Game 25, Mariners at Yankees

DMZ · May 5, 2007 at 11:55 am · Filed Under Game Threads 

Post about the Julio Mateo situation

Jeff Weaver! In a nationally televised game! Because national broadcasts have to include the Yankees! It’s in the Constitution or something! 12:55 our time.

Another Weaver start! WOOOOO! Oh yeah! I know the Yankees are struggling badly, but if he pitches like we’ve seen so far, that offense could chase him out of the game before the ump calls “Play Ball!”. There’s a chunk of the Yankee lineup that’ll destroy him if he brings that weak sauce again. Hopefully, we get to see something else out of Weaver (who in the last week made comments about needing to be himself, so maybe he’ll be ignoring team instruction, which — well, hey, why not at this point, right?).

Today’s challenge: look at the tiny headshot MLB.com puts up for Weaver. Tell me what that expression is.

Comments

412 Responses to “Game 25, Mariners at Yankees”

  1. AuburnM on May 5th, 2007 12:00 pm

    C’mon Jeff! Justify your existence.

    Very worried about the starting pitching right now.

  2. Jim Thomsen on May 5th, 2007 12:01 pm

    Funny that Hargrove would undermine him by trading out Beltre for Bloomquist today, of all days. Then again, as flytastic as Weaver is, Bloomquist is likely to field nothing more today than a case of longball whiplash.

  3. playdoh309 on May 5th, 2007 12:01 pm

    it’ll be okay. we got WFB over at third for Beltre and Broussard at first while Richie DHs.

  4. brian_sun on May 5th, 2007 12:05 pm

    if there is one game they need Mateo, this is the one. I was counting Mateo to pitch 2-3 innings today with Weaver starting. Now they have to find somebody else for that 2-3 innings. Come on Jeff, give us at least 5, doesn’t matter how many runs you give up, just eat up some innings.

  5. Sports on a Schtick on May 5th, 2007 12:05 pm

    First game I get to watch this season and, just my luck, Nightmare Weaver gets the start.

  6. Sammy on May 5th, 2007 12:09 pm

    With Mateo out, I hope Sean White’s prepared to pitch like… 8-2/3

  7. Dave on May 5th, 2007 12:11 pm

    Weaver will be asked to go at least five innings regardless of the score. If he gets hit early on, he won’t be pulled.

  8. Mr. Egaas on May 5th, 2007 12:11 pm

    My girlfriend points out that Jeff Weaver is easily the ugliest Mariner.

  9. Sammy on May 5th, 2007 12:13 pm

    8.

    Not saying much. He’s no Kei Igawa, that’s for sure.

  10. DanO on May 5th, 2007 12:16 pm

    8–That’s only because Julian Tavarez isn’t on the team.

  11. DanO on May 5th, 2007 12:23 pm

    Weaver’s expression: “I sure do enjoy watching my sister Melba Sue through that hole in the outhouse. Even though she’s only 12, she’s woman enough for me!”

  12. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 12:23 pm

    Even a blind squirrel gets a nut every once and a while…go Weaver!

  13. Joe on May 5th, 2007 12:41 pm

    Indians make-up game schedule is now set:
    May 21, June 11 and Aug. 30, plus one in Seattle on Sept. 26 as part of a doubleheader.

    That means this stretch of May 1 to June 17, including the game with Boston, runs 46 games with just two off days; to June 6 is 35 games in 36 days. And there’s still that Texas game to fit in, too.

  14. joser on May 5th, 2007 12:43 pm

    This expression to me looks something like “I left a turd in your house, but I’m not telling you where.”

  15. PhilKenSebben on May 5th, 2007 12:45 pm

    WFB will pitch today!

  16. smb on May 5th, 2007 12:48 pm

    If Jeff Weaver makes $8+ million for pitching a third of an inning or so every five days, then I should get about $120K a year just for taking my morning dump.

  17. DAK on May 5th, 2007 12:49 pm

    Today’s Lineups
    NO. SEATTLE NEW YORK
    1. I. Suzuki, CF M. Cabrera, CF
    2. W. Ballgame 3B D. Jeter, SS
    3. R. Ibanez, LF B. Abreu, RF
    4. R. Sexson, DH A. Rodriguez, 3B
    5. B. Broussard,1B J. Giambi, DH
    6. J. Guillen, RF H. Matsui, LF
    7. K. Johjima, C J. Posada, C
    8. Y Betancourt,SS R. Cano, 2B
    9. J. Lopez, 2B D. Mientkiewicz, 1B

  18. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 12:50 pm

    Lopez can’t even get the 2nd spot when Beltre isn’t in? Need that one explained to me…

  19. Lauren, token chick on May 5th, 2007 12:51 pm

    PR and this year’s Ichiro commercial points to letting him pitch relief! I’d pay to see that.

  20. DanO on May 5th, 2007 12:51 pm

    Poor Ellison really can’t buy a start, can he?

  21. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 12:54 pm

    Johjima still gets the 7th spot even with broussard in there!! This is unbelievable. Can anyone help explain why in the hell Grover continues to do this?

    Commenting on Mateo, he has been in the league a long time and I have never heard anything bad about him. I hope this proves to be a false allegation.

  22. Jar on May 5th, 2007 12:56 pm

    Why on earth does grover bat Willie 2nd?

  23. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 12:56 pm

    is anyone available for pinch-managing today?

  24. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 12:57 pm

    22: Speed goes at the top of the order…jeez…surprised you didn’t know that. ;-)

  25. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 12:57 pm

    Lets hope they can get into that bullpen by the 5th for a fighting chance.

  26. Sammy on May 5th, 2007 12:58 pm

    21.
    Because if Hargrove moves them and they don’t hit, everyone blames him. He won’t move anyone until we start losing ballgames.

  27. PhilKenSebben on May 5th, 2007 12:58 pm

    I hope White is already warming up in the pen.

  28. Dave on May 5th, 2007 12:59 pm

    J.J. Putz has no future in television.

  29. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 12:59 pm

    Thanks JJ, Sexson is tall!

  30. pablothegreat on May 5th, 2007 1:00 pm

    We get to listen to Joe Buck today! Awesome!

  31. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 1:00 pm

    At least on the road we don’t have to see Weaver till the bottom half, we can get 15 minutes of enjoyable baseball in.

  32. PhilKenSebben on May 5th, 2007 1:01 pm

    Oh yay, Tim McCarver.

  33. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 1:02 pm

    GO M’S!

  34. Dave on May 5th, 2007 1:02 pm

    With a worn out bullpen, you definitely want to swing at the first pitch of the game…

  35. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 1:02 pm

    26 – nothing against Ben Broussard but he just hasn’t gotten enough time in yet to start hitting well, and having him in the 5th hole today will hurt us.

    It would seem to me that any good manager would know that.

    Oh wait, we don’t have a good manager, we have a terrible one that is afraid of the unemployment line.

  36. PhilKenSebben on May 5th, 2007 1:03 pm

    yankee fans or red sox fans, who is more annoying?

  37. MeatMatt on May 5th, 2007 1:05 pm

    Damnit!

    Reason 2365 not to live in the Minnesota: Fox is airing the White Sox-Angels game. I was so hoping to finally see a game!

    Fly-over country sucks.

