Game 158, Athletics at Mariners

DMZ · September 26, 2006 at 6:11 pm · Filed Under Game Threads 

Rich Harden v Jake Woods.

Soooo wait, I thought the A’s were happy they’d be able to celebrate in front of their home fans. And then they dropped two to the Angels and one to the M’s. Two more and they’ll be forced to try and do it against the Angels again. Go team! Stick it to ‘em!

Hargrove puts out an astonishingly bad lineup.

CF-R Willie “The Ignitor” Bloomquist
2B-R Lopez
3B-R Beltre
LF-L Ibanez
1B-R Sexson
DH-L Broussard
SS-R Betancourt
RF-L Snelling
C-R Rivera

Anyone who bats Bloomquist leadoff, no matter what the circumstances, should immediately have their pulse checked, because there’s no blood getting to their brain.

Time to play “Would You Swap ‘em?”
C – No
1B – Yes, if only because Swisher is sooooo much cheaper for a long time yet
2B – No
SS – No
3B – Here’s an interesting question. I say yes.
LF – No
CF – No
RF – No
DH – Wellll…. no.

And yet the A’s are trying to win the division and the M’s are playing spoiler.

Comments

154 Responses to “Game 158, Athletics at Mariners”

  1. Jake on September 26th, 2006 6:29 pm

    But.. but… but… Willie won the game last night! He should always bat first!

  2. G-Man on September 26th, 2006 6:38 pm

    Wow, Jake Woods has 6 wins? Wait, Mateo has 9. Nevermind.

  3. PositivePaul on September 26th, 2006 6:46 pm

    I would definitely swap Beltre for Chavez. The contracts are similar; they’re also close in age (Beltre being younger by 16 months); they’re both awesome defensively. All other things being close, Chavez would hit better in Safeco than Beltre does, which is why I’d rather have him. Yeah, he’s having a down year, but he’s been playing hurt.

    I’d swap ‘em in a jiffy.

  4. crewm on September 26th, 2006 6:47 pm

    I’m not sure the Mariners are trying all that hard to play spoiler with that lineup… although I thought I read on here that Joh was having some back trouble, and Ichiro did get hit by that ball as well, so what else is there to do?

    In any case, go Seattle!

  5. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 6:48 pm

    Good thing I decided against going to this game, last night’s lineup was wonderful, I would have had to leave the ballpark if I saw this lineup posted on the big screen (Or escorted out kicking and yelling gibberish).

  6. DMZ on September 26th, 2006 6:49 pm

    Okay, let’s posit, for a second, that you want to rest both Ichiro and Johjima. There are better choices for those positions and better ways to arrange it.

  7. joser on September 26th, 2006 6:51 pm

    I’m not so sure about swapping 3B. Chavez seems to be hurt a lot, or underproducing because he’s recovering from being hurt, or getting ready for next year when he won’t be hurt.

    I sure as heck would’ve rather had Frank Thomas than Carl Everett, in retrospect, but how many people would’ve expected Thomas to regain his form as well as he has? Though I wouldn’t be on the hook with him for multiple years, either.

  8. DMZ on September 26th, 2006 6:52 pm

    For example, allow me to offer this off the top of my head

    RF-L Snelling
    2B-R Lopez
    LF-L Ibanez
    1B-R Sexson
    DH-L Broussard
    3B-R Beltre
    SS-R Betancourt
    CF-R Jones
    C-R Rivera

    And if you’re hell-bent on speed in the #1 slot, swap Snelling for Jones, then move Snelling up behind Beltre. Jones can run.

  9. crewm on September 26th, 2006 6:53 pm

    I do like that better.

  10. PositivePaul on September 26th, 2006 6:56 pm

    …I thought I read on here that Joh was having some back trouble…

    Tell me, again, please. Why o why do we not have a different backup catcher? Ugh.

  11. JI on September 26th, 2006 6:58 pm

    I still can’t believe that Rivera is a Major Leaguer. JTFC.

  12. DMZ on September 26th, 2006 6:59 pm

    I would put the chances that Ichiro gets into this game somehow at 100%

  13. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 7:02 pm

    My lineup would be:

    RF-L Snelling*
    3B-R Beltre
    LF-L Ibanez (This is just obvious)
    1B-R Sexson
    DH-L Broussard
    SS-R Betancourt
    2B-R Lopez
    C-R Quiroz#
    CF-R Jones

    *Looking past recent K’s, has OBP, pitch selection, contact ability in his favor above the rest of lineup

    # A guy can dream… I mean, why the hell is he still with this organization if he isn’t going to get a chance at the MLB level again? Why is Rivera still on this team? What does it hurt having three catchers on the 40 man roster?

