Game 162, Rangers at Mariners

DMZ · October 1, 2006 at 12:22 pm · Filed Under Game Threads 

Tejeda v Woods. 1:05.

The farewell lineup is
CF-L Ichiro
3B-R Beltre
C-R Johjima
LF-L Ibanez
DH-R Sexson
1B-L Broussard
2B-R Lopez
RF-L Snelling
SS-R Betancourt

I bet Bloomquist gets into the game

Comments

78 Responses to “Game 162, Rangers at Mariners”

  1. Josh on October 1st, 2006 1:04 pm

    It just would’t be Family Friendly Entertainment® without His Grittiness©.

  2. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on October 1st, 2006 1:05 pm

    Who will Bloomquist sub for? Snelling? Lopez? Betancourt?

  3. Josh on October 1st, 2006 1:08 pm

    Snelling, because he won’t be able to hit lefty relievers. Really, it isn’t a platoon though, he just needs some time off, whenever lefties come in, especially in the last game of the year.

    Can’t PH for Yuni, in fact, he ought to be hitting third. What was Hargrove thinking?

    Lopez should be up in the order too. Unless he’s been having a whiff-tastic series, then just bench him and start Mr. Grit instead.

  4. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on October 1st, 2006 1:15 pm

    Ichiro!

  5. apunetid on October 1st, 2006 1:15 pm

    October baseball, this is what it’s all about!

    Somebody probably makes some sort of joke like that every year.

  6. crewm on October 1st, 2006 1:15 pm

    Oh that’s beautiful.

  7. Evan on October 1st, 2006 1:17 pm

    I somehow knew he’d do that.

  8. David* on October 1st, 2006 1:30 pm

    Richie Sexson. Mariner for life.

  9. apunetid on October 1st, 2006 1:31 pm

    Oh yeah!!! Everybody’s suddenly getting hot, just in time for the off-season.

  10. crewm on October 1st, 2006 1:31 pm

    Sometimes these guys aren’t so bad. Maybe next year they can be consistent. It’ll be great!

  11. AQ on October 1st, 2006 1:31 pm

    #5 – Like Fox says: “You can’t script October”

  12. _MFAN_ on October 1st, 2006 1:32 pm

    Man, talk about 1st pitch swining.

    By the way is anyone else having trouble getting into LL today?

  13. Emerald on October 1st, 2006 1:34 pm

    I keep getting some error when I try going to LL too

  14. Mr. Egaas on October 1st, 2006 1:36 pm

    Anybody notice that Sexson’s post All-Star OPS is over 1.000, before that homer?

    His numbers, killed by the first few months of the season, actually ended up pretty solid.

  15. Jeff Sullivan on October 1st, 2006 1:39 pm

    Our network is down.

  16. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on October 1st, 2006 1:44 pm

    I don’t know the year, but I recall Julio Franco said it.

  17. Typical Idiot Fan on October 1st, 2006 1:50 pm

    Our network is down.

    Seems it’s the entire SB network. Field Gulls is blitzed too.

  18. Jeff Sullivan on October 1st, 2006 2:00 pm

    I think it’s fixed now. Field Gulls should be fine for the game.

  19. David* on October 1st, 2006 2:08 pm

    Field Gulls doesn’t work for me.

    Did Dave really just give a shout-out to Bubba?

  20. katal on October 1st, 2006 2:15 pm

    Hendu just said that Felix “should stay away from the breaking ball”, while describing how all he needs to do to pitch well is pound the batters with fastballs.

  21. Steve T on October 1st, 2006 2:16 pm

    Occasionally Hendu says things that are less than 100% true.

  22. David* on October 1st, 2006 2:16 pm

    Time for some good Beltre.

  23. Coach on October 1st, 2006 2:17 pm

    Thanks for your input, Hendu. We’ll get back to you.

  24. msb on October 1st, 2006 2:18 pm

    Bubba Ho-Tep?

    we can check ‘use both hands to make a catch’ off the Fairly list today. I missed the first few innings, though– has he had a chance to talk about someone dropping a popup in the infield, to then attempt to get an out at 1st? Has anyone ‘been in trouble here’? I’m hoping that Doyle’s lead-off walk will come in to score, as Ron always tells us it might….

    oh, I thought of another positive– for all our (deserved) complaining about Doyle getting pulled for lefties, Hargrove has actually kept playing him, even with the 8-55 slide….

  25. David* on October 1st, 2006 2:20 pm

    Gil needs to keep the ball down.

  26. apunetid on October 1st, 2006 2:22 pm

    The Tigers just missed a chance to clinch the division by failing to score with the bases loaded and 1 out in the 11th inning.

  27. bigred on October 1st, 2006 2:26 pm

    Why the hell isn’t there any baseball on TV today other than the M’s game? There’s all sorts of playoff situations being decided today and I’m stuck watching the scoreboard on the internet.

  28. joser on October 1st, 2006 2:27 pm

    And they need to get at least 3 runs to win….

  29. Steve T on October 1st, 2006 2:32 pm

    Is Jake Woods raising his trade value right this minute? Let’s hope so.