  38. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 1:06 pm

    9 pitches, awesome. :(

  39. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 1:07 pm

    At least Raul worked him for seven pitches…we need more of that.

  40. Matt J on May 5th, 2007 1:07 pm

    Based on sample size, I’ve always found Devil Rays fans to be the worst.

    …the one I met was really bad.

  41. MeatMatt on May 5th, 2007 1:07 pm

    Hold on to your butts . . .

  42. thenatural on May 5th, 2007 1:07 pm

    Its about to get really interesting/agonizing

  43. Dave on May 5th, 2007 1:07 pm

    Who is Jason Patric?

  44. Matt J on May 5th, 2007 1:08 pm

    …Jason Patric?!

  45. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 1:08 pm

    hang on tight everybody!

  46. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 1:08 pm

    HD can’t even make those stats look good.

  47. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 1:08 pm

    AN OUT!! MY GOD AN OUT!!!

  48. Jar on May 5th, 2007 1:09 pm

    This is the first Mariners game I have been able to watch on a full size screen all year!

    Glad it’s a Weaver start *eye roll*

  49. pablothegreat on May 5th, 2007 1:09 pm

    43: I don’t know, but apparently Buck and McCarver have a huge crush on him.

  50. PhilKenSebben on May 5th, 2007 1:09 pm

    and it begins

  51. thenatural on May 5th, 2007 1:10 pm

    Jason Patric… star of such films as Speed 2: Cruise Control, others

  52. Paul B on May 5th, 2007 1:11 pm

    Why does Buck think that Weaver has great ability?

    Is he seeing something I’m not?

  53. PhilKenSebben on May 5th, 2007 1:11 pm

    hey, alright.

  54. pablothegreat on May 5th, 2007 1:11 pm

    3 up, 3 down (kind of). Shocking.

  55. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 1:11 pm

    A SCORELESS INNING! IT IS GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY!

  56. Jar on May 5th, 2007 1:11 pm

    Is that the first time all year Weaver has gotten out of the first with no runs?

  57. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 1:11 pm

    Nice!! Chances of Weaver going more than 5 today? For the bullpen sake, I hope he goes at least 6.

  58. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 1:12 pm

    Huzzah!

  59. hub on May 5th, 2007 1:12 pm

    ‘Star’ being a loose term.

  60. Lauren, token chick on May 5th, 2007 1:12 pm

    None of us might need to use our AKs!

  61. Dave on May 5th, 2007 1:12 pm

    Witness regression to the mean, folks – no one can really give up a .500 batting average on balls in play. Sometimes, hitters won’t torch bad pitches.

    He’s still throwing crappy two-seam fastballs, though.

  62. thenatural on May 5th, 2007 1:12 pm

    Im blacked out except for radio coverage… and I cant believe my ears

    is this a joke?

  63. DanO on May 5th, 2007 1:13 pm

    Jason Patric was the hot older brother in The Lost Boys, the Bon Jovi-esque vampires in Santa Cruz movie. It’s been down hill from there.

  64. hub on May 5th, 2007 1:13 pm

    If he pitches well today, just tell him he’s gonna get released EVERY start.

  65. kentroyals5 on May 5th, 2007 1:13 pm

    If Weaver wins…heads will roll in NY

  66. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 1:13 pm

    Dear Jeff,

    Please continue to regress to the mean.

    Your biggest fan,
    Ryan

  67. PhilKenSebben on May 5th, 2007 1:14 pm

    shut up mccarver

  68. Dave on May 5th, 2007 1:15 pm

    When Chien-Ming Wang strikes you out, retire.

  69. DanO on May 5th, 2007 1:15 pm

    So, when’s Sexson going to get around to regressing to the mean?

  70. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 1:15 pm

    66- HA HA What would it even mean to be a Weaver fan, not to mention the biggest fan?

  71. Lauren, token chick on May 5th, 2007 1:15 pm

    Heh. Uh oh, truth in broadcasting.

  72. Dave on May 5th, 2007 1:16 pm

    Broussard is a patient hitter? What?

  73. marbledog on May 5th, 2007 1:16 pm

    What on earth was McCarver trying to explain about the relative heights of Wang and Sexson and what it means? Oh never mind. Who cares. Shut up, McCarver.

  74. bigred on May 5th, 2007 1:17 pm

    Wweaver’s ERA just dropped by more then a run. How many starting pitcher’s can do that after 4 starts?

  75. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 1:17 pm

    70: it would mean that you were a member of his family.

  76. Paul B on May 5th, 2007 1:17 pm

    McCarver just spent a couple of minutes explaining that Sexson’s knees are higher than the other players.

    What an insight.

    He also noticed that the M’s don’t walk.

    Who knows what else he’ll notice.

  77. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 1:17 pm

    I love that we hear all these crappy stats the Mariners put up on national TV that we never hear on local broadcasts.

    It really makes me want the Mariners to crush the Yankees today.

  78. thenatural on May 5th, 2007 1:17 pm

    and mentally challenged/clinically insane

  79. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 1:18 pm

    72- He has waited all year to get 15 AB’s, behind a guy hitting .150 without stabbing Grover, that’s patient if you ask me.

  80. marbledog on May 5th, 2007 1:18 pm

    Wang is a strikeout machine.

  81. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 1:19 pm

    79: word!

  82. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 1:19 pm

    hehe Wang…

  83. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 1:20 pm

    we’re really making that guy work out there…yikes!

  84. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 1:20 pm

    Note to Weaver: Just IW A-Rod 3 times today, please.

  85. thenatural on May 5th, 2007 1:20 pm

    The start of this game couldnt be any crazier… 2 K’s for Wang and no runs for Weaver

  86. DanO on May 5th, 2007 1:24 pm

    OK, maybe Weaver can give Julian Tavarez a run for ugliest MLB player.

  87. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 1:24 pm

    They need to blur Weavers face on HD, that was just mean.

  88. Dave on May 5th, 2007 1:24 pm

    Jeff Weaver’s analysis of the problems, slightly paraphrased: “It might be the organization, it might be the catchers, it might be anyone but me.”

  89. Joe on May 5th, 2007 1:25 pm

    Presumably Jason Patric has some show on Fox in the near future. And hey, he has something in common with Doyle.

  90. Lauren, token chick on May 5th, 2007 1:26 pm

    Matsui, meanwhile, would make a good replacement for Schwarzenegger in any future Terminator movies.

  91. Dave on May 5th, 2007 1:26 pm

    They have to like his zip? He’s throwing 86-89, just like always.

  92. marbledog on May 5th, 2007 1:26 pm

    He’s got a ZIP today!

    That’s the secret!

  93. PhilKenSebben on May 5th, 2007 1:27 pm

    oh no.

  94. Replacement level poster on May 5th, 2007 1:28 pm

    Uh nicely played Guillen.

  95. Craig K on May 5th, 2007 1:28 pm

    Damn.

  96. Dave on May 5th, 2007 1:28 pm

    If Vidro is Turbo, then what is Giambi – Lightspeed?

  97. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 1:28 pm

    God bless Jason Giambi and his TURBO-like base running abilities.

  98. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 1:28 pm

    At least Giambi can’t run.

  99. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 1:28 pm

    Giambi and Turbo in a foot race, who wins?

