Twins-A’s Liveblog in Semi-Real Time
Minnesota is in the throes of a late-summer renaissance. The weather is 80 degrees and clear, the baseball team’s torrid play clinched a division title on the last day of the season, and even such luminaries as Jonah Keri are taking notices.
I’m here, too, haunting the sports bars, hippie co-ops and collective bookstores. And I have tickets for the whole series on the 100 level, down the third base line.
The litany of events that brought me, alone, to attend the American League division series between the Twins and Oakland is too tumultuous and bizarre to fully recount here. Nevertheless, I am pleased to report that this may be the only baseball experience I have that Jonah has not had: the pleasure of attending a game in the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome. Go baggie!
Given my recent absence from the site – you would not believe the amount of work that goes into moving out of the country, let alone other, less-enticing legal hassles – and given that my faithful bag o’ technology contains all the requisite elements of a liveblog experience, it seems clear what the correct course of action is here.
Because, after all, what do readers of a Seattle Mariner blog crave more than real-time dispatches from down the 3rd base line of a division rival’s playoff game?
It’s 1,395 miles to Seattle. I have a camera, a laptop, an ass pocket full of whiskey and internet access through my cell phone. I’m going to be inside a dome, wearing a hat.
Hit it.
PRE-GAME
Despite having a bevy of Minnesotan pals, acquaintances and affectionate rivals, I’ve never really spent much time here. The place is great: lots of wilderness not too far from the cities, an excellent music scene and vibe that’s not too far removed from certain corners of the great Northwest.
In my friend’s neighborhood, there’s a yoga studio, place to get a hairweave and dreadlocks, and an amply stocked liquor store, plus the aforementioned watering holes, co-op groceries and lefty bookshops.
Plenty of oak and maple trees give the urban landscape a kind of Southeast Portland feel, so it’s safe to say this is my kind of place. Also, I finally get to see what Atmosphere is talking about as regards the 612.
Of course, I did offer to visit next February and got laughed out of the room. “You’re going to come from a tropical island … to Minnesota … in FEBRUARY?” Touche.
For your pre-game wagering enjoyment …
Over-under lines:
Beer prices (domestic): $5.50
Peanuts: $3
Wait to get into the game: 10 minutes
Odds:
I am able to successfully sell my extra ticket (at face value!): 8:5
The bus downtown is late: 2:1
I get searched: 8:5
I get heckled for blogging during the game: 1:1
I make up an outrageous lie about my computer use (“I’m a scout for the Yankees. My name is David Cameron.”): No line
USS Mariner comes up in conversation without me bringing it up: 4:1
10:25 a.m.
“The dome will be packed,” my friend says. “This town goes nuts for the Twins!”
This may be true. But so far, I’ve seen one “Congrats, Twins” banner, a few “Go Twins” scrolling banners on buses, and a host of empty streets. Granted, it’s early, but it’s not that early, and you can still park within 4 blocks of the yard for four bucks.
I’m sure the yard will be full, but it’s not looking good for recovering face value.
Scalping adventures: I get one bite from a Craigslist hail, and that guy says “Yeah, I already have another offer for a ticket that’s better.” (My seats are 100 level, down the 3rd base line.)
10:31 a.m.
Scalping adventures, part 2: I see not one – not one – other person selling tickets. I overhear one other guy saying “I’d be happy if I could just get face value for it.”
Because we’re still 90 minutes from gametime, I follow him to see if he knows a secret scalping zone. But no, he just goes inside.
I take the opportunity to circumnavigate the Metrodome. It’s a utilitarian monstrosity, all concrete, very spartan. Not much to see, and the atmosphere is subdued. It’s a day game, sure, but an average game at Safeco Field is rowdier this far before game time.
I pick up my tickets at Will Call. There is one person in line in front of me.
I walk around the metrodome again, checking out every gate. There is no waiting at any gate. I repeat: there is not a line at any gate. On the one hand, woo-hoo! On the other hand, I’m a little surprised, and it’s not looking good for getting rid of that extra stub.
