Game 35, Angels at Mariners

Dave · May 16, 2007 at 6:52 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

Criminally underrated John Lackey vs not-quite-as-underrated Cha Seung Baek, 7:05 pm.

M’s put Julio Mateo on the temporary inactive list for Tacoma, though he won’t report to the Triple-A club. Basically, he’s still suspended, just with pay.

Standard M’s line-up.

Comments

262 Responses to “Game 35, Angels at Mariners”

  1. JasonB on May 16th, 2007 6:58 pm

    So, uh, which game thread wins?

  2. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 6:59 pm

    This is not the correct game thread

  3. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:02 pm

    That’s a big ferry.

  4. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:04 pm

    Our bullpen is cool. But why not list Jason Davis?

  5. DKCecil on May 16th, 2007 7:05 pm

    Because Jason Davis is not cool.

  6. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:05 pm

    Jason Davis is cooler than Sean White.

  7. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:06 pm

    New Money Tree commercial

  8. DKCecil on May 16th, 2007 7:07 pm

    Ahhh Edgar, good to see you

  9. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:09 pm

    It’s so great when your 2-3-4 hitters are holes.

  10. SexsonPower on May 16th, 2007 7:11 pm

    Rex the “hud dog” an angels annoucer was talking about how good a hitter Ichiro is and had this to say……

    From east to west Ichiro is just the best…Funny stuff. I hate the angels but the Hud Dog is fun to listen to.

    Go Mariners,, Get out to a quick lead tonight and pound Lackey Please!!

  11. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:12 pm

    Guaranteed win, then.

  12. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:12 pm

    Garrett Anderson was good in like 1998.

  13. David* on May 16th, 2007 7:13 pm

    I wish we could sign Jason Kendall to a 1 game contract so he could charge Lackey again. Comedic gold!

  14. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:13 pm

    Good start, Beck.

  15. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 7:14 pm

    Was it just me, or did Guillen look pretty apathetic chasing that ball?

  16. SexsonPower on May 16th, 2007 7:14 pm

    great throw guillen!

  17. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:14 pm

    He looked pretty apathetic. We need to trade Washburn to the Angles for the game to get him fired up again.

  18. Mike G. on May 16th, 2007 7:14 pm

    Dilemma! Do I switch to the M’s or keep watching Hamels?

  19. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 7:15 pm

    #18: Watch this game just for Lackey.

  20. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:15 pm

    You’re a Mariners fan, right?

  21. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:17 pm

    Baek

  22. David* on May 16th, 2007 7:17 pm

    Oh Kenji.

  23. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:17 pm

    BAM

  24. Mike G. on May 16th, 2007 7:18 pm

    Well the M’s are my team but I’m a baseball fan. Baek isn’t making a strong argument for the M’s.

  25. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:18 pm

    We haven’t lost a game Baek’s started this year. That’s a crazy streak you want to see stay alive.

  26. David* on May 16th, 2007 7:20 pm

    Remember that one time back in 1938 when the old fake-to-third-then-back-to-first move actually worked? It was awesome.

  27. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 7:20 pm

    This should be a beer commercial: “BITTER BAEK FACE!”

  28. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:20 pm

    Cha Seung sucks.

  29. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:21 pm

    I hear Joe Mays is available.

  30. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 7:21 pm

    Man, what a slopballer he is.

  31. Mike G. on May 16th, 2007 7:22 pm

    Well Hamels just made my mind up for me.

  32. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:22 pm

    Yeah Hamels sucks.

  33. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:23 pm

    /sarcasm

  34. msb on May 16th, 2007 7:23 pm

    does this mean the Angels remembered overnight that they are the Angels, and won’t be taking the night off again?

  35. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 7:24 pm

    Tomorrow’s headline: “CHA SEUNG DRECK”

  36. DKCecil on May 16th, 2007 7:25 pm

    Quicker tag by Beltre has him.

  37. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:25 pm

    and Sean white is unavailable. And Jason Davis can’t go that many, I bet.
    O’Flaherty time!

  38. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 7:26 pm

    I don’t understand why John Lackey is so underrated. He comes of age in Game 7 of the 2002 World Series, pitches great ever since … and nobody thinks of him as an ace.

  39. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:27 pm

    He’s been overshadowed both figuratively and literally by Bartolo Colon’s reputation.

  40. Mike G. on May 16th, 2007 7:28 pm

    38-Probably because his name is Lackey.

