Game 141, Rangers at Mariners

Dave · September 9, 2006 at 5:45 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

Tejeda vs Washburn, 6:05 pm.

King Felix has had his start pushed back to tomorrow so that the M’s can split up their no-stuff lefties. No-stuff lefty number one goes tonight instead. The King pitches tomorrow.

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260 Responses to “Game 141, Rangers at Mariners”

  1. Hooligan on September 9th, 2006 5:52 pm

    Felix isn’t a very good pitcher anyway! Baek gets results that Felix can only dream about! Baek should be signed to a long term deal while there’s time!

    I’m currently removing this game from my DVR schedule. And now I’ll have nothing to watch while I pretend to study tonight. Dramatic sigh.

  2. Rizzs? ugh.. on September 9th, 2006 5:59 pm

    Well, Ohio St is playing Texas right now

  3. David J. Corcoran I on September 9th, 2006 5:59 pm

    I hope the Buckeyes kick some Texas ass. Then I hope the Mariners kick some Texas ass. But I’d rather the Buckeyes kick some Texas ass.

  4. David J. Corcoran I on September 9th, 2006 6:00 pm

    It’s a great day to be a rabid Ohio State fan. Screw the Mariners.

  5. David J. Corcoran I on September 9th, 2006 6:00 pm

    Not even sex could pull me away from the OSU game.

  6. Corey on September 9th, 2006 6:06 pm

    lol

  7. Corey on September 9th, 2006 6:06 pm

    Man, the Safe looks damned empty on a Saturday night…

  8. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 6:07 pm

    Not even sex could pull me away from making three posts in a row!

    Fixed it for you.

  9. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 6:09 pm

    Now that the Hardball Times has updated their stats, something interesting pops out:

    - Cha Seung Baek –
    xFIP – 4.65

    That’s… not horrible. Yeah, he’s stranding baserunners to the tune of 92% and his BABIP is ungodly low at the moment, but there’s at least one stat that says he doesn’t suck too horribly bad.

  10. David J. Corcoran I on September 9th, 2006 6:10 pm

    It was a oommercial break.

  11. David J. Corcoran I on September 9th, 2006 6:10 pm

    And I even had free tickets to tonight’s Mariners game that I turned down.

  12. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 6:16 pm

    Commercial breaks are the perfect time to make up that sex that couldn’t pull you away from the OSU game.

  13. Eleven11 on September 9th, 2006 6:20 pm

    12-Have you seen the girls in that part of Idaho on a Saturday night? They all come storming in from Fruitland. Even OSU looks good.

  14. dw on September 9th, 2006 6:20 pm

    Well, Ohio St is playing Texas right now

    No, THE Ohio State University is playing Texas. Get it right. It’s the only university that starts with “The.”

  15. Hooligan on September 9th, 2006 6:21 pm

    Sex with two women, Corco? Of course that’s what we all expect from someone of your legendary status…

  16. Rizzs? ugh.. on September 9th, 2006 6:22 pm

    Its slightly less annoying when NFL players say THE Ohio State University than when Miami players say “Da U”. Actually, its much less annoying.

  17. vb1138 on September 9th, 2006 6:30 pm

    14: No, actually, Evergreen officially start with “The”, the abreviation is TESC, The Evergreen State College. (which kinda goes a bit to explain…no, sorry there’s no explaining Greeners…

  18. JI on September 9th, 2006 6:31 pm

    [i]Not even sex could pull me away from the OSU game. [/i]

    Let’s not say things we won’t be able to take back later. That’s just crazy-talk. I think sex would be offended.

  19. David J. Corcoran I on September 9th, 2006 6:33 pm

    I’m not in the middle of Idaho, eleven11, I’m a Tacoman now.

    And Sex couldn’t pull me away from the OSU game.

    Except when they go and give up the damn lead. Fuck the Buckeyes. They CANNOT go into the 2nd half tied. That would suck.

  20. JI on September 9th, 2006 6:33 pm

    Aw, darn. I screwed up the tags again.

    So, if you adjust for Safeco Canyon, is Sexson even remotely worth holding on to next year? Luckily his hot 2nd half makes him tradable.

  21. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 6:33 pm

    Not even sex could pull Richie Sexson away from striking out.

  22. David J. Corcoran I on September 9th, 2006 6:34 pm

    That said, if anybody in the Tacoma area would like to purchase a case of Bud Light for me, I’ll give a US$20 buyers fee.

  23. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 6:35 pm

    Up yours. Pay for my gas too!

  24. hcoguy on September 9th, 2006 6:36 pm

    That’s a bit of an overpay, are you sure you’re not in the Mariners front office?

  25. Corey on September 9th, 2006 6:37 pm

    Bud Light?

    Gasp.

  26. David J. Corcoran I on September 9th, 2006 6:38 pm

    No, just desparate. Email davidjcorcoran@gmail.com if interested.

  27. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 6:38 pm

    - Robinson Tejeda -
    FIP – 6.07
    xFIP – 6.36

    Gonna be a long day.

  28. Eleven11 on September 9th, 2006 6:40 pm

    Oh, ok Tacoma. Much better.

  29. Jeff Sullivan on September 9th, 2006 6:45 pm

    What kind of college freshman doesn’t know where to find himself crappy beer for free?