  14. crewm on September 26th, 2006 7:04 pm

    You never know, maybe Bloomquist will have a good day!

  15. Typical Idiot Fan on September 26th, 2006 7:05 pm

    Jake Woods control + Oakland A’s plate discipline = This is gonna be a long game.

  16. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 7:07 pm

    Willie reminds me of Jar Jar Binks from the Star Wars episodes… He was clumsy, but somehow made a few things happen, and they gave him rank of General, Ambassador, representative. He still sucks.

  17. Typical Idiot Fan on September 26th, 2006 7:11 pm

    About a week ago I downplayed the quality of the A’s playoff starting rotation to a friend of mine, with one of the main points being that nobody knew how Rich Harden was going to do when he came off the DL. Then he struck out seven of the 12 Indians he faced in three innings. The good news is that he’ll be limited to roughly 75 pitches tonight, meaning the M’s should be able to get to Oakland’s bullpen if they keep things tied through twelve.

    I love Jeff.

  18. G-Man on September 26th, 2006 7:13 pm

    As unchanging as Grover is with his starting lineup, he doesn’t mind sitting dinged-up guys. But then, I don’t really know how bad they are hurt and how hard they tried to talk themselves into the lineup.

  19. sidroo on September 26th, 2006 7:13 pm

    I wonder if Joh’s seething. Handful of games left, the team out of it, two home runs away from 20/4 RBIs short of 80. Let the guy play already. What’s he bring rested *for*?

  20. Dave on September 26th, 2006 7:15 pm

    Dave’s New Offseason Plan:

    Send Hargrove, Bloomquist, and Rivera on a three hour tour.

    The end.

  21. sidroo on September 26th, 2006 7:15 pm

    The Angels must be happy with Bloomie playing center instead of Ichiro.

  22. crewm on September 26th, 2006 7:15 pm

    Joh’s got back spasms.

    Bloomquist doesn’t have Ichiro’s arm. Bummer.

  23. apunetid on September 26th, 2006 7:17 pm

    Another early defecit? Well, it worked for us last night.

  24. sidroo on September 26th, 2006 7:17 pm

    #22. Joh – didn’t know that. Bloomquist definitely doesn’t have Ichiro’s arm. Ichiro’s at his best when he’s airing out a throw to home.

  25. Mike G. on September 26th, 2006 7:18 pm

    I’d say Wood’s starting rotation try-out is going just swell.

  26. _MFAN_ on September 26th, 2006 7:19 pm

    20- I’m sure Willie could build another boat out of grit.

  27. joser on September 26th, 2006 7:20 pm

    Given the kind of game this lineup portends, it’s worth checking out LookoutLanding for the game graph from last night, and for this line (in talking about the M’s bullpen)

    You can’t really find a weakness until #6, and even then the guys still have one tool that’s good enough to let them stick in the Majors (Fruto’s strikeouts, Green’s groundballs, Mateo’s multiyear contract, etc).

  28. msb on September 26th, 2006 7:21 pm

    #22– and you know they have to be good ones to keep him from behind the plate.

    Ichiro got a blow when he & Doyle took their tumble, and then had that ball go off his scap, and completely deaden his arm for a time. Hargrove wasn’t sure that if they’d gone 11, if Ichiro could have gone back out.

    Rizzs just might asplode, what with Willie vs Harden (PortOrchard!BC!
    PortOrchard!BC!PortOrchard!BC!PortOrchard!BC!)

  29. crewm on September 26th, 2006 7:21 pm

    Willie does seem more inclined to walk than some of our other players.

  30. Typical Idiot Fan on September 26th, 2006 7:21 pm

    If Willie would do that more often, I’m sure we’d complain about him less.

  31. joser on September 26th, 2006 7:23 pm

    Hargrove is the skipper. Willie is the little buddy. Rivera is Mary Ann.

  32. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 7:23 pm

    Hey, I don’t have a problem with guys getting rest when they are dinged up. I mean, 162 games looks easy on T.V., but lord knows that after my 16 game softball schedule I’m spent as hell.

