DMZ · March 16, 2004 at 12:46 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

On Mariner ads:

One of the things the team likes to do is keep the ads focused on guys who are unlikely to be traded or blow out. Having to pull an ad with Jeff Nelson after he’s traded means a tighter rotation of ads or new ads, and new ads are expensive.

“Hey now, get all of it” — what the heck is that?

With that in mind, here’s the team’s relative attatchment to their players, drawn from this year’s family-friendly, happy-go-lucky ads featuring those great guys the Mariners:

Ichiro, Boone

Franklin and Shiggy

Ibanez

Edgar

Pineiro

Spiezio

Melvin

Price

Wilson, Olerud

Moyer

Davis

Meche

Aurilia

(seen but not heard)

Moose

Soriano

Winn

McCracken (slides into home)

And I think I’m missing someone from the poker game, but anyway

So, players who can be easily traded without anyone ever noticing:

Willie Bloomquist

Freddy Garcia

Yup, you heard it here first. Freddy Garcia last year had his own ad, this year doesn’t get squat.

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