  30. vaughn leland on September 9th, 2006 6:45 pm

    informal poll for viewing pleasure on a saturday night

    a. mariners
    b. longhorns vs buckeyes
    c. sharapova going for title
    d. kasey kahne’s chase
    e. oregon ducks at 7:00pm
    f. reading sex chat from that corco guy

  31. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 6:46 pm

    If I choose f, am I gay?

  32. hcoguy on September 9th, 2006 6:49 pm

    Tejeda is perfect through 3…

    I am the biggest jinx I know. This should work.

  33. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 6:50 pm

    Is it my imagination, or are we the worst fastball hitting team on the planet?

  34. JI on September 9th, 2006 6:50 pm

    I personally hope that Willie plays every day down the stretch so he can dig himself so big of a hole that he will never be offered anything more than the Charles Gipson Treatment.

    Right now: .244/.315/.300 and falling.

  35. Coach Owens on September 9th, 2006 6:51 pm

    33. Besides Johjima, yes the rest of the team sucks.

  36. JI on September 9th, 2006 6:51 pm

    31

    Depends on who/what he is having… aw screw it, yes you are. If it makes you feel any better I was leaning towards “f” too.

  37. David J. Corcoran I on September 9th, 2006 6:54 pm

    29: I could if I wanted to, but I’m lazy.

  38. Corey on September 9th, 2006 6:55 pm

    Potentially a little o/t with this…

    But can anyone explain to me what the “CW” in CW11 is for? And why the name change?

  39. David J. Corcoran I on September 9th, 2006 6:56 pm

    CBS-Warner Brothers, CBS being the owner of UPN, and Warner Brothers and UPN merging to become one TV station

  40. matthew on September 9th, 2006 6:57 pm

    The best fans in baseball? Does anyone in Seattle really believe that?

  41. Corey on September 9th, 2006 6:57 pm

    Muhaha, nice breakup of the perfect game Ichiro.

  42. David J. Corcoran I on September 9th, 2006 6:57 pm

    We are though. Only Seattle could love Willie Bloomquist.

  43. AK4Sea on September 9th, 2006 6:59 pm

    I don’t want to be Debbie Downer, but after his 2-4 night in TB on the 3rd, Snelling has gone 0-11 with 8 Ks (including tonight’s first at-bat).

    Small sample size and all, but still. His approach at the plate is a little screwed up right now.

  44. matthew on September 9th, 2006 6:59 pm

    Those people aren’t from Seattle. It’s several buses from Port Orchard.

  45. Coach Owens on September 9th, 2006 7:02 pm

    32. Nice job jinxing Tejada. Really, thanks.

  46. matthew on September 9th, 2006 7:04 pm

    Bennetcourt? Who is that?

  47. hcoguy on September 9th, 2006 7:05 pm

    No thanks necessary. Just be glad I use my powers for good and not evil.

  48. Bender on September 9th, 2006 7:06 pm

    Thank god we’ve got that potenet #3 hitter to drive in runs.

  49. Elendarulianreo on September 9th, 2006 7:06 pm

    I like how Sexson takes the flat first pitch slider, then swings at two pitches out of the zone.

  50. CSG on September 9th, 2006 7:07 pm

    Corco, are you at UPS?

  51. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 7:08 pm

    Not even sex could pull Richie Sexson away from striking out.

    Oh, wait. I used that one already.

  52. matthew on September 9th, 2006 7:11 pm

    #30. “The Wedding Singer” is on VH1.

  53. David J. Corcoran I on September 9th, 2006 7:13 pm

    50: Yes.

  54. matthew on September 9th, 2006 7:13 pm

    #30. “Scarface” is on AMC. (Nothing more funny than the words they used to substitute…)

  55. vaughn leland on September 9th, 2006 7:13 pm

    52. my apologies, my cable universe is somewhat limited tonight, but that should have made the list

  56. CSG on September 9th, 2006 7:14 pm

    #30

    Why is “D” even an option?

  57. vaughn leland on September 9th, 2006 7:18 pm

    56. “d” is an option for those port orchard folks, so they have entertainment between bloomquist strikeouts

  58. AK4Sea on September 9th, 2006 7:18 pm

    Gary Matthews Jr. after the all-star break:

    .265/.348/.395

    His kept his decent discipline, but it looks like whither goes the average, thither goes the slugging percentage.

  59. matthew on September 9th, 2006 7:20 pm

    “Caddyshack” is on Comedy Central. I guess now we know why there’s nothing on TV some nights.

  60. msb on September 9th, 2006 7:20 pm

    huh. game started at 6. did I miss anything? Aside from Corco, of course …. speaking of crap beer, the Wall Street Journal had a travel article about Seattle a week or so back where they claimed that Seattle’s “tech whizes” drink Washington State cabernet while its “hipsters/indie rockers” drink Oly.

  61. matthew on September 9th, 2006 7:21 pm

    “Magnolia” just ended on the IFC. What a great effin movie.

  62. JI on September 9th, 2006 7:23 pm

    I can’t believe we can’t work a gosh-darn fucking walk against Tejeda. Not one. I never thought I’d say this, but the M’s are making a out of conference college footbal game look appealing. Management needs to fire who ever needs to be fired so the M’s stop taking this hack-tastic approach.

