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Top-tier free agents

Also, to allllllll the trolls who’ve been hanging around, arguing with me (and others), saying the Mariners can’t sign good free agents, never have or will sign a top-tier free agent:

Kiss my (on-order) Adrian Beltre jersey, suckerrrrrrssssssssssssssssssssss.

Update: I’ve now been grinning for so long my face hurts.

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