  100. Paul B on May 5th, 2007 1:28 pm

    Buck: “Giambi doesn’t run well…”

    Video: Giambi pigeon hopping to third, looking like an old time film of Babe Ruth, near the end of his career.

  101. Matt J on May 5th, 2007 1:29 pm

    Watching Giambi run just makes me think that there’s a buffet somewhere at the end of his path.

  102. argh on May 5th, 2007 1:29 pm

    Jaysus. Giambi makes Edgar look like Secretariat.

  103. pablothegreat on May 5th, 2007 1:29 pm

    Giambi runs like his knees are destroyed.

  104. Replacement level poster on May 5th, 2007 1:29 pm

    Giambi and Turbo in a foot race, who wins?

    Kenji by an inch over both of them.

  105. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 1:29 pm

    Has anyone else today mentioned how much they hate Tim McCarver? ‘Cuz he may be the worst analyst I ever have to listen to. And he sits there and vocally fellates the Yankees all the time. I hate that.

  106. joser on May 5th, 2007 1:30 pm

    Vidro and Giami on the basepaths together: March of the Penguins.

  107. Replacement level poster on May 5th, 2007 1:30 pm

    Well that K was unexpected.

  108. pablothegreat on May 5th, 2007 1:30 pm

    Wow. That pitch that Weaver got Cano to strike out on was filthy.

  109. Craig K on May 5th, 2007 1:30 pm

    Niice.

  110. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 1:30 pm

    I am not ready for a world where Jeff Weaver is an acceptable option every 5 days. What do we do as faithful Jeff haters?

  111. birankilla on May 5th, 2007 1:30 pm

    Uhhh I just saw a Jeff Weaver strikeout?

  112. Joe on May 5th, 2007 1:30 pm

    Does McCarver really not know Hargrove’s first name?

  113. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 1:31 pm

    110: I may not be ready, but I’ll take it. I think most of the posters here think Weaver was a bad option, but boy, if he pitches well we’ll take it.

  114. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 1:31 pm

    :O

    The horrible hitting teams in the league mash up Weaver’s pitching, yet one of the best hitting lineups in baseball can’t get a run in.

    Regression? Is that what you guys call it?

  115. Replacement level poster on May 5th, 2007 1:31 pm

    Uhhh I just saw a Jeff Weaver strikeout?

    I know, and he wasn’t batting in an inter-league game.

  116. argh on May 5th, 2007 1:31 pm

    The first two innings have been very nice to watch but I dread the next trip through that Yankee line-up.

  117. Paul B on May 5th, 2007 1:32 pm

    #105:

    See 32, 67, 73, 76

  118. Craig K on May 5th, 2007 1:32 pm

    #102:

    Are you kidding? Giambi is Secretariat*.

    *in 2007.

  119. AuburnM on May 5th, 2007 1:32 pm

    Very encouraging. Weaver has been successful in the past. It would really be helpful if he could get in a groove here.

  120. rockjr13 on May 5th, 2007 1:33 pm

    Weaver has no idea where the ball is going on any given pitch. All he’s doing is benefiting from a bout of effective wildness and a return to the mean. So far, that is…

  121. argh on May 5th, 2007 1:33 pm

    if he pitches well we’ll take it

    And I’d be willing to call 6 runs and 6 innings ‘pitching well’.

  122. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 1:34 pm

    121: If he goes 6 innings, that would take some stress off the bullpen. The longer Weaver goes today, the better off the M’s are. They’re in a long stretch, and bullpen management will be tough.

  123. joser on May 5th, 2007 1:35 pm

    Whoah, must be spring in Seattle. Bunch of crows making a racket so I went out on my deck — an adult bald eagle circling about 50′ up.

    And with that Aflac wildlife moment, we now return you to a ballgame already in progress…

  124. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 1:36 pm

    Y’know, it’s little vignettes like 123 intruding into the game thread that make me love this place. All of a sudden, -boom- random crap. Interesting random crap, mind you, but random crap all the same.

  125. argh on May 5th, 2007 1:37 pm

    Dang. thought that might get into the corner.

  126. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 1:37 pm

    I still think he gets moved to the bullpen when Felix comes back. He’s just putting a finger in the dike here, so to speak.

  127. PhilKenSebben on May 5th, 2007 1:37 pm

    And one time through, the mariners offense looks worse than they usually do.

  128. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 1:40 pm

    126 – if he appears to pitch well (which he’s currently NOT, just getting lucky), he’ll still be the 5th starter. They’re paying him too much money to not give him another chance if doesn’t give up many runs against this line-up. Unfortunately, I see Baek going back to AAA.

  129. bigred on May 5th, 2007 1:41 pm

    Let’s see Weaver induce a groundball DP here.

  130. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 1:41 pm

    Honestly, I think Weaver and Baek are a wash right now, in terms of ability to get major league hitters out. Pick your poison.

  131. Dave on May 5th, 2007 1:41 pm

    RUN THROUGH THE BAG! Argh.

  132. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 1:42 pm

    Looked out to me. Another homer BS call.

  133. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 1:42 pm

    Preemptive “He is who we thought he was!”

  134. pablothegreat on May 5th, 2007 1:42 pm

    Cabrera never touched first, and Broussard beat him anyway. Terrible call by the umpire.

  135. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 1:42 pm

    Oh! He’s out! He stepped on Broussard’s glove! Horrible call.

  136. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 1:43 pm

    AWFUL CALL!

  137. G-Man on May 5th, 2007 1:43 pm

    F-ck Weaver, if you can’t pitch, at least you can cover first.

  138. argh on May 5th, 2007 1:43 pm

    HD ump says OUT.

  139. rockjr13 on May 5th, 2007 1:43 pm

    God, that’s an awful call

  140. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 1:43 pm

    Dave,

    I think Broussard never had his balance, and that’s why he dove. He couldn’t get up and get the motor going to run through the bag.

  141. bigred on May 5th, 2007 1:43 pm

    Weaver rolled his ankle there too.

  142. pablothegreat on May 5th, 2007 1:43 pm

    Mike Reilly thinks that call is terrible.

  143. Dave on May 5th, 2007 1:44 pm

    “He likes it middle of the plate…”

    I’m glad they needed a hot box to know that.

  144. ahhruff on May 5th, 2007 1:44 pm

    God I love his grit and determination.

  145. Brandon on May 5th, 2007 1:44 pm

    Yay Willie!

  146. Matt J on May 5th, 2007 1:44 pm

    Cue strangled noises from throat in 3..2..1..

  147. PhilKenSebben on May 5th, 2007 1:44 pm

    IM NOT WATCHING ANYMORE!!!!! Stop Weaver aaaaahhhh!

  148. marbledog on May 5th, 2007 1:44 pm

    to quote Lauren, token chick: “AGHH! FUCK!!”

  149. Replacement level poster on May 5th, 2007 1:45 pm

    Good job Will-Blo.

  150. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 1:45 pm

    …. and that last play brought to you by Grover, the idiot that gave Beltre a day off today and not Sexson.

  151. Dave on May 5th, 2007 1:45 pm

    Is there anything Willie doesn’t suck at?

  152. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 1:45 pm

    Back to back fielding screwups.

  153. Paul B on May 5th, 2007 1:45 pm

    A Willie dance at third.

  154. MeatMatt on May 5th, 2007 1:45 pm

    Two bad news bears plays?