  63. CSG on September 9th, 2006 7:24 pm

    57, good point, i tend to forget about the humble denizens of Port Orchard.

  64. Bender on September 9th, 2006 7:26 pm

    Beltre makes that play.

  65. Coach Owens on September 9th, 2006 7:26 pm

    62. That would be Jeff Pentland.

  66. CSG on September 9th, 2006 7:27 pm

    Does anyone drink Oly? That’s equivalent to self-flagellation. If you’re going cheap you might as well go PBR or malt liquor.

  67. msb on September 9th, 2006 7:27 pm

    think Pentland can change 15-20 years of deeply ingrained hacking in 6 months?

  68. JI on September 9th, 2006 7:29 pm

    Doyle is a freaking stud.

  69. Bender on September 9th, 2006 7:29 pm

    The person to blame about our team being a bunch of hackers is the guy who constructed the roster.

    NICE FUCKING PLAY! Diving at a line drive right at you is damned difficult.

  70. David J. Corcoran I on September 9th, 2006 7:29 pm

    Oly is the most freaking gross beer I’ve ever had. I drank 6 cans of that out of desparation once and wished I had just stayed sober.

  71. msb on September 9th, 2006 7:30 pm

    I love Doyle.

    #66- heck, I don’t know anyone who does– doesn’t Pabst own it now?

  72. David J. Corcoran I on September 9th, 2006 7:32 pm

    Yes, Papst does own Oly

    I’m drinking Guinness out of a Nalgene bottle at the moment, and that’s some nasty shit. Dark brews are not my thing.

  73. pablothegreat on September 9th, 2006 7:34 pm

    From one underaged drinker to another:

    How in the hell can you not like Guinness?

  74. Bender on September 9th, 2006 7:34 pm

    Good to know you’re so desperate to get drunk you’ll drink things you find revolting.

  75. bigred on September 9th, 2006 7:36 pm

    here comes the Big Inning

  76. hcoguy on September 9th, 2006 7:36 pm

    Houston we have Ignition!

  77. David J. Corcoran I on September 9th, 2006 7:37 pm

    73: It’s got wayyy too much substance. The barley is too obvious.

  78. David J. Corcoran I on September 9th, 2006 7:37 pm

    74: I don’t even have enough beer to get drunk. I’ve got like 30 ounces/

  79. argh on September 9th, 2006 7:38 pm

    you’ll drink things you find revolting

    Keep that concept in mind when choosing a wife.

  80. Bender on September 9th, 2006 7:38 pm

    Ichiro is a beautiful man. That was awesome!

  81. Bender on September 9th, 2006 7:39 pm

    Why are we bunting here? This makes no sense.

  82. Bender on September 9th, 2006 7:39 pm

    Buuuut, then again, that works!

  83. CSG on September 9th, 2006 7:40 pm

    The more beer you drink, the more you’ll come to like dark beer.

  84. argh on September 9th, 2006 7:40 pm

    We’re bunting because the Baseball Brain That Is Hargrove could see deeply into the field situation and knew a rushed throw would score a run.

  85. sodomojojojo on September 9th, 2006 7:41 pm

    Doyle is a golden god.

  86. David J. Corcoran I on September 9th, 2006 7:41 pm

    I’m not sure if it’s the beer so much as it is that the beer is warm and flat and in a Nalgene bottle.

  87. Bender on September 9th, 2006 7:42 pm

    I can’t believe I posted three times in a row. I feel dirty now.

  88. CSG on September 9th, 2006 7:45 pm

    I would kill for a beer right now, even a warm, flat one in a Nalgene bottle. God I hate working.

  89. vaughn leland on September 9th, 2006 7:45 pm

    good thing beer is on many minds; o’flaherty is up, let the games begin

  90. argh on September 9th, 2006 7:47 pm

    I would kill for a beer right now….God I hate working.

    Dude. Become an air traffic controller, emergency room doctor or some other profession where you can drink on the job. You’ll live longer, even if we don’t.

  91. Coach Owens on September 9th, 2006 7:49 pm

    Huber may give Lowe’s shutout pitching a run for his money.

  92. pablothegreat on September 9th, 2006 7:49 pm

    I used to work in an office building where a few of the suites were defense attorneys. Those guys would hang out in each other’s offices and constantly get hammered on the job.

  93. CSG on September 9th, 2006 7:52 pm

    90, I like the way you think. Do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?

  94. Bender on September 9th, 2006 7:52 pm

    Or just get any job in the software industry, since drinking on the job is so accepted as to be nearly required.

  95. Bender on September 9th, 2006 8:00 pm

    Kenj Johjima ladies and gentlemen. Base-stealing threat!

  96. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 8:00 pm

    I always know when something weird happens. Gameday stops reporting ahead of the internet radio broadcast and I hear it before I see the results.

  97. vaughn leland on September 9th, 2006 8:00 pm

    put a fork in the longhorns

  98. apunetid on September 9th, 2006 8:02 pm

    96: Is this magical internet radio broadcast of which you speak found on a website other than mlb.com?

  99. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 8:03 pm

    WFB better not fucking bat here…

  100. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 8:03 pm

    96: Is this magical internet radio broadcast of which you speak found on a website other than mlb.com?

    Hai.

