Game 124, Mariners at Angels

JMB · August 20, 2006 at 11:40 am · Filed Under Mariners 

12:35pm start on the mighty KSTW.

LHP Jake Woods, making his first major league start, vs. RHP Ervin Santana. Time to go with a lefty-heavy lineup, as they hit Sanatana much better than righties do.

I’d beg and plead for the losing to stop, but what’s the point? This is what Hargrove does late in the year. In 2002, the Orioles were 63-63 in late August but finished the year 4-32 with losing streaks of 8, 10, and 12. 4-32. That’s not a typo. Shockingly, he didn’t lose his job until the following season.

CF Ichiro!
2B Lopez
3B Beltre
LF Ibanez
1B Sexson
DH Broussard
SS Betancourt
RF Snelling
C Rivera

If this Ichiro! in center thing is for real — and by that I mean long-term, as it’s obviously for real for today — wow. Potentially a very good thing going forward.

Comments

388 Responses to “Game 124, Mariners at Angels”

  1. Matthew Carruth on August 20th, 2006 11:44 am

    Ichiro starts in CF. Snelling in RF!

  2. JI on August 20th, 2006 11:56 am

    Ichiro starts in CF. Snelling in RF!

    OMFG!!!

    A reason to watch! Doyle!

  3. JI on August 20th, 2006 12:00 pm

    …I was a little paranoid that Doyle would be placed in the cooler for not being super aggressive in his at bat last night, but it is nice to know that even Hargrove and co. aren’t that dense.

    Obviously, they should send Jones down if he’s not going to play.

  4. Mr. Egaas on August 20th, 2006 12:01 pm

    I have to love the Ichiro start in centerfield. We’re at a phase to see if this will work for next year possibly. Makes Reed tradeable in the offseason for pitching, maybe get a cheap platoon partner for Doyle and we’re set in the outfield next year.

  5. denny crane on August 20th, 2006 12:03 pm

    what color of coat will dave where when he’s on tv today ?

  6. thebig708 on August 20th, 2006 12:05 pm

    I like seeing Ichiro in center, but… I kind of doubt that five(?) time gold glovers like being moved around the outfield.

  7. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 12:07 pm

    i think dave will be wearing the light blue coat

  8. JI on August 20th, 2006 12:08 pm

    I doubt 5 time gold glovers like losing 10 straight either. With Rivera in the lineup, we simply can’t afford to have two automatic outs in the order today.

  9. John in L.A. on August 20th, 2006 12:08 pm

    Ichiro can play catcher as far as I’m concerned, if it means we get to see Doyle out there.

  10. Celadus on August 20th, 2006 12:10 pm

    #4. If it were me, I might find a possible righthand hitting platoon for Doyle but I wouldn’t use him much until Doyle proves he can’t hit lefthanded pitching. I’ve only seen him play a few times but Doyle has an immensely quick bat and a good batting eye–that often projects to being able to hit anybody.

  11. JeffS on August 20th, 2006 12:11 pm

    Doyle has looked comfortable in his at bats already. I guess the call up snapped him out of his slump in a hurry.

  12. Mr. Egaas on August 20th, 2006 12:19 pm

    10 – I’m saying this as I don’t think we should rely on Doyle for 162 games. I’d like to see him play everyday and blossom as much as everybody else, but he should be given ample time off, as durability will always been a concern.

  13. denny crane on August 20th, 2006 12:19 pm

    ugly crimson coat today

  14. tgf on August 20th, 2006 12:21 pm

    Cabrera, hitting .281/.335/.401, batting third. God it’s humiliating to not be pounding these guys.

  15. Eleven11 on August 20th, 2006 12:31 pm

    I’ve found Dave Valles replacement. Terrel Owen. This morning quote “If you had not heard of me, you don’t know me”

  16. penguin on August 20th, 2006 12:33 pm

    #6 Ichiro wasn’t asked or forced to move. He asked to move to center himself so Doyle could play in right. There’s the leadership quality that some people wanted him to display. Guess he must have lost all respect for Hargrove if he actually didn’t mind being “rude” by asking. Also, he must be pretty confident about his ability to play center if he actually volunteered to do it.

  17. JI on August 20th, 2006 12:36 pm

    16

    Cool. Do you have a source article?

  18. John in L.A. on August 20th, 2006 12:36 pm

    16 – If that’s true, he must also be a much better evaluator of talent than Mr. Hargrove.

    Fighting to get Doyle in? I love Ichiro.

  19. Tap House Dan on August 20th, 2006 12:36 pm

    WOW…. if it’s true that Ichiro VOLUNTEERED for this, think about how this changes the outlook for ‘07! If Ichiro was willing to play CF full time, think about what that does for the lineup. Particularly if Snelling is finally healthy for a full year.

    Maybe the reason he’s never offered before, is because this is the first time we’ve had a player he WANTED to move for. Maybe this is a statement about how strongly Ichiro feels about Doyle.

  20. Mr. Egaas on August 20th, 2006 12:39 pm

    I’ve read in the Times a few weeks back that Ichiro was willing to move. It’s been said multiple times.

  21. Eleven11 on August 20th, 2006 12:40 pm

    Maybe he dosen’t know Snelling but has had enough of Willie. Again, I think this CF thing is just stuff. Sadahro (Sp?) Oh in the WBC just told him to play CF, Ichiro said OK.

  22. John in L.A. on August 20th, 2006 12:40 pm

    Is the moron who was behind the plate last night at first today?

    I like to keep my eyes on the incompetent.

  23. Eleven11 on August 20th, 2006 12:41 pm

    d o e s n ‘ t cripes.

  24. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 12:41 pm

    chris guccione is the homeplate ump today

  25. penguin on August 20th, 2006 12:42 pm

    #17 – They were talking about it in the pre-game show. It was also in the Japanese newspapers. Don’t have any English source I can link to though.

  26. denny crane on August 20th, 2006 12:43 pm

    bob guccione must of have been thinking about his pets last night

  27. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 12:46 pm

    man ibanez is BALD!

  28. argh on August 20th, 2006 12:47 pm

    Adrian’s got himself one of them GI haircuts today — high and tight. Looking good, or at least better than that first at bat.

  29. IdahoInvader on August 20th, 2006 12:48 pm

    I guess we better keep track of BOTH umps who needed seeing eye dogs last night. Those calls on Snelling and on that play at first were nothing short of brutal.

  30. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 12:48 pm

    the m’s have more double-digit HR guys in their lineup than the angels

  31. denny crane on August 20th, 2006 12:49 pm

    looking or swinging ?

  32. tgf on August 20th, 2006 12:49 pm

    Rizzs re: Andrew Bard, lists off his record, then his ERA and finally his saves total. Any other meaningless stats you want to throw out there, Rick?

  33. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 12:50 pm

    swinging, wildly

  34. JeffS on August 20th, 2006 12:51 pm

    Richie is going to run himself out of town with all of these strikeouts in crucial situations. Ugh.

  35. tgf on August 20th, 2006 12:52 pm

    And by Bard, I meant Barb

  36. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 12:53 pm

    woods has the no-no working

  37. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 12:54 pm

    hahaha, their little lineup graphic had “Chris” in RF… interesting

  38. Dobbs on August 20th, 2006 12:54 pm

    I love how it says, “Chris” in RF on the defensive chart.

  39. denny crane on August 20th, 2006 12:55 pm

    new mariners policy, right fielders go by first name only

  40. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 12:55 pm

    Too bad it didn’t say “Doyle”… I think if he can stay healthy, and play everyday, eventually, someday it will say “Doyle”

    …dreams…

  41. ChrisK on August 20th, 2006 12:55 pm

    32 – you mean Rizzs didn’t wax about Barb’s Redmond roots for 15 min? That’s the only “stat” that most Mariner fans REALLY care about.

  42. Replacement level poster on August 20th, 2006 12:56 pm

    Even the graphics people are phoning it in at this point.

  43. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 12:56 pm

    Damn, there goes the perfect game.

  44. Eleven11 on August 20th, 2006 12:56 pm

    Personally, I am pulling for Woods. Every starter we find, is one less that we have to buy.

  45. chris white on August 20th, 2006 12:56 pm

    Im calling Jake Woods with 3 2/3 innings 4 runs 5 walks 3 strikeouts and another loss.Anyone see it diffrent?

  46. Tap House Dan on August 20th, 2006 12:57 pm

    How many healthy games is Snelling going to have to play before I stop cringing every time I see him run?

