Game 99, Blue Jays at Mariners

DMZ · July 24, 2006 at 6:24 pm · Filed Under Game Threads 

7:05. Joel Pineiro v Casey Janssen. Getting either pitcher’s name wrong in the thread gets you a 24-hour ban, because it’s Monday.

This lineup brought to you by those dumb split-ended sparkplugs:
RF-L Ichiro!
2B-R Willie “The Ignitor” Blooooooooomquist
3B-R Beltre
LF-L Ibanez
1B-R Sexson
DH-0 Everett
C-R Johjima
SS-R Betancourt
CF-R Jones

Fun fact of the day!
2006, the post-collapse switch-hitting Carl Everett versus righties: .241/.309/.388 (232 AB)
2003-5, right-handed platoon player Eddie Perez versus righties: .239/.303/.351 (188 AB)

Comments

382 Responses to “Game 99, Blue Jays at Mariners”

  1. rd on July 24th, 2006 6:27 pm

    Lopez still gone?

  2. apunetid on July 24th, 2006 6:29 pm

    He must be walking back from Venezuela.

  3. Shizane on July 24th, 2006 6:32 pm

    DMZ, I appreciate the subtle humor in your listing of Carl Everett…..and you’re right: he can’t hit from EITHER side.

    Go M’s

  4. John in L.A. on July 24th, 2006 6:36 pm

    Damn, I thought Lopez was coming back today. And I hoped that Everett was leaving today. But I hope that every day.

    I hate this. A pox on Willie batting second and Everett batting anything.

    What does it take for this to change? Losing streak? ‘Cause I’ll root for losing however many in a row it takes for them to get their collective heads out of their asses. 5? 10? The rest of ‘em?

  5. matt2500 on July 24th, 2006 6:38 pm

    Lopez is on the bench and available to play, but given the long flight home from Venezuela, Hargrove decided to give him one more night off.

  6. Tap House Dan on July 24th, 2006 6:40 pm

    You know how we all cringe whenever Doyle or Ibanez has to run out a grounder or try to turn a single into a double? There are those kinds of players that, because of their history or their running style you just feel like the could pull a hammy or blow a meniscus at any moment? What is it with Carl?!?!?! He runs like he has fake knees and an artificial hip, and he NEVER gets hurt!!!!

    All we need to turn this season around is a badly turned ankle by Everett. Clearly, Hargrove isn’t going to change his approach, no matter how hard Perez continues to hit the ball.

  7. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 6:42 pm

    I think the important question, Dan, is whether you, as a USSM reader and commentor, are willing to abuse your position at the Tap House in order to support USSM, and particularly the author who spends a ridiculous amount of time and money there?

  8. rd on July 24th, 2006 6:43 pm

    Ok, so Lopez was visiting his new son. Why was this kept a secret? And if he’s in the dugout why isn’t he starting?

  9. matt2500 on July 24th, 2006 6:46 pm

    Wow, has anyone else seen Cole Hamels’ pitching line from tonight? 5 1/3 IP, 12 Ks, 2 BB, 6 hits, 7 ER. He struck out the side in the first, third and fourth innings. Other outs recorded were two ground outs, one infield pop up, and a fly ball to right.

    But after striking out the first four batters of the game, and then inducing a grounder to first, he gave up back-to-back solo homers in the second.

    Then (after six more strikeouts in a row) in the fifth, it went walk, double, fly ball to right, single, single, homer, until Hamels was pulled.

    Talk about feast or famine!!

  10. matt2500 on July 24th, 2006 6:48 pm

    rd – Lopez not starting, basically, due to the long flight back, per Hargrove on the pregame show.

  11. Hooligan on July 24th, 2006 6:49 pm

    RE: Lopez

    Yep, he’s back after visiting Jose Jr. My opinion of Jose Sr. just plummeted. As a helpful note to all prospective fathers, please don’t put your ego ahead of your kid. You already give your son half of his DNA; you already give him your last name; you already give him half of your facial features; that’s enough. Let him have his own first name and identity. Does anyone else think that George Foreman is an egomaniac? What was it, 7 Juniors?

    Anyway, good to see that Willie is playing in front of Jose. Not like we need the extra bat with Joel on the mound.

  12. Evan on July 24th, 2006 6:51 pm

    With the M’s having just won a series against the Red Sox, and Jays having just taken 3 of 4 from the Yankees, let’s compare, shall we?

    * Leads majors

    Hits
    Seattle: 915
    Toronto: 1003 *

    Doubles
    Seattle: 153
    Toronto: 207

    HR
    Seattle: 100
    Toronto: 138

    Total Bases
    Seattle: 1434
    Toronto: 1660 *

    Team Batting VORP
    Seattle: 73.7
    Toronto: 202.1 *

    Team Pitching VORP
    Seattle: 122.2
    Toronto: 125.4

    K’s
    Seattle: 661
    Toronto: 658

    Starters Innings Pitched
    Seattle: 606.2
    Toronto: 551.2

    Let’s look at those. Toronto’s the first team to 1000 hits this season. They’re second in the AL in homeruns, and third in doubles. They’re second in the majors in both EqA and EqR. And their hitters lead all of baseball with the only team batting VORP over 200. The Jays can hit.

    Their pitching isn’t that special though. Overall, they look about equal to the Mariners’ pitching, but the Jays have managed to hand an extra 55 innings to their relievers so far this season. Only the Royals (among AL teams) have gotten fewer innings from their starters.

    And (here’s the good news) their big bats (Wells and Glaus) are highly dependent on their home park. The rest of their outfield is still strong on the road, and Gregg Zaun is just killing road parks, but Wells and Glaus are rendered mostly average when they travel.

  13. rd on July 24th, 2006 6:55 pm

    Right, flying on an airplane is so much more exhausting than playing nine innings in the ninety-whatever degree heat yesterday. Hargrove is just making up an excuse to start Bloomquist again.

    Obviously, whining about playing time is the way to get more from Hargrove. Chris Snelling should really phone Hargrove and complain about not being called up.

  14. Evan on July 24th, 2006 6:58 pm

    Hillenbrand would have loved it here.

  15. Wells on July 24th, 2006 6:59 pm

    [1]

  16. apunetid on July 24th, 2006 7:06 pm

    Ah, no Vernon Wells in the lineup tonight. Instead, he appears to be posting on the site (ie # 15).

  17. Moose Hunter on July 24th, 2006 7:07 pm

    What’s opinion of trading Beltre to San Diego? Or was that covered somewhere?

  18. F-Rod on July 24th, 2006 7:09 pm

    Call me crazy but I think Ibanez is a good fielder!

  19. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:10 pm

    You’re crazy.

  20. F-Rod on July 24th, 2006 7:11 pm

    Why do you guys hate on him so much?

  21. rd on July 24th, 2006 7:11 pm

    [2]

  22. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 7:11 pm

    15 is David Wells.

  23. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:13 pm

    Ibanez is not a good defensive player. He’s just not. He’s got all the speed of a sedated three-legged arthritic rhino.

  24. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:13 pm

    What do you think the final score is? 22-9 Toronto?

  25. John in L.A. on July 24th, 2006 7:14 pm

    17 – I can’t tell speak for anyone else, but I will be bitterly dissappointed.

    20 – Nobody hates on Ibanez. He’s just not a good left fielder.

  26. DanO on July 24th, 2006 7:14 pm

    Naw, we have Bloomie and Crazy Carl in the lineup. 22-3.

  27. argh on July 24th, 2006 7:14 pm

    “Tampa Bay shut out the Angels 4-0. [pause] I beg you pardon, Los Angeles won that game 8-4.”

    That’s okay, Dave, I ‘ll drive.

  28. David* on July 24th, 2006 7:15 pm

    Joel hit 92? Wow!

  29. lokiforever on July 24th, 2006 7:16 pm

    20 Arm and range are two different things. Manny Rameriz gets a fair amount of outfield assists each year, and from time to time leads the league. Is he a good fielder? People run on him a lot, he throws some out with a fair arm. Fewer people run on Ichiro.

  30. argh on July 24th, 2006 7:16 pm

    Joel hit 92?

    You don’t think those doubles are getting whacked off 86 mph trash do you?

  31. David* on July 24th, 2006 7:17 pm

    I try to avoid watching Joel pitch, and so far this year I have been pretty successful but I thought the highest I saw was 89 before this.

    I hope the yankees are watching.

  32. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:18 pm

    You don’t think that radar gun is working do you?

  33. Hooligan on July 24th, 2006 7:19 pm

    RE: 13

    Doyle: “Skip, mate. This is Snellin’. I’ve got a woozy of a stick and I play the field like there’s a drunken dingo in my jock. You game for a gamer, Skip?”
    Hargrove: “What? Who is this?”
    Doyle: “Aww, mate, don’t rib me. I really want to hit the show, I feel like a wallaby stuffed in a can of Copenhagen down here.”
    Hargrove: “What? Ribs and Copenhagen? Are you trying to tell me I left my chew at the Outback Steakhouse last night?”

    If I didn’t know me, I’d think I was a stereotyping racist toward our Australian compadres. But I’ve got, like, two or three really good Australian friends, so I can’t possibly be racist. So there.

  34. The Ancient Mariner on July 24th, 2006 7:20 pm

    Dare I point out that Derek misspelled “Piñeiro”?

  35. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:21 pm

    If I thought opposing teams were fooled by the stadium radar readings, I would totally screw around with it.