  155. marbledog on May 5th, 2007 1:46 pm

    Is there anything Willie doesn’t suck at?

    uh… brown-nosing?

  156. pablothegreat on May 5th, 2007 1:46 pm

    Jeter gets a hit for that? That’s a fielder’s choice. Hometown scorekeeper!

  157. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 1:46 pm

    nice strange DP!

  158. Dave on May 5th, 2007 1:46 pm

    This inning is sponsored by slip and slide.

  159. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 1:46 pm

    Nobody covering the third base bag. Who screwed that up?

  160. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 1:46 pm

    OK…. this is officially one of the most terrible half-innings I’ve ever seen.

  161. argh on May 5th, 2007 1:47 pm

    If they don’t Willie out of there….

  162. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 1:47 pm

    156: Totally. That’s an FC. No way around it.

  163. Paul B on May 5th, 2007 1:47 pm

    Bad Baserunning trumps bad fielding.

  164. Joe on May 5th, 2007 1:47 pm

    As Dave said last night:

    Right, because what Jeff Weaver needs, when facing the best line-up in baseball, is for his gold glove third baseman to be sitting on the bench.

  165. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 1:48 pm

    At least it’s Willie Ballgame out there sliding around, risking injury. I’d rather have him do all that running and banging around than risk Beltre’s hamstrings.

  166. playdoh309 on May 5th, 2007 1:49 pm

    all i can do is laugh at this point

  167. Craig K on May 5th, 2007 1:49 pm

    Nice popup.

  168. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 1:49 pm

    Cy Weaver gets out of the jam!

  169. Brandon on May 5th, 2007 1:49 pm

    Should have been FC with E1 or E5?

  170. Dave on May 5th, 2007 1:49 pm

    Good pitch by Weaver? He hung a slider that A-Rod missed.

    Results based analysis is for idiots.

  171. Replacement level poster on May 5th, 2007 1:49 pm

    All Willie, all the time.

  172. Lauren, token chick on May 5th, 2007 1:49 pm

    Wow. That was loony, and we got out of it as well as could reasonably be expected.

    GO WEAVER!

  173. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 1:49 pm

    Bases loaded, none out, give up one run. That’s not bad. The M’s dodged a bullet there.

  174. G-Man on May 5th, 2007 1:49 pm

    Weaver so far: 3 IP, 1 R.

    I’ll take it.

  175. MeatMatt on May 5th, 2007 1:49 pm

    wow, only 1 run while having the based loaded with no outs

  176. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 1:50 pm

    Yankess WE: 62%

  177. bigred on May 5th, 2007 1:50 pm

    Anyone got a calculation on Weaver’s current ERA. I think it’s dropped about 3 runs.

  178. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 1:50 pm

    Lets see if we can get the bats going and the pitch count up in this inning.

  179. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 1:50 pm

    Chances the Yankees make the playoffs this year? I’m giving it 10%.

  180. joser on May 5th, 2007 1:51 pm

    No kidding. Weaver plus bad fielding = only down one run? Better than I dared hope. Now the lineup has to take more pitches so we can get into another Duel of the Questionable Bullpens.

  181. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 1:51 pm

    174: I’ll take it, but by all rights it should be a lot worse. Weaver’s not making good pitches and the M’s have made some fielding miscues. They’re not playing well, they’re just getting away with it.

  182. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 1:52 pm

    Weaver’s official ERA is now 15.07, dropping more than 3 runs… in 3 innings.

  183. kentroyals5 on May 5th, 2007 1:52 pm

    BOOO BONDS

  184. MeatMatt on May 5th, 2007 1:52 pm

    177: Weaver’s ERA: 15.07

  185. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 1:52 pm

    I hate this cutaway for Barry Bonds at-bat. That’s crap. I want to watch the game I’m watching, y’know?

  186. rd on May 5th, 2007 1:52 pm

    Are we going to have to watch every Bonds at bat today?

  187. pablothegreat on May 5th, 2007 1:52 pm

    Why are they doing this split screen stuff? This is bullshit. They’re intentionally walking him. We don’t need to see this.

  188. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 1:52 pm

    A-Rod give McCarver and Buck a reach around before the game or what?

  189. Dave on May 5th, 2007 1:52 pm

    We have to watch Bonds get an IBB? Really?

  190. IndieSnob on May 5th, 2007 1:53 pm

    I’m so glad they broke away so I could watch an intentional walk.

  191. Replacement level poster on May 5th, 2007 1:53 pm

    Aren’t we going to get enough Bonds cut-ins later this year. Do we really need one when he is still 12 homers away?

  192. Paul B on May 5th, 2007 1:53 pm

    I am sooo glad that Fox cut away to show Bonds get intentionally walked. Gawd that was exciting.

  193. Craig K on May 5th, 2007 1:53 pm

    #189:

    Wait ’till he gets within 2 or 3; they’ll have cutaways to him going to the crapper.

  194. pablothegreat on May 5th, 2007 1:55 pm

    193: Just further reminder that a horrible, horrible day in the history of this sport is fast approaching.

  195. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 1:55 pm

    Yankees are on an unbelievable bad luck streak in terms of pitcher injuries.

    I’ve never seen anything quite like it.

  196. Replacement level poster on May 5th, 2007 1:55 pm

    They need more than that, the offense other than Bonds is baaaad.

  197. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 1:56 pm

    I know its been said, but allow me to echo: Fangraphs is way cool.

  198. Joe on May 5th, 2007 1:56 pm

    Well, I’d love to see cut-aways of him shooting up…

  199. G-Man on May 5th, 2007 1:56 pm

    Brandon (169), I believe you can have a FC without an out or an error, just like that.

  200. IndieSnob on May 5th, 2007 1:56 pm

    And why the hell are they interviewing Rosenthal in the stands about Hank Aaron’s not wanting to show up, all while the game’s going on.

    Seriously Fox, put away the boner for Balco Boy already.

  201. Replacement level poster on May 5th, 2007 1:56 pm

    I must prepare myself for the grit that this AB will surely produce.

  202. Replacement level poster on May 5th, 2007 1:57 pm

    That was a gritty groundout by wonderful Willie.

  203. joser on May 5th, 2007 1:57 pm

    Fangraph for last night’s game was pretty cool.

  204. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 1:59 pm

    Joser, if I didn’t care about my marriage, I’d print and post all 162 Ms games on my bedroom wall :-)

  205. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:00 pm

    Many unneeded crappy graphics, useless Bonds coverage, awful Yankee biased commentating brought to you by Fox!

  206. Jar on May 5th, 2007 2:02 pm

    Anti steriod commercial 5 min. after cutting away to Barry Bonds 12 HRs away from the record? Wbhich do you think is a better indorsement?

  207. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 2:02 pm

    Yankees WE: 68% and climbing. C’mon ooofense.

  208. Brandon on May 5th, 2007 2:03 pm

    89MPH is now a blistering FB.

  209. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:03 pm

    Can you really blister in a 89 MPH fastball? Joe Buck thinks you can.

  210. Xteve X on May 5th, 2007 2:04 pm

    Watching Weaver trying to go inside on left handed batters is painful. Somebody’s going to crank one into the seats on him before this game’s over.