  47. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 12:57 pm

    Hey, those graphics people work really really hard

  48. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 12:58 pm

    i should know :)

  49. Tap House Dan on August 20th, 2006 12:59 pm

    All this time we’ve been assuming the M’s will spend money on starterting pitching this offseason but not on the lineup. If Ichiro! is willing to move to CF full time, and we deal Sexson, Broussard moves to 1st and Ibanez to DH. Then we can also acquire another corner outfielder, a luxury we haven’t been able to pursue in years.

  50. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 1:00 pm

    Whoo, the first time I get to watch Doyle play. Am I the only one that’s a little nervious anytime a ball is hit to left?

  51. IdahoInvader on August 20th, 2006 1:00 pm

    What I’ve found ironic about our hitting this season is we have the perfect type of hitter for this line up in uniform already. He walked about 100 times a year, hits left handed, doesn’t swing at bad pitches, REALLY works the count and had extremely long at bats.

    The problem?

    He’s too busy screwing up the team as the manager and being about 25 years too old.

  52. tgf on August 20th, 2006 1:00 pm

    41- He did mention that as a matter of fact, though not for 15 min.

  53. cougs129 on August 20th, 2006 1:00 pm

    hendu please shut your mouth

  54. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 1:01 pm

    Er.. right that is.

  55. Brian Thornton on August 20th, 2006 1:01 pm

    Aaaaand here’s Hendu, being an idiot about Snelling’s pitch selection again. And gee, Hendu, you say “never,” but would the ump have called those strikes on you when *you* were a rookie? At what point would that ‘veteran status’ have kicked in?

    Sheesh.

  56. IdahoInvader on August 20th, 2006 1:01 pm

    So basically Hendu and Neihaus are saying if a player starts hustling to first base during a delayed BAD strike call, then the call is ok? Even if its botched THREE times in a row to end the game with the winning run at the plate?

    Pure stupidity to justify a bad call for an even worse reason.

  57. JG on August 20th, 2006 1:01 pm

    I was perusing the USSM store, didn’t there used to be Doyle jerseys? Or have I gone blind?

  58. tgf on August 20th, 2006 1:02 pm

    Whoo, the first time I get to watch Doyle play. Am I the only one that’s a little nervious anytime a ball is hit to left?

    You’re not the only one–Ibanez is not a great outfielder.

  59. cougs129 on August 20th, 2006 1:02 pm

    doyle can’t catch up to a 94 MPH fastball apparently…willie atleast puts that ball in play

  60. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 1:03 pm

    At least Doyle looked like he was trying to bash the hell out of the ball… Willie couldn’t hit it past the pitcher.

  61. JG on August 20th, 2006 1:04 pm

    Willie of the 0-3 with 3 Ks last time he was in the lineup? Yeah, he’s a contact-making machine.

  62. JI on August 20th, 2006 1:05 pm

    They’re running a thing about the Moyer trade on NWCN.

    Appearently the people interviewed are really pissed:

    One guy:

    “Trading Jamie Moyer should be against the law, you might as well trade the Space Needle or… (voice trails off), it’s really just disrespectful.”

    Honestly, how does this stuff make it to air?

  63. cougs129 on August 20th, 2006 1:05 pm

    if Ichiro plays CF next year to bad we didn’t have Choo in RF and Snelling in LF Ibanez DHing’ with Perez and Broussard at first because we moved Sexson for a young decent starting pitcher

  64. denny crane on August 20th, 2006 1:05 pm

    is baek starting for tacoma today ?
    has he started warming up yet ?

  65. Bender on August 20th, 2006 1:06 pm

    God Hendu is the biggest idiot on television.

  66. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 1:06 pm

    I’ve got a new idea for a manager candidate… Ichiro!

    Not only is he smart as anyone, he’s already making lineup changes to better the team.

    When was the last time MLB had a player-manager?

  67. Replacement level poster on August 20th, 2006 1:07 pm

    Well 63, um how would we have Choo and Broussard?

  68. JG on August 20th, 2006 1:07 pm

    Jones in left, Ichiro in center, and Doyle in right, thats a fantastic outfield defense. Hell, Washburn could almost be decent with that outfield.

  69. rd on August 20th, 2006 1:07 pm

    Man, Betancourt has been sloppy lately.

  70. cougs129 on August 20th, 2006 1:08 pm

    If Pineiro was throwing what do you guys think the score would of been already? 5-0 Angels?

  71. Replacement level poster on August 20th, 2006 1:08 pm

    I think Pete Rose was the last player/manager.

  72. Eleven11 on August 20th, 2006 1:09 pm

    Cougs129- Those were three excellent fastballs on his hands. Compare Willies wrist and hand speed with Snelling. Not even close. I haven’t watched Snelling much but his hand speed is amazing.

  73. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 1:09 pm

    If they pick up a starter and trade Richie for a starter also this team could end up looking pretty good.

  74. cougs129 on August 20th, 2006 1:09 pm

    guys it was a joke about doyle and willie

  75. denny crane on August 20th, 2006 1:10 pm

    how about mister tacoma, TK for manager.

  76. IdahoInvader on August 20th, 2006 1:10 pm

    Regarding Willie, I challege ANYONE to find a worse hitter vs righties in the AL

  77. JI on August 20th, 2006 1:12 pm

    76

    Rene Rivera

  78. IdahoInvader on August 20th, 2006 1:12 pm

    74
    I figured it was :-)

    But really guys, can any of you think of ANYONE even close to being as inept vs righties (that isn’t a pitcher)?

  79. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 1:12 pm

    so outfielders have an extra 6-8 inches over infielders, good to know

  80. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 1:12 pm

    76.- Rivara?

  81. IdahoInvader on August 20th, 2006 1:13 pm

    Good call JI

    I should’ve known I’d have to look no further than today’s line up for such an answer, lol

    8-49 with two walks and one hr.

  82. cougs129 on August 20th, 2006 1:13 pm

    hendu should be out the door with hargrove both of them make the mariners almost impossible to watch

  83. Bender on August 20th, 2006 1:14 pm

    Don’t forget that infielders bend over a lot more than outfielders too.

  84. pablothegreat on August 20th, 2006 1:14 pm

    Ladies,

    I played outfield in high school, which, according to Hendu, makes me six inches longer than everyone else. Thought you might like to know.

    Sincerely,
    Pablo

  85. IdahoInvader on August 20th, 2006 1:14 pm

    Actually, Rivera’s slugging is about 100 points higher though

  86. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 1:14 pm

    maybe the m’s can get rex hudler as analyst

  87. Eleven11 on August 20th, 2006 1:15 pm

    Cougs129 – Sorry! Thought for a minute you were actually Grover texting on his Blackberry to USSM…

  88. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 1:15 pm

    chris smelling?

  89. IdahoInvader on August 20th, 2006 1:15 pm

    Its sure nice to see another team swing at the first pitch and make easy outs.

  90. Replacement level poster on August 20th, 2006 1:16 pm

    Antonio Perez is hitting .074/.138/.130 in 54ABS vs righties.

  91. rd on August 20th, 2006 1:16 pm

    I’ve never been a fan of Henderson’s broadcasting, but lately he just seems to be getting more unbearable. Someone should start a petition or something.

  92. pablothegreat on August 20th, 2006 1:16 pm

    86: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  93. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 1:16 pm

    Ichi almost had it… my god

  94. cougs129 on August 20th, 2006 1:16 pm

    #87. I wouldn’t put that past Hargrove to do something like that… Or maybe its Willie…

  95. Bender on August 20th, 2006 1:17 pm

    That would have been an insane catch if he’d have got that.

  96. joser on August 20th, 2006 1:17 pm

    Darn, now Woods is working on a one-hitter….

  97. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 1:17 pm

    hudler makes the angels completely unwatchable, so be glad you got hendu

  98. rd on August 20th, 2006 1:19 pm

    Hudler is awful, but I’d take him over Henderson.

  99. cougs129 on August 20th, 2006 1:19 pm

    I’d take Dennis Miller over Hendu

  100. dw on August 20th, 2006 1:19 pm

    Mmmmmm… Ichiro in center.

    Jones-Ichiro-Snelling in the OF next year, with Broubanez as the DH.

    .510 HERE WE COME!!!!

  101. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 1:20 pm

    Not only is Hudler’s commentary really bad but his voice and his cadence make my ears hurt. It’s like he has trouble putting sentences togeather.

  102. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 1:20 pm

    Well, why take anyone?

    How about SILENCE… over Hendu?

  103. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 1:20 pm

    they should do a broadcast with no “talent” and no graphics or replays

  104. cougs129 on August 20th, 2006 1:21 pm

    #100… why would you use Broussard and Ibanez as the DH? both lefties wouldn’t make any sense of having a platoon with those 2

  105. Bender on August 20th, 2006 1:21 pm

    I’d take deafness over Hendu.