    Yankees scouting Zito? Wow, looks like his fastball’s lost a couple miles, better hold off on that…

  36. Dobbs on July 24th, 2006 7:21 pm

    What race are Australians?

  37. Mr. Egaas on July 24th, 2006 7:21 pm

    What I would like is the Win-Loss record of the team when the Ignitor starts. That’s the stat I want.

    Maybe beyond all the statistical analysis, there really is something to IGNIITTTIOOONNN!!!

  38. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 7:22 pm

    Would you believe that Casey Janssen is the son of original “Fugitive” actor David Janssen?

  39. The Ancient Mariner on July 24th, 2006 7:22 pm

    And actually, Hooligan, I’d think you were a stereotyping something toward people named Hargrove — if you weren’t so obviously spot-on, that is. Good on you, mate.

  40. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:22 pm

    Why don’t you go work it out, then? It’s not hard to do.

  41. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:22 pm

    Uh oh. DMZ is in trouble.

  42. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 7:22 pm

    By the way, Snelling has been stinking up the joint all week in Triple-A.

  43. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 7:23 pm

    We’ll put a Shishkaberry on the barbie, mate.

  44. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:23 pm

    I am?

  45. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:24 pm

    That FSN Tracer is kind of interesting and, clearly, something they’ll abuse until the sight of it makes me sick.

  46. argh on July 24th, 2006 7:24 pm

    Dammit that tracer thing is back. At least Hendu’s lost on the back 9 somewhere.

  47. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:24 pm

    Wow, Fairly indirectly totally trashed the Perez deal. I’ll be curious if he gets a memo on that.

  48. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:24 pm

    Yes, read comment 34.

    I want to break whoever invented the Tracer.

  49. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 7:26 pm

    Was it last year when they had the “runner cam” that followed the batter from home plate to first?

    I remember seeing it for about two games and then it vanished.

  50. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:26 pm

    The thing is, like all broadcast tools, it can be useful. The problem is that it seems like they’re issued a couple of tools from the R&D depot, and commanded to use it 200 times for a performance bonus.

  51. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 7:26 pm

    What exactly did he say, DMZ?

  52. John in L.A. on July 24th, 2006 7:27 pm

    “What I would like is the Win-Loss record of the team when the Ignitor starts. That’s the stat I want.

    Maybe beyond all the statistical analysis, there really is something to IGNIITTTIOOONNN!!! ”

    My completely unscientific glance at game logs says the team is 14-22 when Willie sucks up roster oxygen.

    So… no.

  53. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:27 pm

    I don’t remember exactly, but he’s been ranting for a while now about how the team shouldn’t be trading awaay young talent because the future’s bright and there’s no point to giving up prospects to finish third.

  54. John in L.A. on July 24th, 2006 7:28 pm

    “Wow, Fairly indirectly totally trashed the Perez deal. I’ll be curious if he gets a memo on that. ”

    I loved that. I took it as a shot across the bow of a Soriano trade.

    Either way, I liked it.

  55. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:28 pm

    Jim — you have any good ideas for a new poll question?

  56. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:29 pm

    It’s nice listening to Fairly again.

  57. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:30 pm

    I’ve said this before: there was a time I haaaaaaaaaated Fairly, but Fairly is so much better than Valle/Henderson that having him do the TV side is refreshing.

  58. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 7:31 pm

    Fairly is great as long as he keeps the ball down.

  59. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:32 pm

    Valle is OK, but if I ever see Dave Henderson walking down the street and I happen to be neear rocks, I will not hesitate to throw rocks at him.

  60. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:33 pm

    Fairly likes to keep his comments out over the plate.

  61. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:33 pm

    If you see Valle, throw rocks at him too, and tell him you’re doing it for me. That way, we’re covered.

  62. John in L.A. on July 24th, 2006 7:33 pm

    And Dave N. started it by saying “that’s something general managers have to be very, very careful of… making a lateral move, body for body”

    [DUDE IT WAS NOT VALLE IT WAS FAIRLY]
    “Yeah, no question about that… it does not make sense to me… to make a trade just to finish third, trade your young players. That does not make sense to me. I would never, ever do that.”

  63. John in L.A. on July 24th, 2006 7:33 pm

    Fairly, I mean. Not Valle.

  64. unkrusty on July 24th, 2006 7:34 pm

    But Fairly is at least succinct, and seems to understand his limitations….Valle and Henderson? Wow. I am reminded of Pyscho Killer: “when I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.”

  65. Shizane on July 24th, 2006 7:34 pm

    Wow…..a new tool……temperature readings at stadiums.

    “Well, it was 300 degrees kelvin on Mars today, and the M’s are headed there on a long road trip next weekend. Looks like they’ll be in for a long, hot week.”

  66. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:35 pm

    Fun note: on July 5th, Janssen had a great start after correcting a problem in his delivery, which was, and I’m not joking, that he was “collapsing his backside”

  67. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:35 pm

    That’s fine.

    Quite frankly, I want a real colour commentator.

  68. apunetid on July 24th, 2006 7:36 pm

    It seems like whenever Pineiro pitches, he gets in a big jam every early inning but somehow manages to escape. In the later innings, his eluding skills don’t seem quite as sharp.

  69. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:36 pm

    I just had a great revelation. We should make Carl Everett our color commentator.

  70. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 7:38 pm

    Since [arbitrary date], [Mariners player] has hit [X] home runs, with [Y] RBI and a [Z] [AVG|OBP|SLG|OPS]. Clearly, he’s coming back.

  71. marinerschas2 on July 24th, 2006 7:39 pm

    69. Could you imagine the FCC fines for all the f bombs Carl would drop talkin about BS statistics and playing time?

  72. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 7:39 pm

    Who should the M’s trade to get Alfonso Soriano?

    a) Richie Sexson

    b) Adrian Beltre

    c) All our problem players

    d) An anonymous minor-leaguer willing to hastily but legally rename himself “David Arias”

  73. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:39 pm

    Fairly, Everett may not be the designated bunter, but he’s not the designated hitter either.

  74. Eleven11 on July 24th, 2006 7:39 pm

    Uh, is C Rex the one armed man?

  75. Daniel Carroll on July 24th, 2006 7:39 pm

    I was listening to fairly there and thought, y’know, I’d like to see Everett’s reaction at the bunt sign.

    And then he attempted it.

  76. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:40 pm

    I’d trade Carl Everett for Alfonso Soriano.

    Actually, the maximum I’d give up for Alfonso Soriano is like Cesar Jimenez and Yorman Bazardo. And that’s at the most.

  77. Norm Charlton Fan Club on July 24th, 2006 7:40 pm

    Wow C-Rex got a hit???

  78. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:40 pm

    Fairly: “They don’t pay you to bunt.”

  79. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:40 pm

    I really, really like Fairly all the sudden.

  80. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 7:41 pm

    Fairly: “They don’t pay [Carl Everett] to bunt.”

    Yes, they pay Lopez to do that.

  81. Daniel Carroll on July 24th, 2006 7:41 pm

    And Tracer there, haha, none of ‘em were in the zone.

  82. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:41 pm

    Kenji!

  83. John in L.A. on July 24th, 2006 7:41 pm

    No, Ron, THAT’S good hitting.

  84. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 7:41 pm

    Kenjo!

  85. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:44 pm

    Atta boy C-Rex.

  86. Mr. Egaas on July 24th, 2006 7:44 pm

    We get Rizzy/Mike Blowers on the radio side. Blowers is such a treat. He’s always been pretty good post game.

  87. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:45 pm

    Blowers is doing color? What happened to Hendu and Valle? Hopefully somebody threw rocks at them.

  88. Mr. Egaas on July 24th, 2006 7:46 pm

    Maybe didn’t make the trip to Toronto. I’m not complaining.

    I’ll take Mike “Had a bat so short he couldn’t cover the outer half” Blowers anyday.

  89. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:46 pm

    Early responses to the new poll question indicate that this will not be a particularly controversial poll or produce an interesting result. Shoot. I thought it was a good idea.

  90. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 7:47 pm

    How about a “what are the keys to the game” poll question?

  91. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:47 pm

    so change the poll

  92. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:48 pm

    in fact, I’d go so far to say that if this poll is not producing desired results, it should be immediately designated for assignment and Snelling recalled to take its place.

    Don’t leave the bad polls in. That’s what Hargrove does.

  93. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 7:49 pm

    Jones?

  94. unkrusty on July 24th, 2006 7:49 pm

    Well, that was a stinky pitch, but Jones knew what to do with it.

  95. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:49 pm

    I wonder if I should apply such a philosophy to commentors.

  96. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 7:49 pm

    Jones rocks.

  97. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:50 pm

    You absolutely should. Maybe if we can make this a commonly accepted practice, Everett will be released.

  98. John in L.A. on July 24th, 2006 7:50 pm

    Strike one to Ichiro?? Are you kidding, ump?

    Gonna be a quick game with that strike zone.

  99. John in L.A. on July 24th, 2006 7:52 pm

    Ok, Lopez has rested enough. Pinch hit for Willie!

  100. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 7:52 pm

    Catcher: “Throw a curve.”
    Janssen: “No…”
    Catcher: “How about a slider?”
    Janssen: “Naaah…”
    Catcher: “OK, how about a meatball right over the plate?”
    Janssen: “OK!”