  211. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 2:04 pm

    208/9: Well, to be fair, 89 is a blistering fastball in your local rec league.

  212. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 2:06 pm

    Why should the Red Sox bother to pay Roger Clemens? They already have a surplus of starters. They don’t need him.

  213. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 2:06 pm

    These FOX commentators make Dave N. look lucid. Think I’ll be switching to the radio now….

  214. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:07 pm

    Do they know this is no longer the pre-game show and they in fact can talk about the baseball game going on below them.

  215. bigred on May 5th, 2007 2:07 pm

    Looks like Weaver’s earned another start

  216. joser on May 5th, 2007 2:08 pm

    McCarver is such an idiot. Why would you “pick the best team in Spring Training and affect the entire season” when you could just wait until the middle of the season and cut the risk of missing the postseason in half? Or maybe even more? Why work the whole season when you can work half and get the same effect with more certainty.

  217. ahhruff on May 5th, 2007 2:08 pm

    The “What will Roger Clemens do this season?” show will return right after these messages.

  218. AQ on May 5th, 2007 2:08 pm

    This game is a good reminder of why I don’t watch baseball games on Fox. They’re too busy fawning over Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens to actually pay attention to the game that they’re supposed to be covering.

  219. G-Man on May 5th, 2007 2:09 pm

    Saturday Fox baseball – catering to the least common denominator of the fan population.

    4 IP, 1 R.

  220. planB on May 5th, 2007 2:09 pm

    212: So the Yankees don’t sign him. Seriously. They appear to make decisions like that.

  221. Craig K on May 5th, 2007 2:11 pm

    220: which of course means that Roger Clemens is gonna make $25 million for 4 months of work.

  222. Craig K on May 5th, 2007 2:12 pm

    Hold on, FOX; I think you’ve got a little dripping to the right of your mouth.

  223. IndieSnob on May 5th, 2007 2:12 pm

    Wow, that was an absolutely insightful interview with Torre.

  224. Jar on May 5th, 2007 2:12 pm

    okay, Gameday Auio with the TV on mute.

  225. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:12 pm

    Hey Buck, I think you missed the balls, go down a little farther on Torre!

  226. Craig K on May 5th, 2007 2:12 pm

    Thank you for saying “perfect game” there.

  227. Jar on May 5th, 2007 2:13 pm

    this might not work for me, the timing is off.

  228. joser on May 5th, 2007 2:14 pm

    For once I’m happy about announcers talking about a perfect game. Though judging by that graphic, the Yankees aren’t due until 2010.

  229. planB on May 5th, 2007 2:15 pm

    Gahhh… the superstition is that it’s bad luck to mention a no-no to the pitcher… many sportscasters play along, many don’t…

  230. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 2:15 pm

    Dude! You’re getting no-hit by Chen Min-Wang! This sucks, Butthead.

  231. argh on May 5th, 2007 2:15 pm

    Wang does not look like that strong a pitcher. Yet we can’t seem to lay a glove on him.

  232. Joe on May 5th, 2007 2:15 pm

    Can’t wait to hear the in-game pearls of wisdom from Hargrove…

    The trouble with switching to radio coverage is that the radio runs about 1-2 seconds ahead of the TV. So you either have to switch over to radio entirely, or live with a sort of time-warp happening between your ears and eyes.

  233. Jar on May 5th, 2007 2:18 pm

    232 – Yeah, I gave up.

  234. DMZ on May 5th, 2007 2:20 pm

    I love that Hargrove used “discombobulated”.

  235. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 2:21 pm

    233 – So did I. Too bad they don’t synchronize these things.

  236. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:22 pm

    Guillen scares me in right a little, but it works.

  237. planB on May 5th, 2007 2:23 pm

    My strategy for listening to the radio while watching TV is to primarily listen to the radio, knowing that I can look over at the TV if something worth seeing is happening.

  238. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 2:23 pm

    Dude. Who are you and what did you do with Jeff Weaver?

  239. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:23 pm

    How crazy would that be, Weaver gives up 1 run and still loses.

  240. AQ on May 5th, 2007 2:24 pm

    #238 – He’s still letting up a fair amount of line drives. It’s just that more line drives are finding gloves in this start.

  241. argh on May 5th, 2007 2:24 pm

    He’s getting Meched.

  242. gwangung on May 5th, 2007 2:24 pm

    Dude. Who are you and what did you do with Jeff Weaver?

    Let him keep him.

    One run in five innings is pretty good, no matter how you look at it.

  243. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 2:25 pm

    Yeah, you’re right. It’s just been so weird to see Jeff Weaver getting outs.

  244. argh on May 5th, 2007 2:26 pm

    It’s just been so weird to see Jeff Weaver getting outs

    It’s certainly distracted our hitters, that’s for sure.

  245. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:26 pm

    Here is a “power finger” to you McCarver!

  246. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 2:27 pm

    Okay, so Wang’s pitching with a pretty serious finger injury. Why do we find out about this in the sixth inning? One would think that a competent broadcast team would find a way to talk about this in, say, the second.

  247. argh on May 5th, 2007 2:28 pm

    Actually they did mention the finger early on.

  248. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:28 pm

    246- Talked about it in the first, he has a fake fingernail on top of it.

  249. Replacement level poster on May 5th, 2007 2:29 pm

    Seriously, that Arod play was not as good as they are trying to make it out to be. Either that or watching Beltre every day has just numbed me to really good plays at 3rd.

  250. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 2:30 pm

    I missed the first. Okay. Never mind me then.

  251. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:30 pm

    Lopez is going to break this up right here…

  252. bigred on May 5th, 2007 2:30 pm

    Lopez is going to jack this one.

  253. DMZ on May 5th, 2007 2:30 pm

    Have they trotted out the “bats are all tired out” bromide yet?

  254. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 2:32 pm

    DMZ: I just got that question from my wife, the non-baseball fan.

  255. MeatMatt on May 5th, 2007 2:32 pm

    241: Nice.

    229: During the recent no-no by Mark Beuhrle I was able to listen to the White Sox broadcast (I was driving to Michigan and at night you can pull in St. Louis, Cleveland, etc. . .) and not once did they mention that he had a no-no. They did say that Rangers’ line score was 0-0-0 but they definitely didn’t say anything about a no-hitter. All I cared about was that the WS were up by 5 on the Rangers.

    I was flipping around the stations that night trying to find out what the hell happened to King Felix and happened to find ESPN out of Chicago and they mentioned that Beuhrle was going into the 9th with a no-no. Naturally, I switched over to that game and caught the end. I love that as early as the third inning Beuhrle was walking around the dugout saying “you know I have a no-hitter right now”.

  256. Replacement level poster on May 5th, 2007 2:33 pm

    :Fall ball:

    Yankee fans: yeeEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  257. Replacement level poster on May 5th, 2007 2:33 pm

    of course I meant foul and not fall…dur

  258. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 2:34 pm

    What just happened to Lopez on that play? I saw him go down in a heap. It almost looked like he got tripped.

  259. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:35 pm

    258- He isn’t a Yankee so we won’t know for a few innings.

  260. _David_ on May 5th, 2007 2:36 pm

    Is it possible to jinx an opponent’s perfect game?

  261. Wells on May 5th, 2007 2:37 pm

    Let’s be sure to mention the PERFECT GAME in every post we make.