  106. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 1:21 pm

    Woods has a mean curveball.

  107. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 1:21 pm

    Hendu is like one of those guys at the bar, that never shut up. They talk about anything and everything, and most of the time, nothing you give a crap about. They are too drunk to realize how idiotic they are, and they need to shut up, and leave you alone.

  108. Mr. Egaas on August 20th, 2006 1:21 pm

    Woodsie is surpassing my expectations.

  109. Dave in Palo Alto on August 20th, 2006 1:22 pm

    # 83 — The entire team has excelled at bending over.

  110. cougs129 on August 20th, 2006 1:22 pm

    hendu is one of the guys that when he has something meaningful to say nobody hears it because he says so much worthless crap you just tune him out

  111. IdahoInvader on August 20th, 2006 1:23 pm

    109

    LOL…Far too many times on this road trip alone

  112. IdahoInvader on August 20th, 2006 1:23 pm

    110

    Hendu said something meaningful once? Really?

  113. joser on August 20th, 2006 1:24 pm

    Give Ichiro a little more time to get his CF-legs back and maybe he does get that… ;)

    I wonder if it’ll screw up / set back Jones to move him to LF. Having Ibanez as a 4th outfielder/DH with the two-headed monster alternating with him at DH and Richie at 1B wouldn’t be a bad setup (assuming Raul starts hitting again and Richie, well, does something). Though it would require more mental agility to juggle than Hargrove shows evidence of having, but I’m just going to assume there’s someone with more of a clue wearing that uniform next year (for that matter, an empty uniform would have more of a clue).

    Still, it would be nice to get out from under Sexson’s contract but I don’t see that happening unless he rebounds sharply, which means he’s here next yeat — and at that point he’s earning his contract and the M’s keep him. Well, maybe not earning it — it’s pretty obvious 1B is an easy position to fill with a power bat so that contract is rather hard to justify, but whatever.

  114. dw on August 20th, 2006 1:25 pm

    why would you use Broussard and Ibanez as the DH?

    Because I like “Broubanez?”

    Yeah, it should be Perez and Ibanez with Broussard dealt.

  115. cougs129 on August 20th, 2006 1:27 pm

    114.

    I would prefer having Perez and Ibanez as the DH… With Sexson being dealt and Broussard our 1st basement for contract reasons

  116. cougs129 on August 20th, 2006 1:27 pm

    “if a baseball could take thats what it would say, OUCH”-Dave Henderson

  117. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 1:28 pm

    Speaking of “Rings”… If godforbid, the M’s ever did win a Championship, I could see Howard and Co. being too damn cheap to buy and make rings for all the players…

    “Give em a bag of onion rings instead”

  118. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 1:28 pm

    Whoo!

  119. Tap House Dan on August 20th, 2006 1:28 pm

    SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  120. argh on August 20th, 2006 1:28 pm

    Just when you think Sexson’s utterly dead….

  121. JeffS on August 20th, 2006 1:28 pm

    ABOUT TIME! BIG SEXXXXXXXXXXAY

  122. joser on August 20th, 2006 1:28 pm

    Huh, I was smelling a Sexson HR last night. Guess I was just early ;)

  123. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 1:29 pm

    a lead!

  124. Replacement level poster on August 20th, 2006 1:29 pm

    Sexson has been getting better since the horrible april and even worse may, he might be movable, and hey look a HR for him.

  125. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 1:29 pm

    Wait a sec, what’s happening? We have a lead? And we scored first? Wow.

  126. JG on August 20th, 2006 1:29 pm

    I’d forgotten what a lead felt like.

  127. hcoguy on August 20th, 2006 1:31 pm

    It shouldn’t really count as a lead until the bottom of the 4th finishes with the M’s still up…

  128. argh on August 20th, 2006 1:31 pm

    Even with the HR, dealing Sexson still sounds good. Unfortunately a deal takes two parties to work and I can’t imagine who would want him at that price — put Sexson and his performance on some other team in the AL and imagine what the Ms would be willing to pay to *obtain* him at this point. Not $14 million that’s for damned sure. Maybe not $1.4 million.

  129. Bender on August 20th, 2006 1:32 pm

    Does it look like Doyle is right ontop of the plate to anyone else?

  130. joser on August 20th, 2006 1:32 pm

    Rings — no, they would develop a really good ring in-house but then give it away to some other team in exchange for nothing special, and then go buy a bunch of overpriced rings from NL teams on the open market that look really nice on paper but turn out to be really crappy quality and don’t last even a single season (though they magically get a lot better when given back to those NL teams…)

  131. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 1:32 pm

    Oh, my god.

  132. Bender on August 20th, 2006 1:33 pm

    What the hell was that???

  133. joser on August 20th, 2006 1:33 pm

    They had a lead last night. Didn’t last very long, of course… Which brings something to mind: Look out for Vlad.

  134. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 1:33 pm

    That was a strange steal…

  135. Kouvre on August 20th, 2006 1:33 pm

    That was the ugliest stolen base I have ever seen.

  136. AK4Sea on August 20th, 2006 1:33 pm

    Man, Ichiro in center? Doyle starting in right-field?

    THIS is the game, THIS is it. We’re done losing, Doyle is our lucky charm, our rabbit’s foot, our fountain of youth!

    *dizzy from hyperbole and the joy that is Yoda*

  137. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 1:33 pm

    jeff harris starting for tacoma

  138. JI on August 20th, 2006 1:34 pm

    Sexy’s OBP is now north of .300!

  139. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 1:34 pm

    A walk? A WALK? A WAAAAAALK!!

  140. AK4Sea on August 20th, 2006 1:34 pm

    Snelling: Strike zone, you is mah bitch now!

  141. Tap House Dan on August 20th, 2006 1:34 pm

    Is it just me? Or does Doyle look like Mini-Giambi?

  142. Bender on August 20th, 2006 1:35 pm

    I’m in the dark here, what are all these suspensions for?

  143. John in L.A. on August 20th, 2006 1:35 pm

    Dang, Doyle has a good eye. Balls can come inside and miss him by an inch and he doesn’t flinch. Even the second strike called there was inside.

  144. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 1:36 pm

    141.- Yeah, but a less puffy face and a lot less hair gel.

  145. joser on August 20th, 2006 1:36 pm

    Hey, look: an M’s player that knows how to get a walk! Especially after those bogus strikes last night, it’s good to see Snelling stuck to his guns and trusts his eye.

  146. Kouvre on August 20th, 2006 1:36 pm

    142 – The Angels and Rangers played a hearty game of beanball a couple days ago, punctuated by a bench-clearing brawl.

  147. joser on August 20th, 2006 1:37 pm

    Suspensions are for the brawl with the Rangers.

  148. John D. on August 20th, 2006 1:37 pm

    [I'm listening to the game.] SEXSON just homered to give the Ms a 2-0 lead, and the Rizzer mused that this might be the day (when the losing streak ends). Last night and the night before he blared about LOWE’smazing performances. (Just then Lowe got lit up.)
    Could someone muzzle him at these times? He has an uncanny knack for jinxing people

  149. AD on August 20th, 2006 1:37 pm

    The last time the Mariners won Rivera was catching…mmmmm

  150. Kouvre on August 20th, 2006 1:38 pm

    Nice job, Rivera… striking out after going ahead 3-0.

  151. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 1:38 pm

    I don’t even know why Rivera was allowed to swing at ANY pitch when he got a 3-0 count. I’m sure the chances are that one of the next three pitches would be a ball, and I wouldn’t blame him for not swinging.

  152. JeffS on August 20th, 2006 1:39 pm

    Watching Snelling, I wonder why he was sucking it up so bad in AAA

  153. AK4Sea on August 20th, 2006 1:39 pm

    *chuckles*

    Santana was pitching around Rene Rivera, ran the count to 3-0, and then realized, “Hey, I’m pitching to Rene (expletive)in’ Rivera!” and promptly struck him out.

  154. joser on August 20th, 2006 1:39 pm

    Actually it was a couple of games of beanball that ended with this.

  155. Replacement level poster on August 20th, 2006 1:39 pm

    Sexson the last three months= .254/.324/.528 HR19, he has hit a HR every 13 at bats.

    Sexson for his career= .266/.347/.521 for his career he has hit a HR every 15.4 at bats.

  156. dw on August 20th, 2006 1:40 pm

    I would prefer having Perez and Ibanez as the DH… With Sexson being dealt and Broussard our 1st basement for contract reasons

    I would too. But I wonder if the M’s really will deal Sexson in the offseason or not, and I wonder if they’ll get anything of value, other than a salary dump.