  101. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 7:53 pm

    Sorry, DMZ. Can I have another try, or are you going to sit me for a pinch-hitter?

  102. marinerschas2 on July 24th, 2006 7:54 pm

    quick game? were almost an hour in, and still in the 2nd inning

  103. unkrusty on July 24th, 2006 7:54 pm

    Anybody hear anything on Soriano? Just looking ahead to the inevitable Joel meltdown.

  104. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 7:54 pm

    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice catch.

  105. unkrusty on July 24th, 2006 7:55 pm

    Man, the Jays have made some OF plays against us.

  106. Hooligan on July 24th, 2006 7:55 pm

    [Rizzs]

  107. Norm Charlton Fan Club on July 24th, 2006 7:55 pm

    Supposedly Soriano’s close to being traded to the ChiSox.

  108. marinerschas2 on July 24th, 2006 7:55 pm

    toronto’s sub-par outfield sure gets their share of web gems when playing us

  109. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 7:56 pm

    It better not be our Soriano.

  110. msb on July 24th, 2006 7:57 pm

    I think I may have mentioned when they were in Toronto that I was tired of Reed Johnson in the outfield.

    FWIW, it’s about a 16 hour flight from Caracas…

  111. Norm Charlton Fan Club on July 24th, 2006 7:57 pm

    No…Alfonso…sorry I should’ve clarified.

  112. John in L.A. on July 24th, 2006 7:57 pm

    How about a poll about Lopez and his jet lag meaning Willie gets the start in the 2 Hole… against a RIGHTY.

    How bad would things have to be for Lopez to justify that? Broken leg? SARS?

    I know the threshold is higher than jet lag.

  113. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:57 pm

    For Rafael Soriano I would demand Sweeney, and

    well, they really don’t have anybody I want for Soriano

  114. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 7:59 pm

    WHOA. Breaking news from ESPN Radio Here

    Meche traded for Heilman?

  115. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:00 pm

    wow. That page was deleted the instant I posted it. Guess not.

  116. NBarnes on July 24th, 2006 8:01 pm

    Meche for Heilman is very strange. Where’s the win here again?

  117. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 8:01 pm

    Nice rumor there.

  118. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 8:01 pm

    The site in 114 also says the Ms are scouting Todd Walker.

    Uh huh.

  119. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 8:02 pm

    The next time Willie Bloomquist starts four games in a row, it will be because:

    a) Yuniesky Betancourt is hospitalized with a strained cerebral oblique.

    b) Adam Jones jailed after trying the “drift” maneuver from “The Fast and the Furious” down Yesler Way at 4 a.m.

    c) Jose Lopez flies back home to Venezuela because his neat “pulled-off-my-thumb” trick is the only thing that soothes his crying baby.

    d) He deserves to play.

  120. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:03 pm

    Yes, but the exact text was “According to ESPN Radio, Gil Meche has been traded for Aaron Heilman. I am seeking confirmation”

  121. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 8:03 pm

    … past a diving Bloomquist!

  122. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 8:03 pm

    Normally, if a poll question floundered, I’d let it go for a while.

    But if Mr. Corcoran — a man who took two women to senior prom — thinks I should pull it now and attempt a substitution, well, who am I to argue?

  123. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 8:04 pm

    ESPN Radio’s been wildly wrong before.

  124. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:04 pm

    Letting it go for a while is doing exactly what Hargrove does. If you leave a floundering poll up, then for all I am concerned, you condone and support Hargrove.

  125. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:05 pm

    and it still is.

  126. Moose Hunter on July 24th, 2006 8:05 pm

    Sorry, Aaron Heilman is what from where?

  127. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 8:05 pm

    Sorry, DMZ, but that is a replacement-level poll.

  128. James T on July 24th, 2006 8:06 pm

    Wow. Heilman in return for just Meche? Great deal for you guys, if true. I think it would mean Bavasi isn’t a total fool.

  129. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:07 pm

    Yes, but MLBTradeRumors now indicate that it “may have been a hoax. Sorry.”

  130. Norm Charlton Fan Club on July 24th, 2006 8:07 pm
  131. Moose Hunter on July 24th, 2006 8:09 pm

    I’ll bet Lopez flew first class, should be ok to put him in for “past a diving igniter” now.

  132. msb on July 24th, 2006 8:09 pm

    well, Aaron is in his manager’s dog house at the moment :)

  133. pensive on July 24th, 2006 8:10 pm

    Is it really Mr Corcoran’s Birthday?

  134. Dave on July 24th, 2006 8:10 pm

    There’s nothing to it right now.

    The M’s have asked for Heilmann and 17-year-old stud Fernando Martinez. The Mets have said no.

    Nothing will happen with Meche til next weekend, most likely.

  135. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:10 pm

    heh.

    DMZ, this new poll question is like a short reliever. It isn’t going to last more than an inning, so there’s no point in leaving it in more than an inning.

  136. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 8:10 pm

    That MLB trade rumors site has one of the most painful color schemes I’ve ever seen.

  137. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:11 pm

    Yes, today is Mr Corcoran’s birthday.

  138. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 8:11 pm

    Another poll question could be, should Free Dan Rohn! get a “Poang” chair from Ikea, and if so, what cover?

  139. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 8:11 pm

    Well, if that doesn’t suggest a poll question, I don’t know what does.

  140. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 8:12 pm

    I would change my vote in this poll if the BK commercial was added.

  141. Moose Hunter on July 24th, 2006 8:12 pm

    Those “Poangs” comfortable?

  142. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:13 pm

    so would I.

  143. msb on July 24th, 2006 8:13 pm

    #138– no, because I think his feet would end up dangling in mid-air if he sat in that chair.

  144. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 8:15 pm

    I thought it was pretty comfy when I sat in one, but then I think my boss’s Papasan chair is comfy too.

  145. unkrusty on July 24th, 2006 8:15 pm

    Seriously, I am sorry if I missed it, but doesn’t anyone find it strange that three major newspapers and the Ms television network aren’t saying anything about Raffy? Did he have a kid or something?

  146. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:15 pm

    I’ve never been to or seen an Ikea.

  147. Marvin on July 24th, 2006 8:15 pm

    I’m sitting on a Poang right now. It’s pretty comfortable…

  148. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 8:16 pm

    How about a poll about the advantages of moving to Canada? I’m mulling an offer from the Victoria Times-Colonist newspaper ….

  149. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:16 pm

    That poll is defective, DMZ. McCall uses a City Manager, not a mayor.

  150. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 8:16 pm

    Joel “Pinata” Pineiro, ladies and gents.

  151. msb on July 24th, 2006 8:16 pm

    Soriano? It has been reported several places that he has the dreaded ‘tightness in his shoulder’; there was some thought he’d be available today, but ….

  152. unkrusty on July 24th, 2006 8:17 pm

    So, when do you go with Woods? Still up? Tied? Behind?

  153. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 8:17 pm

    Oh cut me some slack.

    Doesn’t Canada frown on letting Americans work up there? I thought it was hard to get a job.

  154. unkrusty on July 24th, 2006 8:17 pm

    151, thanks. And crap.

  155. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:18 pm

    But if you are good in your trade, they’d rather have you than an incompetent Canuck.

  156. msb on July 24th, 2006 8:18 pm

    ooh, even better– “Mike Hargrove is named McCall City Manager”

  157. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 8:18 pm

    148 would have to include the age of consent (14.)

  158. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 8:18 pm

    I’m a dual citizen.

  159. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 8:19 pm

    MSB, I think we want things Corco would enjoy, not punishments.

  160. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 8:19 pm

    Dual citizenship: identity flip-flopping

  161. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:20 pm

    But I could throw rocks at Mike Hargrove if he were City Manager.

    Actually, he’d leave the roads unpaved and not fix the traffic.

  162. msb on July 24th, 2006 8:20 pm

    I think this is the Joel we remember.

    I’m a fan of Victoria (aside from that raw sewage dumping) so if it was working in Victoria, vs unemployed in Gig Harbor….

  163. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 8:20 pm

    I’ve looked at the poll, and I’m not sure Corcoran could handle any of the options … except maybe the city manager one.

  164. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:21 pm

    I’d get booted out of city manager for wanting to put a stoplight at Railroad and 55.

    I can handle all the beer I can bong.

    Two girls might be a bit much, but I can do it.

    Hargrove being fired I can handle

    Same with a win.

    Comment removal though, probably not.

  165. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 8:21 pm

    Yes, I’ve been a lifetime “Canadian When It’s Convenient,” I admit it. Haven’t lived there full-time since I was 7. But the United States annoys me mightily.

  166. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 8:22 pm

    I dunno, Corco, about the women … based on the way you shot your wad too quickly on the Meche rumor.

  167. msb on July 24th, 2006 8:22 pm

    I dunno, I think that Hargrove would cause less anguish and heartache as City Manager of McCall… bet in McCall he’d be out fishing a lot of the time.

  168. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:23 pm

    I screwed up with the Meche rumor. It happens.

    I don’t know. Something tells me Hargrove wouldn’t fix the traffic. And that would suck.

  169. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 8:24 pm

    Sheriff Carl Everett has a nice ring to it.

    Willie Bloomquist can be the deputy who isn’t allowed to carry a loaded gun.

  170. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 8:24 pm

    Snelling is now hitting .247. Sheesh. He dropped 50 points in barely more than a week.

