Game 99, Mariners at Rangers

Dave · July 25, 2007 at 4:46 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

Batista vs McCarthy, 5:35 pm.

The M’s try to salvage one game out of the debacle of the last week before returning home tomorrow. Feel the excitement of pennant race baseball.

McLaren changes the line-up again, and if you can figure out the logic behinid this, you win a prize. Beltre now hitting 2nd, Vidro drops to 5th. Ibanez still hitting 3rd, of course. God forbid we mess with his awesomeness.

Adrian Beltre is the team’s best power hitter. The only players hitting for less power than Jose Vidro in the major leagues this year are Luis Castillo, Jason Kendall, Reggie Willits, and Nick Punto. That’s a 2B/leadoff hitter, a C/9th hitter, a LF/leadoff hiter, and the Twins version of Willie Bloomquist. Every other major league hitter is hitting for more power than Turbo. Regardless, Vidro now hits 5th.

I’ll always be grateful that John McLaren’s presence helped the team keep Ichiro, but man, his line-ups and bullpen usage have been pretty terrible. That might be an understatement, actually. This line-up defies logic and reason – it’s the baseball version of throwing crap at a wall and hoping something sticks. Every day, this team gives me new reasons to think that the people in charge should be doing something else with their lives.

Also, for those who want to hear me talk way too fast again, I’m doing another radio interview 10 minutes before the game starts – this time, it’s Fox Sports Radio 790 in Spokane. They have an online stream, but it requires registration, so it will take some work on your part to hear me hyperventilate today. If that’s too tough for you, you can wait until the KJR gig with Grosby on Friday afternoon.

Comments

340 Responses to “Game 99, Mariners at Rangers”

  1. naviomelo on July 25th, 2007 4:55 pm

    Go Mariners. I think I’ll have to tune in to Dave’s interview and forego the KOMO Keys to the game tonight.

  2. Mr. Egaas on July 25th, 2007 5:03 pm

    Turbo hitting 5th. Beltre up to the 2 hole.

  3. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 5:04 pm

    Beltre in the 2 hole, Vidro smacking singles in the 5 spot. Ral hitting 3rd and Adam Jones still being awesome in Tacoma.

  4. Tom on July 25th, 2007 5:07 pm

    Adam Jones is still in Tacoma, everybody read a book or go outside tonight.

  5. S-Mac on July 25th, 2007 5:08 pm

    Remember how we used to deride Hargrove for his overly consistent lineups? Hard to believe MacLaren is even more steadfast in his refusal to change things.

  6. naviomelo on July 25th, 2007 5:11 pm

    Maybe it’s just me, but it seems like they usually wait until a series is over to do any big roster moves. Do we see Jones on this upcoming homestand?

  7. Mat on July 25th, 2007 5:12 pm

    Let’s see…Beltre’s a fastball hitter, so he’ll get a lot of pitches to hit in the number 2 spot (ahead of ever-threatening Raul Ibanez), and Vidro hitting 5th acts like a second lead-off man because he’s such a great contact hitter.

    Do I win the prize?

  8. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 5:13 pm

    Jones and Balentien both K in 3 pitches, ouch.

  9. Dave on July 25th, 2007 5:15 pm

    If I had to guess at McLaren’s “reasoning”, it would be that Vidro has two of his three home runs this year against McCarthy, so he thinks that equals “Vidro hits this guy well”, and wants to get him in a spot to drive in runs.

    It’s absurd and exactly the kind of thinking that makes so many fans believe they know more about baseball strategy than these clowns, but it’s the small-sample-crap that passes for statistical analysis among managers.

  10. aaron c. on July 25th, 2007 5:15 pm

    Dave, don’t be hard on yourself. You sounded great on Friday-knowledgeable, well-prepared and confident in you opinions. I’m sure being on the radio is nerve-wracking, but you didn’t come across that way at all.

  11. jefffrane on July 25th, 2007 5:17 pm

    McLaren does seem utterly clueless in how to put together a lineup and I have to wonder how long the M’s are going to give him to figure it out.

  12. Lauren, token chick on July 25th, 2007 5:17 pm

    jefff: Do you feel like there are people in charge who actually powerfully disagree with McLaren’s lineups?

  13. Tom on July 25th, 2007 5:20 pm

    #11: Probably until Joe Girardi is officially hired by the Yankees.

  14. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 5:24 pm

    Vidro Sexson Johjima, there is a DP waiting to happen.

  15. Tom on July 25th, 2007 5:24 pm

    #13: Or check that, probably until they REALIZE that they might have a chance to lure Joe Girardi in as manager.

  16. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 5:28 pm

    Dave

    Master of Bluntness.

  17. Sports on a Schtick on July 25th, 2007 5:29 pm

    #14

    Hell, we might hit into the vaunted 5-4-3 triple play tonight.