  157. jefffrane on August 20th, 2006 1:43 pm

    154-Thanks. I’d heard about it but hadn’t seen a clip. It proves, once again, that baseball players know diddly about fighting; can’t even throw a punch, much less anything effective. Which is probably just as well.

  158. Kouvre on August 20th, 2006 1:44 pm

    Adam Kennedy fights like a girl.

  159. JG on August 20th, 2006 1:45 pm

    Its nice to see someone else get dominated by an average pitcher for a change.

  160. Dave in Palo Alto on August 20th, 2006 1:46 pm

    Looking at our 2005 signees, what is the obsession with dealing Sexson over Beltre in the offseason. I mean I love Adrian, but his contract obviously suggested that he should produce 2004 numbers (48 home runs. Man that came out of nowhere, and of course it was the year before free agency).

  161. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 1:47 pm

    Dave, correct me if I’m wrong, but I think it’s mainly that Sexson’s contract is backloaded, and Beltre’s was/is frontloaded. I might have it backwards :)

  162. Bender on August 20th, 2006 1:47 pm

    It’s a good thing no basebally players know how to punch.

    HOLY CRAP, did the little scrolly thing just show stats for DOYLE????

  163. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 1:48 pm

    154.- The best part about that is John Lackly trying to push through like 5 rangers to get in the action.

  164. dw on August 20th, 2006 1:48 pm

    Beltre is 27 and starting to look like his useful 2003 self. Sexson is over 30 and rapidly turning into Rob Deer.

  165. Replacement level poster on August 20th, 2006 1:48 pm

    It did, holy crap!

  166. Bender on August 20th, 2006 1:49 pm

    IT DID! HOLY SHIT! When the count was 0-2 on Lopez, the scrolling b ox score showed Snelling’s name as DOYLE!

    Fuck yes! I wish I could take a screen cap of this!

  167. Replacement level poster on August 20th, 2006 1:49 pm

    I can’t believe the scroll said Doyle.

  168. rd on August 20th, 2006 1:49 pm

    162: Yes, it did.

  169. Dave in Palo Alto on August 20th, 2006 1:49 pm

    161, all I know is that the headlines of the signing were a 4yr/50mil deal for Sexson and a 5yr/64mil deal for Beltre. If that changed since then, or the yearly salaries increase as opposed to just dividing the full number by the # of years.

  170. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 1:50 pm

    Man, someone with tivo needs to take a picture of that.

  171. AK4Sea on August 20th, 2006 1:50 pm

    USS Mariner, welcome to the spotlight!

    Doyle, get used to your new nickname.

  172. JG on August 20th, 2006 1:51 pm

    Rizzs and Hendu. I pine for Fairly.

  173. Bender on August 20th, 2006 1:51 pm

    I’m still shocked at the power of USSM. The fact that Doyle made it on the air is amazing. I wonderf if it will get brought up in a broadcast now.

  174. Tap House Dan on August 20th, 2006 1:52 pm

    That’s crazy! I just rewound my DVR and confirmed it. Didn’t that nickname originate here?

  175. Matthew Carruth on August 20th, 2006 1:52 pm

    “Too bad it didn’t say “Doyle”… I think if he can stay healthy, and play everyday, eventually, someday it will say “Doyle”

    …dreams… ”

    Your wish…Granted.

  176. JG on August 20th, 2006 1:53 pm

    Someone post a screen cap.

  177. Tap House Dan on August 20th, 2006 1:53 pm

    I can take a picture of it, where could I upload it to?

  178. Matthew Carruth on August 20th, 2006 1:53 pm

    “Sexson is over 30 and rapidly turning into Rob Deer.”

    See post 155

  179. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 1:54 pm

    Go ahead and look at the USSMariner Contract Sheet.

    Click here for Contract sheet

    Yearly payouts don’t differ as much as I thought they did, but then again, still not very clear with Beltre’s yearly payouts.

    Sexson’s contract is obviously backloaded.

  180. patl on August 20th, 2006 1:54 pm

    photobucket.com is an easy site

  181. Matthew Carruth on August 20th, 2006 1:55 pm

    “161, all I know is that the headlines of the signing were a 4yr/50mil deal for Sexson and a 5yr/64mil deal for Beltre. If that changed since then, or the yearly salaries increase as opposed to just dividing the full number by the # of years.”

    Sexson’s was backloaded. There happens to be this helpful chart Here You might find useful. Also, This is always a good place to check

  182. joser on August 20th, 2006 1:55 pm

    Boy, it’s weird to see Ichiro look clumsy…

  183. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 1:56 pm

    Yeah WOoDy!

  184. Tap House Dan on August 20th, 2006 1:57 pm

    OK, give me a minute

  185. Kouvre on August 20th, 2006 1:58 pm

    The Angels announcers are comparing Woods to Tom Glavine. This is a good thing, right?

  186. Bender on August 20th, 2006 1:59 pm
  187. chris white on August 20th, 2006 2:00 pm

    Nice job woods i stand corrected.Now get him out of there with a good outing you boob hargrove!

  188. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 2:01 pm

    When was the last time he had a good start from a pitcher?

  189. dw on August 20th, 2006 2:01 pm

    I got a picture. Give me a moment to push it to Flickr.

  190. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 2:02 pm

    I like this quote…

    “You know, Mr. Fitzgerald, if we’re gonna win, the players gotta play better, the coaches gotta coach better, the manager gotta manage better, and the owners gotta own better.”
    – 1B George Scott, to the Brewers’ club chairman

  191. joser on August 20th, 2006 2:02 pm

    I think somebody who posts on here from time to time works in the graphics dept (would that be you, FBJ #48?) Certainly someone who reads this blog obviously does.

    “Doyle” isn’t exactly a nickname, since it is the man’s middle name, but using it as a euphemism certainly is a USSM invention — just like “King” Felix. In terms of M’s pop culture (which is a pretty small niche, granted) USSM is clearly the most influential “voice of the fan.”

  192. Dave in Palo Alto on August 20th, 2006 2:04 pm

    Wow! As soon as that left Santana’s glove I thought Richie was going to swing at it in the dirt and strikeout.

    Needless to say that didn’t happen:)

  193. LH sock puppet on August 20th, 2006 2:05 pm

    Okay, this is getting silly. For the third time today, I’ve seen a Mariner get to first without either getting hit by a pitch or hitting a pitch. Is that legal?

  194. M's Fan 73 on August 20th, 2006 2:06 pm

    191: i’d think the tv guys have more to do than follow a blog during a game

  195. ChrisK on August 20th, 2006 2:06 pm

    Did Rizzs just suggest naming the RF pole “Dick Schofield’s Pole”?

  196. Kouvre on August 20th, 2006 2:07 pm

    Wait – a break that goes in the M’s favor? BLASPHEMY!

  197. JI on August 20th, 2006 2:07 pm

    195

    OMG! He SO did!

  198. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 2:08 pm

    193.- I think that’s called a ‘walk’ and it happens when you get 4 balls. I didn’t know what it was untill I started watching other teams that don’t employ the stratagy of ’swing at everything’.

  199. dw on August 20th, 2006 2:08 pm

    OK, here we go. Sorry it’s a little blurry — we don’t have one of those new-fangled 1000 inch TVs.

    http://flickr.com/photos/dylanw/220327641/

  200. Bender on August 20th, 2006 2:08 pm
  201. scraps on August 20th, 2006 2:08 pm

    Beltre plays a harder position to fill, and plays it well.

    “Contract year”: It seems to me that the influence of contract years on player performance is way overrated. in the first place, it’s one of those things we notice when it confirms our idea, and don’t notice when it doesn’t. It’s an easy “human” explanation for something that is just as easily explained by normal human variation — and yes, even years like Beltre’s fall under normal variation.

    in the second place, it assumes that money motivates players better than, say, the desire to win, and that motivation itself will translate to better performance. In the case of Beltre, does this make any sense? Does anyone think that he had a terrible year last year because he cared less? He’d got his big contract, and had nothing more to push for? Didn’t it seem more like he cared too much, that he put enormous pressure on himself to prove he was worth it?

    Anyway, move in the left field fences a bit, and Beltre’s contract will start to look less objectionable.

  202. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 2:09 pm

    Hahaha, nice job to both of you for the pics.

  203. PositivePaul on August 20th, 2006 2:10 pm

    #194 — this is CW 11, though. Umm. Not so much ;-)

  204. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 2:10 pm

    Worst thing I’ve heard all day…

    “Julio Mateo now warming up in the bullpen”

  205. chris white on August 20th, 2006 2:11 pm

    That aboy hargrove leave him in there to long.He hasnt went more then 4 innings all year good managing you boob.