  171. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:25 pm

    Oh God. Sheriff Everett? I wonder how he’d feel about underage alcohol consumption.

  172. pablothegreat on July 24th, 2006 8:26 pm

    168: I know of two people from McCall, ID, and both of you bitch about traffic. It can’t be that bad.

  173. msb on July 24th, 2006 8:27 pm

    Fairly is turning into Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. Or Yoda.

    “Strong in the hands is Sexson”

  174. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 8:27 pm

    There’s a lot of underage alcohol consumption in the bible, if I remember, so I’m sure you’d be fine.

    And by “you” I mean “minors drinking alcohol”.

  175. Rockymariner on July 24th, 2006 8:28 pm

    I was actually in fair McCall last week. Traffic is still sucky as usual.

  176. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:28 pm

    172: It took me 20 minutes to drive from downtown to the south stoplight, which is like .5 miles the other day. It’s bad.

  177. Norm Charlton Fan Club on July 24th, 2006 8:29 pm

    Foul ball…oh wait anyone with eyes would see it was clearly a fair home run.

  178. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:30 pm

    And keep in mind I lived in Chicago for 8 years. I know what bad traffic is.

  179. Mouse in a Bottle on July 24th, 2006 8:31 pm

    Dave N: “And a foul ball–I think it’s foul–FLY AWAY!!

  180. CSG on July 24th, 2006 8:31 pm

    Kenji!!!

  181. msb on July 24th, 2006 8:32 pm

    ok, actually, I haven’t seen a commercial that I do like so far.

  182. Marvin on July 24th, 2006 8:32 pm

    166: Hilarious. There’s some Canadian wit.

  183. apunetid on July 24th, 2006 8:33 pm

    Here’s a poll idea:

    What’s the roughest part about being a Gameday viewer?

    A. Gameday goes crazy in the event of an unusual play or an error

    B. At times it reports “out(s) recorder” when runs score

    C. Spectacular defensive plays read just the same as the most basic plays

    D. You’re always the last person to comment on the happenings of the game

    C.

  184. Ike Aramba on July 24th, 2006 8:33 pm

    Crikey, why is the replay trying to enable Dave N’s “wrapped it around the foul pole (if the foul pole is 50 feet in diameter)” remark?

  185. flash_33 on July 24th, 2006 8:33 pm

    179. Even though Dave N. makes his mistakes, I always enjoy him announcing games to hear things like that.

  186. msb on July 24th, 2006 8:34 pm

    #8– well, IIRC, Lopez isn;t actually married, so they may have all been waiting to see if he wanted to announce that he was a new father… we did hear that it was ‘good news’ that caused him to go, though….

  187. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:34 pm

    the frustrating part is when the M’s are down by two in the bottom of the ninth with two outs, men on 1st and third. You see In play, run-scoring play.

    You don’t know if the game’s over or what.

  188. pablothegreat on July 24th, 2006 8:35 pm

    178: I go to school in Salem, OR, the city with the worst roadway system ever. I know what bad traffic is like.

    Also, Dave N. can’t see.

  189. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:36 pm

    Salem’s traffic isn’t good, but it barely rivals McCalls.

  190. Daniel Carroll on July 24th, 2006 8:36 pm

    wait, Pablo. Where in Salem do you school?

  191. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 8:36 pm

    I love that the Silverado commercial touts its “surprising” fuel economy — which is 16 MPG city/22 highway.

    Yeah, I’m surprised anyone would design or buy a car with such shitty fuel economy.

  192. flash_33 on July 24th, 2006 8:36 pm

    183. I follow the majority of the M’s games on Gameday so I would have to vote for A. Sometimes it takes 2-3 minutes just to get the play up. By then, everyone is commenting on it and the excitement of finding out what happend, goes away.

  193. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:37 pm

    2/3 of our vehicles get that or worse.

    My Wrangler gets about 16/22
    and the Liberty like 15/20

  194. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 8:37 pm

    Wow, Hargrove fired takes a surprising jump to take a lead over two pliable sophomore women! Shocking!

  195. pablothegreat on July 24th, 2006 8:38 pm

    190: Willamette University.

  196. Daniel Carroll on July 24th, 2006 8:38 pm

    holy … I go there. We must hang out.

  197. Marvin on July 24th, 2006 8:38 pm

    [that's 3]

  198. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 8:38 pm

    Well, you’re a horrible person and when you have to explain to your kids why the Pacific Northwest isn’t a wine growing region anymore, I hope they throw rocks at you.

  199. Scow Bay on July 24th, 2006 8:38 pm

    Go Bearcats!! Class of 81 here.

  200. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:39 pm

    Ha. I almost went to Willamette (accepted with similar financial numbers as UPS), but Salem just seemed like a dirty version of Boise, and Tacoma seemed like a slightly larger dirty version of Boise, but it was near Seattle, so it got the nod.

  201. Mouse in a Bottle on July 24th, 2006 8:40 pm

    I was born in 81

  202. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:40 pm

    In McCall, you need gas guzzling 4WD vehicles because it’s the only way to get through 3 feet of snow in the winter. I don’t like them anymore than you do.

  203. Scow Bay on July 24th, 2006 8:41 pm

    201-Thanks for making me feel old–I’m going to my 25th reunion this fall.

  204. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:41 pm

    And I won’t be in the Pacific Northwest, I’m going back to Northern Kentucky after graduating.

    I am glad DMZ doesn’t enforce comma splice errors.

  205. Christopher on July 24th, 2006 8:43 pm

    Northern Kentucky? Are you crazy!?

  206. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 8:43 pm

    204… I thought the main splicing errors in Northern Kentucky involved DNA.

  207. David J. Corcoran I on July 24th, 2006 8:43 pm

    So surprisingly, the bottom poll option is the truth, and I have just recieved all the beer I can bong before sunup. I’ll catch you cats later.

  208. Daniel Carroll on July 24th, 2006 8:44 pm

    Scow Bay, are you married to another WU Alum? It seems to me nearly everyone I know who went to Willamette married someone there. It’s crazy.

  209. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 8:47 pm

    Man, Brian Tallet is one ugly hillbilly.

    “You got a purty mouth.”

  210. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 8:49 pm

    Woah.

  211. Scow Bay on July 24th, 2006 8:49 pm

    Nope, but lots of my friends did.

  212. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 8:50 pm

    The Snellometer: .246

    Michael Garciaparra: 2-2 tonight, .333 overall.

  213. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 8:53 pm

    Adam Jones should wear a neck brace, because playing center behind Joel’s going to give him whiplash before the season’s out.

  214. John in L.A. on July 24th, 2006 8:53 pm

    Wow, was Johjima surprised where that ball went. That wasn’t the down and in he was looking for.

  215. pablothegreat on July 24th, 2006 8:53 pm

    Hinske!!! Oh…sorry.

  216. argh on July 24th, 2006 8:54 pm

    Homerun, shot to the warning track — maybe it’s time we review the pitching situation, eh Grover?

  217. argh on July 24th, 2006 8:56 pm

    Jones is getting to those deep balls so beautifully under control — he already looks much better than Ibanez or, god forbid, Willie. I think the lad’s got the stuff.

  218. John in L.A. on July 24th, 2006 8:56 pm

    Yes, guys, it’s always best to let “the hitters tell you” when a pitcher is done. By all means, wait for that signal. Jesus.

  219. Christopher on July 24th, 2006 8:56 pm

    Now we know why they brought up Jones. They knew he’d get a lot more practice in center field playing behind Joel than he would have in AAA.

  220. pablothegreat on July 24th, 2006 8:58 pm

    218: I agree. That’s a pretty retarded philosophy.

  221. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 8:58 pm

    Actually, there are some pretty tateriffic pitchers in Tacoma.

  222. Christopher on July 24th, 2006 9:00 pm

    Yeah, thats not as fun to say.

  223. Mr. Egaas on July 24th, 2006 9:02 pm

    Why not put in Perez right here?

  224. John in L.A. on July 24th, 2006 9:03 pm

    223 – I have zero idea. I just don’t understand Hargrove at all.

  225. Christopher on July 24th, 2006 9:03 pm

    Because that would mean Hargrove would have to actually manage during the game. That and its pretty sad when you have to pinch hit for a starter in the 6th inning.

  226. Mr. Egaas on July 24th, 2006 9:03 pm

    I mean, they’ll probably bring in the righty, but not pinch hitting in the first place is just admitting defeat.

    And he proves me wrong and gets a hit.

  227. Tap House Dan on July 24th, 2006 9:03 pm

    DMZ, sorry for the slow response… I went to a local watering hole to watch the first half of the game. You’re a Tap House regular? You should let me know next time you’re in. I manage the bar there…. hope you like the beer selection, it’s my doing.

    Next time you’re there, announce your presence, would love to buy you a beer and bend your ear.

  228. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 9:04 pm

    Because he knew Everett would get a hit, of course. Duh.

  229. Christopher on July 24th, 2006 9:04 pm

    Dinorally! Heh.

  230. John in L.A. on July 24th, 2006 9:04 pm

    I hate that that just worked. I’d rather we lose the game than have that stupid crap work.

  231. Mr. Egaas on July 24th, 2006 9:04 pm

    225 – Not unheard of for a platoon. The Indians did it with Broussard/Perez all the time.

    I mean you could put in Dobbs later on vs. a different righty, and you really aren’t losing much.