At about 10:38, I hear the PA announcer declare that there are still a limited about of tickets available. Given this fact – and the fact that I can now place my bag o’ tech in the seat next to me, minimizing the risk of ridicule – I decide to just head inside.
11:00
Pictures!
The streets are alive … with the sound of not much
Imagine seeing this sign near Safeco Field on game day? Hot damn.
Got the tickets!
The view from my seat, circa 10:30
11:35
Random notes from the stands:
It’s safe to say Joe Mauer is pretty popular here. Fully two-thirds of the replica jerseys have his name on the back: we’re talking men, women, the young, the old, one lady in a Muslim head covering, one guy in a yarmulke. No, really.
Santana’s next, Morneau is a distant third, and no one else is close.
Strangest T-Shirt slogan: “Smell ‘Em.” It features the silhouette of a Twins player, with the slogan in big block type below.
I have no idea what this means. “My team stinks”? “My team’s testosterone content = dramatic increases in body odor, but victories”?
Second-strangest shirt: “Welcome to Hibbing, where you don’t get divorced, you just lose your turn.” Huh? Local humor I don’t get, I guess.
We’ve all seen the jug of milk out in right field on television. But it’s kind of like knowing your family is going to appear on daytime TV, and then actually seeing it. Nothing prepares you for the actual in-person experience.
Twins commentator Bert Blyleven, on TV broadcasts, circles people in the stands with his telestrator style pen. There’s a kid right behind me with an elaborate “Circle Me, Bert!” sign. I have a Sharpie and am strongly considering writing “Curse on the Air Again, Bert!” if the kid goes to the bathroom.
Betting line results:
It’s always safe to take the “over” on ballpark food prices. Peanuts are four bucks and beers are six. The bus downtown was on time and the wait to get into the game was way, way, under, although I did get searched, of course.
No heckling (yet), no USSM references (yet) unless you count instant messages (I don’t).
11:38
Huge standing ovation for Santana as he jogs out on to the field.
Noon
I gotta give these fans credit: it’s only about 80 percent full, but they got so loud during the introductions, you literally could not hear the PA announcer.
There are three guys sitting behind me who have, by their own admission, have been drinking in the parking lot for hours beforehand. Verbatim quote:
“There’s just a little green in the stands (A’s colors) … but there’s some douchebag in full Yankees gear down there.”
Pre-game, there’s a home-run hitting contest featuring mascots. If Derek were here, he’d be booing. The contest includes TC, “the home-run-hittinest bear in the North Woods.”
Guy behind me: “If you can hit a ball with that suit on … that’s huuuuuuuge!”
First pitch: 6 minutes.
12:06
Sign of the day.
12:27
The Twins have to work on their musical selection. The guy who did two songs before the game, including the anthem, was someone named Rockie Lynne – a male country singer with a female stripper’s name.
The song that kicked off the game was Van Hagar’s “Right Now,” a pretty lame song when it was fresh. C’mon, throw me a bone here, Minnesota – rock some Husker Du or Replacements. “New Day Rising” anyone?
Oh yeah, the game: Santana seemed to be flat dealing in the first inning, and the roof comes off with virtually every strike he throws. He’s a lot sharper than Zito. And I know that the scrappy Twins play smallball and all that, but getting Castillo thrown out stealing while Barry was struggling to find the zone was a positively Hargrovian move.
It’s also nice to see the Homer Hankies out. I love those damn things, and I’m waiting for a Twinkie dinger to take a good shot of them …
… but speaking of dingers, Thomas’ home run nearly hit the top of the dome. It was just a muscle shot that was higher than it was deep. The faithful were hoping it’d go foul, but instead, it landed about 25 yards in front of me.
12:55
If you would have told me that one of these lefties would have faced the minimum through three, and the other would have given up a couple of runs while struggling from a high pitch count, I would’ve been pretty confident in my prediction about who was who. Santana still looks sharp, but Zito’s found his form, and the curve is positively nasty today.