    The problem I have is that this ballclub refuses to play the guys that are more likely to contribute now, and in the future. Let’s put it this way, if Willie Bloomquist were a Yankee… He would be the backup batboy, and Rivera might get a couple starts as ballgirl. Damn Yankees.

  33. crewm on September 26th, 2006 7:25 pm

    It does seem weird to me that this is supposedly a time for some of the younger guys to get some experience, and yet Bloomquist gets the start over Jones.

  34. _MFAN_ on September 26th, 2006 7:25 pm

    31- Personally I think Joel makes the best Marry Anne.

  35. Paul B on September 26th, 2006 7:25 pm

    I’m with the other posters, I would have put Jones in CF.

    Might as well give the kid another start, the experience might be good for him. And it’s not like if he made an error it would keep the M’s out of the playoffs. And 250 AB’s for a utility middle infielder is way too many outs given up in a season.

  36. joser on September 26th, 2006 7:26 pm

    Well, Joh needs a rest and Willie gets a reward, or something, I guess. But I wonder if Hargrove had rested Joh a little more regularly during the season it wouldn’t be an issue? Of course that would require you to have a backup catcher who can at least bunt or otherwise outperform an NL pitcher at the plate.

  37. G-Man on September 26th, 2006 7:28 pm

    20 – RDF, Dave. Failing that, maybe we could send them some bagged spinach.

  38. joser on September 26th, 2006 7:28 pm

    Meche is Ginger, always a teasing with his talent and never getting close to delivering. Carl Everett was Ms Howell, who cost a lot and didn’t seem to do anything in particular.

  39. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 7:28 pm

    Some of those NL pitchers hit pretty damn well. Some don’t get a lot of credit.

  40. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 7:30 pm

    I LOVE the Everett analogy!

  41. Paul B on September 26th, 2006 7:30 pm

    Maybe Bavasi is the professor. He comes up with these schemes, but you just know the rest of the goofballs will mess it up in the end.

  42. joser on September 26th, 2006 7:30 pm

    Freddy Garcia wasn’t bad with a bat in interleague play, either. My point was that you don’t really have any expectation of production from the pitcher’s spot in an NL lineup, and you’d like your backup catcher to give you more hope than that.

  43. msb on September 26th, 2006 7:32 pm

    you know, Jake doesn’t have to help the As out like that….

  44. Paul B on September 26th, 2006 7:34 pm

    There are 8 NL teams that have scored more runs this season than the M’s.

    Even after that wild road trip.

  45. joser on September 26th, 2006 7:34 pm

    If Bavasi can figure out how to make something useful out of coconuts (like, say, a starting rotation), the team might have some hope. Does the Professor (or rather the actor who played him) still live on Bainbridge? I saw him speak at something years ago and he joked that he still hadn’t found his way off the island.

  46. mln on September 26th, 2006 7:35 pm

    Ah, Gilligan’s Island references on a game thread.

    Ichiro kinda reminds me of Gilligan in that they are both skinny, though Willie is also a good fit cause he seems like the type to tag along behind an older authority figure.

  47. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 7:35 pm

    Oh, I totally agree. But that’s the problem, Hargrove has an expectation of production, because he’s a lousy talent evaluator and an idiot without any creativity . NL hitting pitchers are useful when the Manager has a brain, and uses him effectively.

  48. _MFAN_ on September 26th, 2006 7:36 pm

    The only one left is Mrs. Howell….Travis Chick?

  49. Paul B on September 26th, 2006 7:38 pm

    #48, see #38

  50. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 7:38 pm

    Mrs. Howell = Mr. Howard Lincoln?

  51. _MFAN_ on September 26th, 2006 7:39 pm

    49- Got it!, that’s a good one

    A’s are about to clinch

  52. JI on September 26th, 2006 7:39 pm

    So much for Woods and his squeaky clean ERA.

  53. pablothegreat on September 26th, 2006 7:39 pm

    Jake Woods sucks. I like the way Milton Bradley took his time getting out of the box. Very classy.

  54. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 7:40 pm

    I always kind of liked Milton Bradley, even with his attitude. He always made Everett seem like the pope, and hits a lot better.