  41. SexsonPower on May 16th, 2007 7:28 pm

    ok time to bounce back. it could have been worse then 2 runs. lets go offense!

  42. SexsonPower on May 16th, 2007 7:30 pm

    ICHIRO!!!

  43. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:30 pm

    Ichiro! Ichiro! I love Ichiro!

  44. DKCecil on May 16th, 2007 7:30 pm

    Ichiro being Ichiro

  45. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:31 pm

    Heh. 4/20

  46. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:31 pm

    For some reason…ugh.

  47. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:34 pm

    Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul is not so good, certainly not the heir to Edgar Martinez

  48. SexsonPower on May 16th, 2007 7:34 pm

    crap!

  49. DKCecil on May 16th, 2007 7:35 pm

    Someone faster than a sloth is safe at 1st on that.

  50. DKCecil on May 16th, 2007 7:37 pm

    Ah yes, the standard Richie AB. Ball, ball, ball, strike, strike, out.

  51. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 7:37 pm

    That was a strike at the knees of anybody BUT SExson, that 3-1 pitch.

  52. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:37 pm

    It’s hard to play ball when you’ve got holes at 3-4

  53. joser on May 16th, 2007 7:39 pm

    Well, Hamels is less interesting again. BB+HR will do that. 11Ks through 7.1 innings, though. Sheesh.

  54. SexsonPower on May 16th, 2007 7:39 pm

    is it just me or can the mariners never get the guy home from 3rd with less then 2 outs!! frustrating

  55. msb on May 16th, 2007 7:39 pm

    this is beginning to seem much more familiar and normal.

  56. mark s. on May 16th, 2007 7:40 pm

    you think Sexson might have the same “shoulder” problems that Weaver has?

  57. joser on May 16th, 2007 7:41 pm

    Might be worth suggesting. “Richie, which shoulder is putting you on the DL?” “I don’t know, they haven’t told me yet”

  58. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:41 pm

    I think he might. I’m really more concerned about Ibanez, though.

  59. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:42 pm

    Chone Figgins’ Defense
    1B- Never played
    2B- Not so good
    SS- Not good at all, rarely plays
    3B- Below Average
    OF- OK

    Offense- well, if he’s such a rally starter, why is he hitting 9th?

  60. joser on May 16th, 2007 7:43 pm

    So the Angels are stocked with young talent, but they’ve said they want another “big bat.” And now the NY Daily News says Moreno will offer ARod a piece of the team to get him to sign in LAofA. We’ve had player-managers before, but player-owners?

    I guess Pepsi could dust off that Vlad-Alex “breaking the moon” ad from a few years ago…

  61. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:43 pm

    Yay!

  62. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:43 pm

    60: Michael Jordan in basketball.

  63. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:45 pm

    My Father: “Jose Vidro has added a lot to this team. He’s a quiet contributor, but he’s added a lot.”

  64. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:46 pm

    C’Mon, Guillen, put Lackey on the DL

  65. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:46 pm

    (as long as he doesn’t get seriously hurt)

  66. joser on May 16th, 2007 7:47 pm

    62, yeah, and Mario Lemieux. But I was talking about baseball.

  67. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:48 pm

    ah

  68. Jonathan on May 16th, 2007 7:48 pm

    OT, but [ot]

  69. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:49 pm

    Gah. They just went backwards.

  70. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:49 pm

    OK, OBP is good. Now we’re moving the right direction

  71. SexsonPower on May 16th, 2007 7:50 pm

    this umpire sucks

  72. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:50 pm

    Sexson, however, is an example of why Average = relevant because RBI = dependent on average and batting order position and…ugh

  73. revbill on May 16th, 2007 7:50 pm

    What’s the record for the highest percentage of posts by one person in a thread? Because I think it’s about to be shattered tonight.

  74. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:51 pm

    I’ve had way better numbers before.

  75. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:52 pm

    This is the first time I’ve had the time and the ability to post in a game thread, and it’s good to be back.

  76. DKCecil on May 16th, 2007 7:52 pm

    You’re at 50% right now, man. 37/74

  77. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:53 pm

    Without saying I’m making up for lost time, I’m posting at a good rate.

  78. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:53 pm

    Traffic is just slow tonight. On Felix Day, I’d have like 25% of the posts.

  79. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 7:53 pm

    I’m emotionally unable to accept Ichiro’s fallibility.

  80. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:54 pm

    And don’t worry, this is the last time I’ll have time to do this for a while.