On another note, I hate between-inning “entertainment” under the best of circumstances, but here, where the scoreboard is tiny and the choice of video as cheesy as neighboring Wisconsin, it’s particularly perturbing. Example: not only do we have the irritating “fan cam,” we have a variant on it where the fan’s head is distorted so the crown of the head sweels and the rest shrinks – sort of like the martians in Mars Attacks.
It’s almost enough to make one long for the Hydro Race. Almost.
We’re through three, and here comes Thomas again … and holy crap, that ball was hit to nearly the same spot. Gulp.
… Santana retires him, and the Twins faithful (who were shellshocked two innings ago) are loud again. They still believe.
1:05 p.m.
I just discovered that I can connect to the Star-Tribune’s wireless router. They’re across the street from the dome. Thanks, Star-Trib!
Also, the Twins just played “Hey Ya” over the PA. Improvement.
1:20
Zito’s command’s been off – he’s at a 1:1 ball-strike ratio – but he’s made pitches when he’s needed to. Morneau’s drive to center was the first hard-hit ball for the Twins all day.
We just had the first successful example of the reverse jinx I’ve seen in some time. The crowd was officially starting to get restless, and one of the guys behind me dropped the “no-hitter” reference … and it worked. A sigh of relief throughout the stadium.
The “hey, were not getting no-hit” relaxation effect didn’t last very long. You can tell people are getting nervous.
1:24
Man, this game is going fast.
Tons of security precautions here, too. There are 11 security guards on the field between innings — and those are just the ones you can see.
It’s probably because I told ‘em DMZ was coming.
1:49
Top of the seventh inning notes: wow, Jason Bartlett would’ve been wearing the goat horns if they hadn’t gotten out of that inning unscathed. Also: if Torii Hunter had thrown the ball to third on that line drive to center, he would have had a solid chance to get Frank Thomas — whether he was going to home or not. The guy just can’t move any more.
The seventh inning stretch featured Bert Blyleven singing a valium-inspired “Take Me Out To The Ballgame,” where the crowd was a good two seconds ahead of Blyleven on the verses. They also don’t change the words here to “Root, root for the Twinkies,” or anything.
Finally, the fans got what they were looking for with the Rondell White homer. They flat-out asploded, chanted his name, and gave him a standing ovation when he returned to the field. Seriously, these people are into it.
Inspiring song post-homer: “Livin’ on a Prayer.” (?!?)
2:04
Pre-8th inning inspirational song: “I Melt With You.” Not to dwell, but …
2:06
RE: “I Melt With You”: I guess you can’t argue with results. (Bartlett’s double)
2:11
Okay, I retreat to my original position on “I Melt With You,” although the Nouvelle Vague cover is pretty awesome.
Man, that last inning may have been the Twins’ best shot: leadoff man on second, top of the order coming up (although the top of the order does include Luis Castillo and Nick Punto, so …), and nothing.
It looks like Huston Street will come in to pitch the ninth since Cuddyer leads off, though, and that might provide some extra hope. Justin Morneau has one more at bat, and Zito’s been solid shutting down Minnesota’s lefty sluggers.
I’m hoping walk to Cuddyer, bomb by Morneau, and that would … tie the game, now that Frank Thomas has just homered again.
This crowd is all over Jesse Crain like DMZ on an Anchor Steam.
2:19
The murmurs have started in earnest. The smell of fear is on them. The exit doors will start swinging if Cuddyer doesn’t get on base, I surmise.
For the first time tonight, you could hear me across the stadium if I shouted.
2:30
Aaaaaaaand that’s a wrap. Fickle Finger of Fate Department: Cuddyer hits a routine fly ball that drops for a triple when Milton Bradley loses it in the ceiling. Then, Morneau — who hit three balls hard today — absolutely tattoos a line drive, but right at Bradley. 15 feet either way, that’s an RBI double.
