Game 132, Angels at Mariners

Dave · August 29, 2006 at 6:49 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

Weaver vs Washburn, 7:05 pm.

For various reasons, I’d really, really like to see the M’s put a beatdown on Jered Weaver. He’s going to have a 2 IP, 8 H, 7 R performance sooner or later, and I’d love for it to be sooner.

M’s run out the ultimate 2006 Mariner line-up:

1. Ichiro, CF
2. Snelling, RF
3. Beltre, 3B
4. Ibanez, LF
5. Sexson, 1B
6. Broussard, DH
7. Johjima, C
8. Lopez, 2B
9. Betancourt, SS

For the first time in, well, this year, the team isn’t running out an automatic out somewhere in the line-up. 1 through 9, everyone can hit, at least a little bit.

Comments

354 Responses to “Game 132, Angels at Mariners”

  1. G-Man on August 29th, 2006 6:53 pm

    Tonight’s FSN pregame show has been lamer than ever. They must have gotten some sort of $$ for having the Dodge truck giveaway televeised.

    Yes, the M’s lineup rocks.

  2. John in L.A. on August 29th, 2006 6:55 pm

    1. Agree about the line-up. Wish we’d had something close to it all year…. I have to stop doing that.

    2. Completely agree about Weaver… I want this win more than any since the last time we faced him. Probably for the same reasons as you, with one extra: I can’t turn on the radio without hearing about him here in L.A. and I am sick to death of it.

    I hope he loses and loses badly.

    And Doyle is just the man to make it happen.

  3. JI on August 29th, 2006 6:57 pm

    So, if we were run the table, could we still catch Oakland and win the division?

    I think the odds would still be against us. Man, losing 14 of 17 really smarts.

  4. pensive on August 29th, 2006 6:57 pm

    Understand fans come late: but if that Dodge give away was live, there are more spiders in my room than bodies in seats.

    Dave, another home run in the previous information. Thankyou

  5. tarheels on August 29th, 2006 7:03 pm

    3. No chance but we can finish off the season on a good note

    Agree with everyone, lineup looks great

  6. G-Man on August 29th, 2006 7:06 pm

    Odds against us is an understatement.

    From Baseball Prospectus, simulating the restof the season a mllion times, the M’s have a .01533% chance of making the playoffs. That’s not 1.5 chances in 100, that’s 1.5 in 10,000.

  7. JMHawkins on August 29th, 2006 7:06 pm

    Dave N. has a wardrobe made for radio. But I don’t care – I’ll listen to his broadcasts as long as he’s around.

  8. apunetid on August 29th, 2006 7:08 pm

    Ah, another game listening to Physioc and Hudler. This is going to be tough.

  9. JI on August 29th, 2006 7:09 pm

    By ‘run the table’ I mean 2x-0 to close out the season.

  10. pablothegreat on August 29th, 2006 7:10 pm

    8: You are aware that there exists a mute button on most remotes. In this case, I highly suggest that you use it.

  11. tarheels on August 29th, 2006 7:11 pm

    Still can’t make it unless the Angels, A’s and Rangers all collapse

  12. pablothegreat on August 29th, 2006 7:13 pm

    That’s terrible Johjima.

  13. tarheels on August 29th, 2006 7:13 pm

    AGHALSDGHALGH

  14. John in L.A. on August 29th, 2006 7:13 pm

    Running the table would mean winning the next 31 games… and we would end up at 93-69. Oakland only has to win 18 of their games to do that.

    We would have a good chance if we did win the next 31.

    But we could also win 31 in a row and not win the division. That’s sad.

    Say, how are our tiebreakers with Oakland?

  15. G-Man on August 29th, 2006 7:13 pm

    E-2

  16. Go Manures! on August 29th, 2006 7:13 pm

    OMG Pocket Lint was right!

  17. Bender on August 29th, 2006 7:13 pm

    Damnit!

  18. flash_33 on August 29th, 2006 7:13 pm

    That was horrible!

  19. Dave on August 29th, 2006 7:15 pm

    So, if I was doing a Charting Jarrod project, it would look something like this:

    FB, 89
    FB, 89
    FB, 89
    FB, 89
    FB, 89
    FB, 89
    FB, 89

    Oh, you get the point. How he ever gets anyone out is beyond me.

  20. JI on August 29th, 2006 7:15 pm

    Say, how are our tiebreakers with Oakland?

    You mean this year?

    OMG Pocket Lint was right!

    Now THAT’S funny!

  21. tarheels on August 29th, 2006 7:16 pm

    They give him too much credit

  22. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 7:16 pm

    Wow. The Mariners are not so good.

  23. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 7:17 pm

    I can’t believe Washburn got a K. That makes my day.

  24. apunetid on August 29th, 2006 7:17 pm

    Ichiro!!!

  25. pablothegreat on August 29th, 2006 7:18 pm

    Ichiro!!!!

  26. John in L.A. on August 29th, 2006 7:18 pm

    I love it when he does that.

  27. tarheels on August 29th, 2006 7:18 pm

    ICHIRO!!

  28. Dave on August 29th, 2006 7:18 pm

    Bwahahaha.

  29. JI on August 29th, 2006 7:18 pm

    19 Not only that, he pitches up, up ,up.

    ICHIRO!

  30. Bender on August 29th, 2006 7:18 pm

    Ichiro heals all wounds.

  31. Go Manures! on August 29th, 2006 7:18 pm

    Now THATS leadership!

  32. flash_33 on August 29th, 2006 7:18 pm

    ICHIRO power!

  33. argh on August 29th, 2006 7:18 pm

    I guess Ichiro was lookin’ for that 89 mph fastball.

  34. joser on August 29th, 2006 7:18 pm

    But look at it this way: assuming a cerain amount of intelligence (ie, Hargrove gets fired and whoever replaces him has a clue) and a reasonable amount of good fortune (people stay healthy) this could be the starting lineup next year (or, it could even be better if, for instance, the M’s pick up a corner outfielder with a good bat who can rotate with Ibanez/Doyle, or Jones gets some more practice in that position and comes back up and hits to his potential). And we can only assume the rotation will get better too. So let us pretend that this is a sneak preview, and reset all the stats to zero starting with this homestand and see how the winning percentage goes for the rest of the year.

  35. Rain Delay on August 29th, 2006 7:18 pm

    Well at least Ichiro! pulls Joh’s butt out of the fire with that blast.

  36. JAS on August 29th, 2006 7:18 pm

    hmmm….knee jerk reaction blogging: CF makes Ichiro a better player :)

  37. tarheels on August 29th, 2006 7:18 pm

    That was a Washburn pitch, 89 FB down the pipe :)

  38. pablothegreat on August 29th, 2006 7:19 pm

    Doyle!!!!

  39. JAS on August 29th, 2006 7:19 pm

    BUH YAH!!!!

  40. JI on August 29th, 2006 7:19 pm

    ICHIRO!
    DOYLE!

  41. flash_33 on August 29th, 2006 7:19 pm

    Oh yea baby, back to back!

  42. tarheels on August 29th, 2006 7:19 pm

    DOYLE!! back2back

  43. apunetid on August 29th, 2006 7:19 pm

    Doyle!!!

  44. Dave on August 29th, 2006 7:19 pm

    Bwahahahaha.

  45. Bender on August 29th, 2006 7:19 pm

    Oh god…this is GLORIOUS!

  46. John in L.A. on August 29th, 2006 7:19 pm

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Awesome!

    I love that even more!

    Take that, you Weaver!

  47. argh on August 29th, 2006 7:19 pm

    Dammit guys, hit a few singles in between going yard, okay?

  48. Rain Delay on August 29th, 2006 7:19 pm

    HOLY WOW!!!

    Nothing like a Doyle Dinger..and back to back to boot!

  49. cougs129 on August 29th, 2006 7:19 pm

    holy cow that ball was pissed on!

  50. harry on August 29th, 2006 7:19 pm

    DOYLE!

  51. Go Manures! on August 29th, 2006 7:20 pm

    See how Doyle followed ICHIRO’s! leadership example?

  52. John in L.A. on August 29th, 2006 7:20 pm

    BELTRE!!!!!!!!!!!

  53. JAS on August 29th, 2006 7:20 pm

    NO WAY!!! ahhhhhhhh

  54. tarheels on August 29th, 2006 7:20 pm

    al;shg!!! so close….

  55. cougs129 on August 29th, 2006 7:20 pm

    wow i thought that was back to back to back :)

  56. flash_33 on August 29th, 2006 7:20 pm

    My heart just about came outta my chest there.

  57. Dave on August 29th, 2006 7:20 pm

    Holy crap.

  58. PositivePaul on August 29th, 2006 7:20 pm

    For various reasons, I’d really, really like to see the M’s put a beatdown on Jered Weaver. He’s going to have a 2 IP, 8 H, 7 R performance sooner or later, and I’d love for it to be sooner.