  101. CSG on September 9th, 2006 8:04 pm

    The fact that I’ve had to work all day is slightly redeemed by the fact that my Guest Guesser picks are perfect thus far. I am winning those Super Bowl tickets, dammit.

  102. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 8:04 pm

    I hate you, Hargrove.

  103. apunetid on September 9th, 2006 8:05 pm

    100: Sorry, but I don’t know what “hai” is. All I could find was “Helicopter Association International”.

  104. Josh on September 9th, 2006 8:07 pm

    Defensive Substitution: T.J. Bohn replaces right fielder Chris Snelling, batting 2nd, playing right field.

    Meh.

  105. JI on September 9th, 2006 8:08 pm

    Wow– Dave Hansen– even if Huber never pitches again, the M’s have gotten their money’s worth from that trade.

  106. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 8:08 pm

    Defensive Substitution: T.J. Bohn replaces right fielder Chris Snelling, batting 2nd, playing right field.

    I. Hate. You. Hargrove.

  107. vaughn leland on September 9th, 2006 8:11 pm

    huber could even be considered an extended gift from jeff cirillo

  108. Josh on September 9th, 2006 8:11 pm

    100: Sorry, but I don’t know what “hai” is. All I could find was “Helicopter Association International”.

    It’s a way of saying ‘yes’ in Japanese, though I think it’s used in more of a ‘repeating the question’ sort of yes, if that makes sense. Not an expert though, that’s all I could say.

  109. apunetid on September 9th, 2006 8:14 pm

    108: Thanks for clearing that up. Might you point me in the direction of this website, so I too can listen in on the current Mariner goodness?

  110. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 8:15 pm

    This has been bugging me for a while… but how does Gameday assume so quickly whether something is a swing and a miss or a foul tip? If Gameday is accurate, then there’s a lot of foul tipping going on.

  111. Josh on September 9th, 2006 8:17 pm

    108: Thanks for clearing that up. Might you point me in the direction of this website, so I too can listen in on the current Mariner goodness?

    Oh, I just knew the answer to your last question about hai. As far as the website, I’m in the same boat as you are. :)

  112. apunetid on September 9th, 2006 8:19 pm

    Wow, mighty confusion! All right, let me backtrack here; Mr. Typical Idiot Fan (#100), might you provide Josh and myself with a link?

  113. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 8:19 pm

    108: Thanks for clearing that up. Might you point me in the direction of this website, so I too can listen in on the current Mariner goodness?

    Right on the seattlemariners.com website. Should be a link there for audio. You have to pay, but it’s $7.95 for a whole season, for all games played and all audio broadcasts. It’s kinda cool.

  114. apunetid on September 9th, 2006 8:23 pm

    113: Thanks, I’ll be sure to look into that.

  115. Bender on September 9th, 2006 8:26 pm

    Nothing inspires confidence like T.J. Bohn.

  116. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 8:27 pm

    Hey Hargrove!

    Remember that little defensive substitution you did when you removed Snelling from the game for Bohn? The left handed hitting Snelling? When The Rangers called in a righty sidearmer? And now you have a righty batting in Snelling’s, a left handed hitter, place? Remember that?

    Yeah, I loled.

  117. Bender on September 9th, 2006 8:30 pm

    Does anyone else here want to see Grover fall into a chipper-shredder?

  118. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 8:30 pm

    Oh, Betancourt, you smarmy little commie you!

  119. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 8:33 pm

    Putz in. Game over.

  120. CSG on September 9th, 2006 8:35 pm

    118, commies aren’t allowed to be smarmy. Smarminess distracts one from appropriating the bourgeoisie.

  121. bigred on September 9th, 2006 8:37 pm

    shit

  122. JI on September 9th, 2006 8:37 pm

    Poop.

  123. Bender on September 9th, 2006 8:38 pm

    fuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK!

  124. Brian Thornton on September 9th, 2006 8:38 pm

    Wow, I so didn’t see that Matthews HR coming.

  125. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on September 9th, 2006 8:38 pm

    Rizzs making it sound like the game was over, and then the home run… oh, I was laughing my ass off.

  126. apunetid on September 9th, 2006 8:38 pm

    What!!! I thought Guardado’s season was over!

  127. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 8:39 pm

    Damn Goddit. JJ seems to be scared of throwing his splitter for his out pitch. So he throws that damn fastball and some left handed yahoo nails it.

  128. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on September 9th, 2006 8:41 pm

    127… but he has to establish the fastball!

  129. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 8:42 pm

    Typical Washburn game. Something always seems to get him when he allows two earnies or less. The Putz brain cramp was obviously unexpected, but the offense blowing multiple chances against a relative young nobody sure wasn’t.

  130. Coach Owens on September 9th, 2006 8:42 pm

    127. Well you’re the one who jinxed him so it’s your fault too.

  131. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 8:46 pm

    JJ jinx0r’d himself. 96 mph fastballs over the plate are homeruns as long as you put wood on them.

  132. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 8:48 pm

    Ichiro Suzuki 3-4
    Rest of team: 2-24

    Gah…

  133. matthew on September 9th, 2006 8:51 pm

    Sexson to himself: “Any other (#&%()#*%& ballpark…!!!!”

  134. true_slicky on September 9th, 2006 8:51 pm

    Sexson… almost finishe this game.