  81. hub on May 16th, 2007 7:55 pm

    Well, the ‘I wish to add my light….’ disclaimer has been replaced with simply ‘Submit Comment’. So I guess anything goes.

  82. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:55 pm

    w00t

  83. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:55 pm

    I hate to say that glowing firmaments didn’t stop me before, but they didn’t top me before.

  84. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 7:55 pm

    Turning yourself into police, Corco?

  85. DizzleChizzle on May 16th, 2007 7:56 pm

    Beltre’s inconsistency is driving me nuts. Hell I wouldn’t even mind if he was a streaky hitter but he’s not even that IMO.

  86. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:56 pm

    Nah, taking a 2 week long cross country road trip with friends. The Mariners will be the 2nd to last thing on my mind.

  87. msb on May 16th, 2007 7:57 pm

    seeing Gary Matthews reminds me that Mitch had his knickers in a twist this morning, obsessing that Matthews looked 20-30 pounds lighter than last year (um, no) and then he & Sandmeyer proceeded to throw Matthews under the bus, agreeing that Matthews had tested positive (um, no) … they never did bother to get the off-season story right.

    I think what really bugs me about all this is that the majority of your casual fans get their knowledge/information via sources like KJR, and to hear them trash someone so casually …

  88. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 7:58 pm

    I have never listened to KJR-AM (listen to KJR-FM all the time when I’m in Tacoma). I never intend to.

  89. DKCecil on May 16th, 2007 8:01 pm

    Damnit Niehaus

  90. msb on May 16th, 2007 8:01 pm

    ahhh, Safeco.

  91. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 8:02 pm

    I never listen to KJR, either. It’ll just needlessly make you crazy.

  92. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:02 pm

    I am willing to donate Niehaus my eyes. Honestly.

  93. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:05 pm

    The one condition being that he has to broadcast all 9 innings on TV, unless I’m listening to the radio, in which case he has to broadcast all 9 innings on the radio.

  94. mark s. on May 16th, 2007 8:06 pm

    this is less a game thread and more David J. Corcoran’s live commomtiy on the game.

  95. msb on May 16th, 2007 8:06 pm

    I blame Dave’s trifocals.

    sadly, this morning the kitchen radio was still set at 95 after some ESPN-ing the night before; they were in mid-burial by the time I really noticed

  96. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:06 pm

    although if I’m blind I guess it doesn’t matter.

  97. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:06 pm

    If more people posted as much as I did, this would be a game thread. That’s the way I look at it.

  98. msb on May 16th, 2007 8:08 pm

    I take it back.

    The Felix Bobblehead doesn’t look like Wink Martindale. It actually looks a little bit like Kaz Sasaki

  99. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:08 pm

    Maybe recycled from 2003.

  100. joser on May 16th, 2007 8:09 pm

    I get all my KJR content from msb in game threads, so I can know what idiocy is au currant without actually having to despoil my ears or melt my brain or raise my blood pressure by actually listening to it.

    Now, can the M’s buy a hit? Is it at all normal to have these kinds of wild swings in team batting average from one night to the next?

  101. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:09 pm

    BAM!

  102. mark s. on May 16th, 2007 8:09 pm

    middle of the week, sunny day, Felix pitched last night, it is understandable… even I’m only half watching the game and doing house work.

  103. SexsonPower on May 16th, 2007 8:10 pm

    looking better baek. pick up the slack now offense, lets get at least one run this inning.

  104. joser on May 16th, 2007 8:10 pm

    Corcoran is very ‘meta’, as the kids say.

  105. hub on May 16th, 2007 8:10 pm

    Did that commercial just say, ‘Seattle’s staff of Aces….’? /gasp

  106. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:11 pm

    ‘meta’? WTF?

  107. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:11 pm

    This is the first game I’ve seriously watched that i didn’t go to all season.

  108. vaughn leland on May 16th, 2007 8:12 pm

    is 75% a good ratio for scoreless inings thrown ?

  109. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:12 pm

    I think so.

  110. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:13 pm

    But it really depends on how many runs are allowed in those 25%

  111. Jar on May 16th, 2007 8:13 pm

    What the crap is going on in the MLBTV commercial break background?

  112. vaughn leland on May 16th, 2007 8:13 pm

    baek seems to be ticking along at about that ratye for the season. mucho scoreless ininngs surrounding menos bad ones.

  113. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:14 pm

    Gotta avoid the Big Inning (TM). It’s Meche II! With worse stuff!