  206. sidroo on August 20th, 2006 2:12 pm

    Ichiro would have had that.

  207. rd on August 20th, 2006 2:12 pm

    Oh man, with Lowe out and Soriano soon to follow…the lineup better learn to score a lot of runs or it is going to be a long September.

  208. Tap House Dan on August 20th, 2006 2:12 pm

    Here it is, sorry it took so long, new Olympus camera wouldn’t put the damn file in the right folder.

    Scroll Says Doyle!!!

    Hope this works, first time trying a link.

  209. Zero Gravitas on August 20th, 2006 2:12 pm

    That “Doyle” in the scrolling box score was amazing. I’ve never seen anything on an M’s broadcast before that gave me the impression that they understood their audience.

  210. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 2:13 pm

    those pictures look photoshopped

  211. denny crane on August 20th, 2006 2:15 pm

    it is mateo

  212. LH sock puppet on August 20th, 2006 2:15 pm

    198 – A walk? No, no, doesn’t ring a bell. I’m not sure I believe you, a batter getting four balls. Rivera showed us what happens when a batter makes the poor decision to get three balls – he strikes out. That’s what happens when you allow a pitcher to throw too many pitches.

  213. dw on August 20th, 2006 2:15 pm

    See post 155

    Rob Deer’s year 31 (1992): .247/.337/.547, 1 HR every 12.28 AB

    Rob Deer, the man for whom the term “Three True Outcomes” was invented.

  214. Bender on August 20th, 2006 2:15 pm

    If you want, I can do a video of it, but it would take a lot of rewinding on my crappy comcast box.

    Oh man, let the kid finish the inning. Fuck YOU Hargrove.

    MATEO? WHAT THE FUCK???????

  215. cougs129 on August 20th, 2006 2:16 pm

    Well watching Woods was MUCH MUCH MUCH more enjoyable then Pineiro… He was a nifty little pickup in the offseason… Ate some innings then had a great start here… Much better innings eater/spot starter then Julio

  216. JeffS on August 20th, 2006 2:16 pm

    For once I can’t fault Hargove for using Mateo. Lowe is done for the year and Soriano should be. Who else could he use?

  217. realsmack on August 20th, 2006 2:17 pm

    Right on! Keep that streak going, grover!

  218. joser on August 20th, 2006 2:17 pm

    So Hargrove gets an unexpectedly good performance from his starter. Tying run at 3rd. Hmmm, he thinks, how can I ensure this kid doesn’t get a W? Oh, yeah, that’s right: I have Mateo in the bullpen…

  219. jefffrane on August 20th, 2006 2:17 pm

    Makes sense to me. Kid has thrown 74 pitches, heavy on the strikes, and given up one run. It’s definitely time to pull him out and put Mateo The Crusher in for the final out. ’cause Mateo sucks. Nice choice, moron.

  220. dw on August 20th, 2006 2:17 pm

    those pictures look photoshopped

    Damn, you caught me. Was it giving the Mariners the lead what tipped you off?

  221. Bender on August 20th, 2006 2:17 pm

    Just once could the broadcast homers call a bad moe a bad move?

  222. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 2:18 pm

    212.- Yeah, I’m not 100% sold on it eiather. I mean, look what happened to Doyle last night when he thought he had 4 balls, the umpire said he was cheating and struck him out.

  223. sidroo on August 20th, 2006 2:19 pm

    Moving to Ichi to CF is too obvious, isn’t it? It’s got to be more complicated than Hargrove just finally seeing the light. It’d make more sense that Ichiro resisted the move for a while for whatever reason, then had a change of heart, which Hargrove took a while to figure out.

    I’d love to know the real story.

  224. Tap House Dan on August 20th, 2006 2:21 pm

    Wow I suck, I was WAY late on getting that up lol.

    Does this redeem me?

    VIDEO of Doyle scroll!!!

  225. Bender on August 20th, 2006 2:22 pm

    Doyle has a great eye.

  226. Replacement level poster on August 20th, 2006 2:22 pm

    Falls behind in the count and is still patient enough to draw the walk. That’s our boy Doyle.

  227. John in L.A. on August 20th, 2006 2:22 pm

    God, I love Doyle. He is everything we need on offense.

  228. Bender on August 20th, 2006 2:22 pm

    Here comes the scroller again, camera on standby!

  229. Zero Gravitas on August 20th, 2006 2:23 pm

    I love watching that guy hit. Even when he doesn’t swing.

  230. PositivePaul on August 20th, 2006 2:23 pm

    Okay — who got busted. The scrolling box score used Doyle’s real name this time ;-)

  231. Bender on August 20th, 2006 2:23 pm

    Damnit.

  232. joser on August 20th, 2006 2:24 pm

    i’d think the tv guys have more to do than follow a blog during a game

    You might be surprised. Anyway, they wouldn’t have to follow the blog during the game — they just have to have read it sometime and picked up on the name. Then it’s a little shout-out to the USSM homies during a game on KSTW…

    those pictures look photoshopped

    Yeah, FBJ, sure… that’s plausible deniability, anyway. The moire pattern on the phosphors when shooting a CRT at an angle is, of course, trivial to simulate in PS… ;)

  233. Kouvre on August 20th, 2006 2:26 pm

    Yay, Rene – you still suck, but now you PRODUCTIVELY suck!

  234. Mr. Egaas on August 20th, 2006 2:26 pm

    Okay, how about pinch hitting for Rivera with Johjima rather than make him bunt. You knew they were gonna walk Ichiro.

    C’mon Grover, act like you WANT to win a goddamn game.

  235. sidroo on August 20th, 2006 2:28 pm

    A home run right here from Adrian would be nice.

  236. realsmack on August 20th, 2006 2:28 pm

    You know… watching Doyle is just the tonic I need in these post-Jamie days. I understand that it’s a decent trade, but I’m just a little sentimental about Jamie.

  237. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 2:29 pm

    i gotta admit, if that Doyle on the scrolly thing is real, that’s sorta cool

  238. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 2:30 pm

    Adrian has a 15 game hitting streak?

  239. Bender on August 20th, 2006 2:30 pm

    sigh

  240. sidroo on August 20th, 2006 2:30 pm

    Shoot.

  241. Zero Gravitas on August 20th, 2006 2:30 pm

    Good thing we gave up an out to get that runner over.

  242. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 2:31 pm

    237.- Yeah, it’s fake and they all made fake pictures and all shouted out about it at the same time to fool you. :)

  243. denny crane on August 20th, 2006 2:32 pm

    mateo still pitching

  244. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 2:32 pm

    i’m pretty sure those screencaps violate the copyright that was just aired

  245. argh on August 20th, 2006 2:33 pm

    Good thing we gave up an out to get that runner over.

    Grover is a baseball process queen. All this focus on ‘ultimate outcomes’ seems to baffle him.

  246. dw on August 20th, 2006 2:35 pm

    Yeah, FBJ, sure… that’s plausible deniability, anyway. The moire pattern on the phosphors when shooting a CRT at an angle is, of course, trivial to simulate in PS…

    It’s the “Generate TV Image” plugin for CS2. You choose the network and TV set, configure the settings for the top screen, set the angle and drop shadow, then hit the button. You can even insert the background reflection. Remarkable piece of work. It’s what Fox News uses now to broadcast all their shows from outside the Reality-Based Community.

  247. Bender on August 20th, 2006 2:36 pm

    I think I could’ve got a better pic of that Doyle thing. I’m dissapointed in myself now.

  248. Mr. Egaas on August 20th, 2006 2:37 pm

    Neihaus sounds like he just doesn’t care today.

  249. dw on August 20th, 2006 2:37 pm

    i’m pretty sure those screencaps violate the copyright that was just aired

    Then tell your bosses to call their lawyers.

    I’d be more than happy to explain Fair Use to them.

  250. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 2:39 pm

    i don’t have any bosses or lawyers, i’m just looking out for you guys

  251. sidroo on August 20th, 2006 2:40 pm

    I’m watching the game on MLB.tv. The Angels announcers seem to take it as an article of faith that Ichiro is in center because, as they put it, ‘Hargrove won.’ i.e., Ichiro resisted & resisted, and finally gave in.

    I’m not a big fan of Hargrove, but he’s not a moron, and this seems the more likely reason for what we’re seeing.

  252. Kouvre on August 20th, 2006 2:41 pm

    I like Rex Hudler’s idea of what may have happened between Ichiro! and Hargrove:

    Hargrove: play center plz
    Ichiro!: but im a five time gold glover in right i dont wanna lolz
    Hargrove: but ur soo good we need u out there
    Ichiro!: ok lol

    Ok, that’s not exactly how he described it, but that’s pretty close.