Still, a great, well-played game with two good pitching performances. Tomorrow is Esteban Loaiza versus Boof Bonser, so that might be … different.
I had fun, and I hope you did, too. The lines getting out look to be much longer than the lines to get in. But I have just enough battery life to finish this off and head back to spacious USS Mariner Labs and prepare for tomorrow.
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Jeff I am jealous.
For some reason I am not getting the graphics for your pictures. I’ll just use my imagination.
If Zito pitches well, and the A’s to a Game 1 win, does that change our opinion of him as a free agent target? Didn’t think so.
Yeah, the pictures right now are just showing the ALT text. Dan W – you can right click and choose view image to get each picture individually.
I think the Twins got screwed with the super early start time.
Jeff is my hero.
Welcome back to the blog, buddy.
It’s 1,395 miles to Seattle. I have a camera, a laptop, an ass pocket full of whiskey and internet access through my cell phone.
The Blues Brothers and RL Burnside all in one line. Not bad.
I’d rank the Metrodome as 9th out of the 10 stadiums I’ve been to; and only then because it beats the Astrodome due to the Homer Hankies that were in motion in those days of wayback. However, the Twin Cities isn’t bad at all.
I love this series. I think there’s a lot of potential for some really high-quality, well-pitched games, and it’s good that I’m unemployed because I’d be calling in sick otherwise.
it’s good that I’m unemployed because I’d be calling in sick otherwise.
Viva unemployment! I just told my recruiter to hold off on finding leads for me for about another two weeks or so.
I just realized… I’ve now been unemployed since July 1st. When I say unemployed I actually mean “working on the book” and taking my trip to Europe, but still… that’s a long time since I cashed an honest paycheck.
If I re-enter the job market that’ll be a good conversation, though.
“So what have you been up to?”
“I wrote a book, which is coming out this spring from Houghton-Mifflin, so I might be taking some time off in February to fly around the country selling it hand-to-hand wherever my publisher wants, and I spent almost a month in Paris.”
Does anyone recall what Liriano’s status is for the series?
Very cool, Jeff. What hat are you wearing, so we can look for you?
The pictures don’t work because your IMG link is actually to an HTML page not to the GIF or JPG on that page. You have to do some serious digging through page source to find the actual URL to the image.
Yeah, I’m, uh, not writing a book or anything. I’m just slacking.
Yeah I did the same… Quit back in April, and I’m just now getting back into full time work. Two months in europe this summer, and recovering from burn out.
Go twinkies.
Did you have a hard time getting back? I get the impression, just talking to recruiters who’ve heard rumors I’m available (which, by the way, is a weird experience.. “I’m coveted? Really?”) that what they really want in a candidate is someone who isn’t actively looking (because that would be disloyal or something) but might be persuaded to leave.
YES! Jon Miller *and* Joe Morgan!!!
Yay! My XM has signal within the bowels of my government building!!!
And best of all … Jason Tyner!
Love the Blues Brothers reference!
Exactly how does one get on these recruiter lists? Work in a large company and quit?
Did you have a hard time getting back? I get the impression, just talking to recruiters who’ve heard rumors I’m available (which, by the way, is a weird experience.. “I’m coveted? Really?”)
The job market’s a little slower in Portland than in Seattle – there are jobs here, but it takes time to get them – so your mileage may vary, but I do find the same thing, sort of.
Remembering, of course, that recruiters are at heart salespeople, I find that if you have a good reputation within your industry, word travels fast, and you will definitely be in demand. As far as the preference for people that aren’t actively looking goes, I’m not sure that’s true (again, at least down here), because persuading someone to leave is a lot more work for them than finding a new position for someone who’s not working.
Work for, work in…
Exactly how does one get on these recruiter lists? Work in a large company and quit?
Post your resume on Monster, Hotjobs, Dice (if you’re IT) and a few other online boards, and recruiters will beat a path to your door.