  114. Mike G. on May 16th, 2007 8:15 pm

    We have to have the worst 2-3-4 hitters in baseball.

  115. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 8:16 pm

    It’s “option 2,” Corco. Or, should I say, Corco™ ….

  116. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:16 pm

    That’s like calling the sky blue!

  117. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:16 pm

    What?

  118. Morgan on May 16th, 2007 8:18 pm

    114
    And our 7 hitter is a middle-order hitter on many other clubs. Go figure.

  119. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:19 pm

    As is our 5 hitter. I hate life.

  120. SexsonPower on May 16th, 2007 8:22 pm

    good job baek, he’s cruizing now!

  121. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 8:22 pm

    But life is beer, Corco.

  122. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:23 pm

    Beer is good. Therefore life is good. I see your point.

  123. Jar on May 16th, 2007 8:25 pm

    Seriously, anyone know wtf that is in the background on commercail breaks, it’s starting to freak me out.

  124. Mike G. on May 16th, 2007 8:27 pm

    Nice shot Kenji.

  125. Mike G. on May 16th, 2007 8:28 pm

    123- I haven’t paid attention, I can’t get pass the hyper-annoying Dicks Sporting Goods ad.

  126. JH on May 16th, 2007 8:29 pm

    Past tense of fly is flew, not flied.

    Yet, everyone in baseball, from announcers on down to gameday play-by-plays says “so and so flied out to right.”

    That’s always bothered me.

  127. Mike G. on May 16th, 2007 8:30 pm

    And all of the sudden it’s like me talking to a wall. It’s my High School Prom night all over again.

  128. vaughn leland on May 16th, 2007 8:31 pm

    another baek 0-fer trip thru the batting order

  129. Morgan on May 16th, 2007 8:32 pm

    “[Baek] has just about matched Lackey pitch for pitch”
    Except for 2 runs. And the fact that Lackey is pitching well. Other than that…

  130. Morgan on May 16th, 2007 8:36 pm

    That was actually a little harsh. Baek is pitching well.

  131. Rick L on May 16th, 2007 8:36 pm

    Yet another error from the formerly sure-handed Betancourt.

  132. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:37 pm

    High school prom night you were at home watching the Mariners? Even I can top that.

  133. MeatMatt on May 16th, 2007 8:37 pm

    Ah Niehaus:

    “No one should let a married man play third when Guerrero is in the game.”

    I’ve been listening to Dave a quite a number of years and this is the first nut joke I’ve heard!

  134. Mike G. on May 16th, 2007 8:38 pm

    Someone kidnapped Yuni and replaced him with this crappy fielding doppleganger we see before our eyes.

  135. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 8:38 pm

    #126: Can you walk us all through “lay” and “lie”?

  136. mshaslam on May 16th, 2007 8:39 pm

    Good job Lopez avoiding the

  137. Morgan on May 16th, 2007 8:39 pm

    I think Dave was just referring to Vlad as a widow-maker. I dunno

  138. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 8:39 pm

    #132: But can you tap dat?

  139. mshaslam on May 16th, 2007 8:39 pm

    …oops

  140. Mike G. on May 16th, 2007 8:39 pm

    It was 1997, I had hope then…

  141. Rick L on May 16th, 2007 8:42 pm

    Does it seem like we are getting an abnormal number of infield hits lately?

  142. theraven on May 16th, 2007 8:42 pm

    Look at the pencil sharpener in the MLB TV commercial break. You can see the reflection of people in the background moving around (looks like an office). Yes, it freaks me out. A Star Wars figurine and a picture of a cat?

  143. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:43 pm

    132: 10-4

  144. SexsonPower on May 16th, 2007 8:43 pm

    Iciro Funk!

  145. Rick L on May 16th, 2007 8:43 pm

    Time for another improbably infield hit by Vidro.

  146. vaughn leland on May 16th, 2007 8:44 pm

    you think grover is looking at the rsip numbers here, vidro bunts, raul hits

  147. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:44 pm

    Can we PLEASE PH for Turbo? Please?

  148. Phoenician Todd on May 16th, 2007 8:45 pm

    Gawd! DH sac bunting??!!

  149. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:45 pm

    GIDP

  150. theraven on May 16th, 2007 8:45 pm

    Chicks dig the bunt.

  151. DMZ on May 16th, 2007 8:46 pm

    Are Sims/Blowers watching the same Vidro at-bats as the rest of us? This myth about Vidro seeing a lot of pitches baffles me.