  18. ghug on July 25th, 2007 5:35 pm

    I actually think having Beltre hit second is a good idea. If Ichiro gets on base they will try and hit fastballs to prevent Ichiro from getting easy steals. Since Beltre is a fastball hitter this is a good move. Now with Beltre and Ichiro on Ibanez will probably sacrifice (which will make him happy because it won’t raise any stats). Guillen is hitting fourth he is hot lately so that wont be bad. Vidro comes up, drives in a run or two, and then leaves it to Sexon to hit into a double play and end the rally.

    Not a bad first inning.

  19. DKCecil on July 25th, 2007 5:36 pm

    17, isn’t that going to require Sexson to get on base? That’s a huge leap.

  20. JeffS on July 25th, 2007 5:37 pm

    I agree. I like Beltre in the 2 spot. But Raul has no business hitting 3rd at this point.

  21. JR Ewing on July 25th, 2007 5:38 pm

    has anyone seen the new haircuts yet ?

  22. Dave on July 25th, 2007 5:39 pm

    There is zero evidence that a player sees a tangible positive effect from hitting 2nd in the order. It’s a myth.

  23. erich39 on July 25th, 2007 5:39 pm

    Great interview. Really fun to listen to.

  24. Sports on a Schtick on July 25th, 2007 5:39 pm

    #19

    You’re right. Ral hits the 5-4-3. The others get the garden variety 6-4-3 DP.

  25. kolson82 on July 25th, 2007 5:39 pm

    good job on the radio Dave.

  26. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 5:41 pm

    Much better job Dave this time. I could understand what you said. It is quite a treat to hear your answers right away instead of posting and waiting for them.

  27. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 5:42 pm

    I also completely agree with McLaren’s poor managing. Hargrove was growing on me for sure right before he left.

  28. DKCecil on July 25th, 2007 5:43 pm

    McLaren status: Feeling justified

  29. Sports on a Schtick on July 25th, 2007 5:43 pm

    Baker writes that most of the team had their heads shaved today. I didn’t think this team could look worse…

  30. DKCecil on July 25th, 2007 5:45 pm

    Ugh Raul

  31. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 5:47 pm

    Gritty Willie shaved his chest apparently.

    Rangers announcers, “Ibanez is a pretty good hitter…” Want him? Please?

  32. lokiforever on July 25th, 2007 5:48 pm

    Little help – my gameday is screwed up. What happened in Ibanez AB?

  33. Sports on a Schtick on July 25th, 2007 5:48 pm

    It starts with a “K”

  34. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 5:48 pm

    32- Chased a ball bout 2 feet out of the zone for a K.

  35. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 5:56 pm

    Random idea time! Let’s not waste another good outing by a starter.

  36. terry on July 25th, 2007 5:58 pm

    happy brain birthday everyone….

  37. John in L.A. on July 25th, 2007 6:00 pm

    Dave if you get a chance, could you put a percentage chance, per your best guess, that the M’s give up Adam Jones for Willis?

    I’m getting very nervous reading about our scouts showing up to watch him pitch.

  38. lokiforever on July 25th, 2007 6:00 pm

    Should we hope for a strikeout? Or is Sexson destined to GIDP?

  39. terry on July 25th, 2007 6:01 pm

    The race is neck and neck between Vidro’s SLG and OBP…. at least the human stature gets on base.

  40. thebig708 on July 25th, 2007 6:03 pm

    wow, I’m sure glad to see Sekkkkson is still batting sixth

  41. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 6:03 pm

    Congrats, Johjima you now lead the team in DP! What are you going to do now?

  42. thebig708 on July 25th, 2007 6:03 pm

    especially since Kenji is batting behind him, way to waste a decent bat Mac

  43. erich39 on July 25th, 2007 6:04 pm

    14: Well done. Although you should have been able to predict the K in the middle.

  44. Sports on a Schtick on July 25th, 2007 6:04 pm

    Joh snatches the GIDP lead away from Turbo.

  45. Sports on a Schtick on July 25th, 2007 6:07 pm

    Kenji is projected to play 146 games this season. Even God rested on the seventh day.

  46. erich39 on July 25th, 2007 6:08 pm

    Dave- Would AJ have made that play in left?

  47. terry on July 25th, 2007 6:09 pm

    The Ms staff is ranked 4th in the AL by FIP…

  48. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 6:09 pm

    Adam Jones makes the catch and the inning is over. Coming up in the top of the 3rd for the Mar… wait Adam Jones isn’t in left? Where is he? TACOMA?!?!?! WTF!!!

  49. SequimRealEstate on July 25th, 2007 6:10 pm

    “Ibanez can’t get to it.” Would Jone have made that play? I am listening on Radio.

  50. SequimRealEstate on July 25th, 2007 6:11 pm

    I see 48.

  51. Dave Clapper on July 25th, 2007 6:11 pm

    Seriously: how many times are we going to hear “Would AJ have made that play in left?” or “Adam Jones makes the catch and the inning is over” before they f*cking call him up already?!?!?! There aren’t enough interrobangs in the world to express my frustration.

  52. Norm Charlton Fan Club on July 25th, 2007 6:13 pm

    Great, we lost.

  53. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 6:13 pm

    The 84 year old grandma in left costs us another run.