  253. denny crane on August 20th, 2006 2:41 pm

    to whom it may concern:
    use doyle again for the scrolly thing next inning

  254. Dave in Palo Alto on August 20th, 2006 2:42 pm

    251, beat me to it. Hargrove however is a moron. He doesn’t lose the title because he gave Snelling RF for one day.

  255. sidroo on August 20th, 2006 2:45 pm

    #254. Right, Hargrove’s tactically deficient, but Ichiro’s resistance to playing CF, if in fact that’s what it is, if not moronic, at least as culpable and detrimental to the M’s success as some of Hargrove’s decisions.

    Ichiro’s a player, and Hargrove’s the manager. It makes no sense that a player has the power to veto a manager’s preference.

  256. dw on August 20th, 2006 2:45 pm

    i don’t have any bosses or lawyers, i’m just looking out for you guys

    I think we’re all big boys and girls now, thanks.

  257. realsmack on August 20th, 2006 2:45 pm

    Hargrove obviously wanted Donnely in an inning earlier.

  258. Kouvre on August 20th, 2006 2:46 pm

    Isn’t Grover allowed to call Perez back so he can send Broussard back out to accomodate this pitching change?

  259. JI on August 20th, 2006 2:46 pm

    Call me wacko, but I would have let Broussard hit, saved a position player, and kept the crappy pitcher in the game. That’s just me though.

  260. JMB on August 20th, 2006 2:47 pm

    Here comes the scroll thing…

  261. Bender on August 20th, 2006 2:47 pm

    Scroll alert! Doyle AGAIN!!!

  262. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 2:48 pm

    Wouldn’t it be a better idea to leave Broussard in and pinch hit Perez for someone like Rivara?

  263. JMB on August 20th, 2006 2:48 pm

    Doyle again indeed!

    If the tech guys are reading — you guys rock.

  264. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 2:48 pm

    God damnit I missed it again!

  265. Brian Thornton on August 20th, 2006 2:48 pm

    There’s “Doyle” in the scroll, again!

  266. JI on August 20th, 2006 2:48 pm

    Perez craps the bed v. a RHP.

    Whodathunkit.

  267. sidroo on August 20th, 2006 2:49 pm

    God, Perez is lead-footed.

  268. John in L.A. on August 20th, 2006 2:50 pm

    255 – You have no idea if that is true, and speculating on motivations and facts is not a valid argument.

    It is a FOX News tactic… it smears someone, makes them look bad unfairly, because no one pays any attention to caveats.

  269. Bender on August 20th, 2006 2:50 pm

    We got some motherfucking Doyle on the motherfucking scroll!

  270. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 2:50 pm

    I thought Soriano was on the 15 Day DL?

  271. JMB on August 20th, 2006 2:51 pm

    At least Mateo’s out of there. But Soriano… man. You have to hold your breath when he pitches. If he and Lowe are both out, the bullpen is ugly from the right side: Mateo and Pineiro.

  272. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 2:51 pm

    Should Soriano be pitching right now?

  273. Bender on August 20th, 2006 2:51 pm

    Whoever put the Doyle in the scroll made this game worth watching, even if we choke.

  274. PositivePaul on August 20th, 2006 2:52 pm

    Oops, they did it again…

    That’s one sure way to get people to watch the game ;-)

  275. John in L.A. on August 20th, 2006 2:52 pm

    Are we sure that FBJ isn’t doing the scroll?

    Because its dissappearance, reappearance is suspicious, no?

    Out with it, FBJ. You?

  276. joser on August 20th, 2006 2:53 pm

    This is like that line in “Broadcast News” when Albert Brooks is talking into the phone to feed questions into the earpiece of William Hurt’s lunkhead anchorman “I say something here but it comes out on TV.” USSM has control of a tiny piece of the broadcast! Now, we mus promise to use this only for good. With great power comes great responsibility….

    And somewhere out there in Marinerland some fan just turned to the guy next to him and said “There, see, they did it again! Who the fuck is Doyle?”

  277. penguin on August 20th, 2006 2:53 pm

    251 – Hargrove is not a moron?? Anyway, the report is Ichiro volunteered to move to center, and I don’t see why that’d be false. Any spectaculations about how Ichi has resisted and resisted and has been really selfish etc. were never been confirmed by the team or Ichiro himself. This is just getting old. Let’s just enjoy Ichiro in centre, please.

  278. Mr. Egaas on August 20th, 2006 2:53 pm

    Doyle for 2-hole. Get Lopez outta there.

  279. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 2:53 pm

    Did Beltre go bald?

  280. JMB on August 20th, 2006 2:54 pm

    Soriano looks like he’s throwing pretty effortlessly… but then again, it also looks like he’s throwing his warm up pitches as opposed to pitching with full effort. And his velocity is down.

  281. John in L.A. on August 20th, 2006 2:54 pm

    276 – Though it would surely cost someone their job… I would kill to see the scroll say “WFB” next time Willie is up.

  282. Mr. Egaas on August 20th, 2006 2:54 pm

    I secretely want Putz to come in in the 8th. I need 1.1 innings to quality for fantasy innings this week.

    C’mon, babay.

  283. Bender on August 20th, 2006 2:54 pm

    If it’s FBJ, or someone else here, they should totally put IGNITOR for Bloomquist the next time he’s in a game (which hopefully won’t be any time soon).

  284. joser on August 20th, 2006 2:55 pm

    Tying run aboard, and the Impaler comes to bat. I feel a great disturbance in the force…

  285. Mr. Egaas on August 20th, 2006 2:55 pm

    280 – One thing about Soriano is that he’s always been silky smooth in the delivery and always throwing effortlessly.

  286. sidroo on August 20th, 2006 2:55 pm

    #258. Note that on the point of why Ichiro is finally in center, I clearly indicated I’m speculating, not arguing. A lot of what fans say – even here – involves speculation. Explaining the long senseless delay in moving Ichi to CF as Hargrove’s idiocy is also speculation and equally worth flagging. Only we don’t, becuase we don’t much like Hargrove here.

    If I argued anything, it was that a player has little right to resist what a manager asks him to do, particularly when it’s such a no-brainer as moving in Ichiro’s case to center.

  287. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 2:55 pm

    Oh hell, Vlad is going to crush every pitch he gets now.

  288. JMB on August 20th, 2006 2:56 pm

    Hargrove’s still a moron, Ichiro in CF or not. The whole thing was brought about because he refuses to play Jones in center, and would rather have him rot on the bench.

  289. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 2:56 pm

    283.- That would honestly be the highlight of the season.

  290. Bender on August 20th, 2006 2:56 pm

    It’s so wierd to hear fans actually into a game…remember when it was like that in Seattle?

  291. denny crane on August 20th, 2006 2:57 pm

    276 makes a true statement

  292. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 2:58 pm

    I think putz needs to come in soon…

  293. Mr. Egaas on August 20th, 2006 2:58 pm

    Gotta go get Putz right here.

  294. JMB on August 20th, 2006 2:58 pm

    Ugh. At least he only hit a single.

  295. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 2:59 pm

    Putz thinks so too… lol

  296. JMB on August 20th, 2006 2:59 pm

    Soriano’s in until they get to Anderson, I’d think, who’ll see Sherrill.

  297. Otto on August 20th, 2006 2:59 pm

    “Doyle” on the screen was worth watching the game even if we lose!

    Thank you Mariner tech guru!

  298. PositivePaul on August 20th, 2006 2:59 pm

    As I posted over at LookoutLanding:

    Maybe USSM is even bigger than we all think! Derek’s lust for total world domination seems to be gaining some ground.

    Do not try and bend the spoon. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth. What truth? There is no spoon. There is no spoon? Then you’ll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

  299. JI on August 20th, 2006 2:59 pm

    Alright, I have yet to see “Doyle” in lights. Do you think they will run the crawl again?

  300. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 3:00 pm

    Sherrill is warming up?

  301. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 3:00 pm

    Oh nevermind.

  302. JI on August 20th, 2006 3:00 pm

    Putz? In the 8th?!? WHAAAAAAAA?!?

  303. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 3:00 pm

    i don’t think we’ll see doyle in the in-game boxscore again, too late in the game

  304. sidroo on August 20th, 2006 3:01 pm

    In passing, when I worked in Tokyo for two years, the baseball fans among my friends said Ichiro had a strong preference for playing right, even if it seemed at times this wasn’t the best deployment of the Orix fielders. This seemed just to be a commonplace, something everyone knew, one concession to a superstar’s vanity, like Pedro’s inability to show up to spring training on time.

    Maybe it’s not true. But I seriously doubt Hargrove failed to see until today that Ichiro in CF was a better idea than Doyle.