  262. Dylan on May 5th, 2007 2:37 pm

    If Beltre is where he should be that’s an out.

  263. Replacement level poster on May 5th, 2007 2:37 pm

    Beltre makes that play in his sleep, of course he is possibly the best in baseball at it.

  264. DMZ on May 5th, 2007 2:37 pm

    The myth of Bloomquist’s defense takes another hit… aaaand remains intact.

  265. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:37 pm

    We are going to try, GO WANG PERFECT GAME!

  266. Wells on May 5th, 2007 2:38 pm

    Who is worse? Tim McCarver or Joe Morgan?

  267. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 2:38 pm

    I think they’re actively attacking Willie here, otherwise why not let Abreu swing away against Weaver?

  268. gwangung on May 5th, 2007 2:38 pm

    Ah. Here comes Weaver’s implosion…

  269. Wells on May 5th, 2007 2:39 pm

    Wheels, off!

  270. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:39 pm

    Fire up that bullpen Grov.

  271. Joe on May 5th, 2007 2:39 pm

    Re: “discombobulated”: I imagine Hargrove heard that word a lot while growing up. Parent-teacher conferences, coaches, dates…

  272. marbledog on May 5th, 2007 2:39 pm

    OK, he made it through 5. Stop the bleeding before it starts!

  273. _David_ on May 5th, 2007 2:40 pm

    Heeess Baaack!!!

  274. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:40 pm

    See 133…

  275. marbledog on May 5th, 2007 2:40 pm

    take your time, Raffy.

  276. rd on May 5th, 2007 2:40 pm

    Too bad they can’t bring in Mateo for the double-play here.

  277. ahhruff on May 5th, 2007 2:41 pm

    #266
    McCarver

  278. marbledog on May 5th, 2007 2:41 pm

    Someone please tell my kids to NOT give me a pink bat for Mother’s Day.

    thank you.

  279. Xteve X on May 5th, 2007 2:41 pm

    Willie’s fumbling attempts at fielding that bunt was like a gawky teenager trying to get his girlfriend’s bra off. Bases loaded, no outs.

  280. joser on May 5th, 2007 2:42 pm

    I seem to remember talk of a Boone-for-Wang trade back in ‘04 when the Yankees had traded Soriano for ARod and didn’t have an all-star 2nd baseman. That was the year before Boone had fallen off the cliff (though he was obviously teetering if you were paying attention) and got released. I recall being totally in favor of the idea, but was that just wishful thinking at the time? It wasn’t obvious Wang was as good as he is (though his groundball tendencies were already apparent) and Boone was still “Boone.”

  281. Wells on May 5th, 2007 2:42 pm

    haha kerplunk

  282. DMZ on May 5th, 2007 2:43 pm

    EVIL WEAVER IS BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  283. marbledog on May 5th, 2007 2:43 pm

    ugh.

  284. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:43 pm

    Sweet toss Jeff!

  285. Xteve X on May 5th, 2007 2:43 pm

    There’s the Jeff Weaver I know…

  286. _David_ on May 5th, 2007 2:44 pm

    that’s going right after them

  287. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 2:44 pm

    Yankees WE: 93%

  288. joser on May 5th, 2007 2:44 pm

    Weaver regressing to his true mean.

  289. marbledog on May 5th, 2007 2:45 pm

    Here comes an 8 run inning for the Yankees.

  290. AQ on May 5th, 2007 2:45 pm

    #282 – I think Evil Weaver was waiting in the wings all along. In the first five innings, Evil Weaver was replaced by Lucky Weaver.

  291. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 2:45 pm

    OK I’ve seen enough. Just release Weaver after the game please.

  292. joser on May 5th, 2007 2:46 pm

    Marbledog, isn’t it a given that if you have kids they’re not going to be getting you anything that qualifies as “lingerie”? Granny gear, sure….

  293. Wells on May 5th, 2007 2:46 pm

    Uh, is this Weaver “eating the inning”?

  294. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:47 pm

    Ha! Weaver couldn’t strike out half the people in this blog right now!

  295. _David_ on May 5th, 2007 2:47 pm

    clutch strikeout!

  296. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 2:48 pm

    But for Giambi the score would be 5-0

  297. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:48 pm

    Buck and McCarver make my head hurt, by far the worst announcers in the game.

  298. Jeff Nye on May 5th, 2007 2:49 pm

    I know I’m late to the party, but…

    How could you not know who Jason Patric is? The star of one of the greatest 80s movies of all time, The Lost Boys?

  299. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 2:50 pm

    How much rope does Weaver have?

  300. G-Man on May 5th, 2007 2:50 pm

    294, that’s true, because he’d probsably walk 75% of us.

  301. Wells on May 5th, 2007 2:50 pm

    Weaver’s just strategically messing with Wang’s timing and pace. Clever bastard.

  302. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:51 pm

    299- Hopefully 13 knots worth.

  303. _David_ on May 5th, 2007 2:52 pm

    stupid Fox blackout, gameday shows Weaver getting squeezed. How’s he pitching?

  304. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 2:53 pm

    Like batting practice…

  305. G-Man on May 5th, 2007 2:53 pm

    299 – enough rope to hang that pitch to Jeter.

  306. argh on May 5th, 2007 2:53 pm

    When I said “6 runs in 6 innings would be a good outing” I was, you know, kinda kidding.

  307. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 2:53 pm

    So, does Weaver still have his job in the rotation?

    6 runs in 5 2/3 innings doesn’t cut it.

    Bye Weaver.

  308. _David_ on May 5th, 2007 2:54 pm

    299: I’m not sure that’s appropriate to joke about :)

  309. AQ on May 5th, 2007 2:54 pm

    Hopefully that was the last pitch he’ll throw in an M’s uniform.

  310. marbledog on May 5th, 2007 2:55 pm

    joser, I said “pink BAT”!! Like the ones they’re advertising.

    Although, I guess if you got really creative you might figure out how a bat could double as lingerie.

    Those pink bats just make me want to barf.

  311. joser on May 5th, 2007 2:55 pm

    Just posted a link updating the Mateo situation over in that thread. (It’s not looking good, and they’re still looking for him, apparently).

  312. Doc on May 5th, 2007 2:56 pm

    I bet they point to the first 5 innings as a sign that he is “coming around”. I think he probably just earned at least 1-2 more starts.

  313. MeatMatt on May 5th, 2007 2:56 pm

    306: it could be 8 runs in 5 2/3 innings.

  314. _David_ on May 5th, 2007 2:56 pm

    That double was his 108th pitch. Why was he still in the game after walking Melky on 4 pitches?

  315. rd on May 5th, 2007 2:56 pm

    297: You’ve obviously never listened to a Chicago White Sox game.

  316. gwangung on May 5th, 2007 2:56 pm

    Hopefully that was the last pitch he’ll throw in an M’s uniform.

    You kidding? They’ll look at the first five innings and figure there’s something there to work with.

  317. _David_ on May 5th, 2007 2:58 pm

    I really do feel sorry for Wang, having to sit all this time…

  318. MeatMatt on May 5th, 2007 2:58 pm

    glad i’m wrong!