  54. Grayfox on July 25th, 2007 6:15 pm

    Something needs to happen here, all teams have to do now is hit it to left, and its auto double/triple and people know it. Raul has a bum knee and Bat.

  55. ghug on July 25th, 2007 6:17 pm

    Can the announcers tell the difference between a swinging strike and a foul ball?

  56. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 6:17 pm

    Well it was fun while it lasted. Not long until the Seahawks season. At least the M’s kept us entertained into late July.

  57. Teej on July 25th, 2007 6:22 pm

    Am I pretending to see something that’s not there, or did Ichiro just slow down his bat on purpose to slow that ball down? Crazy.

  58. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 6:23 pm

    #56

    It’s not even that the season is over either, its just the fact you basically know the M’s are not going to do any of the things Dave suggests to make themselves legitimate contenders.

  59. ghug on July 25th, 2007 6:24 pm

    One of the best defensive catchers in the league throws the ball into center .

  60. JIMINEDMONDS on July 25th, 2007 6:24 pm

    At least Beltre can hit. Now into the black hole of the middle of our line-up starting with Raul, who absolutely stinks this season.

  61. apunetid on July 25th, 2007 6:24 pm

    Masterful lineup!

  62. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 6:24 pm

    Good job base coaches Ichiro should have been on 3rd. Didn’t matter but it could have.

  63. terry on July 25th, 2007 6:24 pm

    Ichiro with his 149th infield hit on the season…

    BTW, if a 1-run deficit in the 3rd is enough to get someone to give up on the season, then, well, cool….it was great knowing you.

    Crap, Ichiro scores, so i guess the season is back on again….

  64. lokiforever on July 25th, 2007 6:24 pm

    Oh the genius of McLaren!

  65. ghug on July 25th, 2007 6:25 pm

    Ichiro scores!

    I’m going to go away now, the inning is over.

  66. ghug on July 25th, 2007 6:26 pm

    62- He slid, there was no way to get to third.

  67. John in L.A. on July 25th, 2007 6:26 pm

    I bet Ichiro could grow to like having someone bat behind him that hits the occasional double to drive him home.

  68. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 6:26 pm

    Oh the genius of McLaren!

  69. scott19 on July 25th, 2007 6:27 pm

    How did we just know that Raul was NOT going to keep the rally going?…

  70. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 6:28 pm

    #63

    Fair enough but the handwriting is on the wall if last season is any indication. Hope I am wrong but I just don’t expect the M’s to do the things Dave suggests and if they don’t they just have to do a lot of hoping.

  71. Transient Gadfly on July 25th, 2007 6:28 pm

    Raul. Ibanez. Cannot. Hit. Major. League. Pitching.

  72. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 6:28 pm

    66- The throw was no where close, they should have been ready to yell before it got there and he could have easily popped up and ran. The throw got in to right center almost. IMO of course.

  73. ghug on July 25th, 2007 6:29 pm

    I would suggest making Raul the #9 hitter, but then Ichiro woould have a sudden cutoff in RBI production.

  74. ghug on July 25th, 2007 6:30 pm

    Not FAIR!!!!!!

  75. apunetid on July 25th, 2007 6:33 pm

    Just imagine how the fellows at USSRainiers feel: they’ve been waiting for Ibanez to be sent down for weeks to improve the team, and it just hasn’t happened. Meanwhile, they have this Jones guy who’s doing way too well, but they can’t get rid of him.

  76. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 6:34 pm

    #75

    Yeah that is where I started my blog commenting career.

  77. terry on July 25th, 2007 6:35 pm

    #70: Cheer up. Dave’s wrong alot. :-)

  78. scott19 on July 25th, 2007 6:35 pm

    Well, so much for the buzz cuts…

  79. David* on July 25th, 2007 6:35 pm

    Kenny Lofton: More HRs than Raul.

  80. dlb on July 25th, 2007 6:35 pm

    Regression to the mean for Batista too

  81. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 6:36 pm

    And Kenny Lofton adds to my drinking habit again, time for a liquor store run.

  82. Teej on July 25th, 2007 6:36 pm

    Lofton pretty much bunted that thing over the wall.

  83. ghug on July 25th, 2007 6:37 pm

    [deleted, excessive use of exclamation marks]

  84. scott19 on July 25th, 2007 6:38 pm

    Geez, if have to be stuck with an old geezer, er “experienced veteran” in the line-up, can we have Kenny Lofton?

  85. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 6:39 pm

    I think Sexson should grow his hair long and grow a beard like Damon had with the Red Sox.

  86. ghug on July 25th, 2007 6:42 pm

    [deleted, excessive use of exclamation marks]?

  87. John in L.A. on July 25th, 2007 6:42 pm

    I wish I knew where we stood in regards to AJ.

    Maybe Bavasi will wander by and can answer this:

    1. How many games in a row would it take before you would bring AJ up just to shake things up? 5? 10?

    Will we have to be mathematically eliminated before you will make a move?

    2. Altrenatly, how bad would Vidro or Sexson or Ibanez have to hit before you made a change? Under .200? Well, no. .150?

    Help me out, what level of crap do we have to descend to for you to move?