    Damn you Dave and your near-blindednes. Let’s get Niehaus in the HOF and get him out of the broadcast booth all ready!

  135. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 8:51 pm

    Game of inches.

    Ibanez double turned foul by inches.
    Sexson homerun turned double by inches.

  136. Josh on September 9th, 2006 8:53 pm

    Ichiro Suzuki 3-4

    At least that’s a welcome site. :)

    The rest could have nearly been predicted anyway.

  137. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 8:54 pm

    C’mon Jose… do something.

  138. matthew on September 9th, 2006 8:54 pm

    135. That’s what she said.

  139. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 8:55 pm

    137

    Has he since the all star break?

  140. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 8:58 pm

    Has he since the all star break?

    No. That’s why I’m dying for something here.

  141. sodomojojojo on September 9th, 2006 8:59 pm

    good night gracie.

  142. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 9:00 pm

    Now watch… this is one of those times when Pineiro decides he can pitch and does so for a gawd awful number of innings so that everybody starts whispering about Joel starting again.

  143. true_slicky on September 9th, 2006 9:02 pm

    All right… so let me get this straight, as I’ve been drinking Alaska Amber in a North Portland park (oh, and PBR, but that’s the official beer of Portland, right Pablo?)….

    but it’s a 2-2 game in the tenth against the freaking Rangers? and they strated Tejeda? shouldn’t at least one team have six runs by now? what gives, besies the fact that no Mariner not named Ichrio can hit the freaking ball?

    and I hope Pineiro gets his second save…..

  144. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 9:03 pm

    and I hope Pineiro gets his second save…..

    Look at the inning and I’ll let the beer tell me why that’s impossible.

  145. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 9:03 pm

    143

    If Piniero can still get a save, then I must have started drinking, lol

  146. Ike Aramba on September 9th, 2006 9:04 pm

    If WFB actually leads off this inning, I give up – for approximately the 1,345th time this season.

  147. JI on September 9th, 2006 9:04 pm

    Holy shnikies! Pineiro survived an inning!

  148. Ike Aramba on September 9th, 2006 9:04 pm

    Arrrgggh, intercourse Mike Hargrove.

  149. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 9:05 pm

    Why is Willie still batting….

    (Rhetorical question.)

  150. bigred on September 9th, 2006 9:05 pm

    Ignition!

  151. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 9:06 pm

    Will we actually be smart enough to let him steal? Probably not with Grover…sigh

  152. Brian Thornton on September 9th, 2006 9:06 pm

    Way to fucking go, Willie Fucking Bloomquist!

    (there, I made a positive comment about the Pride of Port Orchard.tm)

  153. apunetid on September 9th, 2006 9:06 pm

    That ninth felt just like the game against Chicago on April 24th, where Guardado got the first two outs in the ninth and then gave up a game-tying home run. Hopefully this game can continue to follow in that game’s footsteps, and we’ll have Betancourt knocking in Bloomquist for the walk-off win.

  154. Ike Aramba on September 9th, 2006 9:06 pm

    Well that was unexpected. C’mon, Willie, grit out a run here.

  155. true_slicky on September 9th, 2006 9:07 pm

    Oh yeah, game’s tied. Whoops. iguess Pineiro will get his second save if the baseball rules’ universe stretches and then snaps…

  156. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 9:07 pm

    Why would we effin’ bunt with our only hot hitter today and a guy on 1st who’s ONLY good offensive quality if RUNNING?!

  157. Brian Thornton on September 9th, 2006 9:07 pm

    ….aaaaaand the sure-thing bat of the Dobber pinch-hitting for Bohn.

    So who plays right in the top of the 11th?

    Dobbs?

  158. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 9:07 pm

    …IS running

  159. bigred on September 9th, 2006 9:09 pm

    Willie is running now. Fo shizzle

  160. matthew on September 9th, 2006 9:09 pm

    Dobbs walk-off.

  161. Coach Owens on September 9th, 2006 9:10 pm

    157. Morse probably.

  162. Brian Thornton on September 9th, 2006 9:10 pm

    Crap.

    One out, Dobbs at the plate, and Bettancourt on deck?

    This is what happens you never use your bench. When you actually NEED it, you can’t use it effectively.

    Sort of like your brain.

    Thanks, Hargrove.

  163. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 9:11 pm

    Whatever the case, between our inept offense and Grover’s brain dead condition, WFB will likely STILL be on first when we end yet another unproductive inning.

  164. matthew on September 9th, 2006 9:11 pm

    Morse K.

  165. sodomojojojo on September 9th, 2006 9:12 pm

    ODG WTF, hey is demetrius still in the dugout? maybe he can get an at bat as well?

  166. Brian Thornton on September 9th, 2006 9:12 pm

    So now Morse is up, and there is no position player left on the bench, right?

    I can just see a pitcher pinch-running in the bottom of the 12th.

  167. true_slicky on September 9th, 2006 9:13 pm

    153: That was the first M’s game I watched this season, in a sports bar down the road.

    If I remember correctly, that was Pablo Ozuna’s first career home run. Such a timely situation to hit it. Dave Niehaus sounded so sad in that game.

  168. matthew on September 9th, 2006 9:14 pm

    YUNI TRIPLE.