  305. Mr. Egaas on August 20th, 2006 3:03 pm

    Gotta have Putz right here. It’s a good call.

    You haven’t won the entire road trip and this is the 11th game. You, need, a, win.

  306. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 3:03 pm

    Goddamn it

  307. Emerald on August 20th, 2006 3:03 pm

    shit

  308. JI on August 20th, 2006 3:04 pm

    303

    What if this one goes into extras?

  309. sidroo on August 20th, 2006 3:04 pm

    Darn.

  310. Otto on August 20th, 2006 3:04 pm

    Uggghhhh

  311. Bender on August 20th, 2006 3:04 pm

    Why am I not surprised?

  312. Brian Thornton on August 20th, 2006 3:04 pm

    CRAP!

  313. sidroo on August 20th, 2006 3:05 pm

    So lefties are 7 for 61 vs. Sherrill. Is Putz still a better idea here than Sherrill?

  314. JG on August 20th, 2006 3:06 pm

    Just setting up the game winning Doyle homer.

  315. Kouvre on August 20th, 2006 3:07 pm

    If Rivera hits here in the 9th, I am going to break something.

  316. JI on August 20th, 2006 3:07 pm

    Aw goshdarnit.

    Wake me up of the crawl comes up again. If have my cable line hoked directly into my computer. I can take a reasonably clear snapshot for archival purposes.

  317. dan on August 20th, 2006 3:08 pm

    no idea why george didn’t come in to face GA.

  318. AD on August 20th, 2006 3:08 pm

    Suffer Mariner fans, sufer

  319. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 3:09 pm

    315.- Would you rather have WFB?

  320. Bender on August 20th, 2006 3:10 pm

    DOYLE!!!!

  321. PositivePaul on August 20th, 2006 3:10 pm

    DOYLE!!!!

    Even RIZZS slid in his “Doyle” remark. Of course it is his middle name and all…

  322. JI on August 20th, 2006 3:11 pm

    DOYLE!

    You can’t bunt ‘em over, Hendu?

    That sounds like a wager to me.

  323. rd on August 20th, 2006 3:11 pm

    Rizzs just called him “Christopher Doyle Snelling.” Obviously a secret shout-out to USSM.

  324. Bender on August 20th, 2006 3:12 pm

    Crap, that was right on the screws.

  325. Kouvre on August 20th, 2006 3:12 pm

    319. Yes. At least Willie Ballgame has a plural amount of hits in the second half.

  326. JI on August 20th, 2006 3:12 pm

    Doyle:

    .429/.600/.714

    Seems like the hype was justified!

  327. Otto on August 20th, 2006 3:12 pm

    If it goes into extra’s maybe we can see “Doyle” again!

  328. sidroo on August 20th, 2006 3:12 pm

    Jeez.

  329. AD on August 20th, 2006 3:13 pm

    Ichi goes deep here

  330. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 3:14 pm

    Damn. How many times have we seen Ichiro end the 9th like that?

  331. JI on August 20th, 2006 3:14 pm

    323

    Ha ha

    We’re so high on Rizzs here, I mean, how can he resist giving the USSM crew a shout-out?

    …Aw crap. I hate sudden-death baseball when were on the road.

  332. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 3:14 pm

    Rizzs said Doyle? See 276

  333. Mr. Egaas on August 20th, 2006 3:14 pm

    I think it’s time for a Doyle-O-Meter on the front page again, this time with major league stats.

  334. Bender on August 20th, 2006 3:15 pm

    Every pitch Niehaus sees is a breaking ball, and every hit Rizzs sees is a line drive. Ug.

  335. argh on August 20th, 2006 3:18 pm

    This team’s looking to arrive back in Seattle in about as good a shape as Le Grand Armée arriving back in Paris after the road-trip to Moscow.

  336. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 3:18 pm

    Crap.

  337. JI on August 20th, 2006 3:18 pm

    Aw, yes. Bill Plummer.

    He was the genius who forgot to write a DH into the lineup back in 1992. It would be on the blooper reels between innings but it takes more than 9/10 of a second to explain…

  338. AD on August 20th, 2006 3:18 pm

    The sooner scooter is on…look out

  339. Mr. Egaas on August 20th, 2006 3:19 pm

    What’chu talkin about Willits?

  340. sidroo on August 20th, 2006 3:19 pm

    A play worth a double-take on the scoring sheet.

  341. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 3:20 pm

    who has the audio file of rizzs saying doyle?

  342. JI on August 20th, 2006 3:20 pm

    Please, bunt. I beg of you.

    Actually, I take that back: Molina, like both of his brothers, really sucks v. RHP.

  343. AK1984 on August 20th, 2006 3:20 pm

    Since Rick Rizzs slid in the Doyle comment, maybe EVIL Rick Rizzs will make an appearance int he broadcast booth today.

    Yet, with that noted, you guys must remember to keep your wife and/or girlfriend(s) at a close distance and your teenage daughters closer when he’s unleashed.

  344. Lifelong_Fan on August 20th, 2006 3:23 pm

    wow… 0-11

  345. argh on August 20th, 2006 3:23 pm

    Well.

  346. David* on August 20th, 2006 3:23 pm

    well that was almost worth waking up for.

  347. Bender on August 20th, 2006 3:23 pm

    Fuck Everything.

  348. Otto on August 20th, 2006 3:23 pm

    Hendu you dick

  349. rd on August 20th, 2006 3:23 pm

    I have had it with this motherfucking road trip.

  350. sidroo on August 20th, 2006 3:23 pm

    Well, that totally blew. Why not walk the guy for a chance at the dp?

  351. JI on August 20th, 2006 3:24 pm

    Aw, fuck. Now I don’t get to see the scroll.

    Oh, and, side note: we just got completely swept aside by ALL of our divisional opponents. I’m sure Derek will elaborate.

  352. LB on August 20th, 2006 3:24 pm

    Joan Figgins does it again. Damn.

  353. Brian Thornton on August 20th, 2006 3:26 pm

    …aaaaand on that downer note, what better time, after an 0-11 roadtrip against all in-division opponents (against whom the team is now 0-20 since June 11th), for Bavasi to announce that it’s “just time for a change, and Mike is class guy, a good organization man, and he knows that this is how it works…”

    …dreams….

    (Let mine be granted the way the “Doyle” dream was granted)

  354. JI on August 20th, 2006 3:29 pm

    343

    I really hope the women we care about have much better taste than that…

  355. Tap House Dan on August 20th, 2006 3:30 pm

    Mariners final record for 2006:

    56-106

    Would we get the first pick?

  356. Alex W. on August 20th, 2006 3:32 pm

    Go Mariners! We’re only 14 games back, we can do this!

  357. Swungonandbelted on August 20th, 2006 3:33 pm

    Time for Grover to be fired…preferably across the parking lot….from a cannon…. If Dan Rohn isn’t the manager by Tuesday, there is no justice in this world.

  358. Tap House Dan on August 20th, 2006 3:34 pm

    OK.. that sucked. The good news is, we get Seahawks in 90 minutes.

  359. mln on August 20th, 2006 3:35 pm

    Since Ichiro played centerfield today, does that mean he is no longer the selfish superstar/”team cancer” that certain sports journalists were intimating?

  360. Swungonandbelted on August 20th, 2006 3:35 pm

    358: Football hey-hey!

  361. jefffrane on August 20th, 2006 3:36 pm

    Hey, the M’s get a day off. The road trip’s over. No one waiting at home except, uh, Yankees. And the Red Sox. And then the Angels again.

    But at least they get to play TB and KC in September. They’re bound to win another game this year. Right?

  362. Mr. Egaas on August 20th, 2006 3:36 pm

    357. Grover didn’t make a move today that I would have retracted. Maybe the Rivera sac bunt, and not pinch hitting Johjima at that point, but other than that, nothing.

  363. JI on August 20th, 2006 3:38 pm
  364. JMB on August 20th, 2006 3:38 pm

    I’m coming late to the party on this one, but Sherrill should have been in against Anderson. Not only does he destroy lefties, but Anderson can’t hit lefties to save his life. This is no slight on Putz, who has been very, very good (including against lefties), but Sherrill has been incredible.

    Sherrill vs. LHB: .115/.214/.131
    Anderson vs. LHP: .232/.263/.336

    56-104 is a .346 clip… right now, yes, that would be the worst record in the majors, just ahead of Kansas City.

  365. joser on August 20th, 2006 3:39 pm

    Even snakes couldn’t improve the plane trip home for these guys.