    And I’m just gonna put it out there that if you trade AJ for a crappy pitcher, I am done with this team again until you are fired.

  88. scott19 on July 25th, 2007 6:45 pm

    Rizzs: “And manager John McLaren is shuffling up the line-up tonight.”

    Really? Funny AJ’s still not in it yet.

  89. msb on July 25th, 2007 6:46 pm

    Your Seattle Mariners.

    Making Bad Pitching Look Good.

  90. tgf on July 25th, 2007 6:49 pm

    How many games in a row would it take before you would bring AJ up just to shake things up? 5? 10?

    Well, there’s already this bad precedent set with listening to those folks on the interweb, what with their meddling with Felix’s pitch selection. Hell, even Supergenius Tony Larussa called the M’s out for that. So if they bring him up now Bavasi will be dis-invited from the chew and spit circle at the next winter meetings.

  91. dlb on July 25th, 2007 6:50 pm

    They are going to sink or swim with the team as its composed. What is Bavasi going to do? All the moves involve the players he’s made the biggest commitments to – Sexson, Ibanez, Vidro, HoRam, and Weaver. If he makes a move involving any of those players his admitting that he screwed up royally and all those people who thought he should be fired were right. He clearly thinks that is worse than the increased odds of winning that AJones would bring or more Broussard.

  92. scott19 on July 25th, 2007 6:50 pm

    89: Good point — since I thought our alleged line-up might make McCarthy look like the Second Coming of Clemens tonight.

  93. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 6:53 pm

    #90

    “dis-invited from the chew and spit circle at the winter meetings.”

    Gotta admit that was funny. :)

  94. scott19 on July 25th, 2007 6:53 pm

    It might be a bit of a stretch, but it seems like our LOB’s in this series number in the hundreds.

  95. terry on July 25th, 2007 6:53 pm

    Man the Padres made up this afternoon….I wonder what the Brewers would give the Ms for Mateo… :-)

  96. msb on July 25th, 2007 6:56 pm

    Nick Punto … the Twins version of Willie Bloomquist.

    not to mention he’s no bigger than your thumb…

  97. manzell on July 25th, 2007 6:56 pm

    They’re really pushing the “team haircut” angle. Really selling the “team is alright” vibe back to the homeland (again, check the Baker blog)

  98. scott19 on July 25th, 2007 6:56 pm

    95: Yeah, the Brew Crew must’ve wanted Linebrink awfully bad.

  99. gomer_kyle on July 25th, 2007 6:58 pm

    [deleted, useless]

  100. scott19 on July 25th, 2007 6:58 pm

    96: Punto & Eckstein would make a great tag team in Luchidor (sp) wrestling! :)

  101. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 6:58 pm

    Yeah if the Mariners brought A.J. up and essentially admitted they were making their decisions by following the advice of a weblog it could bring down the whole baseball hierarchy. It had to be stopped before it got out of control. :)

  102. tgf on July 25th, 2007 6:59 pm

    I get so tired of hearing everyone beg to bring him up that I actually hope they don’t bring him up from AAA. Just to give you guys something more to complain about.

    That was quite the self-contradictory statement.

  103. msb on July 25th, 2007 7:00 pm

    #95–Linebrink was 3-3 this season with a 3.80 ERA as the Padres eighth-inning specialist … the Padres received left-handed relief pitcher Joe Thatcher, left-handed starter Steve Garrison and right-handed starter Will Inman.

    is this the official start of Trading Season? do we count Kendall to the Cubs?

  104. terry on July 25th, 2007 7:01 pm

    This would be a good time for Ichiro to think of the fans and try to jack one out for their entertainment

  105. DiamondDave on July 25th, 2007 7:01 pm

    I’m surprised nobody has mentioned here that Cleveland and the Angels both won 1-run games today, the Angels in the bottom of the 9th. And the Yankees are leading KC…

    but maybe everyone here has given up the playoffs thing.

  106. Teej on July 25th, 2007 7:02 pm

    I get so tired of hearing everyone beg to bring him up that I actually hope they don’t bring him up from AAA.

    Good reasoning.

  107. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 7:03 pm

    100- Following that logic shouldn’t we tell them to lose the rest of the games this season and never win a world series! Bavasi wouldn’t want people to think we are doing his job.

  108. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 7:04 pm

    #98

    Apparently you haven’t watched Ibanez and Broussard play left field.

  109. msb on July 25th, 2007 7:05 pm

    are we playing the music because someone in the truck thought it was the 3rd out?

  110. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 7:05 pm

    We should pinch hit Ellison for… uh… “defensive” reasons.

  111. kolson82 on July 25th, 2007 7:05 pm

    So, I’ve just noticed this now, but for the third day in a row whenever there is like one out and a Mariner grounds out with runners on…FSN starts playing their bumper music. The network is even used to them just GIDP all the time. sheesh.

  112. msb on July 25th, 2007 7:06 pm

    #105– the Angels win came up in an earlier thread …

  113. Teej on July 25th, 2007 7:06 pm

    They probably played the music over the P.A. and figured the Mariner baserunners would walk off the field if they heard it. “Three already? Damn.”