    So, how’s it look so far?

    WOOOOOOT!

  59. apunetid on August 29th, 2006 7:20 pm

    Belt…Oh!

  60. JI on August 29th, 2006 7:21 pm

    Wow, the servers survived a Doyle! homerun.

    ICHIRO!
    DOYLE!
    BELTR… aw nevermind stupid Safceo…

  61. Go Manures! on August 29th, 2006 7:21 pm

    Beltre, just didn’t try hard enough. Maybe he needs to be a clubhouse leader, and that ball is out of here.

  62. Bender on August 29th, 2006 7:21 pm

    Oh soooooo close. So so close!

    DAMNIT!

  63. argh on August 29th, 2006 7:21 pm

    Has somebody been slipping our lineup Dave’s comments?

  64. pablothegreat on August 29th, 2006 7:21 pm

    I don’t know how many of you have taken a look at Halos Heaven, but it is the biggest collection of retarded baseball fans I have ever seen. I somehow don’t think it’s a coincidence that it is an Angels blog.

  65. flash_33 on August 29th, 2006 7:21 pm

    Are we watching the right Weaver right now?

  66. joser on August 29th, 2006 7:21 pm

    Had they gone back-to-back-to-back, doesn’t somebody win a house?

  67. cougs129 on August 29th, 2006 7:21 pm

    anybody seen victor conte around safeco tonight?

  68. Rain Delay on August 29th, 2006 7:22 pm

    Damn..that was almost 3 in a row…

    Weaver..wow..Dave, I think you put the mojo on him or something. Do you have a Weaver Voodoo doll we don’t know about?

  69. G-Man on August 29th, 2006 7:22 pm

    FWIW, something I put together-
    Adrian Beltre by the month in 2006
    ……….avg obp slg ops
    April…..189 284 233 518
    May…..264 302 355 656
    June…..324 387 611 998
    July……260 327 440 767 (poor before All Star Break)
    August..294 355 612 967 thru Aug 26th
    Total….266 332 448 780 thru Aug 26th

  70. msb on August 29th, 2006 7:22 pm

    boy, Dave, you need to ask for things more often :)

  71. Dave on August 29th, 2006 7:22 pm

    I repeat, bwahahahaha.

    I’m enjoying this so much.

  72. JAS on August 29th, 2006 7:22 pm

    HAH….me liking your karma, Dave

  73. dw on August 29th, 2006 7:22 pm

    Dear Bill Simmons:

    Want to rethink your Jered Lust and your Felix Hate?

  74. apunetid on August 29th, 2006 7:22 pm

    We’re the best team ever!

  75. argh on August 29th, 2006 7:22 pm

    I swear, Dave is a Daniel come to baseball judgment on Mr. Weaver.

  76. JI on August 29th, 2006 7:22 pm

    64

    I don’t know, there are some pretty retarded Mariners fan sites too.

  77. flash_33 on August 29th, 2006 7:23 pm

    Dave “And it’s three to nothing Mariners.” looks like Dave is getting to excited here.

  78. Bozo on August 29th, 2006 7:23 pm

    47: Or some doubles. That’d be good, too.

  79. skankin pickle on August 29th, 2006 7:23 pm

    I have never known such happiness.

  80. argh on August 29th, 2006 7:24 pm

    I think Weaver’s getting a little gun-shy on that 4-seamer.

  81. joser on August 29th, 2006 7:24 pm

    So we have one poster last night, who absolutely dumps on Felix and the result is his first CG shutout; tonight, Dave dumps on Weaver and the results are, well, kind of the opposite. There’s some kind of juju going around, but I can’t figure it out.

  82. Dave on August 29th, 2006 7:24 pm

    Possible ways for this inning to get any better:

    Dan Rohn hits Mike Hargrove over the head with a steel chair, WWF style, and takes over as manager.

    That’s about it.

  83. bigred on August 29th, 2006 7:24 pm

    Big Sexy is gonna jack one outta here.

  84. bigred on August 29th, 2006 7:25 pm

    Next time he comes up to bat.

  85. msb on August 29th, 2006 7:25 pm

    after all the bad baseball Dave has had watch since ‘77, he’s allowed to get excited by good things happening.

  86. David* on August 29th, 2006 7:25 pm

    Which Weaver brother is pitching tonight?

  87. chimera on August 29th, 2006 7:25 pm

    oh man, assclown rides again.

  88. Rain Delay on August 29th, 2006 7:25 pm

    ugh..Hudler..there goes more IQ points out the window..

  89. pablothegreat on August 29th, 2006 7:25 pm

    Get the assclown off of my television.

  90. tarheels on August 29th, 2006 7:25 pm

    Hendu > Hudler????

  91. joser on August 29th, 2006 7:26 pm

    Hmmm, is this the first time Weaver’s pitched with the temps below 65?

  92. argh on August 29th, 2006 7:26 pm

    Those clips they show of Hudler are hysterical. At least when you’re pounding the Angels brains out.

  93. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 7:26 pm

    These Mariners kick ass.

  94. JI on August 29th, 2006 7:26 pm

    “Young punk?”

    Holy crap, Wonder Dawg needs to be put back on his meds. I give hime credit though, at least he’s a obvious phony, unlike say…

  95. msb on August 29th, 2006 7:27 pm

    #85– Niehaus, that is. Our Dave hasn’t been around that long.

    [shudder] Hudler. bleagh.

  96. John in L.A. on August 29th, 2006 7:27 pm

    90 – As hard as it is to believe… yes. And it’s not even really close.

    The only guy worse than Hudler I can think of is that White Sox idiot.

  97. pablothegreat on August 29th, 2006 7:27 pm

    Hendu > Hudler????

    Yes. I’m afraid there is a color guy worse that Hendu.

  98. JAS on August 29th, 2006 7:28 pm

    So how do you quantify that AB? 2 inches from an RBI double, then K’s. The K is a macro stat that doesn’t capture the true dynamics of the AB (tongue in cheek, mind you)

  99. argh on August 29th, 2006 7:29 pm

    I’ve followed this site for 2 seasons now and have not, until this week, fully appreciated all the barely-suppressed hysterical enthusiasm about Doyle. Let me just say this: sign me up for the prayer circle for his continued good health.

  100. pablothegreat on August 29th, 2006 7:29 pm

    96: I think you’re talking about Ken “Hawk” Harrelson. The color guy for CWS is DJ (they call him that, I can’t remember his name), and he is much less offensive to my ears that Hawk.

  101. apunetid on August 29th, 2006 7:29 pm

    I’ve completely forgotten about Johjima’s gaff.

  102. John in L.A. on August 29th, 2006 7:30 pm

    So Beltre now has passed Johjima in OPS. He is behind only Ibanez in Mariner regular’s OPS.

    Second.

    So can I stop logging on to ESPN or CNNSI to see Beltre on the “year’s biggest busts” lists?

    Can someone get the word out, please?

  103. JI on August 29th, 2006 7:30 pm

    96

    ThisWhite Sox Idiot?

    Why doesn’t Hendu have one of these?

  104. John in L.A. on August 29th, 2006 7:31 pm

    100 – Yep. That’s exactly who I mean. The Hawk. Holy crap, he’s bad.

  105. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 7:31 pm

    I like Hawk. He’s a douchebag, and he has some ridiculous sayings, but he’s good.

  106. Dave on August 29th, 2006 7:32 pm

    Well, if Corco says he’s good…

  107. argh on August 29th, 2006 7:32 pm

    105> For a douchebag, Hawk’s the best.

  108. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 7:34 pm

    My whole early childhood was spent listening to Hawk, as my Dad was a rabid White Sox Fan, so his voice just sounds like “home” to me.

  109. JAS on August 29th, 2006 7:34 pm

    That half-inning for the M’s had an interesting progression:

    1. HR to RC
    2. HR to R
    3. Missed HR by inch
    4. Hustle Double
    5. Weak Grounder
    6. Missed Double by 2 inches, K
    7. foul out to catcher…

    the karma slowly degenerated

  110. argh on August 29th, 2006 7:36 pm

    Growing up with the sound of the Hawk signifying ‘home’ to you: further evidence of rampant child abuse in America.

  111. Coach on August 29th, 2006 7:36 pm

    Still, its fun to see what happens when your lineup doesn’t include several automatic outs. Wonder if this made any impression whatsoever on Dudley.

  112. msb on August 29th, 2006 7:37 pm

    you forgot ‘Magic Visit to Mound’ by Bud Black.

  113. JAS on August 29th, 2006 7:39 pm

    speaking of Bud Black… he is a Longview native, and has a solid rep in the local area as a baseball man, but a well-deserved rep as an arrogant jerk…

    That doesn’t necessarily disqualify him for managerial status, but I wouldn’t stump for his nomination

  114. robbbbbb on August 29th, 2006 7:40 pm

    Y’know, it’s not the back-to-back homers that make me think Weaver’s going to have a very bad game. It’s the walk to YuBet. YuBet’s just about the toughest guy in baseball to walk. That takes effort.