  232. argh on July 24th, 2006 9:04 pm

    Well executed one nostril snot-delivery by Carl just before the basehit and the RBI.

  233. Ralph Malph on July 24th, 2006 9:05 pm

    Didn’t I once hear somebody say you’re not supposed to make the 1st or 3rd out at 3rd base?

  234. Mr. Egaas on July 24th, 2006 9:06 pm

    233 – That rule doesn’t apply if you are taller than 6′4.

  235. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 9:06 pm

    I haven’t been in to the Tap House since my unemployment — as much as I love to drink there, I’ve had to curb my frankly ridiculous bar tabs these last couple of weeks.

    That said — we should chat.

  236. LB on July 24th, 2006 9:07 pm

    #233: Didn’t I once hear somebody say you’re not supposed to make the 1st or 3rd out at 3rd base?

    Probably some stathead who never played the game.

  237. Christopher on July 24th, 2006 9:08 pm

    #235 Its dangerous to know a bartender. Well its been dangerous for me in the past…

  238. Tap House Dan on July 24th, 2006 9:08 pm

    I’ll say it again. Drop in and I’ll buy you a couple.

    PS: Carl Everett sucks.

  239. argh on July 24th, 2006 9:08 pm

    Richie gave a pretty disgusted look toward 3rd base — whether that was at his own performance or maybe something done or not done by the coach you couldn’t tell.

  240. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 9:08 pm

    You’re not supposed to make the 1st, 2nd or 3rd out at 1st, 2nd or 3rd bases.

  241. Ralph Malph on July 24th, 2006 9:09 pm

    First 3 batters: 0 for 9. Rest of the order: 7 for 13.

  242. Tap House Dan on July 24th, 2006 9:09 pm

    237: It’s even more dangerous to know a bar manager. Unless you’re a hot girl, then it’s dangerous to know the ‘tender. Did I say dangerous? What I meant was, free.

  243. LB on July 24th, 2006 9:10 pm

    #238: I’ll say it again. Drop in and I’ll buy you a couple.

    You’re about to meet a lot of DMZ’s.

  244. Ralph Malph on July 24th, 2006 9:10 pm

    I think they should give Everett the steal sign here.

  245. John in L.A. on July 24th, 2006 9:11 pm

    Oh, good grief.

  246. Corey on July 24th, 2006 9:11 pm

    Did he just fall into 2nd like three feet short? What the hell C-Rex…

  247. Ralph Malph on July 24th, 2006 9:12 pm

    Gameday has locked up..what’s happening?

  248. Lonin on July 24th, 2006 9:12 pm

    Greatest slide ever…

  249. argh on July 24th, 2006 9:12 pm

    244 – You see deeply into the game.

  250. Mouse in a Bottle on July 24th, 2006 9:12 pm

    The Mariners run out of yet another inning.

  251. Ralph Malph on July 24th, 2006 9:12 pm

    I was joking! I didn’t think Hargrove would actually be reading!

  252. Ralph Malph on July 24th, 2006 9:13 pm

    The guy who punches the plays into Gameday was too stunned by that to punch it in.

  253. John in L.A. on July 24th, 2006 9:14 pm

    “Gameday has locked up..what’s happening? ”

    Sadly, someone acted on your joke.

    It was like a steal, only slower. And it stopped a few feet short of the actual base.

  254. Ralph Malph on July 24th, 2006 9:14 pm

    I’m changing my vote on Corco’s birthday present. After that, Corco can’t have the two women.

  255. gwangung on July 24th, 2006 9:14 pm

    He had Everett try to steal?????????
    Words absolutely fail me.

  256. Dave on July 24th, 2006 9:15 pm

    So, I’m guessing this didn’t make it on the regular broadcast, and only our crappy mlb.tv camera caught it, but between innings, Lopez and Beltre got in a huge argument. Lopez was clearly barking at Beltre, and Felix finally separated the two. Beltre looked pissed, then ran into Ron Hassey and gave him a shoulder block without even acknowledging he was there.

  257. argh on July 24th, 2006 9:15 pm

    256 — what could that possibly be about? Adrian dissing the baby?

  258. John in L.A. on July 24th, 2006 9:16 pm

    256 – Interesting. Now I’m curious.

    Maybe Beltre was the one who told Everett to steal.

  259. Lonin on July 24th, 2006 9:17 pm

    Dave, I caught some of that and it looked pretty clearly like they were joking around. Felix and Lopez were laughing and Beltre was dancing around.

  260. Dave on July 24th, 2006 9:20 pm

    You and I have very different definitions of laughing and dancing…

  261. davepaisley on July 24th, 2006 9:27 pm

    George Sherrill keels over from a heart attack as he’s allowed to face 4 batters…

  262. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 9:28 pm

    We briefly saw Beltre giving Hassey the shoulder block. He did look pissed.

  263. Lonin on July 24th, 2006 9:31 pm

    We could be talking about two different situations.

    The one I saw was maybe in the 4th or 5th inning. To me it looked like Beltre was dancing around in front of Felix and Lopez, then started to headbutt Felix (May’ve been Lopez) like they were horsing around. Then Beltre walked away and Felix and Lopez were laughing and pushing eachother. It seemed pretty obvious to me they were joking around, and I seem to recall one of the announcers commenting about “something must be funny down there” or along those lines.

    /shrug

  264. Dave on July 24th, 2006 9:32 pm

    Oh, yea, totally different. This one was between 6th/7th innings, Rizzs was doing a voiceover ad while coming out of commercial, and you could tell the cameraman knew he wasn’t “live”, because he was moving the camera pretty eratically, zoomed in on Hargrove after the whole ordeal happened.

    Definitely didn’t look playful.

  265. DKJ on July 24th, 2006 9:33 pm

    This is what I saw. After Pineiro waved off the infielders with real gusto, it was Everett flapping his arms in imitation and cracking up Felix and Lopez. It was pretty funny. I did not see Beltre involved.

    Could this be the “dance” you are talking about?

  266. John D. on July 24th, 2006 9:35 pm

    SEXSON’s BLUNDER (See # 233, # 234, etc.) – (This happens with every team.) What appears to be a blunder is more akin to a sacrifice. A trailing runner will frequently hang himself out to dry, making the cutoff man’s decision easier, and instead of letting the throw go through, for the questionable out, the cutoff man will cut it off, and go for the sure out.
    (It seems that the 3B coach had this in mind when he signalled Sexson to go to 3rd, but Sexson–and some people here–doesn’t know about it yet. Maybe tomorrow’s paper.)

  267. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 9:36 pm

    14 billion beads?

  268. Lonin on July 24th, 2006 9:43 pm

    My mistake then, I just happened to glance at the screen when it happened, so I didn’t catch everything.

  269. msb on July 24th, 2006 9:44 pm

    I dunno if it is 14 billion, but it is a damn lotta beads.

    I finally figured out who Adam Jones reminds me of … Eric Davis.

    There was also the long discussion between Betancourt & Hargrove, with Eduardo as translator/facilitator.

  270. msb on July 24th, 2006 9:45 pm

    btw, anyone have someone they recommend for elderly laptop repairs? I’m thinking this may need the fan looked at….

    so, where is this Tap House of which you speak?

  271. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 9:48 pm

    Garciaparra: 3-4, .337
    Doyle: 0-4, .244

    Eiiiiiiiich.

  272. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 9:50 pm

    The Tap House Grill’s in Bellevue in the Galleria. It’s pretty sweet.

    http://www.taphousegrill.com/

    I highly recommend it.

  273. DKJ on July 24th, 2006 9:50 pm

    Number one son comes through, number one in so many ways.

  274. Coach Owens on July 24th, 2006 9:51 pm

    DMZ where were you the last few days?

  275. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 9:52 pm

    Ashland, Oregon, seeing some plays and hanging out with Mrs. DMZ

  276. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 9:52 pm

    Which plays?

  277. Rick L on July 24th, 2006 9:53 pm

    271. But Dave says Garciaparra isn’t a prospect.

  278. AQ on July 24th, 2006 9:53 pm

    There’s a Mrs. DMZ?

  279. AQ on July 24th, 2006 9:54 pm

    I can’t say that I watch him on a regular basis, but Reed Johnson sure seems to be a pesky little hitter. Maybe he just has our number or something.

  280. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 9:55 pm

    I saw:
    The Importance of Being Earnest
    King John
    Merry Wives of Windsor
    Cyrano de Bergerac

  281. Rick L on July 24th, 2006 9:57 pm

    Fly ball outs make me nervous. But a win is a win.

  282. argh on July 24th, 2006 9:57 pm

    277: Seattle Laptop on Aurora’s always done well by me, although sometimes they’ve done it pretty damned slowly.

  283. marbledog on July 24th, 2006 9:57 pm

    That’s my hometown, DMZ. I was a tart girl during my adolescent years and fell in love with all the actors there at the festival until I found out they were all gay.

    That’s when I turned to baseball, because we all know that baseball players are not gay. Not a one.

  284. DKJ on July 24th, 2006 9:57 pm

    King John can be tough, and Merry Wives a little cloying, but sounds like a great line up. I saw Derek Jacoby do Cyrano in New York. That was a great play.

  285. Ike Aramba on July 24th, 2006 9:57 pm

    The M’s are scoring, on average, 6+ runs per game over the last 4 games, after moving Willie to the #2 spot. Is Grover on to something? If so, please explain what that something is.