  114. OppositeField on July 25th, 2007 7:06 pm

    Haha, Blowers saying “nice” at Beltre’s hit just now. The things these guys have resorted to getting excited about.

  115. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 7:06 pm

    #107

    Those are too general. We are talking about specific things that the Mariners should do to make themselves legitimate contenders which the Mariners F.O. never seem to do.

  116. kolson82 on July 25th, 2007 7:06 pm

    Sorry, I should have added…even though they are not out of the inning yet, FSN plays their music. Still funny.

  117. Teej on July 25th, 2007 7:07 pm

    Does that count as an RBI for Raul? :) Disgusting swing.

  118. dlb on July 25th, 2007 7:07 pm

    Ibanez is money on the weak swing and miss turning into a run.

  119. Jake on July 25th, 2007 7:08 pm

    The Rangers always play that FSN bumper music whenever they make a “good” play, like Michael Young’s diving stop. It’s not the truck, it’s the PA system at the field.

  120. msb on July 25th, 2007 7:08 pm

    did Guillen look a little gimpy crossing the plate there?

  121. kolson82 on July 25th, 2007 7:09 pm

    #113 – haha. I am glad I have something to smile at. Thanks for the laugh. and in response to #114 did you notice how the other day Sims kept talking about how the camera doesn’t always catch what a great job Raul does in LF. He actually went on to talk about how great he is because he is always so reliable backing up 2nd and 3rd. Heck, by Sims’s logic, let’s just sign a little leaguer and stick him or her out there.

  122. scott19 on July 25th, 2007 7:10 pm

    116: Well, it almost worked last night in game #2 — we grabbed a lead for all af about three minutes after they cued the FSN music too early.

  123. msb on July 25th, 2007 7:11 pm

    of course, if Vidro gets on, we then enter the Black Hole …

  124. msb on July 25th, 2007 7:11 pm

    never mind.

  125. OppositeField on July 25th, 2007 7:13 pm

    121 – Yeah I heard that. I’ve been to four games now this season and there really isn’t anything positive to say about Ibanez’s fielding. Describing what he does as “backing up 2nd and 3rd” is such a joke. That’s literally what the position is there for; handle the balls that make it out of the infield.

    I like Sims for the most part, but this kind of stuff irks me.

  126. TV Producer on July 25th, 2007 7:15 pm

    resident expert says 111 and 116 is wrong and 119 is correct, it comes from the ballpark PA system.

  127. msb on July 25th, 2007 7:17 pm

    #126– nothing against Fox, but why would anyone pick that as in-stadium bumper music?

  128. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 7:18 pm

    Yeah, Johjima and Batista work real well together.

  129. dlb on July 25th, 2007 7:18 pm

    this is going to end badly

  130. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 7:19 pm

    Batista use your multi-lingual poem writing powers!

  131. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 7:20 pm

    The way to end this losing streak is for the all the Mariners to quit shaving for the rest of the season.

  132. TV Producer on July 25th, 2007 7:20 pm

    127. maybe they can’t get clearance to use the FOX NFL theme to celebrate the coming of the cowboys to arlington.

  133. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 7:21 pm

    PSSST, I got a secret. Batista is done!

  134. Lauren, token chick on July 25th, 2007 7:23 pm

    Really, the only possible response to the way things are going is profanity. Lots and lots of fucking profanity.

  135. Jake on July 25th, 2007 7:23 pm

    Mariners continue losing streak. In other news, Mr. Roboto speaks Japanese.

  136. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 7:24 pm

    You can tell Young sucked at football as a kid.

  137. dlb on July 25th, 2007 7:24 pm

    did we really have to go through the heart of their order watching them butcher Batista to realize he was done? Couldn’t they have noticed than when a) he walked the 9 hitter b) had the trainer come out c) threw a pitch 4 feet away from Kenji d) threw another wild pitch…what are they waiting for? Are they waiting for him totally blow the game?

  138. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 7:25 pm

    And red rover…

  139. sankthetank on July 25th, 2007 7:26 pm

    133 — how did you get such great inside information?

  140. Jake on July 25th, 2007 7:26 pm

    Ya Simms, you can’t estimate the % of the time a leadoff walk in an inning will come around to score.

    Please talk about Washburn’s deer farm in Wisconsin, and about the artifical insemination process again, it’d be more interesting and accurate.

  141. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 7:27 pm

    #134

    The only time I ever say f*ck is when miss a 3 foot putt. :)

  142. DizzleChizzle on July 25th, 2007 7:28 pm

    Batista should walk more batters, seems to bring out the best in him.

  143. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 7:28 pm

    #140

    Gotta admit THAT was funny. :)

  144. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 7:29 pm

    139- I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy that makes shit up… that kinda thing.

  145. Swungonandbelted on July 25th, 2007 7:29 pm

    That was an awkward looking pitch….

  146. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 7:30 pm

    What’s funny is McLaren actually thinks he’s smart by leaving Miggie in to rot. Guess he didn’t learn the lesson from HoRam the other day in this same park in this same inning.