  115. JI on August 29th, 2006 7:41 pm

    On that HeaveTheHawk site on the side bar they have a link that says “DJ Sucks Too.” I love that.

  116. tarheels on August 29th, 2006 7:41 pm

    Did anyone see CNNSI.com’s player poll for Best/Worst Manager in baseball?

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/players/08/22/poll.0822/index.html

    For Worst Manager, Hargrove is ranked 3rd worst and Scioscia is 10th.. funny thing is, Scioscia is also ranked 8th BEST by the players

  117. joser on August 29th, 2006 7:41 pm

    Betancourt does know how to walk (15th BB in 445 ABs). Has Doyle been rubbing off on everybody?

  118. argh on August 29th, 2006 7:42 pm

    This is shaping up to be the kind of confrontation that, should it occur in an alley behind a bar, you’d find the pitcher’s teeth scattered around the dumpster come sunrise.

  119. tarheels on August 29th, 2006 7:42 pm

    Ichiro takes golf lessons

  120. John in L.A. on August 29th, 2006 7:43 pm

    Ah, come on. Don’t make Doyle bunt!

  121. joser on August 29th, 2006 7:43 pm

    He’s bunting? With his knee? And his swing? Was he trying to pull in the infielders or something? Or is this just Hargrove being Hargrove?

  122. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 7:47 pm

    116: I like how Dusty Baker is still listed as the Giants manager.

  123. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 7:47 pm

    I have come to the conclusion that Hargrove should be fired.

  124. JI on August 29th, 2006 7:49 pm

    123

    Good, you get a cookie.

  125. pablothegreat on August 29th, 2006 7:50 pm

    Figgins should get hit by a pitch every game just for calling himself “Chone”.

  126. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 7:55 pm

    I like cookies.

  127. apunetid on August 29th, 2006 7:56 pm

    RRRRRRRaul.

  128. JI on August 29th, 2006 7:56 pm

    RAUL!

    Were kickin’ ass! It feels good.

  129. Dave on August 29th, 2006 7:56 pm

    Jered Weaver, meet Regression To The Mean.

  130. Mat on August 29th, 2006 7:56 pm

    Tehehehe. Remember that thing that Dave kept saying about Weaver’s HR/F rate being unstainably low? I think that guy might know what he’s talking about.

  131. argh on August 29th, 2006 7:58 pm

    It’s Raul’s misfortune they’re not making many western movies these days. He could do the Yul Brynner role in a re-make of ‘The Magnificent Seven’ in his sleep.

    Cinematic sacrilege that such a remake would be, notwithstanding.

  132. dw on August 29th, 2006 7:59 pm

    Clearly, Jered Weaver is the next great ace, because, you know, great aces leave their pitches hanging like it’s batting practice.

  133. JI on August 29th, 2006 8:00 pm

    I had flashbacks of Doyle’s Mr. Bill impression (as it was dubbed) from Oakland right when Big Ben put on the breaks. That is some scary-ass sh*t, it’s what my nightmares are made of.

  134. G-Man on August 29th, 2006 8:01 pm

    116, I read that survey piece. I like haring what the player’s think, but I also realize that there may be a bias. Some players just want the skip to be soft on them, and there’s the occasional personality conflist. Due to the latter, I wouldn’t worry about the don’t-likes who got 2%-4% of the vote, like Scoscia. The footnote says that Sweet Lou was voted 5th-worst last year.

    I knew Showalter wasn’t beloved, but I didn’t realize Frank Robinson was so hated.

  135. Zero Gravitas on August 29th, 2006 8:01 pm

    Doyle’s brief cup of coffee has now produced as many doubles and HRs as Bloomquist hit all year.*

    *I know Willie is officially credited with 5 doubles to Doyle’s 4, but I don’t rate that last one he got due to outfielder pratfall. My gut tells me Willie has just 4 doubles…..

  136. Dave on August 29th, 2006 8:01 pm

    They are holding the umpiring camps in Compton?

    I hope they replace the protective vests with ones made of Kevlar.

  137. Go Manures! on August 29th, 2006 8:04 pm

    Every trip I ever took to Compton consisted of driving straight through at 85mph on the 91 freeway headed to Manhattan Beach. Safest way to visit Compton

  138. dw on August 29th, 2006 8:04 pm

    Straight outta Compton/Crazy MFer named Laz Diaz….

  139. dlupham on August 29th, 2006 8:05 pm

    Dave,

    I couldn’t parse your last sentence. Are grammar rules still in force? Actually your grammar is much better than mine.

    David

  140. dlupham on August 29th, 2006 8:06 pm

    While I was typing, Dave revised/edited his comment. Moderators have all the luck. The rest of us have our mistakes enshrined forever.

    David

  141. jsa on August 29th, 2006 8:09 pm

    Odd Dave and Dave bring up managers being fired just after 116’s post. Are they reading us?

  142. apunetid on August 29th, 2006 8:10 pm

    Nice grab, Yu-Bet. Keeping the 3 hitter intact.

  143. Mat on August 29th, 2006 8:11 pm

    Sweet play by Betancourt there. Good thing he’s playing today for the flyballing Washburn.

  144. JI on August 29th, 2006 8:11 pm

    Yeah, I’m sure Dave and Val are frantically hitting reload on their laptops between pitches.

  145. Go Manures! on August 29th, 2006 8:13 pm

    Maybe Hargrove should go to that umpiring camp. Hey Mike, I’ll buy you a plane ticket and cover your rental car!

  146. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on August 29th, 2006 8:13 pm

    DOYLE!!!!!!!!!

  147. jsa on August 29th, 2006 8:13 pm

    Doyle!!

  148. Dave on August 29th, 2006 8:13 pm

    DOYLE!

  149. G-Man on August 29th, 2006 8:13 pm

    TWO TWO TWO

  150. JI on August 29th, 2006 8:13 pm

    DOYLE! x2

  151. Go Manures! on August 29th, 2006 8:13 pm

    D-D-D-Doyle!

  152. Josh on August 29th, 2006 8:13 pm

    Doyle!!

  153. Mat on August 29th, 2006 8:13 pm

    Straight outta Compton/Crazy MFer named Laz Diaz….

    I hear this is the lead track on the commemorative soundtrack for the umpiring camp.

  154. matthew on August 29th, 2006 8:13 pm

    OMFG DOYLE!

  155. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 8:14 pm

    doyle is the fucking man

  156. argh on August 29th, 2006 8:15 pm

    Looks like I joined the prayer circle just in time.

  157. JI on August 29th, 2006 8:16 pm

    143

    “Well, we started Yuni out there tonight with Jarrod on the mound. Jarrod’s a gamer, he’s a savvy veteran that knows how to win, and he’s the one starting pitcher I feel confidence in to get us a gorund ball.”

  158. apunetid on August 29th, 2006 8:19 pm

    Concerning the Yuni-playing-with-flyball-pitcher thing, it’s interesting to note that Washburn has 7 groundball outs compared to 2 flyball outs.

  159. msb on August 29th, 2006 8:19 pm

    so is somebody taping this for Derek?

  160. JI on August 29th, 2006 8:20 pm

    Doyle:

    .387/.444/.774

    Not quite Ted Williams’ best years, but I’ll take it.

  161. John in L.A. on August 29th, 2006 8:20 pm

    I had to take a phone call and missed Doyle going yard again.

    You know, I’ll put up with a lot of different scenarios this offseason, I just really want to start next year with the line-up starting:

    Ichiro
    Doyle
    Beltre

    Is that too much to ask?

  162. matthew on August 29th, 2006 8:20 pm

    So how much does it cost to buy a #32 jersey that says Doyle on the back?

  163. Dave on August 29th, 2006 8:20 pm

    Please be nice to the server.

    Thank you. The Management.

  164. argh on August 29th, 2006 8:20 pm

    I’ll bet Doyle can hit the snot out of a golf ball, too. Those slo-mo shots of his swing show just a wicked amount of power in his upper body. Guy’s like a flexible fire-plug.

  165. Tap House Dan on August 29th, 2006 8:21 pm

    I don’t know what’s funnier: How a Doyle HR can crash this site, or the guy last night (or was it the night before?) that said Doyle never would generate any power because he only uses his arm and has no leg drive.

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  166. Go Manures! on August 29th, 2006 8:21 pm

    How much for a “Fire Hargrove” jersey with NOW on the back of it?

  167. matthew on August 29th, 2006 8:23 pm

    166. I wonder if we could wear that at the ballpark. heh

  168. Mat on August 29th, 2006 8:23 pm

    Weaver FIP today through 4 innings: 16.20. Good times.