In my case, I think part of it is that all the other program managers I know, when they’re asked if they know anyone good who’s looking, are saying “yeah, my pal DMZ…”
This is definitely one of the better series this offseason.
Going back to Minnesota in February? From a tropical island? Better pack a few extra bottles of whiskey in the hip pocket.
I was there a few years ago in the dead of winter. I went downtown to view the giant ice castle they were building. I actually made it halfway around the thing before the cold got to me. It was a balmy negative 20. I got some cool pics of the thing before my camera decided it didn’t like the cold either. Luckily there are plenty of watering holes there to warm up at.
Hate the Yankees spelling on that Twinkies sign.
First Joe Morgan mention of “manufacturing runs”: 10:19
That’s a “it looks good” out call at second.
I went to a Mariners game in Minnesota on a hot summer day in ‘96. There were lines then, believe you me. At least they had a nice lemon-iced-drink-whatever-it-was.
Thanks for sharing this, Jeff.
That Chevy Silverado commercial is unbelievably tasteless.
The Big Hurt is a big man. Why couldn’t we sign a guy like that? He has had a fine year as DH.
Frank Thomas was a pretty decent pickup by the Athletics.
Jeff, it’s great that you get to see the game, but too bad it is in the Metrodome — the one ballpark that made the Kingdome seem bright and sunny. The over/under really should be for getting out of the game, as you’ll have to wait in line for one of the four revolving doors that takes you through the airlock.
If you want to engage in friendly banter with the locals behind you, here are three suggested topics:
1. Kirby Puckett should not be in the Hall of Fame.
2. MST3K was not funny.
3. Wisconsin is much nicer . . . and the fishing is better too.
Man I’m jealous, oh well go Twinkies. Say hey to Norm for me.
Like any baserunner will believe that Torri Hunter doesn’t see the ball.
This sucks having to be at work and follow it on Gameday. Apparently my mlb.tv subscription ran out, which would have been money for these day games.
31 – Good to see another Virginia M’s fan
The Twins’ plate discipline reminds me of my home team.
Holy crap, there’s a playoff game on right now? I am so not ready… what the hell kind of schedule insanity is this? Zito vs Santana in the middle of a weekday? OK, need to find a sports bar, I guess…. sigh.
I was thinking the same thing. 22 pitches in 2 innings including a walk and a K.
How many more times will Joe mention how important it is for the Athletics to keep the crowd out of the game.
Strangest T-Shirt slogan: “Smell ‘Em.”
oooh, oooh, I know this one!!!! It is a tribute to the wacky RBIs slogan of back-up catcher & team cheerleader Mike Redmond
and I just realized that KJR has opted to air the radio broadcast instead of Softy– woo hoo!
According to gardy, Castillo was running on his own.
Bartlett – playing well but not ‘bringing energy?’ Ooh, ooh! The M’s can pick him up for the energetic grit of WFB!
Go Twins! Enjoy the game Jeff.
I think MLB.com is not available due to “national live broadcat restrictions”. Given that I am not sure why anyone would be pay the $9.95 for the postseason package (unless of course you don’t live in the US, Japan, US Virgin Islands, Guam, and South Korea).
MSB, That’s KJR-AM on an actual radio, correct? Because the online live audio site for KJR-AM says “We cannot broadcast MLB playoff games, sorry for the inconvenience”..
Dangit!
32. Oh yeah talk about a great player who’s career was cut short by glacouma then died at age 45 THIS YEAR! How could you be so cruel?
Bet Castillo doesn’t run this time…
Gardy channeling Hargrove again…
Jeff, or anyone who’s watching and can tell, from gameday it looks like Zito is up in the zone 3 pitches out of four, and when he’s missing, he’s missing high. Is this about right?
Yup. That’s accurate
50. Except for a couple, yeah.
Much as I often advise Canadians to get a US PO Box to subscribe to American cell phones, it might be advantageous for Americans to find a Canadian mailing address (and satellite ISP) to get around these MLB.tv blackouts.