    Has any team given up consecutive sweeps to all of its divisional rivals in a single roadtrip? I mean, has that ever been done? Is it possible this is some kind of historical low point not just for the Mariners but for all of baseball? Has KC done that? Did Detroit do it in their 100-and-whatever loss season?

    And a fine performance by Snelling was wasted. Still, he gets to keep his stats, hopefully he gets some attention and has earned the right to keep playing, and maybe this outfield alignment is something we’ll see more of.

  366. Swungonandbelted on August 20th, 2006 3:42 pm

    362: I’m not suggesting that he be fired for anything that specifically happened today… fact of the matter is this team has very obviously rolled over, they just bombed a “critical” road trip, they have an off day to transition to a new manager, and maybe a new homestand with a new manager will turn things around. I don’t have anything personally against Hargrove, I’m sure that he’s a nice guy, but I can’t see a reason to keep him around at this point.

  367. UW Lou on August 20th, 2006 3:43 pm

    Impressive road trip.

  368. Gomez on August 20th, 2006 3:43 pm

    Agree with Jason. George probably gets Garret on that play, the M’s probably get out of the 8th with a 2-1 lead and JJ probably handles the 9th, streak over.

    Instead, the game, like the road trip, circles the drain as Hargrove goes to a security blanket in lieu of playing a great matchup, because he let a lack of confidence in Sherrill override Sherrill’s cold hard pwnage of lefthanders, in light of Anderson’s suckage against lefthanders, and put Putz in a dubious situation that even he couldn’t escape this time around.

    The M’s have made a series of previously unthinkable moves this weekend. I think it’s time for one more: time to replace Hargrove with Dan Rohn for the duration of the season.

  369. oaklandgabe on August 20th, 2006 3:43 pm

    JHC! Can you please just win one game? This is so goddamned frustrating to let Ch-own Fucking Figgins get the game winning RBI. The A’s are counting on you. ARRGGHH!

  370. JeffS on August 20th, 2006 3:48 pm

    I don’t know how ownership can rationally let Hargrove kill this team. He’s not coming back next season and every loss only alienates fans more and more.

  371. scraps on August 20th, 2006 4:09 pm

    Disagree with Ichiro for resisting the move to center if you want, but calling it “vanity” seems like a lot of crap to me. I seem to remember that his reasons for resisting the move had been explained before, and that they were sensible: basically, playing right field doesn’t wear him down as much over the course of a season. Sure, it might be better for the team to move him to center anyway, but why insist on saying it’s a “no-brainer”? Seriously, sidroo, you’re so sure you know more about how Ichiro can best serve the team than he does that you have to criticize his character when you disagree?

  372. JMB on August 20th, 2006 4:10 pm

    I really do think it’s too late in the year to make a move, unfortunately. Obviously Rohn is waiting in the wings, but what do you do with him after the year? He was kept around as a mid-season replacement, but after the year they’ll do a full search (and hell, who knows if Bavasi will be back, either, making the whole thing more complicated).

    Not saying I wouldn’t make the move now, but I can see why they wouldn’t.

  373. JMB on August 20th, 2006 4:13 pm

    It’s safe to say Ichiro knows his own body and its limitations better than anyone, right? Perhaps he felt, at the end of the shorter Japanese schedule, that he was worn down and unable to play much longer at 100%. The move to RF compensates for the longer MLB schedule.If he really feels like the choice is 160 games in RF at 100% or ~130 games in CF at less than 100%, I think you have to respect that. You can disagree with it, but it’s difficult to argue.

  374. Karen on August 20th, 2006 4:14 pm

    #355. Mariners final record for 2006: 56-106 Would we get the first pick?

    I was curious enough yesterday to look at the current standings, just to see where the M’s ranked.

    If 4 other teams in the AL and 1 other team in the NL continue to suck at the same rate as the M’s for the rest of the year, the M’s would be tied for 6th pick (which means, of course, they’d get the 7th pick…”Mariner luck”)

  375. argh on August 20th, 2006 4:37 pm

    No, no. That’s Mariner skill or at least lack of it. We’re just not really good at sucking either.

  376. bellacaramella on August 20th, 2006 5:12 pm

    Pretty rare to fire a manager this late in the season.

    In the last 10 years, only 31 managers have been replaced in-season (not including one-game interim managers). Of those, six have been replaced this late in the season: Buddy Bell, Tigers, 1998; Dallas Green, Mets, 1996; Larry Bowa, Phillies, 2004; Lloyd McClendon, Pirates, 2005; Terry Collins, Angles, 1999; and Cito Gaston, Blue Jays, 1999.

    History suggests that Grover stays until the end, barring some kind of personal meltdown.

  377. hcoguy on August 20th, 2006 5:20 pm

    …or untimely death.

  378. JeffS on August 20th, 2006 5:24 pm

    Oh, great. Now we are wishing for Hargrove to die? Yikes.

  379. dw on August 20th, 2006 5:25 pm

    There is some precedent for firing a manager during or following a bad losing streak, though. I know we only have 40 or so days left in the season, but it would be nice to boot Hargrove and give Rohn a chance to show everyone what he can do. If he does well, we keep him. If a better choice comes along, we hire that guy and Rohn goes to Arizona or Chicago or wherever. If he’s putrid, we go get someone else.

    If Grover isn’t coming back, then why keep him in the dugout the rest of the way? Give Rohn a chance.

  380. eponymous coward on August 20th, 2006 5:38 pm

    The good news since the break is that Richie (.888 OPS) and Adrian (.899) have looked good since the All-Star break.

    The bad news is pretty much everyone else with the exception of Yuni and Kenji is in the toilet. Ichiro’s hitting like Bad Ichiro:. .277 with no power or anything, Jones and Bloomquist are ghastly as the CF, and, arguably, WFB is outhitting our All-Star 2B, and Raul’s gone cold.

    That plus Moyer+Meche+Piñeiro putting up Boeing jetliner ERAs since the break…well, that’s how you collapse as a team; half the team doesn’t hit and the rotation implodes.

  381. joser on August 20th, 2006 6:23 pm

    And the twelve-year-olds get let out to play on the blogs, as long as they’re home by dinner.

  382. msb on August 20th, 2006 6:30 pm

    thanks for checking in, Sriram.

    well, just checking in myself after a 3+ hour wait in the ferry line; we got to turn the car on just in time to hear the bottom of the ninth…

    skipping over Kelley in a hurry I was entertained by Larry Stone’s managerial hunt today:

    “With the pennant race no longer on the itinerary for the Mariners and their fans, it’s time to move straight to the recrimination portion of our program.”

  383. JG on August 20th, 2006 7:15 pm

    Wow. Hargrove to Baker. Talk about out of the frying pan and into the fire.

  384. dw on August 20th, 2006 7:58 pm

    Hargrove to Baker should serve as a reminder to everyone that “anyone” is not better than Bavasi or Hargrove. Certainly we can do better than them, but you run a risk a getting someone utterly terrible. For every Ozzie Guillen there’s a Buddy Bell; for every Billy Beane a Cam Bonifay.

    I would say, though, that Bavasi is an average GM, so the chance of getting someone worse is probably 50/50, where with Hargrove it’s probably 1 in 3 odds Buddy Bell is on the bench in 2007.

  385. msb on August 20th, 2006 8:24 pm

    #383– well, as Stone immediately says “But the Mariners didn’t interview him then, when Baker was coming off a pennant,
    and so it’s hard to envision strong interest now, when he is coming off a horrible season that has damaged his stature” I wouldn’t get to worked up about it…

  386. FBJ on August 20th, 2006 9:38 pm

    might be interesting to see where doyle appears in upcoming m’s telecasts

  387. eponymous coward on August 20th, 2006 10:20 pm

    Hargrove to Baker should serve as a reminder to everyone that “anyone” is not better than Bavasi or Hargrove. Certainly we can do better than them, but you run a risk a getting someone utterly terrible.

    The counter to that, of course, is you also run the risk of waking up some years after you hired your average GM and noticing your franchise hasn’t won jack, your attendance has deteriorated, and you’re spending above-average salary for below-average return, because the ABOVE-average GMs in your division and league run rings around your C student.

    “Settle for an average GM and hope you luck into a World Series some year, it could be worse” isn’t particularly inspiring, when you consider the potential this market has demonstrated. The bloom’s off Safeco’s rose, just like it is for Baltimore, Milwaukee and Pittsburgh- you won’t see 3.4 million butts in the seats again until there are shiny rings and pennants. You might run risks of Cam Bonifay if you make a change, true- at which point you fire him, too, until you get it right- but why should you expect your team to be outstanding if you don’t have a GM capable of being outstanding?

  388. true_slicky on August 21st, 2006 7:05 am

    New manager? Two words: Wally Backman.

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