  169. Tap House Dan on August 29th, 2006 8:23 pm

    This is sooo frustrating. If they had just gone 5-6 on that road trip they’d still have a chance to make a run. Why the fuck did it take us going 0-11 for Hargrove to pull his head out of his ass?!

  170. peteq1421 on August 29th, 2006 8:23 pm

    [seriously, don't be a prick.]

  171. matthew on August 29th, 2006 8:25 pm

    170. I hope you’re talking about Hendu.

  172. Emerald on August 29th, 2006 8:25 pm

    Doyle OwNz!

  173. argh on August 29th, 2006 8:25 pm

    169: You assume somebody didn’t pull it out for him?

  174. Tap House Dan on August 29th, 2006 8:25 pm

    170: who?

  175. Tap House Dan on August 29th, 2006 8:25 pm

    173: I wonder if you’re right. If that’s the case, then Hargrove must already know his fate is sealed.

  176. JI on August 29th, 2006 8:26 pm

    So how much does it cost to buy a #32 jersey that says Doyle on the back?

    Jeresy? Upwards of $200

    Cutson made t-shirt? $19.99, plus shipping.

  177. peteq1421 on August 29th, 2006 8:26 pm

    165 – I wasnt the guy who said it, but the evidence is there. 41 career HR’s in the minors in over 1700 AB’s…there isnt much pop there at all.

    2 Hr’s in a night doesnt erase that.

  178. argh on August 29th, 2006 8:26 pm

    And while we’re chatting, Washburn is on the edge of a meltdown.

  179. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 8:26 pm

    Washburn sucks.

  180. Dave on August 29th, 2006 8:27 pm

    Folks, don’t feed the trolls. Just ignore Pete.

  181. peteq1421 on August 29th, 2006 8:28 pm

    174 – Snelling. Sorry, I got some $$ riding on it.

  182. bigred on August 29th, 2006 8:28 pm

    Washburn will get out of this shtuff

  183. argh on August 29th, 2006 8:28 pm

    Whew.

  184. Tap House Dan on August 29th, 2006 8:28 pm

    177: comes down to how you define power. Is he a “home run hitter?” No, because I would define that as someone who consistently is in the 30+ range. But if he stays healthy, he’ll have seasons where he goes yard 25 times. His swing is so solid, and he makes such good contact, he will hit his share.

  185. matthew on August 29th, 2006 8:30 pm

    Apparently someone left their laptop under the Fremont bridge…

  186. peteq1421 on August 29th, 2006 8:30 pm

    180 -Cmon dont be like that…if you are referring to the “hoping he gets injured” then thats fine, but I sent another post about his power.

  187. peteq1421 on August 29th, 2006 8:33 pm

    184- Yea, maybe….his double #’s arent exactly off the charts though. Does anyone know where Safeco rates for HR for LHH? I know overall its not a good hitters park, but its pretty good for lefty power, correct?

  188. JI on August 29th, 2006 8:33 pm

    Make Your Own Doyle Tee Only $24.99.

    Or if you want one that says “Snelling”, that’s $24.99 too.

    BTW, they;re still selling Buck T-Shirt jerseys, at full price too.

  189. John in L.A. on August 29th, 2006 8:33 pm

    Forgive my ignorance of the internet, but what can we do to not abuse the server? Comment less often? Does refreshing less frequently make a big difference?

    Dave, if you had to set the Vegas odds of Doyle starting for our team next year, what would they be?

  190. hairofthedawg on August 29th, 2006 8:33 pm

    My dad was quoted $192 when he checked a couple of days ago on the Doyle jersey. I’m not sure if shipping is part of that or not.

  191. Go Manures! on August 29th, 2006 8:34 pm

    I think Hudler is why I moved back from Anaheim…

  192. pdb on August 29th, 2006 8:34 pm

    Somebody please shut Rex Hudler up.

    The Angels need some Tom Emansky videos.

  193. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on August 29th, 2006 8:34 pm

    Who is that idiot, and why isn’t he sticking to infomercials?

  194. dw on August 29th, 2006 8:34 pm

    Huh. Did the Angels acquire Kevin Youkilis and clone him?

  195. JI on August 29th, 2006 8:35 pm

    What the hell is this strange fascination by Rex Hudler by our home town crew? How could any human being find his broadcasting style tolerable?

  196. Typical Idiot Fan on August 29th, 2006 8:36 pm

    Okay, catching up:

    *ahem*

    ICHIRO!
    DOYLE! SQUARED!
    I spell RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL with 26 “U’s”!
    I love Good Beltre.
    Weaver owned by the law of averages.

    Carry on.

  197. argh on August 29th, 2006 8:36 pm

    195: They get a discount on the Hudler feeds. Funny thing.

  198. apunetid on August 29th, 2006 8:36 pm

    Did we see that play before?

  199. Mat on August 29th, 2006 8:37 pm

    Does refreshing less frequently make a big difference?

    I think refreshing less makes a big difference. As I recall from Derek’s technical description, WordPress has to basically reassemble the page every time someone requests it, so refreshes take a lot of CPU time. I’m no expert, though.

  200. dw on August 29th, 2006 8:37 pm

    Why doesn’t Broussard just charge the catcher? I mean, honestly.

  201. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on August 29th, 2006 8:38 pm

    What is more dangerous, driving without a seatbelt or driving with a bunch of idiots preaching about seatbelts?

  202. matthew on August 29th, 2006 8:40 pm

    sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

  203. JI on August 29th, 2006 8:40 pm

    Romero, you are entering a world of pain…

  204. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on August 29th, 2006 8:40 pm

    Walking to get to Snelling… *chuckle*

  205. peteq1421 on August 29th, 2006 8:40 pm

    Dave – I put Snellings odds of being healthy enough to break camp with the 07 team at 25 % thoughts?

  206. G-Man on August 29th, 2006 8:40 pm

    Don’t PH for him!

    Good. I saw him walking to the dugout, so I was concerened.

  207. dw on August 29th, 2006 8:40 pm

    As I recall from Derek’s technical description, WordPress has to basically reassemble the page every time someone requests it, so refreshes take a lot of CPU time. I’m no expert, though.

    Yep. That’s the problem. And it has to rebuild all 200 comments.

    Usually, PHP is fast enough for a blog like this, but it can’t take 50 people whacking F5 at once.

  208. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 8:41 pm

    Come on Doyle.

  209. Mat on August 29th, 2006 8:41 pm

    Oh, Doyle vs. Romero really favors Doyle. Romero has terrible control issues most of the time.

  210. Emerald on August 29th, 2006 8:41 pm

    BWAHAHAHA DOYLE OWNZ U

    Let’s go Mariners! Woooh!

  211. JI on August 29th, 2006 8:41 pm

    OMFG!!!

    HARGROVE ISN’T GOING TO PINCH HIT FOR SNELLING WITH A SHITTY RIGHT HANDED HITTER!!! GIVE HIM A GOLD STAR AND A COOKIE!!!!!!

  212. Coach on August 29th, 2006 8:41 pm

    Hargrove, feeling left out I guess, gives away an out in the 5th to remind us of his presence/ineptitude.

  213. matthew on August 29th, 2006 8:41 pm

    192. If he hits one here, I’ll order one tomorrow.

  214. Emerald on August 29th, 2006 8:43 pm

    If Doyle hits a slam I’m positive you’ll need a new server in the morning.

  215. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 8:43 pm

    I’m a liking this AB

  216. apunetid on August 29th, 2006 8:43 pm

    Too bad, but nice hustle by Doyle.

  217. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 8:43 pm

    Send Doyle back to Tacoma. He’s clearly over matched.

  218. peteq1421 on August 29th, 2006 8:43 pm

    How to zone one up there….nice hustle though.

  219. JI on August 29th, 2006 8:43 pm

    but it can’t take 50 people whacking F5 at once

    F5 refreshes the screen?

    If you live long enough you learn something new everyday.

    *Oops, that’s it, Doyle will never be allowed to see a left handed pitcher again.

  220. darrylzero on August 29th, 2006 8:43 pm

    Too bad, walking anybody, even Ichiro, to get to a guy with 2 HRs already should be punished.

  221. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on August 29th, 2006 8:44 pm

    Oh well.

    In other news, the draft pick change is freaky. I’m shocked it’s going through (if the story is accurate.)

  222. pdb on August 29th, 2006 8:45 pm

    I put Snellings odds of being healthy enough to break camp with the 07 team at 25 % thoughts?

    Thoughts? I think if you’re just here to be a contrarian jerk, that you should go away. Bring something interesting to the table or go hang out on the PI blog.

    I promise I will no longer feed the troll, just had to get that off my chest.

  223. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 8:45 pm

    That’s why my F5 key is faded to the point that it appears to not have anything printed on it.

