Mass suicide scheduled for Wednesday
DMZ · August 13, 2005 at 9:49 am · Filed Under Mariners
I’ll be leading the Cult of Doyle into the Puget Sound at noon, where we’ll all drown, cold and miserable. The Church of Bloomquist the Ignitor is invited to attend and applaud or boo as they feel fit, after which they will go see the M’s play the Royals at 1:35.
Light snacks and punch will be served.
Update: it has been brought to my attention that killing myself, while possibly a welcome relief from despair, would prevent me from heading to Australia, and Doyle would have wanted me to go.
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57 Responses to “Mass suicide scheduled for Wednesday”
I say we rename him Willie Bloomquist. After all, the actual Willie Bloomquist apparently shits sunshine, so maybe some of his magic will wear off.
53: Isn’t that heresy?
This is kinda cool. If my screen is correct, I will be comment 53, referred to in comment 52 as heresy. Remarkable.
This is why commenting-by-number doesn’t work out: deletions reduce the number, moderation approvals increase it… and suddenly you’re denounced for something you didn’t do.
No, DMZ, I’m just psychic.
How about the next time we need to come up with one of these ‘code names’ lets make one without a D and an L in it…..
Done is wrong, in light of all the propeller head, wrong way Corrigan types that abound here, never will be might be better…
Done implies that something actually happened first, which the numbers clearly show didn’t…
As to the Doyle thing, is thumbsucking a wide spread issue here?