  55. msb on September 26th, 2006 7:40 pm

    and then apparently he & Swisher had a little dance in the dugout

  56. Paul B on September 26th, 2006 7:41 pm

    Who hit better, Everett or the pope?

  57. pablothegreat on September 26th, 2006 7:43 pm

    54: I do not believe Carl Everett ever threw a bottle at a fan. You know who did? That’s right, Milton Bradley. The guy is a dick; he’s a much bigger dick that Carl Everett.

  58. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 7:45 pm

    Did I miss something? I thought Campillo’s arm fell off? Weird, I was just looking at the 40 man and saw Jorge on there, and thought “If only he had an arm left, he would be in this game.”

  59. dw on September 26th, 2006 7:45 pm

    Milton Bradley has had severe anger management problems, but since seeking help last year he’s been a model citizen.

    Of course, with the hellish youth he had, he does have a bit of an excuse….

  60. Paul B on September 26th, 2006 7:45 pm

    They just showed the replay of the little A’s dugout dance.

    A real stomping slap dance, it was.

  61. IdahoInvader on September 26th, 2006 7:48 pm

    I wonder how many innings we’ve ended with the lead vs Oakland since game one

    Seems like we feel compelled to get behind as soon as possible when we play them this year.

  62. dw on September 26th, 2006 7:49 pm

    I miss the pre-Wild Card days when the playoffs wouldn’t start until the Wednesday after the season was over.

  63. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 7:50 pm

    Pablo, I don’t defend violence, but I wouldn’t go as far to call him a bigger dick than Everett. A dick is a dick, it’s what squeezes your nerves that makes all the difference. But it’s obvious Bradley is a better baseball player. Bradley wouldn’t have a position on this team anyway.

  64. pablothegreat on September 26th, 2006 7:51 pm

    You don’t really think that someone who has had a bad childhood gives them the excuse to treat people like shit, do you? I know people who have had awful childhoods and the vast majority of them are good people.

  65. pablothegreat on September 26th, 2006 7:54 pm

    Oops, 64 is directed at 59.

  66. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 7:56 pm

    You really don’t know if Bradley is a good person do you? You are right, there is no excuse to treat other people like shit, but there’s also really no excuse to call someone a bad person when you don’t know and understand them, expect for what you read from the Media.

  67. Mike G. on September 26th, 2006 7:57 pm

    Sweet throw

  68. Russ on September 26th, 2006 7:58 pm

    Snelling has a bit of an arm, yes?

  69. crewm on September 26th, 2006 7:58 pm

    That was a nice play by Snelling.

  70. HappyMarinerFan on September 26th, 2006 7:59 pm

    And leads off the next inning with a single!

  71. Mike G. on September 26th, 2006 8:00 pm

    Sweet hit

  72. JI on September 26th, 2006 8:01 pm

    Mad props to Hargrove for putting the best OBP guy in the lineup in front of Rene Rivera, Major League Catcher.

  73. crewm on September 26th, 2006 8:02 pm

    … Rivera just got a hit. Woohoo!

  74. Mike G. on September 26th, 2006 8:02 pm

    My God, that uni is so dirty.

  75. Mike G. on September 26th, 2006 8:04 pm

    Such a gritty fly-out.

  76. pablothegreat on September 26th, 2006 8:05 pm

    66: I do know he’s a bad guy. I have heard stories (not from the media).

  77. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 8:07 pm

    Do you greenlight Ibanez here?

  78. HappyMarinerFan on September 26th, 2006 8:09 pm

    And mighty Raul had struck out.

  79. crewm on September 26th, 2006 8:09 pm

    Owch.

  80. Mike G. on September 26th, 2006 8:10 pm

    Milton=Stalin, case closed.

    Does anyone have the M’s win/loss record when Willie get’s his uni dirty versus when he doesn’t? I think it’s important data we need to know.

    Oh, wait, he always get’s it dirty. Nevermind.

  81. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 8:11 pm

    Ok Pablo, you’ve “heard stories”, but you still don’t personally know the guy.

  82. msb on September 26th, 2006 8:11 pm

    #58– they glued it back on, he went to Az rehab, he finished up and was sitting at home getting ready for winter ball when the Ms called & said help.

  83. msb on September 26th, 2006 8:13 pm

    ok, we know Bill understands OBP, heck, some of the broadcast knows it exists… has anyone told Hargrove how some guys get on base bater than others?