  224. Doylein2008 on August 29th, 2006 8:45 pm

    184: I love Doyle as much as the next guy, but 25? He hit 10 as a 17 year old, and that was his career high. I realize he hasn’t had a 500AB season since…well…since…never. But 25 sounds like pie in the sky thinking to me. Doyle looks like a 310/380/480 type guy in his prime, with great K:BB ratios and 15-18HR pop. Nothing to dislike about that line.

  225. Jar on August 29th, 2006 8:46 pm

    appleR > F5

  226. Tap House Dan on August 29th, 2006 8:47 pm

    huh? draft pick change?

  227. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on August 29th, 2006 8:47 pm

    Strikeouts being 25% more than league average is not “a little” better.

  228. JI on August 29th, 2006 8:48 pm

    Well, if I remember correctly, Bagwell, Giambi, Edgar, and Jim Edmonds didn’t hit for much power in the minors either.

  229. Josh on August 29th, 2006 8:48 pm

    Someone from the Mariners’ team on FSN reads here, or is that just coincidental?

    They just popped up a series of numbers regarding Felix’s BB%, K% and GB% – and league (or maybe MLB, was too giddy to notice) averages were shown too.

  230. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on August 29th, 2006 8:48 pm

    226, see this:

    Ken Davidoff of Newsday reported just over a week ago that teams may no longer receive draft picks as compensation for free agents who leave as part of the upcoming CBA.

    Now comes word through sources that all the clubs have been notified that this indeed will be the case as both the Players Association and MLB have come to terms on the matter.

    This would explain, in part, why Alfonso Soriano and Carlos Lee have been on the trading block. Both the Nationals and Rangers have been hot to try and get something for these two players before free agency forces both clubs to possibly walk away without anything for these two top players that were not dealt at the trading deadline.
    Stay tuned.

  231. Mat on August 29th, 2006 8:49 pm

    Rizzs is talking about Felix inducing lots of groundballs and how that’s a huge part of his value. Tomorrow, I’m putting all of my stock into livestock aviation technology, because I’m quite sure that pigs will soon fly.

  232. argh on August 29th, 2006 8:49 pm

    222: No, no. Let’s spend oodles of time on psychic readings about future injuries for all manner of players in the game.

    Or, we could just go to medical school and skip the Vegas aspect of it entirely.

  233. apunetid on August 29th, 2006 8:49 pm

    228: Neither did Babe Ruth!

  234. argh on August 29th, 2006 8:51 pm

    Nice, Adrian. How many times this year have I seen that same ball hit into a glove instead of off the webbing? About time…

  235. peteq1421 on August 29th, 2006 8:51 pm

    222- I guess i should type “DOYLE” to fit in? Will I then be posting something “interesting”?

    The guy gets injured…often. I guess that cant be discussed PDB?

    Also, as soon as I figure out what the ” PI” sight is then I’ll be all over it…in fact it will be a Snelling love affair.

  236. Josh on August 29th, 2006 8:51 pm

    By the way, what I meant was “reads here, and at least ostensibly listens.”

  237. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on August 29th, 2006 8:51 pm

    A very special friend…

  238. Mat on August 29th, 2006 8:52 pm

    appleR > F5

    Seriously? You’d rather press two keys simultaneously than one? ctrl-R is always there if you insist on working harder than necessary, I guess.

  239. peteq1421 on August 29th, 2006 8:52 pm

    228 – Hey, you got any other HOF’ers you want to compare him with? unreal…

  240. JI on August 29th, 2006 8:54 pm

    231

    Wow, that made me laugh quite loudly…

  241. pdb on August 29th, 2006 8:59 pm

    Holy Jebus, the Angels are bad at defense.

  242. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 9:00 pm

    I love you Johjima.

  243. apunetid on August 29th, 2006 9:00 pm

    Johjima’s an error-hitting-into machine.

  244. JI on August 29th, 2006 9:02 pm

    Well Giambi and Edgar ain’t going’ to the Hall. Edmonds and Bags should be locks EASILY, but they are quite underrated, so you never know.

    All I’m saying is that good hitters develop power, power hitters don’t develop into good hitters easily. It took Jim Thome over 1400 minor league at bats to hit 50 Hrs.

    Hell, it took Beltran 4 minor league season to hit 42 homeruns, and he’s gonna slug .600 this year.

  245. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 9:05 pm

    You think Edmonds is more likely to go to HOF than Edgar? I guess when you put defense into the equation, you’re right. But I don’t see Edmonds ans HOF Lock material.

  246. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 9:05 pm

    and speaking of Edmonds…how about the Cards defensive alignment in the OF today…

    LF Spiezio
    CF Encarnacion
    RF Wilson

    That’s pretty ugly.

  247. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 9:06 pm

    fuck you washburn.

  248. Mr. Egaas on August 29th, 2006 9:06 pm

    Get that 38 million dollar asshole off the mound.

    He’s not ruining a Double Dinger Doyle night.

  249. JI on August 29th, 2006 9:08 pm

    Edmonds’ peak was as good as Ken Griffey Jr.’s. His non-peak seasons are nothing to scoff at either. Did anyone notice that last season was the FIRST season that Albert Pujols was the best player on his own team? Edmonds is one of the best 20 or so centerfielders ever.

  250. Mere Tantalisers on August 29th, 2006 9:10 pm

    Oh man. This is where Mateo’s injury yesterday really becomes clutch. This is typically where he gets brought in to induce ground balls and perhaps scavenge a lead.

  251. Mere Tantalisers on August 29th, 2006 9:10 pm

    I mean scavenge a win. its late here in NYC.

  252. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on August 29th, 2006 9:11 pm

    Hey, the game is still on at 9. Unlike yesterday.

  253. pablothegreat on August 29th, 2006 9:12 pm

    Somebody please shoot Little Richard.

  254. metz123 on August 29th, 2006 9:12 pm

    I was the guy that said Doyle generates all his bat speed with his upper body and I don’t see him having gap power in the big leagues. As mentioned by someone else a single 2 HR night doesn’t change that. I also mentioned that he’ll be a valuable player due to his good eye and ability to lash balls down the lines. I just don’t see his swing generating consistent gap power and I don’t see his leg holding up unless he gets 50% of his time at DH.

    I’d love to see him hitting 2nd in the lineup. He’s a much better fit there than Lopez and Lopez career .325 OBP and I’d love to see the M’s continue giving him a chance. I just don’t see him as the 2nd coming of Edgar or the franchise savior.

  255. eponymous coward on August 29th, 2006 9:14 pm

    248-

    Sheesh, what would you be calling him if we were losing 6-3 in the 6th?

    As for the troll:

    Player A’s minor league statistics: .327/.398/.496
    Player B’s minor league statistics: .300/.416/.439

    Player A is known around these parts as Doyle. Player B is known as Edgar.

    Oh yeah, Doyle didn’t play in Foothills Stadium in Calgary (a notorious AAA hitter’s park), either.

  256. JI on August 29th, 2006 9:15 pm

    Actually re: 249

    In 2003 Pujols has an edge.

  257. eponymous coward on August 29th, 2006 9:16 pm

    Oh, and to be clear, I don’t see Doyle as Edgar, either (Edgar is what I’d call an outlier in a number of respects). But the kid can hit, and if he stays healthy, he’ll post some nice years.

  258. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on August 29th, 2006 9:16 pm

    Lockhaven.

  259. eponymous coward on August 29th, 2006 9:20 pm

    I’m on vacation, by the way (in SF, and apparently, my vacations correlate with Mariner winning streaks). Please tell me Hargrove has someone up and throwing in the pen, since it looks lik eWashburn’s getting gassed, or I may be throwing up here…

  260. peteq1421 on August 29th, 2006 9:22 pm

    255-

    Bucky Jacobson 900 career minor league OPS…sometimes it works in the other direction

  261. metz123 on August 29th, 2006 9:22 pm

    gamecast shows soriano pitching now.

  262. apunetid on August 29th, 2006 9:22 pm

    Yikes!

  263. JI on August 29th, 2006 9:22 pm

    Oh no!

  264. argh on August 29th, 2006 9:22 pm

    Oh fucking god.

  265. Mr. Egaas on August 29th, 2006 9:22 pm

    Ohhasldfjalsdfjasdf asd fuck

  266. Mock on August 29th, 2006 9:23 pm

    Whuh-oh!

  267. Bender on August 29th, 2006 9:23 pm

    Oh shit!

  268. Ike Aramba on August 29th, 2006 9:23 pm

    fawk!

  269. Doylein2008 on August 29th, 2006 9:23 pm

    255: Don’t forget about the 240 AB’s and .657 OPS from this season. It’s okay to be objective sometimes, I swear.