  147. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 7:30 pm

    At least we don’t do the Byrd flap, we have that self respect and pride as Mariners fans still.

  148. dlb on July 25th, 2007 7:31 pm

    Woo! The wrecking crew is coming up to do some damage. I can’t think of a hotter three hitters than Sexson, Joh, and Lopez.

  149. enazario on July 25th, 2007 7:32 pm

    137- McLaren is saving the bullpen for next season.

  150. Grayfox on July 25th, 2007 7:32 pm

    Raul, yuni, ellison :P

  151. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 7:33 pm

    Funny how they’re smart enough to take their starting pitcher out before disaster strikes.

  152. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 7:34 pm

    Richie is definitely hitting over .200…when there’s no one on base.

  153. enazario on July 25th, 2007 7:34 pm

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  154. dlb on July 25th, 2007 7:34 pm

    Maybe they will pinch run Ellison early enough where we can see Ibanez, Ellison, Sexson. That would be a sight.

  155. Jake on July 25th, 2007 7:34 pm

    Simms calling everyone “big boy” or “big guy” is kind of disturbing and uncreative at once.

  156. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 7:35 pm

    Johjima getting ready to pad his GIDP lead stat.

  157. Grayfox on July 25th, 2007 7:35 pm

    double play

  158. Lauren, token chick on July 25th, 2007 7:36 pm

    Jake: Just imagine Sims all dolled up in drag and whispering it seductively to Sexson. It’s more entertaining than the game!

  159. enazario on July 25th, 2007 7:36 pm

    PSSSTTT…Kenji pulls everything. Don’t tell anyone.

  160. Jake on July 25th, 2007 7:36 pm

    WAY TO HUSTLE KENJI!!!!

  161. dlb on July 25th, 2007 7:38 pm

    Wouldn’t you love to be the pitching coach facing the M’s? How easy would that be to game plan. “Look – don’t throw strikes and they will swing. #2-#9 are all dead pull hitters who either refuse or don’t know how to hit the ball on the outer half of the plate…and their DH…well we can just bring the OF in to softball depth to take care of that guy.”

  162. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 7:38 pm

    Good thing we don’t hit and run there. Sexson is so fast, Kenji never makes contact and he certainly never hits into the ground for a dp…sigh

    Didn’t Lopez used to be able to hit?

  163. Grayfox on July 25th, 2007 7:38 pm

    Remember when kenji was hittin 300 +? and people were hopeing he would be on the all star team? And now the true kenji shows up.

  164. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 7:39 pm

    Wow, this Ranger announcing crew is different. They are telling Yo Momma jokes.

  165. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 7:39 pm

    Mariners great offense: One…slow…base…at…a…time…zzzzzz

  166. Lauren, token chick on July 25th, 2007 7:39 pm

    Please let Ichiro get a hit with someone on base. Please.

  167. Grayfox on July 25th, 2007 7:39 pm

    Ok here comes out 11 game losing streak to end our season, and we turn from buyers to sellers, and we trade Sherril and guillen away for 2a players.

  168. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 7:41 pm

    Ichiro will sacrifice bunt here.

  169. dlb on July 25th, 2007 7:42 pm

    I wonder what the cricket is saying. Probably ‘Go Mariners’…the immortal words of David Sims

  170. Lauren, token chick on July 25th, 2007 7:42 pm

    Hahaha. Cricket interpretation.

    Aww. It would have been awesome if he’d said “take a look at…” and gone to a graphic of translated cricket phrases.

  171. pumpkinhead on July 25th, 2007 7:43 pm

    christ on a cracker.

  172. Lauren, token chick on July 25th, 2007 7:43 pm

    God. It really is like failure, and swinging at bad pitches, and errors, and everything else is contagious. I can see how people fall into using these types of cliches.

  173. DKCecil on July 25th, 2007 7:43 pm

    I think the cricket was saying “Call up Adam Jones”, but my cricketese is kind of rusty.

  174. enazario on July 25th, 2007 7:43 pm

    He he. Sims just said “dived out of the zone”. I hope his English teacher wasn’t listening.

  175. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 7:43 pm

    Yeah it is real rare to see Ichiro swing at a pitch 5 feet outside of the strike zone.

  176. Grayfox on July 25th, 2007 7:43 pm

    hahahahahaha and to cap off our amazing road trip.

  177. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 7:44 pm

    Simms exclaims what a “great pitch” it was. Yeah, throw it three feet outside and low and even our best hitter is dumb enough to hack at it rather than take a walk.

    Real “great” (eyes rolling)

  178. kolson82 on July 25th, 2007 7:44 pm

    #164 – Head over to http://www.lookoutlanding.com for a really funny transcript (whether it’s real or not is debatable) of a post-game discussion between the Rangers announce crew.

  179. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 7:44 pm

    Er uh “Sims” that is

  180. kolson82 on July 25th, 2007 7:45 pm

    I should replace “debatable” with “irrelevant”. I don’t know if Jeff just made it up. But it doesn’t matter, because either way, satire or no satire, it’s effing hilarious.