  169. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 9:15 pm

    Willie still on first…sigh

  170. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 9:16 pm

    169

    Uh…I mean second

    :-)

  171. Ike Aramba on September 9th, 2006 9:16 pm

    Scraptastic!

  172. bigred on September 9th, 2006 9:16 pm

    shit that was close

  173. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 9:16 pm

    Oh… NOW Bloomquist steals the base.

  174. true_slicky on September 9th, 2006 9:16 pm

    Still.. is there an explanation for Washburn’s success vs. the Rangers this year? He stymied them on Memorail Day- but lost to Rheinecker. And, again, he kept the Rangers to one run in six innings- and still won’t get the win?

  175. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 9:17 pm

    Thanks Yuni. You belong in the 3 -hole.

  176. matthew on September 9th, 2006 9:17 pm

    Geico, white courtesy phone please…

  177. true_slicky on September 9th, 2006 9:17 pm

    I mean- isn’t Washburn a fly-ball pitcher, the type that the Rangers should just murder?

  178. davepaisley on September 9th, 2006 9:18 pm

    Memorail? Is that like the monorail?

    (monorail, monorail, monorail…)

  179. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 9:20 pm

    Another change eh?

    Is Dennis Powell the only one left in the pen or was that Jerry Reed (not the singer)?

  180. tarheels on September 9th, 2006 9:21 pm

    ugh..fruto…

  181. Coach Owens on September 9th, 2006 9:22 pm

    166. No, we still have Beltre.

  182. sodomojojojo on September 9th, 2006 9:23 pm

    isn’t beltre still in la? supposed to be back after tomorrow afternoon’s game

  183. tarheels on September 9th, 2006 9:25 pm

    Why does Fruto seemingly get a free pass for suckitude when everyone is all over Piniero, Mateo and even guys that are acutally doing their jobs (Baek) nuts?

  184. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 9:25 pm

    Watch Grover to the first manager in history with expanded rosters to have two pitchers playing out in the field

  185. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 9:27 pm

    183

    Has Fruto had a “job” with the club long enough to really establish himself one way or the other? I wasn’t aware everyone was all over Baek. Mateo’s criticism may have to do with his Ted Williams like average vs lefties and the numerous games he’s blown. I think you know why Piniero is treated like, well…Piniero.

  186. apunetid on September 9th, 2006 9:27 pm

    All these pinch-hittings and pitching changes are making it look like we’re playing in a National League game. well, after what we saw in June, that could be a good thing.

  187. Coach Owens on September 9th, 2006 9:28 pm

    183. Whoops didn’t know. But we still do have Rivera and Navarro so yes we do have position players.

  188. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 9:29 pm

    Twenty-One Mariners have appeared in this ballgame.

  189. Coach Owens on September 9th, 2006 9:33 pm

    188. Yeah well Boston had 24 players appear in theirs.

  190. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 9:34 pm

    Maybe if Texas runs out of hitters they can keep Mahay in the game, lol.

    Mahay came up to the majors as a hitter in 1995 (even hitting a dinger) and then as a pitcher just two years later…both with the BoSox

    Can anyone think of anyone else that had a transformation at the major league level in just TWO YEARS? Seems like that would be sort of rare.

  191. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 9:35 pm

    188. Yeah well Boston had 24 players appear in theirs.

    IT’S NOT OVER YET…

  192. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 9:35 pm

    Maybe if Texas runs out of hitters they can keep Mahay in the game, lol.

    Considering Texas hasn’t pinch hit for anybody yet…

  193. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 9:36 pm

    Hopefully my fellow Treasure Valley CC Chukar alum, Ricky Bauer, can end this quickly!

  194. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 9:37 pm

    192

    Yeah, sort of a lame way to fit that little question in, I’ll admit. But I still think its amazing he made it to the majors as both a hitter and a pitcher, let alone just two years apart.

  195. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 9:37 pm

    Ouch.

  196. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 9:38 pm

    Good to see Lopez is still sticking to his one to two pitch limit per at bat, or so it seems

  197. tarheels on September 9th, 2006 9:39 pm

    185. You do have a point, but his limited showing has been pretty dismal – 0-1, 19.0 IP 22 H 12 ER 15 BB. He’s got half-decent stuff, but his control is way too spotty. He’s no Mateo, but he’s certainly done his share of damage (one L, put some games out of reach). As for lefties, they also jump all over Fruto’s pitches to a tune of .429 BAA. With some more minor league seasoning, I see him as a Mateo++..

  198. hcoguy on September 9th, 2006 9:40 pm

    Felix better put up a Brandon Webb like performance tomorrow night cause he probably won’t get much help from the pen.

  199. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 9:41 pm

    197

    You’re probably right on that one. But like I said, since he hasn’t been up that much, most, like me, haven’t had a chance to get sick of him…yet. I agree he doesn’t look like a future stopper or anything, that’s for dang sure.

  200. bigred on September 9th, 2006 9:47 pm

    This is it boys

  201. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on September 9th, 2006 9:49 pm

    Oh great, Bloomquist.

  202. bigred on September 9th, 2006 9:50 pm

    Home run #2 on the year coming up here.

  203. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 9:50 pm

    Home run #2 on the year coming up here.

    I’ll have what he’s having.