    No one here is calling Doyle a stiff, we’re just suggesting that he’s going to be a very good hitter, but not necessarily HOF material. Based on minor league statistics, which is all we have to go on here (unless you’re a scout?), he still lacks power, which may prevent him from being an All-Star caliber player.

  270. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on August 29th, 2006 9:24 pm

    Back, and to the left.

  271. Hooligan on August 29th, 2006 9:24 pm

    Shit.

  272. pablothegreat on August 29th, 2006 9:24 pm

    That’s terrible. That’s the type of thing, even if Soriano is OK (and I hope he is), he might never be the same pitcher.

  273. JI on August 29th, 2006 9:24 pm

    I was going to ask Dave about Soriano’s velocity being at 95 MPH last time out, and it being 91 MPH now, but he has much bigger problems. He’s a big part of the team, I hope he’s going to be okay.

  274. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 9:25 pm

    my day is bad.

  275. Tap House Dan on August 29th, 2006 9:25 pm

    It’s sad how many people are willing to give up on Doyle as ever being able to stay healthy. Did you see Willis McGahee’s injury? It was gruesome, some “experts” thought he’d never come back… look how fast Culpepper and Palmer have come back and how good they look. It CAN happen. If he stays injury-free in the offseason there’s no reason the leg can’t be 100% by spring.

  276. Mock on August 29th, 2006 9:25 pm

    Gotta get him to the hospital…look out for cranial bleeding. And look how distraught Vlad looks…

  277. Mock on August 29th, 2006 9:26 pm

    Gotta get him to the hospital…look out for cranial bleeding. And look how distraught Vlad looks…

  278. Hooligan on August 29th, 2006 9:27 pm

    Praying for the best, Raf.

  279. argh on August 29th, 2006 9:28 pm

    This is kind of like watching Joe Theismann’s broken leg over and over. I hate this shit.

  280. Tap House Dan on August 29th, 2006 9:28 pm

    Holy Shit.

  281. Choska on August 29th, 2006 9:31 pm

    Jeez, he isn’t even moving.

  282. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 9:32 pm

    do you know what’s wrong with Soriano? Gameday isn’t helping me.

  283. peteq1421 on August 29th, 2006 9:32 pm

    Sad? I’m just going by the facts…you should try it sometime.

  284. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on August 29th, 2006 9:33 pm

    That’s one of the scariest things I’ve seen since Theisman.

    I hope he will be OK.

  285. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 9:35 pm

    God Bless You Soriano.

  286. JI on August 29th, 2006 9:37 pm

    I wish they’d stop showing it over and over again.

  287. msb on August 29th, 2006 9:38 pm

    well, damn, that wasn’t anything I expected when I turned back to FSN.

  288. matthew on August 29th, 2006 9:38 pm

    Scariest thing I’ve seen since when Paul Abbott got nailed by the bat :(

  289. argh on August 29th, 2006 9:40 pm

    282: He was hit in the right side of his head by a screaming line drive off Vald Guererro. He went down but folded up, didn’t just drop like he’d been shot. They gathered around him, and eventually put him on a stretcher and evacuated to a hospital. He was moving his legs in what appeared to be purposeful motion. They’re pinch-running for Vlad and the crowd been deathly silent. Sean Green’s pitching now.

  290. Bender on August 29th, 2006 9:42 pm

    Oh man, this is terrible, but Bobby made me laugh.

    At least he’s moving, that’s the kind of thing that can kill a man.

    ooops, we nearly lost USSM there.

  291. KR on August 29th, 2006 9:42 pm

    Corco, are you up to speed? In case you’re not, Soriano took a vicious Guerrero line drive to the side of the head. They strapped him into a stretcher and took him to the hospital, and that’s about all we know.

  292. robbbbbb on August 29th, 2006 9:44 pm

    They’re reporting now that he got hit on the ear, and never lost consciousness.

    Not losing consciousness is a big deal. That’s a very good sign.

  293. argh on August 29th, 2006 9:45 pm

    I think I’m wrong about a pinch runner for Vlad. Whoever it is just scored, though.

  294. HappyMarinerFan on August 29th, 2006 9:46 pm

    The early word is that he was hit behind the right ear, never lost consciousness, and is being taken to Harborview for further examination.

  295. apunetid on August 29th, 2006 9:47 pm

    Oh boy, we better not let Weaver get off the hook here.

  296. joser on August 29th, 2006 9:48 pm

    On the radio they just relayed from the team doc “Soriano was hit behind the ear and he never lost conciousness.” There’s no good place to get hit in the head, but behind the ear is better than ahead of it (and much better than getting hit in the eye socket, which could pretty much be an automatic career-ender).

    Well, we were talking about shutting Soriano down for the rest of the year; his arm should get some rest now.

  297. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 9:49 pm

    yeah, I found a radio and turned it on and got the update, but thanks.

  298. G-Man on August 29th, 2006 9:50 pm

    I was in the garage and missed the whole thing, but my wife filled me in. I was most distressed to hear that the ball wnet into the 3B dugout rather than staying in fai rterritory, as I figured a fair ball would have meant a more glancing blow.

    She said they showed it several times, but maybe they thought they’d gone too far, because I walked in when he was just getting driven off the field, and they haven’t shown it again.

    I wonder if their heads are in the game, especially JJ’s.

  299. KR on August 29th, 2006 9:51 pm

    293: I’m pretty sure they kept Vlad in. Both the announcers and Gameday kept referring to the player in question as Vlad.

  300. argh on August 29th, 2006 9:53 pm

    JJ’s head’s okay…oh, yeah. Very okay.

  301. HappyMarinerFan on August 29th, 2006 9:54 pm

    There was no pinch runner for Guerrero — fyi…he’s back in the field.

  302. joser on August 29th, 2006 9:58 pm

    It’s Raul’s misfortune they’re not making many western movies these days. He could do the Yul Brynner role in a re-make of ‘The Magnificent Seven’ in his sleep.

    Or how about “The King and I” — starring Raul and Felix. “Shall we dance, shall we dance, shall we dance?”

  303. argh on August 29th, 2006 10:07 pm

    I know I’ve previously revealed myself as possessed of an Angie Mentink fetish, but dang, tonight’s cleavage on FSN is just *ridiculous*. It must be her husband’s birthday or something.

  304. apunetid on August 29th, 2006 10:08 pm

    It seems to me that Putz is throwing less splitters. Anybody know anything about this?

  305. Rain Delay on August 29th, 2006 10:11 pm

    303 – Good to see I’m not the only one.

  306. David J. Corcoran I on August 29th, 2006 10:11 pm

    I love JJ.

  307. Phoenician Todd on August 29th, 2006 10:12 pm

    Just to give my $.02. I saw both of Doyle’s HRs on ESPN highlights, and man do they look sweet. First time I’ve been able to catch any Ms highlights in a long time. I hope Raf is doing okay, etc, JJ rocks!

  308. PositivePaul on August 29th, 2006 10:17 pm

    As announced on KONG TV: Soriano has a depressed skull fracture.

  309. JI on August 29th, 2006 10:18 pm

    303

    She looks much older in person, still a fan though.

  310. JI on August 29th, 2006 10:19 pm

    As announced on KONG TV: Soriano has a depressed skull fracture.

    Good grief, Soriano’s been though enough tonight already, he doesn’t need *Matt Morrison* following him to the hospital. Show the man some respect.

  311. Steve T on August 29th, 2006 10:20 pm

    Oh, that’s bad. Will he ever pitch again? I just hope he recovers full functionality.

  312. Rain Delay on August 29th, 2006 10:20 pm

    PP- That doesn’t sound good at all..

  313. msb on August 29th, 2006 10:21 pm

    #303– hey, you spend that much time in the outfield, it shows in your skin…

  314. dw on August 29th, 2006 10:21 pm

    Depressed skull fracture means surgery. So, he’s done for 2006. Hopefully not forever.

    Pray there’s no hematoma.

  315. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on August 29th, 2006 10:23 pm

    From Medline:
    “A depressed skull fracture is a break in a cranial bone (or “crushed” portion of skull) with depression of the bone in toward the brain.”

    That sounds pretty damn bad. He could have brain swelling from this.

  316. Rain Delay on August 29th, 2006 10:25 pm

    Then this doc thier interviewing, must be on tape delay of some sort. Because he’s candy coating it that’s for sure.

    And he just said no fracture….

  317. msb on August 29th, 2006 10:25 pm

    Dr Khalafian just said no indication of a fracture; ‘closed head injury’, concussion, observation overnight, more tests to be run bu the neurosurgeons. “Initial information is reassuring”

  318. Mere Tantalisers on August 29th, 2006 10:26 pm

    OK, probably everyone heard this, but no skull fracture. Swelling, yes; concussion, yes; headache, um, yes; but they say no fracture.