  286. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 9:58 pm

    They do more than Shakespeare in Ashland?

  287. AQ on July 24th, 2006 9:58 pm

    Well, look at that. I know it wasn’t a save situation, but Fruto pitched about as “good” of a ninth inning as Eddie G. typically would. And to think, Fruto was sitting there all along, at a fraction of the price…

  288. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 9:59 pm

    King John was in the New Theater, and I love seeing plays there. I didn’t like Merry Wives much. Cyrano was hilarious. Earnest was only a little less enjoyable.

  289. Coach Owens on July 24th, 2006 9:59 pm

    Finally the Mariners won a game without Ichiro getting on base.

  290. msb on July 24th, 2006 9:59 pm

    Bellevue Galleria. Is that the sprawl on the east side of 106/8th? Or is that huge thing the Lincoln Square? I can’t get used to all these new-fangled places [quavery, crabby voice] why, what was wrong with the fine old Barb Restaurant, there, hmn? The biggest hamburger in Bellevue not good enough?

  291. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 9:59 pm

    Derek Jacoby? Is that Brook Jacoby’s dad?

  292. Rick L on July 24th, 2006 9:59 pm

    The fact that Soriano has a sore shoulder again, also worries me. But this team has actually played better than their record this month. We have played very competitively with the best teams in the east.

  293. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 10:00 pm

    Ashland was your hometown? Wow. Swinging in once a year has provided a weird perspective.

  294. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 10:00 pm

    It’s pretty hard to mess up “Earnest.” It may be one of the best-written non-Shakespeare plays of all time.

  295. joser on July 24th, 2006 10:01 pm

    And don’t look now, but Texas and Oakland both lost….

  296. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 10:01 pm

    Galleria is at 4th and Bellevue Way. Where the Hooters used to be.

  297. argh on July 24th, 2006 10:01 pm

    That ought to nail it down for him.

  298. carcinogen on July 24th, 2006 10:02 pm

    I thought the Tap House was on the east side of town on NE 8th, across the street from where Larry’s Market was before bankruptcy.

  299. Tap House Dan on July 24th, 2006 10:02 pm

    Thanks for the plug DMZ. Did you mention 160 beers on tap? Sorry, is that a shameless plug?

    I’m glad I didn’t miss anything the last 2 innings. Trying to fix my router… but, alas, it’s dead. I’m so glad I got a good 3 months out of it though. I got more out of this Linksys than the M’s are getting out of C-Rex. (rim shot!)

    Good thing we kept the lead. Hargrove didn’t have a chance to misuse the bullpen.

  300. KW on July 24th, 2006 10:02 pm

    Importance of Being Earnest…good stuff.

  301. marbledog on July 24th, 2006 10:02 pm

    I was happy to leave. Looking back, it was pretty idyllic though. It’s changed a lot – gone to the Californians. It’s nice to go back, though. Mom still there. The house we paid $10,000 for in 1964 is worth a couple million now probably.

  302. apunetid on July 24th, 2006 10:02 pm

    Good win. Texas and Oakland both lose, meaning we’re only 3 games out.

  303. DKJ on July 24th, 2006 10:03 pm

    My router is not functioning, too. Something about three wins in a row?

  304. msb on July 24th, 2006 10:03 pm

    #294– see it with the wrong cast and it can be pretty painful. Best Algernon ever? Harry Groener.

    I’ve never seen King John performed… does it work?

    Jacobi.

  305. Tap House Dan on July 24th, 2006 10:05 pm

    3 games out? Do we BUY NOW?!?!??!?!

    Seriously though. Listening to Jason Stark this morning (one of the few “experts” I actually respect) there isn’t much available out there. The only name that makes sense (if we DFA Everett) is Delucci. Bring him back to a division he knows…he hits LH, can play any OF position, and comes cheap. Gillick owes us one.

  306. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 10:05 pm

    #301: Amazing, isn’t it? My dad bought our Bainbridge Island house in 1968 for $22,000 … we sold it last year for almost $700,000.

  307. argh on July 24th, 2006 10:05 pm

    Post-game show aside: But what if I don’t *want* to fight teenaged girls to see Beckham?

  308. marbledog on July 24th, 2006 10:05 pm

    I loved how they used to carry the chopped-off heads around on sticks in the histories.

  309. msb on July 24th, 2006 10:06 pm

    Oddly enough, I don’t know where the Hooters or Larry’s Markets were in Bellevue… I tend to bypass downtown and head on out to Lake Hills. Sorry. “Crossroads.”

  310. marbledog on July 24th, 2006 10:07 pm

    Ashland is like the Bay Area now, Jim. It’s amazing. That little rickety old house will definitely get a million. E

  311. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 10:09 pm

    The *Pumphouse* is on NE 8th, in the same complex as I Love Sushi, Hunan Garden. I’m a fan of the Pumphouse too.

  312. Tap House Dan on July 24th, 2006 10:10 pm

    Hooters in Bellevue, a concept doomed to failure. I knew it wasn’t going to work when I went there for the first time. It was for a fantasy football draft. I was all excited to see how “hot” our server was going to be, and then she waddled up to our table 10 months pregnant with a t-shirt down to her knees that said “Hooters Baby On Board.”

    It was all downhill from there. Now the whole thing next to us is a gym. A 3 story gym…. where you can never ever see more than 5 people working out at any one time. Great investment.

  313. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 10:10 pm

    DMZ, is that where I interviewed you a few years ago?

  314. Tap House Dan on July 24th, 2006 10:11 pm

    BTW, our place never was a great place to watch a ball game, but we just put in 2 new Toshiba 50-inch plasmas.

    Oh, and did I mention 160 beers on tap?

  315. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 10:11 pm

    And yet the Tap House managed to find aesthetically pleasing servers.

  316. drjeff on July 24th, 2006 10:12 pm

    I grew up in Ashland, and was just there for my 30th HS reunion. My mom bought our house, on the hillside above the college, for 12k in 1968. I estimate it at about 700k now. Mom sold it for 65,000 and was feeling pretty good about things!

  317. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 10:12 pm

    I’m only allowing this clear violation of our self-promotion rules because I spend so much time at the Tap House myself.

    And yeah, Jim — we were at the Pumphouse.

  318. Free Dan Rohn! on July 24th, 2006 10:12 pm

    Tap House has Hoegaarden on tap. Blessed be!

  319. Tap House Dan on July 24th, 2006 10:14 pm

    Thanks for the waiver DMZ. I agree about asthetically pleasing. I just wish we didn’t dress them up in black from head to toe. Tends to hide their “assets.”

  320. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 10:14 pm

    Why can’t they have places like that on the OTHER side of the Sound? The closest we can come is the Silver City Brewery in Silverdale, and that’s too small and too clogged at most reasonable hours.

  321. Tap House Dan on July 24th, 2006 10:14 pm

    320, ever been to Doc’s Marina Grill on Eagle Harbor, Bainbridge?

  322. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 10:15 pm

    #316: Your mom sold a $700,000 house for $65,000 and feels GOOD about it???

  323. drjeff on July 24th, 2006 10:16 pm

    Jim, she sold it circa 1980. She probably wishes now that she’d have hung on to it for a few more years. :)

  324. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 10:16 pm

    Dan, I have. A bit hoity-toity for journalistic white trash like me … in a different incarnation, I bussed tables there in the summer of 1984.

    But I whiled away many, many nights at the Harbour Public House, which is practically next door. Another place that’s long on atmosphere and short on space, given its popularity.

  325. marbledog on July 24th, 2006 10:18 pm

    drjeff I probably know you… I graduated in 73

    yikes

  326. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 10:20 pm

    This is hilarious. Jeff probably puked on her shoes during an Ashland High sock hop.

  327. drjeff on July 24th, 2006 10:21 pm

    throw a .gmail behind my username and email me if you wanna, 325. We can compare notes on Snuffy Smith and George the truancy guy.

    On topic, hey… how ’bout those M’s!

  328. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 10:22 pm

    Who are these M’s you speak of?

  329. Tap House Dan on July 24th, 2006 10:22 pm

    324: 84 huh? Was it the Saltwater back then? I was the GM when we turned it from the Madrona to Doc’s. Made a good go of it and turned it around, but 2 years working for a 50 year old drunken skirt-chaser was all I could take. Going from Doc’s to Tap House is like going from Inland Empire to the M’s. I’m like Mark Lowe!

    Besides. He would get mad at me for talking to guests about sports! That just wasn’t going to work out.

    So.. back to baseball. If we made a little side-deal to help the lineup. Am I crazy for liking Delluci? What’s USSM’s take on him?

  330. drjeff on July 24th, 2006 10:22 pm

    326 – You must bear in mind the geographic proximity to the hills of Humboldt County to see that the AHS intoxicant of choice was not something that made you puke!

  331. marbledog on July 24th, 2006 10:22 pm

    Oh man. George lived just up the street from me and I spent many afternoons in Snuff’s office.

    I’ll send you an e-mail. How funny.

  332. marbledog on July 24th, 2006 10:25 pm

    Yeah no kidding about the intoxicant of choice! And I went to Eugene after Ashland – out of the frying pan into the fire and it’s a wonder I have any brain cells left at all.

  333. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 10:25 pm

    Wow, Dan … yep, it was the Saltwater in those days. John Twitchell, I believe, was the owner.