How did you get such great seats Jeff? Especially for the whole series of the ALDS?
I haven’t followed Zito closely. Is this standard for him, or is he not at his best today (releasing early or something) and the Twins are just putting bad swings on the ball?
The musical selection needs work.
I was at a preseason hockey game on Friday where they played some Wolfmother. I was impressed.
I doubt he’s at his best. 23 balls and 23 strikes? Doesn’t sound like the Zito we’ve all come to know and hate. So, I think that it’s the Twins fault that they don’t have any hits.
And wouldn’t that be “Van Halen”, not “Van Hagar”?
Or is that the version of the band with Sammy Halen as lead singer?
Man, seven Ks through four innings, just 3 hits, and right now Santana is on the hook for his first home loss since, what, July? Those vaunted Twins hitters need to solve Zito….
Am I the only person wishing it had been Yankees-A’s in the first round, just so I could cheer no matter who lost? I guess on the bright side, this way we could have a Twins-Tigers ALCS.
Yeah… Mauer ended the first with a groundout on a pitch that looked about chest high (in Gameday, of course). Strange, for the AL batting champ.
Finally! A hit!
“Right Now” was from the Hagar period, and “Van Hagar” was a common, somewhat derisive appellation applied to that configuration of the band.
Santana is on cruise control
There goes Zito’s shot at immortailty. Postseason no-hitters get a lot of adulation.
“Hi, I’m Barry Zito. I’m not an ace, but I play one on TV.”
“Oh, and my market this winter BEGINS at A.J. Burnett money.”
Six pitch inning.
Santana’s found his groove. A bit too late, though.
Well, given his control issues that would’ve been one of the strangest no-hitters in postseason history (and would’ve said more about the Twins than about Zito, I’m afraid). Perhaps we’re seeing postseason jitters by some of the younger Twins?
Big difference between “Van Hagar” and Van Halen.
It was Sammy Hagar singing for “Van Hagar”, and David Lee Roth singing for the “true” Van Halen.
I liked them both, but there’s really no comparing the two. Totally different band once the lead singer changed. I don’t even want to discuss what’s happened since Sammy Hagar left.
Like Joe Dirt, I like Van Halen, not Van Hagar.
#69: Yeah, I felt the same way after Fish left Marillion.
59. Johan hasn’t lost in the HomerDome since August of 05.
“And Jim Thomsen once famously claimed that he wouldn’t trade any member of the Mariners rotation for me, straight up. Joel Pineiro, Gil Meche, Jamie Moyer, Jarrod Washburn… or me? What was he thinking?”
Diamond Dave’s solo albums are better than Van Hagar, and those solo albums are pure cheese.
Those don’t even look like strikes on Gameday.
So, Jeff, did you make it into the Hormel Row of Fame?
Dave, I still wouldn’t trade you for Zito.
Did their CATCHER just try to bunt with two out?
Man, that Castillo’s a one-man (literally) anti-Zito machine.
Right back at you, Jim.
Kidding aside, though, you were only a year early. In about two months, Zito’s going to be the owner of a contract so bad that I wouldn’t trade Bloomquist, Mateo, and Hargrove for him, straight up.
Yep, I’m thinking 5 years, $72 million.
Who gets the worse contract: Zito or Soriano?
Zito is still very young, isn’t he?
Jeff, does Minneapolis still have a great music scene? Or is it still lost in the Replacements-Husker Du-Soul-Asylum-Prince hangover?
Zito’s only 28. Born May 1978.
Yea, Zito is only 28. Still very young I would say.
Willie Bloomquist is also only 28.
Wow. Seems like Zito has been around a loooong time. I guess that’s because he came in to the majors when he was so young. Felix will probably seem the same way in 10 years.
Zito’s contract will be worse. I’ve been rethinking my stance on long term contracts for 30 and under hitters lately. As long as they don’t come with a no-trade clause, the guy isn’t a massive injury risk, and he’s actually pretty good, you can always move a hitter with a big contract. Always.