  30. apunetid on October 1st, 2006 2:37 pm

    Minnesota’s won, and the Royals plate two in the 12th against the Tigers. Looks like a wild end of the season for Detroit.

  31. apunetid on October 1st, 2006 2:44 pm

    Is anybody else having problems with Gameday?

  32. DMZ on October 1st, 2006 2:50 pm

    Scrappy ground ball there by Willy.

  33. Death On A Pale Horse on October 1st, 2006 2:51 pm

    Yeah, it says ‘Defensive Substitution: Willie Bloomquist replaces right fielder Chris Snelling, batting 8th, playing right field’, which is obviously nonsense.

  34. Steve T on October 1st, 2006 2:53 pm

    Sticky “S” key there, DMZ.

  35. DMZ on October 1st, 2006 2:54 pm

    Scrappy catch, too.

  36. carcinogen on October 1st, 2006 2:56 pm

    Strong finish by Detroit…

  37. Steve T on October 1st, 2006 2:56 pm

    As in “Oops, I scrapped my pants”.

  38. DMZ on October 1st, 2006 2:56 pm

    Tie does not go to the runner! Stop saying that!

  39. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on October 1st, 2006 2:57 pm

    “Outstanding attendance of 2.4 million this year.” – Rizzs

    2005: 2.7 million
    2004: 2.9 million
    2003: 3.3 million
    2002: 3.5 million
    2001: 3.5 million

  40. Steve T on October 1st, 2006 3:00 pm

    Can we “break” two mil next year? Signs point to “yes”.

  41. argh on October 1st, 2006 3:03 pm

    I’m not sure Ichiro wanted that to be his last swing memory of the 2006 season.

  42. msb on October 1st, 2006 3:06 pm

    have we had this much of a light/dark contrast at home this year? the pitcher coming out of such bright sun into shadow?

  43. Steve T on October 1st, 2006 3:11 pm

    Welcome to Fall. Sun’s lower in the sky all around. World Series games here (hah) might be very interesting; if we ever get one, it’ll be the most northerly ever played.

  44. daimajin on October 1st, 2006 3:13 pm

    Its time we Putz an end to this season….

  45. DMZ on October 1st, 2006 3:15 pm

    I can’t believe we’re might end the last game of the season with under 50 comments on a game thread.

  46. apunetid on October 1st, 2006 3:17 pm

    I can’t believe this is the same season that saw us start the season against the Angels. It’s been a long year. It will probably be an even longer offseason.

  47. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on October 1st, 2006 3:17 pm

    How do you leave early? If you’re there, the Ms are only up by one run, and you may as well stay to watch the final pitch of the season for the Ms.

  48. daimajin on October 1st, 2006 3:19 pm

    My friends left early on Monday, with the game tied….
    I can’t begin to understand that….

  49. Lifelong_Fan on October 1st, 2006 3:21 pm

    Well thats it. Another long season with unsatisfactory results. Some small improvements, but overall. BLAH.

  50. apunetid on October 1st, 2006 3:21 pm

    Putz!!! Once last thrill for M’s fans.

  51. msb on October 1st, 2006 3:21 pm

    #45– well, we are Corco-less….

    and my final ‘what if’ of the year– what if Fruto had either not come in or had actually thrown strikes on friday night.

  52. daimajin on October 1st, 2006 3:22 pm

    Nice JJ! You just gave me 3 more Ks and a save in my down-to-the-wire Fantasy matchup!!!

  53. JI on October 1st, 2006 3:23 pm

    Kreuger gets to play GM?

    I am tingling in anticipation.

  54. _MFAN_ on October 1st, 2006 3:23 pm

    And the season is over. J.J. ended it in style.

  55. Steve T on October 1st, 2006 3:23 pm

    Bye bye. Time to stoke up the Hot Stove soon.

  56. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on October 1st, 2006 3:24 pm

    Uncle Fester is talking about using organizational fodder for the fifth starter.

  57. daimajin on October 1st, 2006 3:24 pm

    Even if it is just for 7th place….

  58. JI on October 1st, 2006 3:25 pm

    56

    Better than than say… Adam Eaton.

  59. daimajin on October 1st, 2006 3:25 pm

    How many days till spring training?

  60. JI on October 1st, 2006 3:26 pm

    Soriano yay! Kreuger isn’t a bum.

  61. msb on October 1st, 2006 3:27 pm

    #53– IIRC, Krueger spent a long timetouting Meche as a new Mussina, so his player evaluation should be interesting…

  62. JI on October 1st, 2006 3:28 pm

    Man, Hargrove is, like, totally articulate and stuff.

  63. JI on October 1st, 2006 3:30 pm

    Beltre is best defensive 3B in baseball? Wow. Hargrove’s talent evaluation skills do suck.

  64. Steve T on October 1st, 2006 3:31 pm

    By the way, barring last minute changes I finish 66th in Hacking Mass. Not bad considering Tony Womack only played a month, and Scott Hatteberg decided he was Todd Helton for most of the season. My best choice was little-known Abraham Nunez at 3B (one of only ten to choose him), and super-stud Angel Berroa at short, who got beat out at the wire for best Hacking Mass score by only Ronnie Cedeno and Clint Barmes.