  319. PositivePaul on August 29th, 2006 10:26 pm

    FSN Live — M’s doctor is on. Doesn’t appear to be a fracture, according to him. Not sure where KONG got their info…

  320. JI on August 29th, 2006 10:26 pm

    Let’s just hope he’ll okay, and that he is able to pitch again.

  321. HappyMarinerFan on August 29th, 2006 10:28 pm

    And let’s just appreciate the fragility that is life –

  322. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on August 29th, 2006 10:28 pm

    Good… glad to hear no fracture.

    Dear Lord Almighty, what a rack.

  323. msb on August 29th, 2006 10:33 pm

    hmm. can’t say I spend a lot of time monitoring Angie’s frontage … maybe she’s pregnant again?

  324. Otto on August 29th, 2006 10:36 pm

    watching that line drive was very disturbing

  325. msb on August 29th, 2006 10:40 pm

    Silvi keeps giving the ‘depressed skull fracture’ line, and FSN has the concussion no fracture story.

  326. Rain Delay on August 29th, 2006 10:44 pm

    325 – I like how there’s no communication, in the communication biz. I witness that stuff way to much.

  327. JMB on August 29th, 2006 10:44 pm

    When was the last time this happened to an M’s pitcher… Brad Holman?

  328. Rain Delay on August 29th, 2006 10:45 pm

    Billy Swift I think..or maybe it was Brad. I know they mentioned Billy on the Post Game.

  329. greymstreet on August 29th, 2006 10:55 pm

    From Halos Heaven:

    “Seattle’s Safeco Field is a great place to see a game and has better food than Angel Stadium. The fans are equally uninformed/distracted about true baseball. Other than Red and Blue the only distinct difference is 7 flags flying in the Anaheim outfield (five division titles, 1 A.L. pennant, 1 World Championship flag).”

    Take that as an affront.

    On a different note, I was sitting in the game, talking to the person next to me and in the middle of the sentence, ‘I wish they’d take Soriano out for the rest of the season’… damn. I didn’t mean it like that

  330. Go Manures! on August 29th, 2006 10:56 pm

    Manzanillo-In the sack, no cup, 1997ish?

  331. G-Man on August 29th, 2006 10:58 pm

    Another M’s hurler who got nailed was Steve Shields in 1987. I reemeber seeing that one. I believe he had frctured facial bones. I had to look him up to find out that he did return to MLB the next year with the Yankees.

  332. JMB on August 29th, 2006 10:58 pm

    Bill Swift was hit in the head? I don’t remember that. I do remember Brad getting hit in the face… he had sinus complications. Brad was only with the M’s for one year, 1993, and Swift was traded after the 1991 season (though he was back for one last go-round in 1998). I dunno.

  333. JMB on August 29th, 2006 11:00 pm

    Manzanillo, sure, but I was talking about getting hit in the head with a batted ball.

  334. skankin pickle on August 29th, 2006 11:03 pm

    ESPN now says no fracture, FWIW.

  335. BelaXadux on August 29th, 2006 11:05 pm

    So I see the first inning heroics, plus two Doyle ABs, take a peek at another TV lat with the Ms eroding Weaver the Lesser’s ass, then tune in the radio later still and find out Rafey Soriano’s been half killed in the service of another Mariners win. Sheesh, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

    If Soriano had a skull fracture, that’s bad, bad, bad. Even if he had a hematoma, though, he’s five minutes away from a hospital, and fifteen minutes away from a surgical theater. Still, the word that: a) there’s no fracture, thank God, and b) he didn’t black out, amounts to the best one could possibly hope for. Sounds like a glancing blow, to a degree, on the back of the skull, which is the best one could pray for in the circumstances. I hope he’s done for the year, though, unless he gets a few inning in late September just to ‘get back on the horse.’

    It can get much worse than this, but there is life and game after many times, so bear that in mind, folks. The worst hit-by-batted-ball I’ve ever seen I saw in person. I was at the park in Oakland with my Dad, who’s a doctor BTW, with Dave Heaverlo pitching, the father of the Ms former minor leaguer. Hal Baines got a hanging breaking pitch up and hit a screaming liner that flush nailed Heaverlo in the left cheek bone just under the eye at aobut 115 mph I would guess. Heaverlo dropped like he’d been shot through the heart, both trainers sprinted to the mound, and much later the hauled him away bleeding in a gurney, still unconscious. Baines was totally disraught and almost ran to the mound himself rather than to first: it was a carom hit like this one, in fact and so to speak. It shattered Heaverlo’s left orbital socket, and ended his year. He recovered, though; his vision was good enough to pitch, and he had several more years in the Big Leagues with other teams, with results about as good as before. So while you sure don’t want it to happen, it doesn’t mean that your career is over. I’m hoping for the best for Soriano.

  336. BelaXadux on August 29th, 2006 11:09 pm

    IIRC Joel Pineiro was hit in the head a few years ago, glancing blow, with no blackout. I haven’t looked it up, but it sticks in my mind.

  337. msb on August 29th, 2006 11:10 pm

    from the SI updated story:

    Soriano was struck behind his right ear, team physician Dr. Edward Khalfayan said. Soriano was carted off the field and taken to Harborview Medical Center. Khalfayan said initial reports were reassuring that the injury was not serious and Soriano would be held overnight for additional tests and observation. Soriano underwent an X-ray and CAT scan when he arrived at the hospital. “He did not have anything that indicated he had a fracture,” Khalfayan said. Neurosurgeons were monitoring Soriano at the hospital.

    Dr. Khalfayan said Soriano never lost consciousness, and had full sensation in all of his extremities. Soriano had swelling at the back of his head and complained of a severe headache but knew where he was and what had happened.

  338. Mere Tantalisers on August 29th, 2006 11:24 pm

    So, after the earlier comments concerning big D’s power potential not being so great because he does not use his legs enough, I went and looked at the highlights on MLB.com of his and Ibanez’ homers, which include the behind-the-batter-slomo-thing at the end. Their swings look pretty much identical to my eye, ignorant as it is. At least, they look identical in terms of what the two of them do with their legs and at which point in the swing they do it. Is Ibanez also guilty of not using his legs in his drive (in which case, it does not seem to be that much of a problem)? Am I missing something crucial?

  339. BelaXadux on August 29th, 2006 11:29 pm

    And Metz123 re: Doyle’s batting mechanics, I have to agree with most of what you say, actually, if I’m not necessarily sold on the prognosis. I got to see his first two ABs on TV today, the first time I’ve ’seen’ him hit all year. His hand speed and swing plane are all one could ask for, and we know his strikezone judgment is good (even though he had to reach for a 3-2 pitch up and away and Ked the second time). However, his lower body really isn’t involved much in his swing at the moment; there’s very little weight shift, as you say. He can brutalize mistake pitches with that approach like he did in the 1st inning HR, but it’s hard to see him hitting the 40 2B a year he looked set to generate before. He was and is a line drive hitter, who figured to top out at maybe 20 HR in a good year max, but now who knows.

    However. Remember that a year ago at this time, Doyle didn’t have an ACL in his left knee. He’s still functionally rehabbing, has doubtless been told (and for the first time maybe believes) that he’s not to do ANYTHING to torque his knees PERIOD, and may not have 100% confidence in his leg understandably. 95% confidence isn’t 100%, and certainly we see a bit of difference in his stance. By next Spring, however, his ligament is going to be as firmly attached as it is ever going to be, he’ll have as much or as little stability in his knee as he ever will, and he may try returning to a little more movement in his swing mechanics at the plate. I say may; I have no way to know. But I wouldn’t care to predict where Doyle will be one year from now, or two years from now based on what we see _right now_, ’cause he’s still, really, rehabilitating his knee. 90% back isn’t 100% back, and I don’t think he’s 100% recovered at eleven months out from major ligament replacement surgery. His leg muscles alone may not be fully conditioned to the new and slightly different stress and tension patterns in his knee; remember he wasn’t allowed to go full speed even as recently as last March.

    If, late next year, Our Man Doyle has exactly the same swing we see now, then he remains a quick, smart LF bat who projects to get on base at a .380+ clip, and that’s damn valuable. His slugging won’t be the same, but he’ll be a good player even so. Doyle may be thinking this way and heading this way because he sure seems more focused on avoiding borderline pitches and taking the walk than I’ve seen in the past. Yet again, though, it may be that he explicitly doesn’t want to _lunge_ at the ball at this time, doesn’t want to bet over-extended awkwardly in any way at the plate, which makes absolutely perfect sense. But he sure seems to be avoiding any leg drive or extended postures in his ABs, yeah, with results that perhaps follow. I’ve never seen Doyle as ‘the savior of the franchise’ simply because he was so very young when he came up, and has been so battered by physical misfortune that it’s almost irrational to try to project him. Give us a full, healthy season to work with, then we can say, but now we just look for tea leaves, bat speed, and line drives headed for the seats off the bat.

