Caption contest
DMZ · February 23, 2007 at 11:36 pm · Filed Under Mariners
or, assuming ESPN allows the horrible, horrible practice of hotlinking…
That’s an AP photo being served off ESPN.
Give it your best shot. Winner gets a year’s free subscription to USSM.
“Man those bloggers would probably confuse this donut for pizza, but I can’t convince them i’m a major leaguer.”
“March 26, 2007. After being released in Spring Training, former Seattle Mariner Willie Bloomquist begins training for his new career … as a professional competitive eater.”
http://www.ifoce.com/eaters.php
“all that practice with/on Mr. Hargrove sure is paying off with this piece of pie”…or……
“damn….if I can fool everybody in the Mariners and get paid…..I bet I can get paid to eat pizza”
“I wonder how much a private jet costs…”
If you don’t pay any attention to statistics, you believe WFB contributes something to the Mariners. Similarly, if you look away from your food, you don’t consume any calories.
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kudos for quoting Mitch Hedberg..
So they tell me that Kevin Towers got Soriano for Ramirez by eating six chicken fingers at once. I wonder what we can get back if I eat this whole piece in one bite? Here goes!
Willie Bloomquist, painfully aware that his angular facial features have long been coveted by Seattle’s top paint-scraping crews, decides to “Bartolo” himself up to avoid being kidnapped and forced into indentured servanthood.
“If I don’t look at the pizza, the calories don’t count.”
Willie F. Bloomquist,
spokesperson for
Pizza F. Hut
“Willie Bloomquist is the best utility man in all of baseball.”
-Chuck Armstrong
the mythical grit – maybe it’s real, maybe it’s krispy kreme.
(You guys know the Maybelline jingle, right? Right?)
“Mmmmm this pizza tastes just like my AB’s, STOLEN”
The grease from this Pizza helps me slide into second.
YER OUT!
Well at least the pizza is good.
To Jose Vidro:
“This is what you do inbetween at bats to stay ready”
Willie bloomquist just before an interview with Rick Rizz, “Hold on Rizzy Let me cram this last piece, gotta uphold the image you’ve created for me afterall”
Later in the interview ” I’ve worked very hard this winter bulking up and staying in shape. I know I’ll only get 350 at bats this year but I want to make the most of my limited opportunities.”
Hey, this pizza is a redass; and that’s a compliment!
Try the Bloomquist Stuffed Suck Pizza, and you too can show your friends the power* of scrap and hustle!
* Not responsible for OPS of .600 or less
“Freddy Garcia who?”
Holesome Willie