  181. Grayfox on July 25th, 2007 7:45 pm

    our 16 left on base compared to thier 4 left on, how pathetic.

  182. enazario on July 25th, 2007 7:47 pm

    McLaren is old school. Pitch till you drop.

  183. Swungonandbelted on July 25th, 2007 7:47 pm

    WTF was that??!

  184. dlb on July 25th, 2007 7:48 pm

    Does Beltre not know that there is another player nearby?

  185. Borat4President on July 25th, 2007 7:49 pm

    #35 for A-Rod. Off Gil Meche.

  186. enazario on July 25th, 2007 7:49 pm

    I’m not sure yuni can make it but beltre was way out there.

  187. Swungonandbelted on July 25th, 2007 7:50 pm

    184: Yep, and that the nearby player has 20+ errors already…which may have influenced his desire to perform a faceplant…

  188. pumpkinhead on July 25th, 2007 7:53 pm

    You may have caught that 3 years ago Kenny, but not now.

  189. DizzleChizzle on July 25th, 2007 7:53 pm

    Crap I posted this in the wrong blog, but can someone tell me if the pitch that Ichiro struck out to was a strike and what kind of pitch was it?

  190. Borat4President on July 25th, 2007 7:54 pm

    I think it was a slider, and it was a few feet outside.

  191. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 7:55 pm

    189

    Waaaaaay outside and it was almost in the dirt. You know this team…no walks allowed!

  192. John in L.A. on July 25th, 2007 7:56 pm

    99 – If I ever start a website, I’m calling it (Deleted, Useless).

  193. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 7:56 pm

    188

    MANY moons ago, I rememeber when he played against our Beavs for Lute’s ‘cats. I think it was on the team we crushed at Gill w/ Payton in 1990. (Those were the days…sigh)

  194. bhsmarine on July 25th, 2007 7:56 pm

    And Vidro needs a 2RBI hit or else were screwed. We need this!

  195. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 7:57 pm

    As many hits as Vidro has had lately, this sure WOULDN’T be a good time to NOT get another one.

  196. enazario on July 25th, 2007 7:58 pm

    it will take a triple to score ibanez

  197. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 7:58 pm

    I wonder if Sims wonders what the crickets would say if we actually had three straight baserunners

  198. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 7:58 pm

    196…from third

  199. enazario on July 25th, 2007 8:00 pm

    Infield track power

  200. David* on July 25th, 2007 8:04 pm

    What the funk.

  201. hititagainandagainandagain on July 25th, 2007 8:04 pm

    At least he stayed out of the DP.

  202. enazario on July 25th, 2007 8:11 pm

    what a cannon

  203. David* on July 25th, 2007 8:12 pm

    I wanna see Mark Lowe, I need to see if my mancrush has faded.

  204. Jake on July 25th, 2007 8:14 pm

    Wild pitch #3.

  205. enazario on July 25th, 2007 8:14 pm

    Passed ball.

  206. dlb on July 25th, 2007 8:15 pm

    Man they are just playing like crap. All the way around. Just not doing anything right.

  207. pumpkinhead on July 25th, 2007 8:15 pm

    Thanks for that easy out, Corky.

  208. kenshabby on July 25th, 2007 8:16 pm

    This game is giving me intestinal cramps. 70% due to player performance, 30% due to the sickeningly banal and idiotic commentary by the Sims/Blowers two-headed broadcasting monster. It’s like these guys have chips implanted in their brains that shock them into regurgitating optimistic drivel at select moments. “But it’s a long season!” “Sexson has two hits tonight – both hit really hard!” “The crickets say ‘Go Mariners’, even though we’re in Texas!”

  209. enazario on July 25th, 2007 8:18 pm

    frank francisco’s name in spanish is Francisco Francisco.

  210. Lauren, token chick on July 25th, 2007 8:18 pm

    Blugh. So… slow…

  211. David* on July 25th, 2007 8:19 pm

    Wooooo! Mark Lowe!

  212. Jake on July 25th, 2007 8:19 pm

    That was hilarious, show Mark Lowe in the bullpen and he throws a wild pitch to the bullpen catcher. Endearing to the Mariner fans that forgot about him.

  213. msb on July 25th, 2007 8:20 pm

    #207– Corky? who, Corky St. Clair?

  214. Jake on July 25th, 2007 8:20 pm

    God, even the Mariner singles are getting loud voice inflections from our broadcasters.

  215. enazario on July 25th, 2007 8:21 pm

    If there was ever a time for dinger.

  216. dlb on July 25th, 2007 8:21 pm

    ahhhh…the obligatory last ditch Broussard AB.

  217. pumpkinhead on July 25th, 2007 8:21 pm

    Oh good, more runners we can add to our LOB.

  218. pumpkinhead on July 25th, 2007 8:22 pm

    Corky. Sammy the bat corker.

  219. dlb on July 25th, 2007 8:24 pm

    Most awesome random game I have ever attended…the night Sosa got caught corking his bat at Wrigley. The only thing I heard the rest of the night was “Sosa, that fucking maggot.” It was awesome.