Pitchers, though, will sink you. The list of the awful contracts in baseball in recent years is about 80% pitchers.
It’s probably because I told ‘em DMZ was coming.
But, but… he’s demilitarized.
Zito thru 6: 12 pitches/inning, barely half of them strikes. What, you’re saying he can’t repeat this kind of performance indefinitely???
Jeez, Payton. Take some pitches.
Zito’s the new Mike Hampton. Geez, I hope the Rockies sign him :O
See what can happen when you take pitches?
I can’t believe Joe Morgan just said that having the runners go removes the force out. That’s ridiculous.
You can’t believe Joe Morgan said something ridiculous? You spent too much time in Europe.
Miller makes me miss “Holy Smokes” and “The key to today’s game is keeping his pitches down”
He’s implying that it’s much more difficult for an infielder to turn the force out which is true.
I can’t think of any runners that fast
That’s beyond ridiculous. That’s ricockulous.
He’s implying that it’s much more difficult for an infielder to turn the force out which is true.
No, he said “the reason you don’t want to go to 3-2 is that with the runners in motion it *removes* the force, so the fielder has to field the ball cleanly…”
That’s not an implication that it’s harder.
Rizzs and Miller are basically the same type of announcer with the exception that Miller is funny, knows something about the game, and is pleasant to listen to.
Jon Miller’s a great play by play man. I love him.
BTW, if that fan had reached over and messed up that catch, the rest of the crowd would have been entirely justified in tearing him into tiny shreds
Is Nick Punto the WFB of the Twins? Scrappy!
Almost had a new Bartman… well maybe not so vilified
What a great swing to pull that inside pitch. Wow.
Miller broadcast one season in Boston in 1981. While the baseball strike was going on, he played out Strat-O-Matic games which were broadcast by the Red Sox. I would tune in just to hear him. It is odd now to think that I would tune in to listen to a Strat-O-Matic game, but he was THAT good!
Rondell White is carrying this team, isn’t he? Well, more like staggering along beneath it while little Zito birds fly around their stunned collective heads, but still — would you have picked him out of the lineup to be pretty much the Twinkies entire offense?
How very Mariners-esque of the Twinks to get a leadoff double and do nothing but piss away the opportunity.
Lifetime stats:
Punto..261/324/344 Born 11/8/77
WFB….257/312/329 Born 11/27/77
Punto got over 500 PAs this season playing 5 different positions.
Zito or Street in the 9th?
Street has been warming up the entire 8th inning. I’m sure they’re bringing him in to face Cuddyer.
If it was me, Street. Morneau’s L/R splits don’t make that much of a difference. But I think they will leave Zito in.
Zito’s looked great today, Street not so much lately. Not sure I would do that.
Jon Miller is great. I wish they’d pair him with a ballplayer who isn’t the arrogant stuck-button prick Joe Morgan is.
When I’ve heard him on-air, Hershiser hasn’t been too bad.
Who would you rather see blow this game, Street or Zito? (moot point, I know, but nevertheless)
I think you bring in Street knowing that you might need Zito later this week. Of course, the opposite is true as well. So, maybe you bring in Kiko Calero and blow the series right here.
Zito so everyone stops talking about how frickin’ great he is.
its close, innit? I would say street, for the same reason. Zito not getting the W would be enough for me.
Who kidnapped Frank Thomas and replaced him with that smiling charming guy?
Frank Thomas: $500,000 guaranteed salary this year plus $2.5 million in incentives… most of which I expect he’s earned (well, I doubt he gets the $50K for a golden glove). And he’s a free agent. That should be interesting.
Macha’s a genious
Is that a backhanded insult, somehow?
OK, that was great. Thanks Jeff.
Now, which USSM author will be at Yankee Stadium later?
I think it’s great that Frank Thomas is finally reminding people why he was the greatest right-handed hitter of the 1990s (sorry Edgar).