  204. Allen Jacobs on September 9th, 2006 9:51 pm

    Fruto has enough stuff to be a stopper. Question is does he have enough character to progress to that level? He really looks like he needs to start a conditioning program and work on his command. He’s young but it is gut check time for Emiliano.

  205. JI on September 9th, 2006 9:52 pm

    Willie Bloomquist: On Base Machine

  206. apunetid on September 9th, 2006 9:52 pm

    Ignition once again. Hopefully orbit is reached this time.

  207. sodomojojojo on September 9th, 2006 9:53 pm

    perhaps no one is as happy to have extra at-bats as our one-and-only WFB.

  208. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 9:56 pm

    Rizzs should be brutally punished when he uses the term “moneybag” more than once during a game

  209. Josh on September 9th, 2006 9:57 pm

    Commence. Verbal. Fellating.

  210. Brian Thornton on September 9th, 2006 9:57 pm

    Crap.

  211. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 9:59 pm

    Geez, other than Sexson’s almost hr, there’s just been NO power shown at all today by the M’s. Other than that, I don’t think we’ve even had an extra base hit…ugh

  212. apunetid on September 9th, 2006 9:59 pm

    Four innings in a row with the winning run in scoring position, and on we go.

  213. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 10:02 pm

    Raul & Sexson gets another shot next inning with Broussard.

    Broussard fwiw is a cool 10-58 (.172) at Safeco with NO hr’s and a big 2 rbi’s. And lets not forget those 2 walks to go with the 20 k’s.

  214. bigred on September 9th, 2006 10:04 pm

    That means Broussard is due. Game over this inning.

  215. sodomojojojo on September 9th, 2006 10:05 pm

    213 i think you mean raul & perez

  216. bigred on September 9th, 2006 10:05 pm

    Man I would hate getting attacked by a brain.

  217. bigred on September 9th, 2006 10:08 pm

    I wish this game would end so I could watch Star Trek Enterprise.

  218. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 10:08 pm

    Yeah, I couldn’t help my mistake, I mean Perez and Broussard look so much alike…dang it

  219. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on September 9th, 2006 10:09 pm

    (singing) “It’s been a long road…”

  220. sodomojojojo on September 9th, 2006 10:10 pm

    true, double true

  221. JI on September 9th, 2006 10:11 pm

    Platoon advantage regins surpreme…

  222. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 10:11 pm

    Any quick scouting reports about this Navarro guy? Is he another guy who walks about once a week?

  223. true_slicky on September 9th, 2006 10:12 pm

    Why does hargrove insist on having kids making their major-league debut with runenrs on in a tie game.

    For chrissakes can we have a brain-dead zombie goat be the mananger? It would do a better job…..

  224. Allen Jacobs on September 9th, 2006 10:12 pm

    Interesting time to let Navarro get his first MLB at bat.

  225. hcoguy on September 9th, 2006 10:12 pm

    He will probably just end up being a pinch-bunter.

  226. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on September 9th, 2006 10:13 pm

    Lee Harvey Oswaldo!

  227. sodomojojojo on September 9th, 2006 10:13 pm

    this is starting to remind me of a little league game where everyone plays. of course in little league you usually get about a week between games–f’ing hargrove–way to look ahead

  228. Allen Jacobs on September 9th, 2006 10:13 pm

    …which of course is easily countered by the Rangers. Hargrove just doesn’t think.

  229. bigred on September 9th, 2006 10:13 pm

    Not only that, Hargrove subs for everybody on the fuckin team so no one has confidence in their own ability.

  230. apunetid on September 9th, 2006 10:14 pm

    Hargrove can see the headlines now: “Brilliant manager of M’s makes unlikely move, uses rookie to win ballgame, secures lifetime contract.”

  231. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 10:14 pm

    226

    vs. Ryan Jack Rupy (ok, that was lame, but it was the best I could do. Maybe if the A’s Joe Kennedy was facing him…)

  232. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 10:14 pm

    Oswaldo Navarro

    Decent eye, solid plate discipline, great defense, contact hitter, not much in the power department.

    A-typical pre-90s shortstop.

  233. msb on September 9th, 2006 10:14 pm

    for petes sake, first I miss the entire 1st hour, thinking it was a 7:00 game, and now I find there was a whole other hour tacked onto the end of the game? And is Hargrove trying to use every pitcher in the bullpen tonight? Did he forget there is a game tomorrow afternoon?

  234. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 10:16 pm

    232

    Wow! Did I actually read “solid plate discipline?” You mean someone besides Snelling who won’t swing at 90% of the pitches regardless of location?

  235. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 10:18 pm

    If I’m not mistaken, Waldo is on the Future 40. Yep, 6 reward 6 risk.

  236. msb on September 9th, 2006 10:20 pm

    I do believe Joh is making the pitcher work.

  237. sodomojojojo on September 9th, 2006 10:21 pm

    work it kenji

  238. hcoguy on September 9th, 2006 10:21 pm

    They should have IBB’ed him to begin with, we’ll take it.

  239. tarheels on September 9th, 2006 10:22 pm

    Nice AB Kenji

    Pllleeeeease no double play

  240. IdahoInvader on September 9th, 2006 10:23 pm

    Geez if Kenji AND Lopez walk consecutively either the planets have realigned or well…that this pitcher probably just sucks.