  319. Mat on May 5th, 2007 2:59 pm

    Not that it excuses Weaver’s pitching, but it’s not too hard to imagine Weaver getting out of the inning with less damage if Beltre had been out there to keep Abreu from bunting for a hit. But that’s more a statement about how important defense can be than it is a statement about how we should evaluate pitchers.

  320. bmanuw on May 5th, 2007 2:59 pm

    Mhmm..How can a team score 15 runs one night and not even get a FRIGGIN HIT the next?? A

    T least one positive is that Weaver will never be seen starting again. Without his starts, we could be 6 games over .500!!!!

  321. Craig K on May 5th, 2007 3:00 pm

    perfectgameperfectgameperfectgame

  322. DMZ on May 5th, 2007 3:01 pm

    What?

  323. Norm Charlton Fan Club on May 5th, 2007 3:01 pm

    The ignitor will break the perfect game!!!

  324. Goob on May 5th, 2007 3:01 pm

    I normally would be pissed off that it took me 6 innings to figure out that the reason mlb.tv had the game blacked out in Virginia was due to it being on FOX.

    But now that I turn on the game and see we’re playing our part in a perfect game…ugh. Come on, guys, get a hit! Then we can think about that whole contending thing DMZ talked about earlier today.

  325. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 3:01 pm

    That was a gritting swing at a 1-0 ball against a guy throwing a perfect game.

  326. Craig K on May 5th, 2007 3:02 pm

    PERFECT GAME!

    Dammit, I thought that breaks them up!

  327. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 3:02 pm

    311 – if he hit his wife in the face causing her a hospital visit and stitches he needs to be incarcerated and his MLB career should be over.

  328. _David_ on May 5th, 2007 3:02 pm

    Ignition failure

  329. tgf on May 5th, 2007 3:03 pm

    Why was WFB allowed to hit down 6 runs in the seventh?

  330. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 3:03 pm

    WALK WALK WALK!!

  331. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 3:04 pm

    Hit this nice juicy 3-1 pitch Rauuuuuul!!

  332. colm on May 5th, 2007 3:04 pm

    At least could somebody take a walk. That was bloody low and in!

  333. MeatMatt on May 5th, 2007 3:04 pm

    Perfect game!

    FYI, WE=99%

  334. Tommyjoe_3 on May 5th, 2007 3:05 pm

    301. Very nice.

  335. marbledog on May 5th, 2007 3:05 pm

    I love how the announcers are just watching the game. That’s awesome.

  336. Goob on May 5th, 2007 3:05 pm

    Well, Ibanez tried his hardest for that walk…

  337. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 3:05 pm

    Thats at least two people who have swung at ball 4.

  338. argh on May 5th, 2007 3:05 pm

    Willie’s quite the team leader, ain’t he? Got Raul swinging just like he does.

  339. joser on May 5th, 2007 3:06 pm

    OK, I have to give some credit to Buck and McCarver there: they weren’t nattering away through that at-bat, they just shut up and let the drama of the moment take care of itself.

  340. Matt J on May 5th, 2007 3:06 pm

    Is it just me, or was it nice that they shut up during those last couple of pitches and let the crowd reaction carry the game?

    …or was I just glad to have those FOX monkeys not talking, whatever the excuse?

  341. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 3:06 pm

    Dear Yankee fans,

    You may have a perfect game going through seven innings, but your team is still in last place, six and a half behind the Red Sox.

  342. G-Man on May 5th, 2007 3:07 pm

    Thanks to the perfecto, the Fox boys shut up during that last AB. I expect they’ll do a lot more of that in the 8th, too. Nice fringe bennie.

  343. _David_ on May 5th, 2007 3:07 pm

    68: That’s already a third of our lineup gone.

  344. Mat on May 5th, 2007 3:08 pm

    Odds of retiring 6 straight batters if we assume they each have the same chance of making an out (1-OBP):

    OBP — Odds of 6 straight outs
    .100 — 53%
    .150 — 38%
    .200 — 26%
    .250 — 18%
    .300 — 12%
    .350 — 8%

  345. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 3:09 pm

    Yankees,
    You only got 6 runs on 5 2/3 innings off Weaver, you are only half as good as the Royals and Rangers among other teams.

  346. Typical Idiot Fan on May 5th, 2007 3:09 pm

    Jesus…. Ibanez swung at ball four… only this team… ONLY THIS TEAM….

  347. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 3:10 pm

    That’s what you get for throwing at our main guy’s head yesterday.

  348. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 3:10 pm

    345: Nice. I like that.

  349. joser on May 5th, 2007 3:11 pm

    Well, I’ll be honest: the last out of the 8th inning is where I start cheering for the pitcher trying to get the perfect game. Yes, even if it’s the Yankees. And even if it’s against the M’s. The rarity trumps everything else. I’d be the same way if somebody was coming to bat with the opportunity to set the record for most HRs in a game, or something like that.

  350. _David_ on May 5th, 2007 3:11 pm

    344: Actual chance of Wang retiring the last six in a row: 100%

  351. bmanuw on May 5th, 2007 3:11 pm

    we can remian one out of first with a Ana loss

  352. jimmylauderdale on May 5th, 2007 3:11 pm

    Hello, everyone. New here and loving the fact that it is during a game being announced by the two worst in baseball and the M’s have a PERFECT GAME being thrown against them… ugh. Oh well… can’t be accused of jumping on the bandwagon!

  353. Steve T on May 5th, 2007 3:11 pm

    I believe that when you die and go to hell, you will have to ride in a car for eternity with Tim McCarver explaining stuff to you.

  354. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 3:12 pm

    Cheering for the Yankees for any reason is a sin. You better be ready to pay some serious penance.

  355. ahhruff on May 5th, 2007 3:13 pm

    Mr. Buck,

    How does pinch running for a designated hitter add to a team’s defense?

  356. robbbbbb on May 5th, 2007 3:13 pm

    353: While Yoko Ono songs are played on continuous loop on the radio. With Teddy Kennedy driving.

  357. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 3:13 pm

    353 Gets my vote for comment of the year so far… That is great.

  358. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 3:13 pm

    WE: 100%

  359. _David_ on May 5th, 2007 3:14 pm

    This is almost identical to how last inning started!

  360. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 3:16 pm

    Derby is on if anyone needs a break from the torture.

  361. Replacement level poster on May 5th, 2007 3:18 pm

    There is no way I can switch to hoping for the perfect game, if it was any other team sure. But against the Yankees, even if it is 2 outs in the 9th, I don’t think I will be able to bring myself to hope for it.

  362. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 3:19 pm

    Who is the last Mariner pitcher to go 0-6 in his first 6 starts? Anybody know? Was there ever a pitcher that bad? I know Fassero had a horrible start one year, but i don’t think he had losses in his first 6.

  363. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 3:21 pm

    Whoops 0-5 rather

  364. argh on May 5th, 2007 3:23 pm

    I’m just not seein’ $14 million for this Sexson guy.

  365. Xteve X on May 5th, 2007 3:23 pm

    Weaver’s ERA back up over 15.00 again after this game; anyone think he’ll get another start?

  366. G-Man on May 5th, 2007 3:24 pm

    Yes, Ben. Thank you.

  367. harry on May 5th, 2007 3:24 pm

    woot!

  368. jimmylauderdale on May 5th, 2007 3:24 pm

    BEN BROUSSARD!!!