    . . . I still totally love the guy as a player, though, no matter what. He’s an easy one to root for every single plate appearance and chance in the field. Stud dude has already dived twice for batted balls. Who could speak against him?

  340. msb on August 29th, 2006 11:30 pm

    Drayer said that when the press got into the clubhouse Hargrove had already left for the hospital, Chaves was in street clothes and on the way, and unofficial word was Vlad (a friend from the Dominican) planned to go up as well. Washburn & Putz took it on themselves to be the pointmen for the press, which was appreciated by the press corps.

    wonder if Silvi will check the wire & update his sports report any time soon…

  341. David* on August 29th, 2006 11:34 pm

    Sad news. Hope Raffy is ok both short and long term.

  342. BelaXadux on August 29th, 2006 11:38 pm

    #338, Ibanez doesn’t have a big stride, But you’ll see him shift his hips forward, and really bear down in the back let to push off from beneath the ball. Despite my interest in this, I’m no expert, but the HR by Doyle in the 1st inning he explicitly did _not_ use any significant drive off his back (rehabilitating left) leg. If he’s not pushing off with it, he can’t shift his weight forward or else he’ll simply flop forward over the pitch and end up hitting GBs. I think. So I see Doyle as having adapted to the fact that, at present anyways, he won’t push off his left leg so he’s just staying centered and using his quick hands, pretty much like metz123 said. His 1st inning HR was all hand speed off a mistake pitch fat over the plate. It’s hard to see Doyle turning on the pitch down and in with the same mechanics though, except to make contact for singles, but not to drive the ball. If somebody else got a better view of this, I’m interested to hear it.

  343. Dave in Palo Alto on August 30th, 2006 12:11 am

    # 335 — Bela — I was actually at that 1981 game in Oakland too, but it wasn’t Dave Heaverlo on the mound. It was Bo McLaughlin. Baines’ drive hit him flush in the face, fracturing his cheekbone, and still landed well past first base. I was sitting right behind first base. I’ll never forget it.

    They drove an ambulance right up to the mound. News reports said that McLaughlin was mumbling a request to stay in the game.

  344. PositivePaul on August 30th, 2006 12:21 am

    wonder if Silvi will check the wire & update his sports report any time soon…

    FWIW — on the 11:00 news, he did echo the statement from the M’s doctor, that it did not appear to be a fracture. He didn’t say anything about the “depressed fracture” that he reported at the top of the 10:00 news.

  345. joser on August 30th, 2006 1:26 am

    About Doyle, the one thing that really impresses me (aside from his quick hands, and has anybody noticed how big is forearms are?) is how good his eye is, particularly on inside pitches. A lot of batters will dance out of the way if a pitch comes inside, even though it’s obvious (at least in retrospect) it wasn’t going to hit them. I’ve never seen Doyle do that. A couple of times he’s almost casually lifted his arms to let the ball go underneath, sometimes closer than his elbows. But he knows those balls aren’t going to hit him. He either has incredible faith in his eyeballs, or the biggest balls on the field during his at bats aren’t the ones getting tossed at the catcher. You would kind of expect a guy with his injury history to be at least a little gunshy, but he’s absolutely unfazed by those close pitches (and he’s never tempted to swing at them either). Of course we have yet to see someone throw him a pitch that would actually HBP him, so maybe he’s just a tough aussie mofo who is willing to get on base by any means necessary, but to me it really looks like he knows exactly where those pitches are going and is completely unintimidatable.

    Oh, and get well soon Raffie (but not soon enough for Hargrove to further abuse you).

  346. joser on August 30th, 2006 1:52 am

    BTW for all you Doylephiles out there, his Yahoo Gallery is growing (pretty soon all the pictures will actually be of him). So yeah, he doesn’t use his back leg — at least not yet — but that’s not always necessary to defeat an opposing pitcher.

  347. JAS on August 30th, 2006 2:48 am

    Weight shift in hitting is done only at the beginning of the swing, and only by some players. Weight shift has no bearing on bat speed other than initial acceleration of the hands. Weight shift, as universally used in MLB, is strictly a timing mechanism.

    What Bela thinks Raul is doing is actually defined as “sitting” on the back leg. The axis of rotation goes straight down from the head through the back upper leg which is pointed straight at the ground. The Ted Williams school of hitting says that the axis should actually lean back a little bit for more power, but biomechanical experiments have demonstrated this to be misleading. Leaning back does not generate more power, but may help some players “clear the hips” so that rotational forces can apply torque to the bat.

    Doyle is a rotational hitter; he just stays more balanced during the swing. NO hitter uses legs to generate bat speed. Bat speed is SOLELY a function of torso rotation accelerating the bat simultaneously with the arms and hands.

    If you really watch Doyle swing – he slots his back elbow and keeps his hands “inside” the ball. At the point of impact, you would be amazed at how similar most good hitters are.

    Some camps, notably Peavy’s, teach top hand release. Others, such as Mankin and Epstein, teach the “sit on back leg” and swing “up”. They ALL teach rotational mechanics. Doyle is a rotational hitter. His uppercut is actually a good thing, allowing the bat to stay in the plane of the pitch longer than those with a level swing.

  348. Ed on August 30th, 2006 3:02 am

    I know Bagwell, at least, would even step backwards during his swing, again as a timing thing. If most of a pitcher’s velocity and a boxer’s force comes from hip rotation, it makes sense a hitter’s power would stem from the same source.

  349. msb on August 30th, 2006 7:15 am

    ok, someone needs to send Hickey the catcher ERA discussion, as today he brings the subject up again…

  350. msb on August 30th, 2006 8:54 am

    Kirby Arnold mentions Swift:

    “The scene reminded longtime Mariners fans of a similar scare 16 seasons ago when pitcher Bill Swift was struck on the forehead by a line drive by the Minnesota Twins’ Gary Gaetti in the Kingdome. Swift spent a night in the hospital for tests and was released, then pitched six days later.”

  351. Mere Tantalisers on August 30th, 2006 9:36 am

    Thanks for the clarifications fellas. I never played ball in any formal capacity and am completely mystified by most of the commentary on players’ techniques, mostly because every ‘event’ (ie swing) is so fast that unless one knows exactly what to look at, they look more or less the same. So yeah, thanks again.

  352. joser on August 30th, 2006 9:36 am

    At the point of impact, you would be amazed at how similar most good hitters are.

    In that respect, compare the picture of Doyle’s swing (linked above) with this one of Ibanez hitting his grand slam The Ibanez one is obviously taken slightly earlier in the swing (can’t see the ball) but in terms of stance they look pretty darn similar to me. Hip rotation makes sense; and if Doyle’s leg can take running in the outfield I would think it’s up to whatever’s necessary to swing the bat with power. Edgar could barely walk when he tore that ACL or whatever it was and he was still hitting with authority (I remember thinking he was clearly planing to hit HRs so that he didn’t have to worry about running on the basepaths).

  353. BelaXadux on August 30th, 2006 7:30 pm

    Dave in Stanford-ville, if you say so. I’m pretty sure it was Heaverlo, but if we both saw a young Hal Baines for the White Sox hit it we must be talking about the same game. The ball did go down the first base line. I was on that side for once because my Dad likes to sit there. Ugly incident, though.

  354. BelaXadux on August 30th, 2006 7:54 pm

    JAS, I’m not implying that Doyle’s batspeed is or will suffer from what he’s doing if he’s not putting weight down into the back leg. I think that if he is keeping the weight off the back, left leg, it will be hard for him to _fully torque_ his hips, although I didn’t say it that way in the earlier post. Doyle does have good rotation, but he’s generating a lot of that with his arms, rather like metz123 said. Yes, Doyle’s stance is very centered and focused on rotation. Watch some of those other hitters when they really torque down and under that ball to pull it; see how much stress they put on the back leg, and how they have to rotate the knee on the back leg to do it: this is what Doyle _isn’t_ doing, as I see it, and probably a good thing that he’s not. But it’s also why I wonder if he’s going to be able to get under low pitches, especially inside, and drive them with authority. Pitches up, yes; pitches down or away, I’m not so sure.

    All that said though, it’s clear that Doyle is a very advanced hitter, with highly consistent mechanics at the plate, who know exactly what he wants to do, and how. He exudes confidence, and whether it’s an Oz attitude or more him he clearly thinks it’s the pitcher who’s in trouble when Doyle has a bat in his hands—and he’s right.

    Your description of Raul seem dead on. He definitely ’sits on the back leg and swings up,’ really a very different approach than Doyle, or more accurately a more extreme version of hip rotation. The interesting thing about Ibanez with that swing is how much contact he makes with that swing. He seldom swings through a pitch, especially on the inside of the plate; he’s very disciplined with it. Doyle making good contact doesn’t surprise me, but Raul making such good contact with a more extreme rotation is just hard work and talent coming together.

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