  241. sodomojojojo on September 9th, 2006 10:23 pm

    let’s give lopez the bunt sign, that seemed to always work early in the year for a base hit.

  242. Typical Idiot Fan on September 9th, 2006 10:23 pm

    LOPEZ WINS IT!

  243. JI on September 9th, 2006 10:23 pm

    That oughta do it…

  244. sodomojojojo on September 9th, 2006 10:23 pm

    HUZZAH!

  245. true_slicky on September 9th, 2006 10:25 pm

    oh Jose Lopez…. way to make up for a night (month) of suckitude….!

    M’s win! they have ensured no worse than a .333 home-stand!

  246. apunetid on September 9th, 2006 10:25 pm

    Lopez finally does it!!!

  247. msb on September 9th, 2006 10:26 pm

    so was that snaggle-toothed curly-headed young pup young Mr. Navarro?

  248. Bender on September 9th, 2006 10:38 pm

    I swear that ball bounced over the wall, does that make it a walk off double?

  249. Tom on September 9th, 2006 10:39 pm

    Call me stupid, but for some reason I don’t really feel like celebrating this win too much.

    Not because it’s meaningless, but if the Mariners record keeps slowly improving over the last couple weeks of the season, the possibility of the Mariners keeping Hargrove and Bavasi could very well increase.

    Will someone please reassure me that they are toast?!?!

  250. bongo on September 9th, 2006 11:02 pm

    Not sure I understand what the point of pinch hitting Navarro was. Who would have been on the field next inning if the Ms hadn’t won it?

  251. colm on September 9th, 2006 11:28 pm

    Nobody with an ounce of baseball wit could justify keeping Hargove after this season. The team underachieved substantially in the early part of the year and has played better despite, rather than because of his decisions. His in-game management is not just predictably by-the-book, it’s openly inept. Remember leaveing in Mateo to get a ground ball?

    Further, Hargove was all over Jurassic Carl like a cheap suit – but that didn’t stop the FO from showing Everett the door. Hargrove will soon follow him into a quiet retirement.

  252. Red Apple on September 9th, 2006 11:29 pm

    248

    That is the correct ruling, even though it seems unfair. Per rule 4.11(c):

    4.11
    The score of a regulation game is the total number of runs scored by each team at the moment the game ends.
    (a) The game ends when the visiting team completes its half of the ninth inning if the home team is ahead.
    (b) The game ends when the ninth inning is completed, if the visiting team is ahead.
    (c) If the home team scores the winning run in its half of the ninth inning (or its half of an extra inning after a tie), the game ends immediately when the winning run is scored. EXCEPTION: If the last batter in a game hits a home run out of the playing field, the batter-runner and all runners on base are permitted to score, in accordance with the base-running rules, and the game ends when the batter-runner touches home plate.
    APPROVED RULING: The batter hits a home run out of the playing field to win the game in the last half of the ninth or an extra inning, but is called out for passing a preceding runner. The game ends immediately when the winning run is scored.

    MLB.com Official Rules: 4.00 Starting and Ending a Game

  253. G-Man on September 9th, 2006 11:45 pm

    250, didn’t he PH for Broussard? So he would have been the DH if his spot had come up again.

  254. Tom on September 10th, 2006 12:21 am

    #251-I won’t celebrate until it actually happens. Especially with Bavasi as the GM.

  255. Durpe on September 10th, 2006 12:21 am

    For you guys that were interested in listening to the game on the Internet I’m pretty sure it’s streamed through the komo radio website. Found here: http://www.komoradio.com/

    It’s free. Hope that was what you were looking for.

  256. David J. Corcoran I on September 10th, 2006 12:50 am

    It’s not. They play a generalized news reel over the stream. You have to get MLB Gameday Audio.

  257. mln on September 10th, 2006 12:57 am

    Yeah. Another win for the Mariners. Only 5 games below .500 now. If the Mariners finish strong against the AL West and end up above .500, that’s another feather in Mike Hargrove’s cap. And the Mariners will be sure to bring him back for 2007. (ducks)

  258. joser on September 10th, 2006 1:37 am

    Wow. I go off to the Devo concert and it’s zero-zero in the 3rd. I come out and wander into Vons to see if I can catch some highlights only to discover –WTF!?– the game is still on, it’s the 13th inning, and I’m just in time to catch the Navarro-Johjima-Lopez sequence. Now that’s a ballgame!

  259. joser on September 10th, 2006 10:36 am

    And, dare I point out: according to Fangraph’s WPA the most valuable position player on the M’s last night? Bloomquist. The most valuable pitcher (and player overall): Fruto. Clearly that was a game determined by pitching, and the M’s were fortunate to have a better bullpen (one they mostly shouldn’t have had to use if their bats had been even slightly more effective).

  260. John D. on September 10th, 2006 12:20 pm

    PINCH-HITTING NAVARRO (See # 250) – IIRC, Broussard is chopped liver in the hands of lefties–even when bunting. Even though pinch-hitting Navarro would probably bring in a right-handed pitcher, Navarro’s chances of laying down a bunt sucessfully would still probably be a lot better than Broussard’s. [Although some think that he simply went for the match-up, I'm sure that Grover considered all this before he made his move. Ahem.]

    BTW, # 253 answers the other concern.

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