  152. Jar on May 16th, 2007 8:46 pm

    OOOhhh, a pencil sharpener! I see it now. weird.

  153. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:47 pm

    God Damnit. Should have been a double play.

  154. SexsonPower on May 16th, 2007 8:47 pm

    ok lets get the runs home now!!!!!!

  155. DMZ on May 16th, 2007 8:47 pm

    The crowd applauds Vidro for not hitting into the double play.

  156. theraven on May 16th, 2007 8:47 pm

    Did what he was going to do in the first place, advance the runners.

  157. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:48 pm

    My Father: “Vidro plays the game right. Way to move the runners over.”

  158. Rick L on May 16th, 2007 8:48 pm

    Last year, Sexson hit two grand slams after they walked Raul to load the bases.

  159. vaughn leland on May 16th, 2007 8:48 pm

    vidro ranks about 7th on the mariners, the least patient team in MLB

  160. theraven on May 16th, 2007 8:48 pm

    Suns are up 13, even with the world saying they have no chance after the unfair suspensions.

  161. Norm Charlton Fan Club on May 16th, 2007 8:48 pm

    158: In the same at-bat???

  162. nfreakct on May 16th, 2007 8:48 pm

    Wow, are the Angels unaware how bad Raul looks right now?

  163. Rick L on May 16th, 2007 8:48 pm

    But this is a new year.

  164. theraven on May 16th, 2007 8:48 pm

    How’s Richie doing this year with bases jammed? Last year he was hitting like .800.

  165. Tak on May 16th, 2007 8:48 pm

    haha, hilarious, walk Raul intentionally to face Sexson. They are both just as bad.

  166. Morgan on May 16th, 2007 8:49 pm

    Instead of a funk blast we get a fuck out.

  167. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 8:49 pm

    Gotta love it … the Angels insult Sexson, and he punishes the wrong team for it.

  168. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:49 pm

    Time for Guillen to hit a home run and unleash his rage.

  169. DizzleChizzle on May 16th, 2007 8:49 pm

    Walk Ibanez to get to the guy who’s batting .174 Genious pure genious

  170. Norm Charlton Fan Club on May 16th, 2007 8:49 pm

    How bad does Guillen want to hit a grand slam against the Angels?

  171. theraven on May 16th, 2007 8:49 pm

    I think that should’ve been a DP, but gives us another chance at lesat.

  172. Rick L on May 16th, 2007 8:50 pm

    If Guillen wants some revenge, this would be a sweet time to get it.

  173. vaughn leland on May 16th, 2007 8:50 pm

    only guillen and lopez see fewer pitcher per PA among the regulars

  174. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:50 pm

    He should try to steal signs from the catcher ,piss the other team off.

  175. DizzleChizzle on May 16th, 2007 8:50 pm

    Why is he batting 4th again?

  176. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:51 pm

    They can’t hit him.

  177. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:51 pm

    Guillen is cool.

  178. enazario on May 16th, 2007 8:51 pm

    dial it up guillen

  179. theraven on May 16th, 2007 8:52 pm

    Wow, that was a weak swing.

  180. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:52 pm

    THANK WHATEVER RELIGIOUS PERSON YOU PREFER TO THANK

  181. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:53 pm

    Guillen is a pretty neat ballplayer.

  182. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:53 pm

    damnit

  183. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 8:54 pm

    Vidro is a rally killer. I don’t know how people don’t see this.

  184. SexsonPower on May 16th, 2007 8:54 pm

    we suck!!

  185. Rick L on May 16th, 2007 8:54 pm

    Absolutely pathetic, swinging at ball four.

  186. Mike G. on May 16th, 2007 8:54 pm

    Possible props to Hargrove. He had Mr. GIDP bunt and then sent runners when bunting was no longer an option. I guess the hamster is still running the wheel up in Grover’s noggin. However that hamster smokes 2 packs a day and has an $800 a month Big Mac habit.

  187. theraven on May 16th, 2007 8:55 pm

    Did anyone else have a gut feeling that there was a breaking pitch coming?

  188. eponymous coward on May 16th, 2007 8:55 pm

    To quote Townie from The Water Boy: “Oh no! We suck again!”

  189. Rick L on May 16th, 2007 8:56 pm

    The good news is that Lackey threw 27 pitches in that inning. He is up to 90 now.

  190. Benno on May 16th, 2007 8:57 pm

    Damnit!!!!! DAMNIT! Come on Sexson and Guillen! Get the runners in!