In my case, I think part of it is that all the other program managers I know, when they’re asked if they know anyone good who’s looking, are saying “yeah, my pal DMZ…”
Of course, you could be working in the public sector, where you have people openly coveting you but not having the money to lure you away.
Welcome to my life. I think it’s time to leave the educational realm. Of course, private sector jobs like mine were shipped to Bangalore or handed to $11/hr wet-behind-the-ears BFA grads years ago….
Nah – he picked his closer, I picked the starter. They won, so he made the right decision. That makes him really smart.
Now, which USSM author will be at Yankee Stadium later?
Um. That would be Mr. Dave Cameron. You know, the scout for the Yankees.
Miller broadcast one season in Boston in 1981. While the baseball strike was going on, he played out Strat-O-Matic games which were broadcast by the Red Sox. I would tune in just to hear him. It is odd now to think that I would tune in to listen to a Strat-O-Matic game, but he was THAT good!
To fill time on the sports segment during the 1981 strike, one of the local newscasts (KING 5, I think) would show “highlights” of made up M’s games, using drawings of crudely sketched stick figures of the M’s players to create the action. Of course, the “make believe” Mariners went undefeated, winning each game in extraordinary fashion. They even got Mike Parrott to give a fake interview (superimposing his real head over his stick figure body) following his no-hitter.
127 – I wasn’t referring to the decision making. To clarify, let me quote H.J. Simpson, in song.
“I am so smart
I am so smart
S-M-R-T
I am so smart.”
The Padres/Cards game is my first experience watching a Chris Berman broadcast in High Definition. My God, the machines we men have created are turning against us! This man’s bulbous, sweaty, combed-over head was never meant to be shown in HD.
#36–The Twins’ plate discipline reminds me of my home team.
you got that right.
#115– Is Nick Punto the WFB of the Twins? Scrappy!
Nicky is better because he can pull unicorns out of his butt
#122– Thomas & Beane both want him to re-sign with the A’s
#130 – The last line of the song goes:
“I mean S-M-A-R-T”
all while setting his wall on fire, of course.
To fill time on the sports segment during the 1981 strike, one of the local newscasts (KING 5, I think) would show “highlights” of made up M’s games, using drawings of crudely sketched stick figures of the M’s players to create the action.
the Twins blogger Batgirl does fine Legovision reinactments.
I just scored a right field reserved seat for the Pads and Cards for next Monday…. *spills out with glee*
Ah, Legovision…
… but speaking of dingers, Thomas’ home run nearly hit the top of the dome. It was just a muscle shot that was higher than it was deep. The faithful were hoping it’d go foul, but instead, it landed about 25 yards in front of me.
Ok, I’m confused. If you were sitting here, how does a ball land 25 yards in front of you and not be caught? You don’t look to be sitting so far back from the plate that the left field baggies are just 25 yards away from you, but maybe I’m wrong.
I’m furhter back than the pic indicates. The fair pole was essentially parallel with me.
I can’t seem to post to USSM from work anymore, so I just wanted to chime in with the “Thanks, Jeff! That was entertaining!” that I tried to post several hours ago.
It must have been nice to actually SEE the game. I think the A’s and Twins got to work this morning earlier than I did.
I liked the Metrodome a lot when I was there, but my experience there also included watching friends get married on the field before a game, so that might have colored the experience a bit. I remember there being more Torii Hunter jerseys than anything else, but that was last fall before Joe Mauer took over the galaxy.
Thanks for the post Jeff. Brings back memories – my first live MLB game was at the Metrodome circa 1986.
FYI, the metrodome is a funny place. I had roughly your seats but in the back of the upper deck for that game. I recall one play where I literally saw a line drive caught in the infield *before* hearing the crack of the bat
Kick ass Jeff, sounds great! Wish I could have been there…not for lack of trying.
I’ll be plotting ways to sneak peeks at the TV and searching for you down the 3rd base line this afternoon. Have fun!