  84. msb on September 26th, 2006 8:15 pm

    ok, Hendu obviously doesn’t get the whole OBP/walk thang.

  85. LB on September 26th, 2006 8:16 pm

    ok, we know Bill understands OBP, heck, some of the broadcast knows it exists… has anyone told Hargrove how some guys get on base bater than others?

    Hargrove would tell you no stat measures intangibles.

  86. G-Man on September 26th, 2006 8:16 pm

    Speaking of OBP, was there ever a Hargrove explanation of why Doyle was moved to the #8 slot against RH starters, too?

  87. msb on September 26th, 2006 8:16 pm

    bater? sigh, better.

  88. LB on September 26th, 2006 8:18 pm

    #86: Yes, the explanation is that Hargrove, as an idiot, doesn’t like moving guys around in the lineup.

  89. msb on September 26th, 2006 8:19 pm

    that’s right, dig that whole juuuuust a little deeper, Jake.

  90. LB on September 26th, 2006 8:20 pm

    Dave still doesn’t know what ironically means.

  91. G-Man on September 26th, 2006 8:20 pm

    88, but he’s had more #2 hitters in the last month than wins.

  92. LB on September 26th, 2006 8:21 pm

    #91: See what a bad idea it is to juggle the lineup?

  93. msb on September 26th, 2006 8:24 pm

    ok, I cannot spell tonight.

    you know, there have been times the last week or so (as the rumoring has gone on) where I tell myself that I could deal if Hargrove does comes back — there would be some continuity, the players haven’t given up on him, they’ll end the season around where we thought they might — and then he has a game where he sends out this batting order, and handles the pitching as he does, and just drives me insane.

  94. HappyMarinerFan on September 26th, 2006 8:24 pm

    Harden sure looks like crap tonight…

  95. LB on September 26th, 2006 8:30 pm

    #94: Yeah, how did our guy look?

  96. HappyMarinerFan on September 26th, 2006 8:31 pm

    #95 – like a batting practice pitcher.

  97. LB on September 26th, 2006 8:32 pm

    #96: Maybe that gig can get him to his pension.

  98. DMZ on September 26th, 2006 8:33 pm

    No one says there’s no such thing as a breaking ball, Hendu. You dork.

  99. LB on September 26th, 2006 8:33 pm

    Yeah, Hendu, and those East Coast scientists fabricate dinosaur bones in their free time, too…

  100. LB on September 26th, 2006 8:35 pm

    #98: Hendu’s no dork; he just got hit with a baseball.

  101. LB on September 26th, 2006 8:36 pm

    Meet “Willie” Snelling, Rick.

  102. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 8:36 pm

    How dare he call Doyle “Willie”

    SOB

  103. LB on September 26th, 2006 8:38 pm

    I mean, you can understand the confusion. Snelling’s a left-handed batter with a great sense of the strike zone and a future as an MLB starter, Willie’s a right-handed “hitter” who swings at anything the pitcher is kind enough to let go of.

  104. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 8:51 pm

    Booyah!

  105. HappyMarinerFan on September 26th, 2006 8:51 pm

    Beltre hit the snot out of that ball…

  106. crewm on September 26th, 2006 8:52 pm

    I like Beltre’s Angry Man Swing

  107. HappyMarinerFan on September 26th, 2006 8:52 pm

    He looked like he was ready to go after Harden for hitting him.

  108. crewm on September 26th, 2006 8:53 pm

    Well hey, look at that…

  109. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 8:55 pm

    Ladies and Gents, our new Centerfielder, guy in the white shirt in section 102

  110. Typical Idiot Fan on September 26th, 2006 8:56 pm

    I love Angry Adrian.

    I spell RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL with 32 “U’s”!

  111. crewm on September 26th, 2006 9:01 pm

    Nice hustle Perez.

  112. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 9:06 pm

    Oakland Landscapers. Everyone rakes.

  113. DMZ on September 26th, 2006 9:13 pm

    Man. Uhhh… anyone got a good article request for this week? Because I need something else to talk about. “Evaluating managers” is in the queue.

  114. Typical Idiot Fan on September 26th, 2006 9:18 pm

    Although it was touched on in another article’s comments thread, divulge your point of view on the idea of “popular” players vs. “good” players, and how it benefits the organization as a whole. The context revolved around not trading / releasing guys who haven’t performed well even though they’re popular fan favorites. Could harken back to examples of Bret Boone, Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Junior, Edgar Martinez, etc.

