They sell these things called iPods. Check it out.

The present funk is fundamentally the result of the players giving up any remaining illusions about the remainder of the season after the flop-out against Oakland in Safeco, and turning to consult their own individual oracles about what is best for them personally. Bloomquist full time in CF and Joel finally (mercifully) yanked from the rotation are the effective declarations by the Ms FO that they’ve thrown in the towel, too. Because the FO doesn’t really seem to have a development plan for anybody other than Felix, and they’ve over-promoted anyone who might potentially fit into the picture except, now, O’Flaherty, they have nothing to do. Except maybe a little roster churn with nonentities like Mike Morse and the Dobber which is another way of saying the same thing. *blechhh*

. . . I haven’t even read a box score, let alone listened to or watched a game since the first game in Texas: you can just see what’s coming, and I don’t have time for this kind of ineptitude.

(I suck and mistyped the tag. Sorry.)

Does this mean he is our International Man of Mystery?