  191. Rick L on May 16th, 2007 8:58 pm

    I am happy with Baek’s performance tonight. 2 runs in 6 and a third is pretty decent for a 5th starter.

  192. theraven on May 16th, 2007 8:59 pm

    Yeah, overall he did a great job.

  193. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 9:02 pm

    I’m happy with Baek. He’s > Ramirez and >> Weaver. Sad, but still good.

  194. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 9:02 pm

    Cha Seung is waiver wire material, and Ho is Raffy Soriano material. It’s a crazy world.

  195. Rick L on May 16th, 2007 9:03 pm

    193 He may even be >Batista

  196. theraven on May 16th, 2007 9:04 pm

    How many consec. steals is Ichiro up to?

  197. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 9:06 pm

    195: Agreed

  198. theraven on May 16th, 2007 9:06 pm

    What the hell is with Guillen lately? Has he forgotten how to pick up ground balls?

  199. soggys on May 16th, 2007 9:09 pm

    Anyone who gives up a walk to Chone Figgins right now should be fined by the ballclub.

  200. theraven on May 16th, 2007 9:11 pm

    Game over!

  201. Mike G. on May 16th, 2007 9:12 pm

    I thought our bullpen minus Mateo was won of our strong points.

  202. theraven on May 16th, 2007 9:13 pm

    Reitsma did his job. He got 2 ground balls, one just happened to be a chopper over the drawn-in infield.

  203. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 9:14 pm

    That’s a horrible, horrible PSA that is not factually based.

  204. msb on May 16th, 2007 9:14 pm

    this is all payback for the far too excessive love thrown towards the bullpen by media outlets today

  205. williebfan on May 16th, 2007 9:19 pm

    Reitsma?

  206. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 9:22 pm

    YES! SARCASM!

  207. Mike G. on May 16th, 2007 9:24 pm

    Man Sims is great. “…our hated rivals The Padres”

  208. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 9:25 pm

    That’s a good PSA

  209. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 9:30 pm

    V-Drought!

  210. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 9:30 pm

    By the way, John Lackey rules. In case anybody was wondering.

  211. theraven on May 16th, 2007 9:32 pm

    Steve Nash makes a 3!!! Sorry, I wanted to post something positive tonight.

  212. Jordan of Boise on May 16th, 2007 9:32 pm

    Way to leg that out, Turbo! *laughtrack*

    Nice to hear the faithful narrators mention that Vidro has ‘moved a couple runners over tonight,’ because a DH that can bring runners in is totally overrated.

  213. williebfan on May 16th, 2007 9:33 pm

    Sarcasm?

  214. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 9:33 pm

    Steve Nash … an inspiring story, how he escaped the grim, poverty-wracked ghetto of Victoria, B.C. to become a hardwood legend ….

  215. theraven on May 16th, 2007 9:35 pm

    I heard that bears used to attack Nash’s family on a regular basis. Not to mention a couple moose incidents in his teens.

  216. theraven on May 16th, 2007 9:35 pm

    Who’s a better hitter right now, Figgins or Sexson?

  217. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 9:36 pm

    And he overcame an addiction to Nanaimo bars.

  218. Jordan of Boise on May 16th, 2007 9:38 pm

    Who’s a better hitter right now, Sexson or the Snuggle Bear?

    At least Sexson is awesome in MLB 2k7.

  219. theraven on May 16th, 2007 9:39 pm

    How much time do you think NBA players spend practicing falling down anytime someone gets within 2 feet of them?

  220. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 9:40 pm

    Those girls were hot.

  221. David J. Corcoran I on May 16th, 2007 9:41 pm

    Sims is awesome.

  222. Mike G. on May 16th, 2007 9:41 pm

    I have a question. Jim, when you post as Thom do you paste on a fake goatee or does it just grow in werewolf style?

  223. IdahoInvader on May 16th, 2007 9:42 pm

    How come no one is curious why Ichiro wasn’t running on that full count TWO OUT pitch that Guillen inexplicably swung and missed at?

    As long as it took Napoli to pick it up, full speed running from Ichie should’ve resulted in keeping the inning going.

  224. theraven on May 16th, 2007 9:42 pm

    Wow, dorks.

  225. Lauren, token chick on May 16th, 2007 9:42 pm

    JH: You’re wrong, actually. From m-w.com:

    Main Entry: fly (3)
    Function: intransitive verb
    Inflected Form(s): flied; fly·ing
    : to hit a fly in baseball

  226. IdahoInvader on May 16th, 2007 9:43 pm

    Other than Baek, did any facet of the M’s game NOT suck tonight?