    I made one really bad mistake, which was switching out Joel Pineiro at the last possible minute and putting in Scott Elarton instead. I think I was actually past the deadline, but the change stood. Elarton was reliably bad, with 32 ESPN, but Pineiro was the worst Mass pitcher in baseball, with a fourth-highest at any position 103. That would have got me almost into the top ten.

    That’s about where I finished last year. Out of 1,342 entries, I’m not ashamed. If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s recognizing lack of talent.

    See you next year.

  65. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on October 1st, 2006 3:34 pm

    How did Bill Bavasi do with his Hacking Mass team?

  66. jtopps on October 1st, 2006 3:39 pm

    Beltre is best defensive 3B in baseball? Wow. Hargrove’s talent evaluation skills do suck.

    Am I missing some sarcasm here? Beltre is one of the top defensive 3B, no?

  67. JI on October 1st, 2006 3:42 pm

    I finished a paltry 166th in hacking mass. Moyer really screwed me over, and I was really hoping Casey kotchman would hold on to the Angels first base job.

    #66

    That was in the middle of Hargrove’s “No Spin, NO B.S.” speech (his words not mine). While Beltre is very good, there are probably 3-4 guys that are better.

  68. matt2500 on October 1st, 2006 3:53 pm

    Man, dang. You know what? I hate closing day. No matter how bad the hometown team may suck, I just flat out hate closing day.

    No more appropriate time, I guess, to quote the late, great Bart Giamatti:

    It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.

  69. pensive on October 1st, 2006 4:00 pm

    A DMZ, Corco, and Mr. Thomsen banter would have been entertaining. The Post game show is entertaining. Krueger does speak his mind.

    Hope not more Henderson next year.

    To USSM and those who post many thanks as I discovered this season the games were unwatchable without being able to follow USSM’s game thread. A thanks to Marbledog for pitch hitting in a game that mattered at the time.

  70. msb on October 1st, 2006 4:16 pm

    ah, BusinessGuy just called the post-game. He’s called before to explain how, in the real world (something that he, a former CEO can speak to) in the real world the Peter Principle would have kicked in, and Lincoln would have been out on his ear by now, especially as Lincoln is arrogant and never talks to the media or the fans (this was usually just about the time that Lincoln in fact was scheduled to come on KOMO for a Q&A).

    Today he added that the only reason Lincoln is still here is that his boss is in Japan and knows nothing about baseball except how to give money to Japanese players, and that new Japanese pitcher might be all they say he is, but Johjima, you can talk about his 147 hits, but those in the know know he cost them 14-15 games with his game-calling…

    uh-hmm.

  71. msb on October 1st, 2006 4:28 pm

    Doyle on the postgame– talking about having learned this last stretch how pitchers adjust to hitters, and that he has to work on making his own adjustments to them, and just thrilled to have met his sring training goal of finishing the year on a roster, any roster. He’s not sure what to do with his off-season, as for once he doesn’t have to rehab anything. oh, well, get married in November, but, other than that…

  72. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on October 1st, 2006 4:41 pm

    I’ve read #68 in Toastmasters before… it makes a terrific speech.

    Rice is up. Rice whom Aaron had said was the only one he’d seen with the ability to break his records. Rice the best clutch hitter on the club, with the best slugging percentage in the league. Rice, so quick and strong he once checked his swing halfway through and snapped the bat in two. Rice the Hammer of God sent to scourge the Yankees, the sound was overwhelming, fathers pounded their sons on the back, cars pulled off the road, households froze, New England exulted in its blessedness, and roared its thanks for all good things, for Rice and for a summer stretching halfway through October.

  73. Rick L on October 1st, 2006 4:51 pm

    Dave: How about putting Huber on the future 40? I know 18 plus innings is a small sample, but I like all these zeros he puts on the board.

  74. Dave on October 1st, 2006 5:03 pm

    Huber’s pitched very well since coming up, and has certainly put his hat in the ring for a bullpen spot next spring, but really, he’s walking evidence of what we’ve been preaching for years. The minor leagues are absolutely littered with guys who are capable of coming up, throw strikes, and pitching well for an inning at a time a couple of days a week. Relievers are so easy to find, and so easy to replace, that besides the elite relief-ace types, they just aren’t that valuable.

    The moral of Jon Huber’s story isn’t that Jon Huber is better than anyone thought, but instead, it’s that relief pitchers are lying around, waiting for an opportunity.

  75. David J. Corcoran I on October 1st, 2006 5:11 pm

    51: Corco decided that his presence at the game was more valuable than Corco here. Probably a bad decision, but we won.

  76. David J. Corcoran I on October 1st, 2006 5:34 pm

    That said, Farewell 2006! You will be missed. Hard to believe I’ve been a diehard fan for 4 full seasons now.

  77. David J. Corcoran I on October 1st, 2006 5:35 pm

    *And have been reading USSM for 3 full seasons now.

  78. Evan on October 2nd, 2006 9:32 am

    Tie does not go to the runner! Stop saying that!

    Rule 7.08(e) clearly states that a tie goes to the fielder.

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