  115. ronnie on September 26th, 2006 9:20 pm

    how about something on the topic of the A’s (and others’) approach to baseball, and how it works to win a division but does not work so well in playoffs, due to the SSS and the need for, basically, being clutch? Another way, what makes a team succesfull in a series as opposed to a season.

  116. Emerald on September 26th, 2006 9:31 pm

    Actually just wondered if you had a review in the wings for Raffy Chaves and how he did as pitching coach this year.

  117. pablothegreat on September 26th, 2006 9:32 pm

    Speaking of “being clutch”, how about you do an article on how overrated being clutch/unclutch is.

  118. South Pacific on September 26th, 2006 9:33 pm

    If we hadn’t given away Yorvit because he “deserved the chance to start” we would have had a backup catcher this year. We get only 25 men on our roster, why should a GM give away a valuable member of that 25? Every team needs a backup catcher.

  119. DMZ on September 26th, 2006 9:43 pm

    how about something on the topic of the A’s (and others’) approach to baseball, and how it works to win a division but does not work so well in playoffs, due to the SSS and the need for, basically, being clutch? Another way, what makes a team succesfull in a series as opposed to a season.

    You should check out “Baseball between the numbers” edited by Jonah Keri, which has an excellent chapter about this very topic. I recommend the book anyway, but the chapter will make you quite happy.

  120. Phoenician Todd on September 26th, 2006 9:49 pm

    So does Ichi pinch hit for YuBet in the bottom of the 9th?

  121. LB on September 26th, 2006 9:49 pm

    #120: What would the point be?

  122. Phoenician Todd on September 26th, 2006 9:50 pm

    consecutive games played

  123. DMZ on September 26th, 2006 9:50 pm

    Wow, it looks like there are fewer people there than yesterday.

  124. LB on September 26th, 2006 9:50 pm

    Boy, that’s an empty ballpark in that shot.

  125. Phoenician Todd on September 26th, 2006 9:51 pm

    See Derek’s comment #12

  126. LB on September 26th, 2006 9:51 pm

    #122: He’s said before it’s not a big deal.

  127. LB on September 26th, 2006 9:53 pm

    I would not allow those empty stadium shots if I were the M’s.

  128. Phoenician Todd on September 26th, 2006 9:54 pm

    I don’t think Ichiro would be the one pushing it, probably Hargrove thinking he owes it to him or something.

  129. LB on September 26th, 2006 10:00 pm

    He looks pretty relaxed standing in the dugout.

  130. DMZ on September 26th, 2006 10:00 pm

    Or the organization thinking they want to keep him happy

  131. G-Man on September 26th, 2006 10:01 pm

    Dobbs has been on fire. Has has at least 3 hits in his last 4 AB’s, if not 4?

  132. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on September 26th, 2006 10:02 pm

    There are more players than fans.

  133. apunetid on September 26th, 2006 10:04 pm

    The Angels aren’t going to the playoffs. Whew!

  134. G-Man on September 26th, 2006 10:04 pm

    On one hand, I wish he kept his streak going. OTOH, I think Cal Ripken’s streak hurt the team after awhile, so I wouldn’t want Ichi’s to come to that down the line.

  135. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on September 26th, 2006 10:04 pm

    Bobby Kielty has Red #4 hair.

  136. LB on September 26th, 2006 10:05 pm

    70¢ on the dollar. They’re going to the playoffs spending 70¢ for every dollar we spend on payroll. You watching this, Howard? Chuck? Or are you guys still upset that Billy Beane wrote Moneyball?

  137. pablothegreat on September 26th, 2006 10:05 pm

    Really Hendu? The Mariners need to watch the celebration to learn how to win next year?

  138. apunetid on September 26th, 2006 10:06 pm

    131: Dobbs is 5 for his last 5.

  139. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on September 26th, 2006 10:09 pm

    Steve Swisher?

  140. ConorGlassey on September 26th, 2006 10:14 pm

    Has anyone ever been injured in a playoff-clinching party? You could slip and break a bone, take a cork in the eye, get a nasty cut…

  141. Coach Owens on September 26th, 2006 10:30 pm

    140. Yeah this guy who pitched for the Giants when they won their division in 1989 Dave Dravecky who’s arm was recovering from surgery to repair his humerous bone in his arm had someone bump into him and his arm broke again. Only they were celebrating on the mound and were going to the World Series.