    I see, Jeff. So you probably instead tried to have her sixty toes as a “midnight munchie.”

  334. msb on July 24th, 2006 10:28 pm

    Who are these M’s you speak of?

    “Not know ‘em? Why, thou never had’st to do with anybody that did not stink to all the town.”

  335. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 10:30 pm

    This is your brain … this is your brain on Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee

  336. msb on July 24th, 2006 10:35 pm

    postgame caller who loves Fruto– “I’ve been hearing rumors about him, but the bullpen is pretty strong, would it be good to give up a young arm like him?”

    heh. young arm.

    Drayer sez Sori is not available tomorrow, and though it is still called ’soreness’, there is some ’scurrying around about him’ and that if is keeps up, it will be the retroactive DL. The other thing is that if he is out, how does that affect moving someone out of the bullpen in a potential trade?

  337. matt2500 on July 24th, 2006 10:44 pm

    OK, this game thread has got WAY too close to home for me!

    I had dinner at Doc’s a couple nights ago (and a birthday dinner at Silver City in Silverdale a week or so before that). A buddy of mine just got a bartending job at Doc’s, and at the bar where we were when he told me, another friend (former waitress at Doc’s) scoffed, and said, ‘Well, as a guy, you’ll probably like it.’ And then went off on the ‘The owner’s a skirt-chaser’ line. She was a former employee, who quit.

    Anyway, I’m with Jim. We need more decent beerhouses on the west side of the Sound.

  338. marbledog on July 24th, 2006 10:45 pm

    So, in case anyone’s interested, drjeff and I have established that 1) I was friends with his sister who was in my class and 2) it was altered brain chemistry, a byproduct of growing up in Ashland, that led us both to USSM.

    Funny small-world stuff.

    Oh yeah, and how ’bout them M’s.

  339. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 10:46 pm

    Matt, you and Marbledog and I should have a West Sound M’s night … Cloverleaf in Bremerton, maybe.

  340. DMZ on July 24th, 2006 10:50 pm

    You could invite WFB.

  341. matt2500 on July 24th, 2006 10:50 pm

    Um, yeah, how ’bout them M’s?

    A win, both the As and Rangers lose. Only downer is what msb reports, about Soriano being ‘unavailable.’ This is beginning to be troubling, these long periods of Rafael being unavailable with no explanation from the team. Word is always that they want to ‘hide it from the opponent,’ and it’s just ‘regular shoulder soreness.’ But are they trying to hide something, not from the week’s opponents, but from us fans? Is Soriano really, truly hurt?

  342. msb on July 24th, 2006 10:50 pm

    [padum-pah!]

  343. MsFan on July 24th, 2006 10:50 pm

    >Tap House has Hoegaarden on tap. Blessed be!

    I had a (bottled) Hoegaarden with dinner tonight, it’s a great summertime beer. Taphouse has a large selection. In the same complex Rockbottom has a few that are decent including their witbier.

  344. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 10:51 pm

    And Jason Ellison … how great can he feel about baseball after losing the “Bonds’ legs” job?

  345. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 10:51 pm

    Any reports about the dugout scuffle Dave witnessed?

  346. matt2500 on July 24th, 2006 10:54 pm

    Jim, I’m up to a night out with beer and baseball anywhere on the west side (how do I type that with an Eric-Cartmanesque pronunciation?). Never been to the Cloverleaf, but, then, I’m waaaaay up north in the county (Kingston), so I don’t go out on the town in Bremerton often.

    PS – I enjoy your M’s reporting in the Sun every weekend.

  347. msb on July 24th, 2006 10:56 pm

    Finally a caller who wanted to trade Carl Everett. Sadly, he followed that up with the suggestion they go get Palmiero.

    On the subject of Everett (after they all pretty much concurred that you need more out of that spot) Drayer mentioned in response to the caller complaint about Carl complaining about playing time, that Everett has been essentially platooning since Morse came up, and that he hasn’t complained about it — apparently the blow-up in Hargrove’s ofice was about another [unnamed] topic.

    Nothing about AB & Lopez.

  348. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 10:56 pm

    Kinsgton Ale House, mayhaps?

  349. matt2500 on July 24th, 2006 10:58 pm

    Mmmmm, Kingston Ale House…..

    Not a big enough selection of actual ale, but a fine watering hole nonetheless.

  350. msb on July 24th, 2006 10:59 pm

    I’m trying to recall the name of the fine drinking establishment smack dab in downtown Bremerton that my Grandfather once took me to … of course, it was long enough ago that he treated me to a Shirley Temple, so it’s prob. long gone :)

  351. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 11:02 pm

    Well, you gave yourself away, because there are no “fine drinking establishments” in “downtown Bremerton.” Though the city just announced plans to convert the old downtown firehouse into a brewpub ala Engine House No. 9 in Tacoma, which roolz.

  352. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 11:02 pm

    Matt … they have a big screen at the Ale House?

  353. matt2500 on July 24th, 2006 11:03 pm

    And actually, I have to give a shout out to the Filling Station Tavern. I walked in there a few months back fully expecting a dive bar, and found a surprisingly nice, friendly ‘joint’ to hang out in. Food’s not as good as the Ale House, but is respectable pub fare, nice plasma TVs for game-watching, and lots more beer on tap, as well as the full selection of top-shelf cocktail ingredients.

    Now, if only I can get them to quit the stupid karaoke nights…

  354. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 11:04 pm

    Hmmm … yes, promising. Other than the Brad Paisley and Bon Jovi wannabeez.

  355. matt2500 on July 24th, 2006 11:04 pm

    Jim, nope, no big screen at the Ale House, just some 20+ inch screens in the corner of the bar. To watch a game, really, you want the Filling Station Tavern.

  356. msb on July 24th, 2006 11:05 pm

    and my Grandfather was teetotal, so his choice of establishments would be suspect anyway…

  357. argh on July 24th, 2006 11:05 pm

    They closed a bar in Bremerton? Ah, say it ain’t so, Ollie.

  358. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 11:07 pm

    Yeah, the Navy actually bars its personnel from the nastier bars … they go under pretty quickly thereafter.

  359. marbledog on July 24th, 2006 11:07 pm

    Kingston’s too far to drive. Cloverleaf sounds good to me. Do they have wireless there so we can all bring our laptops?

  360. matt2500 on July 24th, 2006 11:08 pm

    Yep, you’ve been there, Jim! That’s the north end of the county for ya! The nice thing is that, on any given night, a group of three or four people can ‘take over’ the bar. Not that many people there, you get the game on TV, and start rooting, and all is good. New ownership, too, trying to convert it into a relatively ‘family-friendly’ place. I think Silver City is their goal.

  361. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 11:10 pm

    Let’s do two nights … one in Bremerton, one in Kingston. Come on, Marble … it’s not like driving to, say, Olalla.

  362. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 11:10 pm

    E-mail me at jthomsen@kitsapsun.com

  363. msb on July 24th, 2006 11:11 pm

    oh, and I like Delucci.

  364. Coach Owens on July 24th, 2006 11:11 pm

    For those watching on TV when Hinske caught that ball against the stands did anyone see a big fat walrus-like man leaning against the railing?

  365. matt2500 on July 24th, 2006 11:11 pm

    I’m there!

  366. IdahoInvader on July 24th, 2006 11:12 pm

    Waaay back from 269

    Thanks! Jones indeed DOES look like Eric Davis. I just knew he resembled someone, and couldn’t place it either. About 206 years ago, Davis amazingly amassed 27hr’s and 80 steals in the same season. The next season, all he followed that up with was 37hr’s and and 50 steals!

    Can you imagine if Jones could even do half of that? Who knows…maybe someday soon he will. Reed sure won’t.

    Fwiw, Corcoran reminds me so much of a much of a younger Kramer from Seinfeld ;-)

  367. colm on July 24th, 2006 11:18 pm

    And the radio this morning told me that Michael Richards turned 57 today. I’m thinking he’s got a few years on Corco.

  368. Evan on July 24th, 2006 11:29 pm

    I can’t believe I missed the discussion about Jim moving to Canada.

    Derek – if you have a firm job offer, moving to Canada is pretty easy. Or if you’re a qualified tradesman (please send welders). The labour shortage is getting such that people who really shouldn’t have jobs are now working. Anyone with the skill to be a competent waiter, for example, has a job as an office manager or an EA somewhere.

    Jim – that paper has the popular nickname the Victoria Times-Communist. But at least the bias is consistent.

    All addresses in Canada are also exempt from the MLB blackouts (except for Jays games) so you could see all the M’s games online.

    And your taxes would go up.

  369. Jim Thomsen on July 24th, 2006 11:34 pm

    I probably wouldn’t own property, being, you know, a Communist. Um, a journalist. Whatever.

    Me loves Vancouver Island. I’m vacationing for a week in mid-October in Ucluelet.

    I’m thinking I need a cool accent at this juncture of my life, anyway.

  370. Typical Idiot Fan on July 24th, 2006 11:39 pm

    Yep, he’s back after visiting Jose Jr. You already give your son half of his DNA; you already give him your last name; you already give him half of your facial features; that’s enough.

    That’s enough for me! DRAFT HIM NOW!