    Fielding- Bad
    Hitting- Nonexistent…even w/ runners at third and less than two outs
    Relief pitching- Not good

  227. theraven on May 16th, 2007 9:45 pm

    Idaho – We kept our uniforms pretty clean. That’s got to count for something, right?

  228. Lauren, token chick on May 16th, 2007 9:46 pm

    What?! Clean uniforms is the #1 way to tell if a team lacks grit. I guess the loss is explained now.

  229. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 9:49 pm

    Considering that I have a beard, I guess it just grows in much as it has for the last three years that I’ve had it.

  230. IdahoInvader on May 16th, 2007 9:51 pm

    227

    LOL…I guess if you don’t field the baseball much and never get on base, that’s one way to prevent those irritating dirt and grass stains, eh?

  231. JH on May 16th, 2007 9:51 pm

    HAHA…

    so according to that dictionary, baseball’s actually created “flied” as a legitimate conjugation.

    That’s kind of sweet.

    Nice work, Lauren.

  232. cjseattle on May 16th, 2007 9:51 pm

    Hey, brand new to comments here…Seems like Sexson’s at bat with the sacks juiced and one out was the crucial one for this game. For the first time, I found myself wishing Grover would show some balls and pinch hit for our woeful number four hitter. It’s time to give Broussard a shot. I’m tired of watching Sexson suck.

  233. theraven on May 16th, 2007 9:54 pm

    Exactly, we’re trying to save on cleaning costs so we can afford an upgrade to our pitching staff. I hear we’re looking into acquiring Rick Ankiel, but it may cost us $10 million and a couple good prospects.

  234. Lauren, token chick on May 16th, 2007 9:54 pm

    JH: well, it sort of makes sense. Those weird verb conjugations are left over from Old English, so they’re more than a millennium old. If you’re going to create a new verb that just happens to be based on a noun that already existed, you might as well discard those archaic forms.

    I TOLD mom that master’s degree would come in handy someday!

  235. IdahoInvader on May 16th, 2007 9:56 pm

    Master’s degree, eh? Pretty impressive. (Hopefully a great NW school like the Oregon State Beavers!)

    232

    Sexson flailing at the FIRST PITCH was especially disheartening. He was one of the few that I had thought (or hoped) hadn’t caught that nasty virus that has infected most of the rest of the line up.

  236. IdahoInvader on May 16th, 2007 10:04 pm

    235

    The virus of always swinging and making outs on that dastardly first pitch that is.

  237. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 10:15 pm

    We’re with you, CJ.

    But ….

    One, we need to pump up Sexson’s trade value so the remainder of his albatross contract isn’t a total sunk expense for the Mariners.

    And two, Grover is loyal to “experienced, proven veterans” to a fault. He’ll ride a .179-hitting Sexson into August on an everyday basis before he gives up. Or gets fired.

  238. msb on May 16th, 2007 10:29 pm

    [coughCarlEverettcough]

    Steve Nash has had to overcome the horror that is his hair.

  239. Mike G. on May 16th, 2007 10:43 pm

    We all have, we all have…

  240. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 10:52 pm

    #238: It comes with being Canadian. Blame Loverboy, Rush, Nickelback and Neil Young.

  241. Lucky Number on May 16th, 2007 11:25 pm

    Don’t lump Neil Young in with… them

  242. Thom Jimsen on May 16th, 2007 11:34 pm

    Neil is a fine musician. His hair … ummmmmmm …..

  243. AuburnM on May 17th, 2007 8:46 am

    Another quality start from Baek. That’s what really matters.

    Baek, Batista and HoRam are the keys to the season.

  244. DMZ on May 17th, 2007 8:59 am

    Plus Felix has to stay healthy. And the team needs to hit consistently. Sexson needs to warm up. And Washburn needs to stay good. Ibanez needs to find himself.

    Pretty much, everyone’s a key to the season.

  245. Xteve X on May 17th, 2007 9:17 am

    “Baek, Batista and HoRam are the keys to the season.”

    Anyone on this club learning to take a pitch once in a while would also help.

  246. IdahoInvader on May 17th, 2007 9:39 am

    Taking a pitch once in a while would indeed be a welcome change.