  142. pinball1973 on September 26th, 2006 10:30 pm

    The game is long over, so it’s OK to me to add a “fuck you, get the fuck away from the club I love!” to that inexcusable idiot ass manager still beyond belief wearing away each Mariner fan’s sympathy.

    WHY is he still there! Is there going to be a special fan’s event, where we get to tar and feather him? I’ll fly in for that, but I’ll need some advance notice.

  143. JeffS on September 26th, 2006 11:03 pm

    Why did “Knee-House” sound excited about the A’s winning the divison?

  144. true_slicky on September 26th, 2006 11:13 pm

    140: In 2002, when the Twins clinched, Denny Hocking got his hand “cleated” by a team-mate during the celebration on the mound. He was unable to play in the play-offs, which included a first-round trouncing of the frickin’ A’s.

    I feel that history will repeat itself in ‘06 (minus the whole hand-cleating thing….)

  145. colm on September 26th, 2006 11:33 pm

    Bah, humbug. Bloody A’s
    They’ll be lucky to win a single game.

  146. LB on September 27th, 2006 12:13 am

    #145: If past performance is indicative of future results, they will actually win two — the first two. Then they will choke with stupid baserunning and bizarrely bad defense. Maybe one of their star pitchers will even get into a fistfight in a bar the night before his start in the away city.

    But every prospectus I’ve seen for any investment tells me that past performance may not be indicative of future results, so never mind.

    I wonder: will they take the tarp off the upper deck in the Coliseum for the playoffs, or leave it on to create an artificial shortage of tickets? I don’t think they’ve sold out a playoff game in recent memory.

  147. vj on September 27th, 2006 2:28 am

    re #140 the Padres’ best starting pitcher (Jake Peavey ?) last year comes to mind. Started game 1 of the division series with a broken rib and got bombed.

  148. frenchonion on September 27th, 2006 8:42 am

    I went to the game last night, so this is a little after the fact:

    I would imagine Bloomquist got the start because he scored the winning run in the previous game. When M’s won that game all the kids on the team acted like they’d won the World Series or something, mobbing Willie. It looked a little odd, and kinda pathetic, given that they were still in last place after the game.

    Just a guess, Willie is the “emotional center” of the clubhouse, and the start was a reward for being in the right place at the right time the previous evening. It will serve as inspiration for all the M’s organizational filler, cause if Willie can do it, “Dammit, I can do that too.”

    Three other things:

    1. Many great seats were available. Plenty of arm and leg room to stretch out too.

    2. By the end of the game there we a couple of hundred A’s fans clustered in front of the A’s dugout. 95% of the rest of the “crowd” was gone.

    3. You know the A’s fans actually spontaneously start organized cheers? I don’t remember the last time I heard that from M’s fans without scoreboard prompting.

  149. frenchonion on September 27th, 2006 8:55 am

    …or was it winning hit…same difference I guess.

  150. msb on September 27th, 2006 9:02 am

    #148. um, no, and no.

  151. LB on September 27th, 2006 10:56 am

    #148: You know the A’s fans actually spontaneously start organized cheers? I don’t remember the last time I heard that from M’s fans without scoreboard prompting.

    Careful. buddy. Yankee and Red Sox fans get a lot of grief around these parts for going to games at Safeco and having the audacity to do just that.

    You could be labelled a fellow traveller before you know it.

    (And the last time you heard that from M’s fans at Safeco was “never.”)

  152. That Bootleg Guy on September 27th, 2006 11:11 am

    As an A’s fan, I can confirm that we only have one chant:

    Let’s Go Oak-land!

    Yep. Neither original, nor exciting, it still makes the most of those four syllables. I’m sure the Oakland Coliseum will be rocking at 55% capacity with that chant ringing off of the empty seats during the ALDS, baby.

  153. sojourner on September 28th, 2006 1:18 pm

    I was at the game. My first at Safeco. The good news was I bought a 7$ bleacher seat and then sat a few rows behind the dugout. Bad news was a not very good game and watching the A’s celebrate. Still glad I changed my air ticket.

  154. true_slicky on September 28th, 2006 5:48 pm

    dare

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