    We can call him Junior! =D

  371. IdahoInvader on July 24th, 2006 11:52 pm

    366

    Oops. That should read “…reminds me of a much younger version of Kramer…”

  372. BelaXadux on July 25th, 2006 12:04 am

    Plunked ’self down before a screen in a newish sportsbar, not one prime enough to recommend but the AC worked. A few thoughts on the game from the 4th inning:

    Joel Pinada looks soooo unimpressive. Fastball at consistent 88 but remember the Safeco gun reads high; no particular movement, and he doesn’t keep it down in the zone. Curveball is good, supposedly, every 3-4 games, but on nights like to night is barely a major league pitch, no sharp break or location; oh, and he hangs it pretty good *eeek*. Change-up is definitely his only above average pitch; you can’t read it at all in his delivery, the best part, he get’s a nice break on it for a swing-and-a-miss, and can catch the zone with some regularity for the called strike. For a guy who’s so pitch _inefficient_, it’s amazing that he walks so few guys. His whole game now seems to be to try to tease the batters to expand their strike zone, and he expends a lot of pitches laboring to get up in the count. Joel does seem to mix pitch and location well so there’s no pronounced pattern. In essence, he aspires to be Moyer from the right side. I wouldn’t be surprised to see Pinade hang around the game for another 5-6 years, bouncing from team to team wherever an org needs a 5th starter who knows how to pitch and can handle it when a batter smokes a couple of his mistakes. —But here in Seattle, we need to just move on. Please.

    Sherrill is more than a LOOGY, and we see it again tonight. He Ks Glaus swinging with a well-located fastball. His velocity seems to have dropped considerably from when the Ms picked him up from the indys, but he’s got enough stuff and location to be effective for an inning at a time. Hargrove won’t generally use him that way, but then Grover overmanges his pen so no surprise.

    Fruto: Man does this guy have an ugly, herky-jerky, Fosberry flop of a pitching motion. It’s easy to see why he’s walking a guy an inning with a motion like that, and I wonder how he’s going to stay healthy. I’m not too caught up in it as long as he can get some results, but *yeesh*

    Adam Jones just LOOKS like a CFer: good height, long limbs, quick acceleration when the hitter swings, long efficient strides covering ground in a hurry, goes back to the wall well, great body lean. He may be raw now, but he’ll cook once he’s marinated well.

    I remember when it was Beltre-or-Glaus? I was a Glaus man. Three-true-outcome guy with enhanced totals in all regards, and a fine 3Bman himself. Looks OK now, but they both have several years to go on their deals.

    After Betancourt grounded out on the first (or second?) pitch in the 7th, the camera gave a shot of Hargrove talking to him in the dugout, or rather using Eduardo Perez to do so. Fairly commented on this, and mentioned that Betancrout had seen 9 pitches all night, speculating as I was that the discussion was to get YB to see more pitches. But that’s not the point: We slag Grover for poor in-game management, and there’s a lot not to like there, but the strength of his we rarely see, and I think it’s real, is man-management. Grover was going to have to use an interpreter for the conversation, but he didn’t use a coach; instead, he called on Perez who’s only been with the team a few weeks and scarcely knows YB. Why? ‘Cause Perez is a ‘professional hitter,’ who works the count, walks a bunch (from the side he can hit), and mashes his pitch when he gets it. And it can’t be underestimated the importance here of Eduardo being the son of Tony Perez, however much the Ms announcer over hype this. Tony Perez has massive, massive credibility with virtually all Latin hitters. He was THE GUY, the first great one after Orlando Cepeda to make big money and get famous, and much better thought of as a leader and community exemplar. We can bet that the Ms coaching staff has been trying to get YuBet to take more pitches for, well, A YEAR. Now, having to reiterate it, Grover gets into the loop the _player_ on the team who could have the most impact on Betancourt, and just possibly mentor him a bit when the coaches aren’t around. This is a big part of what managers have to do to bring team’s together and enhance development of guys who aren’t finished players. I do think that Hargrove knows how to manage _players_, even if he’s too rote and unimaginative to manufacture any advantages from the bench.

    Cyrano de Bergerac: Always one of my favorite plays, the big, fruit tart, Romantic confection of it. I’m always rooting for him to dodge that block of deadwood and get the girl in the end, no matter that I know how it always ends. *snifff*

    . . . If they’ve got Trippel Carmeliet on tap, I’d almost consider taking a bus to the Eastside, since my preferred pub can’t seem to line up a keg lately.

  373. Mr. Egaas on July 25th, 2006 12:17 am

    I’m a Glaus fan too. He’s a .250 hitter, but he can slay. Difficult to say how Safeco may have effected him.

    He’s good Sexson playing third with solid defense, but an injury risk, no doubt.

    It’s gonna be tough to bring in any righty sluggers while at the Safe.

  374. BelaXadux on July 25th, 2006 12:22 am

    Jim Thom in#209: My God, Tallet _does_ look like the actor who said that. Didn’t end up with an arrow through his back in this instance, though.

  375. Mat on July 25th, 2006 12:38 am

    I remember when it was Beltre-or-Glaus? I was a Glaus man. Three-true-outcome guy with enhanced totals in all regards, and a fine 3Bman himself. Looks OK now, but they both have several years to go on their deals.

    In person, Glaus’ knees looked terrible, based on his speed going back for some foul pops that didn’t reach the seats. I’m guessing Toronto’s turf isn’t helping matters.

    I mention this because it is the only thing I feel that I could add to this game thread. I’d rate this as one of the nicest game threads to read in a while. Most of the beaten-to-death topics were avoided, or at least only touched upon quickly. Good work.

  376. BelaXadux on July 25th, 2006 1:04 am

    One read on Glaus at the time was that really he should be ticket for 1B, but that he insisted on signing with a team that would play him at 3B. And furthermore, that his moving to 1B lowered his value relatively. I still think he’ll end up at 1B, though, so his declining knees don’t scare me off. As long as he hits, a place will be found for him. Safeco would hurt him like other RHs though. I’m in favor of doing a tummy-tuck on the LCF alley wall at the Safe in the offseason.

  377. gwangung on July 25th, 2006 8:18 am

    After Betancourt grounded out on the first (or second?) pitch in the 7th, the camera gave a shot of Hargrove talking to him in the dugout, or rather using Eduardo Perez to do so. Fairly commented on this, and mentioned that Betancrout had seen 9 pitches all night, speculating as I was that the discussion was to get YB to see more pitches. But that’s not the point: We slag Grover for poor in-game management, and there’s a lot not to like there, but the strength of his we rarely see, and I think it’s real, is man-management. Grover was going to have to use an interpreter for the conversation, but he didn’t use a coach; instead, he called on Perez who’s only been with the team a few weeks and scarcely knows YB. Why? ‘Cause Perez is a ‘professional hitter,’ who works the count, walks a bunch (from the side he can hit), and mashes his pitch when he gets it. And it can’t be underestimated the importance here of Eduardo being the son of Tony Perez, however much the Ms announcer over hype this. Tony Perez has massive, massive credibility with virtually all Latin hitters. He was THE GUY, the first great one after Orlando Cepeda to make big money and get famous, and much better thought of as a leader and community exemplar. We can bet that the Ms coaching staff has been trying to get YuBet to take more pitches for, well, A YEAR. Now, having to reiterate it, Grover gets into the loop the _player_ on the team who could have the most impact on Betancourt, and just possibly mentor him a bit when the coaches aren’t around. This is a big part of what managers have to do to bring team’s together and enhance development of guys who aren’t finished players. I do think that Hargrove knows how to manage _players_, even if he’s too rote and unimaginative to manufacture any advantages from the bench.

    Good catch; it’s something that a lot of fans aren’t sensitive to in the first place, and it’s something that’s hard to catch or see, but it’s REALLY important. Just because it can’t be quantified doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist or isn’t important. And while this may or may not stick with Betancourt, the fact that he used Perez in this way indicates that he’s using all of his tools intelligently to get his point across.

    That said, everyone here is right about his lineup construction and in-game tactics–they still SUCK.

  378. msb on July 25th, 2006 9:03 am

    #375-376– there was also some worry about how healed his shoulder was, IIRC– and then he signed with Arizona for the huge contract just as the Winter meetings began…

  379. DKJ on July 25th, 2006 9:12 am

    Rejoining the group this am.

    Jacoby/Jacobi. I worry about spelling about as much as Guilliermus Shaxpeer did.

    However, I know the sensibilities of our esteemed hosts, and will try to do better in the future.

    Post Scripto: As a card-carrying Thespian, you have to be affirmatively bad to screw up Earnest. We consider it “actor proof.”

  380. pablothegreat on July 25th, 2006 9:22 am

    ESPN has apparently fired Harold Reynolds. This can only mean one thing: More intelligent discourse between John Kruk and Steve Phillips. BBTN, which was a great way to catch up on scores if you’re not near a computer, has become unwatchable.

  381. shaunmc on July 25th, 2006 9:44 am

    In ESPN’s effort to never give any decent coverage to the Mariners, they’ve fired off everyone with any connection to the team. Poor Harold. At least we still get Steve Phillips and his impeccable, snow-white goatee!

  382. darrylzero on July 25th, 2006 11:06 am

    #11, I know this is late and basically irrelevant, but I didn’t have internet access last night, and I just wanted to clear this up. For the record, it is very normal to name a kid after yourself in Latin America. In fact, it appears to me that it would almost be abnormal not to. I don’t know if anyone will read this, and I know you were probably mostly joking, but I figure it’s worth mentioning that it is the cultural norm, for whatever that’s worth.

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