  247. AuburnM on May 17th, 2007 9:51 am

    Yes, all those things are important. Our lack of patience at the plate drives me crazy and it is entirely the result of bad coaching.

    Still, I am one who believes starting pitching is by far the major factor in winning baseball games.

    Besides, Baker says we have the best offense in the AL West.

  248. chief on May 17th, 2007 10:01 am

    [dupe]

  249. msb on May 17th, 2007 10:04 am

    Besides, Baker says we have the best offense in the AL West.

    to be precise, Baker says:

    “I can now say, with complete confidence, that the Mariners do have the best offense in the AL West. Yes, they still hack away at pitches, though there have been signs of a better approach. They are never going to “Moneyball” their way to a bunch of walks each game. But the one thing they can do, when a pitcher is less-than-stellar and an opponent disinterested, is hit.”

  250. Steve T on May 17th, 2007 10:15 am

    I don’t understand any argument about “best offense” that doesn’t at least look at runs scored. All that “Moneyball” and “bunch of walks” sneering pretends that walks aren’t part of scoring runs.

    The M’s are second in the division in runs per game, a tenth of a run behind Texas. Adjust for parks, and Baker’s right, but I have a feeling it’s for the wrong reason.

    We’re the only team in the West with an OPS+ over 100, too.

  251. eponymous coward on May 17th, 2007 10:20 am

    Still, I am one who believes starting pitching is by far the major factor in winning baseball games.

    The team stat that correlates best with team winning percentage is in-base percentage, at least last I checked.

    One would think ERA would correlate better if your statement was true./

  252. AuburnM on May 17th, 2007 10:33 am

    OK, that’s one I haven’t head of. What is “in-base percentage?”

  253. DMZ on May 17th, 2007 10:34 am

    “Entirely the result of bad coaching.”

    Please provide evidence that good coaching significantly improves player performance in this category or other evidence that coaching is responsible for poor performance here thanks in advance.

  254. AuburnM on May 17th, 2007 10:47 am

    #253
    Coaches should constantly deliver the message that the organization expects hitters to be patient and work deep into the count. Pound that message home all the time.

    If that doesn’t work, just before the hitter leaves for the on deck circle you say to him, “Take the first two.” When hitters are ahead 2-0 or 3-1 give them the take sign. If they ignore signs fine ‘em, bench ‘em, or trade ‘em.

    I’m old school.

  255. eponymous coward on May 17th, 2007 11:13 am

    What is “in-base percentage?”

    It’s a mistake made when attempting to type on-base percentage.

    If that doesn’t work, just before the hitter leaves for the on deck circle you say to him, “Take the first two.”

    At the major league level, a strategy like that is going to have you in a lot of 0-2 counts. Go look up what MLB batters hit from an 0-2 count and a 0-0 count.

    No, you shouldn’t swing at everything, but an inflexible strategy of taking pitches won’t work, either.

  256. AuburnM on May 17th, 2007 11:25 am

    #255

    My point is coaches and managers need to teach and enforce a patient approach at the plate.

  257. eponymous coward on May 17th, 2007 11:35 am

    That’s fine. You just can’t be inflexible about it. It’a about pitch recognition AND discipline.

    And let’s face it, I’m not telling Ichiro he has to turn into Ted Williams, either.

  258. DMZ on May 17th, 2007 11:52 am

    Please provide cases of where coaches and managers teach and enforce patient approach at plate and where that has had a significant effect on their players thanks in advance.

  259. em on May 17th, 2007 12:30 pm

    Oakland.

  260. em on May 17th, 2007 12:33 pm

    Granted, I’m only coaching 14/15-year olds, at the moment, but I certainly know that hitting approach can be taught, even to old geezers. I will also tell you that the majority of major league hitting coaches (Dave Hudgens is an exception) don’t have a clue on hitter improvement. Pentland is actually a terrible hitting coach (based on his comments regarding Beltre, Reed, and bat speed).

  261. Ralph_Malph on May 17th, 2007 1:29 pm

    You can teach 14/15 year olds, but can you teach 24 or 34 year olds?

    Oakland’s example only proves that an organizational emphasis on drafting and signing players with good pitch recognition skills leads to a system stocked with players with good pitch recognition skills.

  262. John D. on May 17th, 2007 4:18 pm

    Re: # 135 – LAY/LIE
    Reminds me of something. Once, when I was teaching 10th grade English, I was distinguishing between LIE and LAY, and said “I have laid tile often,” and a voice from the rear of the class asked, “Who’s Tile?”

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