  369. argh on May 5th, 2007 3:24 pm

    Broussard on the other hand….

  370. ahhruff on May 5th, 2007 3:24 pm

    Just release Sexson now.

    Ben should have his job.

  371. Mariners_World_Series_Bound on May 5th, 2007 3:24 pm

    THE BRUISER!! YES!!! PUT HIM IN FOR SEXSON FROM NOW ON!!! HE’S MY HEROOOOOO

  372. Replacement level poster on May 5th, 2007 3:24 pm

    Broussard! Take your perfect game, no-hitter, and shutout, and stick it!

  373. Red Apple on May 5th, 2007 3:24 pm

    BB!

  374. Goob on May 5th, 2007 3:24 pm

    BROUSSARD!

    I’m so buying his CD now.

  375. planB on May 5th, 2007 3:24 pm

    *clap for Wang*

  376. thenatural on May 5th, 2007 3:25 pm

    THANK GOD

  377. colm on May 5th, 2007 3:25 pm

    Nice way to break up a perfect game. That looked like a total meatball over the plate.

    How’d Wang get this far with stuff like that?

  378. Karen on May 5th, 2007 3:25 pm

    Well, Yankee or not, that’s quite an accomplishment for a ground-ball pitcher. Wouldn’t you know it was a fly ball that did him in? :)

  379. joser on May 5th, 2007 3:27 pm

    Well, that’s the end of that dilemma. No pennance required. Thank you Mr. Broussard.

    And another one, pasta-diving-Jeter. Who turned on the kyrponite?

  380. true_slicky on May 5th, 2007 3:31 pm

    thank God f

  381. MeatMatt on May 5th, 2007 3:33 pm

    You can thank me for breaking up the perfect game — I got up for piss for the first time and when I came back the wife was pointing to the TV. I apologize for not drinking more.

  382. true_slicky on May 5th, 2007 3:34 pm

    thank God for Ben. I’m following the game at work and I was about to waste precious work hours doing research into into what the MLB record was from most hits by a team in one game, with a perfect game tossed agsaint them in the following match-up. so, I guess I should put forth my attention to work instead. thanks for nothing Ben!

    seriously, when did Joe Blanton get signed by the Yankees?

  383. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 3:36 pm

    381- I will take the credit, I was winning 36 bucks on the Kentucky Derby so I missed it.

  384. zzyzx on May 5th, 2007 3:39 pm

    Actually it was First Cous, the official good luck cat. She specializes in Seahawks games but she jumped on my lap two pitches before the homerun.

  385. Steve T on May 5th, 2007 3:40 pm

    JESUS CHRIST SHUT THESE IDIOTS UP.

  386. Steve T on May 5th, 2007 3:41 pm

    “Since everything was better back when I played, they should make these fag pitchers throw 250 pitches every day, and make ‘em play without a cup while they’re at it.”

  387. The Unknown Comic on May 5th, 2007 3:41 pm

    362

    If I had to guess I would say Mike Parrott. I used to play Statis Pro Baseball when I was a kid and Mike Parrott was horrible.

  388. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 3:42 pm

    Could also be Brossard getting consistent AB’s and is proving he is much better then Sexson.

  389. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 3:47 pm

    35- We are glad you were wrong about Brossard.

  390. MeatMatt on May 5th, 2007 3:49 pm

    Well, here’s a bright spot: I’m watching the game!

    Luckily the White Sox v. Angles game ended before this one. My first of the year!

    Yes, the Midwest sucks.

  391. MeatMatt on May 5th, 2007 3:50 pm

    Well, that didn’t last long.

  392. msb on May 5th, 2007 3:50 pm

    well, apparently I missed a few things between 8:30 and 3:30 …

  393. bhsmarine on May 5th, 2007 3:51 pm

    We can’t get a replay of the HR??
    The Yankees beat the worst pitcher in baseball lets not all get to excited Fox!

  394. Karen on May 5th, 2007 3:54 pm

    Over at NYYfans.com they’re probably voting Yankee “Team Hero” at this very moment… :)

  395. msb on May 5th, 2007 4:01 pm

    Jason Patric?!

    useless factoid of the day — Jason is the son of semi-pretentious playright/actor (Father Damien in the Exorcist) Jason Miller & the daughter of Jackie Gleason.

  396. DMZ on May 5th, 2007 4:03 pm

    In 10m, you can tune into the A’s-Devil Rays game to see

    CHRIS SNELLING, CENTER FIELDER

    That is not a joke.

  397. msb on May 5th, 2007 4:06 pm

    well, if you have one of those fancy baseball packages, you can. feh.

  398. true_slicky on May 5th, 2007 4:06 pm

    wait a minute, wha-wha-whaaaa?

    Doyle’s now a *gak* Athletic? its tough to now be forced to have complete idemnity for the guy, but I guess I’ll now have to….

  399. DMZ on May 5th, 2007 4:10 pm

    Yes. Try to keep up.

  400. msb on May 5th, 2007 4:14 pm

    dammit dammit dammit.

    I just saw the screen capture posted on the main page.

    dammit.

  401. Joe on May 5th, 2007 4:20 pm

    Go Doyle. As long as your team isn’t playing the M’s, or threatening them in the standings, go right ahead and have a 4XBH day.

  402. JMHawkins on May 5th, 2007 4:36 pm

    On the post-game show, Grover just said Mateo has been optioned because they don’t know how long until he’s available and they need arms in the pen.

  403. true_slicky on May 5th, 2007 4:40 pm

    399: ah, the luxury of being a prick on your own blog…

  404. DanO on May 5th, 2007 4:52 pm

    useless factoid of the day — Jason is the son of semi-pretentious playright/actor (Father Damien in the Exorcist) Jason Miller & the daughter of Jackie Gleason.

    Wait, Jason Patric is Jackie Gleason’s daughter?

  405. gwangung on May 5th, 2007 5:15 pm

    What is it with all these posters being jerks???

  406. Lucky Number on May 5th, 2007 5:33 pm

    403: I seriously hope that was supposed to read as sarcasm. If not, then get bent.

    There are so many new posters this season, and it appears that many of them haven’t gotten their GED yet.

  407. msb on May 5th, 2007 6:07 pm

    Wait, Jason Patric is Jackie Gleason’s daughter?

    wow! what an actor!!!!!

  408. DMZ on May 5th, 2007 6:08 pm

    LOL SLICKY SAID PRICK OMG WTF!!!111

  409. Tuomas on May 5th, 2007 6:40 pm

    Teh funny.

    Jeez, I just started commenting off and on here a week ago or something. Even I’m not that dense (and I’m a Yankees fan).

    My apologies for Jeff Weaver.

  410. carcinogen on May 5th, 2007 7:02 pm

    its tough to now be forced to have complete idemnity for the guy, but I guess I’ll now have to….

    I think the word you’re looking for is enmity.

  411. The Unknown Comic on May 5th, 2007 8:22 pm

    Personality cults aren’t my thing but I gotta admit that Snelling is making it harder and harder for Vidro to defy all sabermetric probabilities and end up being worth 5-6 million dollars more than Snelling.

  412. DMZ on May 5th, 2007 8:26 pm

    He looked really good today, too. Worked counts, ran like hell even though it scares me to see him take off running out grounders — and it pays off, he got an infield single today that way.

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