  220. msb on July 25th, 2007 8:24 pm

    God, even the Mariner singles are getting loud voice inflections from our broadcasters.

    hey, they are as desperate as we are…

  221. OppositeField on July 25th, 2007 8:25 pm

    oh my god, turn off these idiots’ microphones

  222. pumpkinhead on July 25th, 2007 8:26 pm

    comon itchy.

  223. HamNasty on July 25th, 2007 8:26 pm

    BENNY BENNY BOO BOO!!

  224. enazario on July 25th, 2007 8:27 pm

    Not even with Lofton’s weak ass arm can we score on that.

  225. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 8:27 pm

    I’d like to see Ichiro wile out and get violent with the gatorade cooler.

  226. enazario on July 25th, 2007 8:28 pm

    If we get a hit here I promise never to ask for rally fries

  227. msb on July 25th, 2007 8:28 pm

    I love AB.

  228. Swungonandbelted on July 25th, 2007 8:28 pm

    Beltre!

  229. David* on July 25th, 2007 8:28 pm

    A two-out RBI! Sweeet!

  230. pumpkinhead on July 25th, 2007 8:28 pm

    Beltre!!! I do love me soma that Adrian. Quite the hot hitter lately.

  231. enazario on July 25th, 2007 8:28 pm

    Yes!!!!!

  232. Lauren, token chick on July 25th, 2007 8:29 pm

    YES! Beltre is our saving grace these days.

  233. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 8:29 pm

    Beltre is our revelation.

    Despite even Ichiro with his head up his butt in some key situations, Adrian might just help us FINALLY end this streak.

    Someone tell McDumbass its okay to use JJ in a tie game, especially if it keeps Reitsma out of the game.

  234. HamNasty on July 25th, 2007 8:29 pm

    Beltre! We heart you here at USSM.

  235. dlb on July 25th, 2007 8:29 pm

    …and he hit it the other way and didn’t try and pull it. Go figure.

  236. joser on July 25th, 2007 8:29 pm

    Would that be a “triple double” for Beltre tonight?

    Listening on the radio, I love when Dave N gets excited when a few minutes earlier it sounded like he’d given up.

  237. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 8:29 pm

    If Raul gets this run in, even with another one of his magical whiffs…the world really may come to an end.

  238. David* on July 25th, 2007 8:30 pm

    Unbelievable!!

  239. Sports on a Schtick on July 25th, 2007 8:30 pm

    I can get used to Beltre kicking ass batting second.

  240. DKCecil on July 25th, 2007 8:30 pm

    Mind exploded

  241. pumpkinhead on July 25th, 2007 8:30 pm

    And… the lead? Rauuuuuul!

  242. OppositeField on July 25th, 2007 8:30 pm

    way to go guys!

  243. Lauren, token chick on July 25th, 2007 8:30 pm

    Holy guacamole!!

    Rauuuuuuuuuuuul!

    (yes, that was a lot of U’s to restore for one hit. But like the broadcasters, I am ready to overreact!)

  244. Jake on July 25th, 2007 8:30 pm

    Raul isn’t Ral for a night.

  245. dlb on July 25th, 2007 8:30 pm

    ummm…did Beltre get to bat twice?

  246. Sports on a Schtick on July 25th, 2007 8:30 pm

    OMG

  247. HamNasty on July 25th, 2007 8:31 pm

    I still think you should be on the bench Ral, but thanks for the RBI.

  248. dlb on July 25th, 2007 8:32 pm

    think of it as a parting gift from Raul.

  249. pumpkinhead on July 25th, 2007 8:32 pm

    237: World ended.

  250. Sports on a Schtick on July 25th, 2007 8:32 pm

    Somewhere Adam Jones sheds a tear.

  251. kenshabby on July 25th, 2007 8:33 pm

    I can’t believe my eyes. Who shall pitch bottom eighth, I wonder…

  252. msb on July 25th, 2007 8:33 pm

    yes, that was a lot of U’s to restore for one hit. But like the broadcasters, I am ready to overreact!

    one must remember that Sims and Blowers don’t have the vast experience broadcasting baseball futility that Neihaus does

  253. Grayfox on July 25th, 2007 8:34 pm

    well there goes that.

  254. enazario on July 25th, 2007 8:34 pm

    Sherril and Putz here we go baby

  255. HamNasty on July 25th, 2007 8:35 pm

    Please tell me Retisma isn’t warming up? The Ranger crew doesn’t seem to ever show the M’s pen.

  256. huhwhat on July 25th, 2007 8:35 pm

    Who exactly gave Sherrill the “Governor” nickname?

  257. huhwhat on July 25th, 2007 8:36 pm

    255 – Sherrill’s up

  258. HamNasty on July 25th, 2007 8:36 pm

    Thank you huhwhat and McLaren.

  259. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 8:37 pm

    Hey!!!

    Where’s Reitsma…our “8th inning guy?”

    (Totally kidding)

  260. msb on July 25th, 2007 8:37 pm

    #256– Sims has been flirting with it. me, I’m sticking with The Pear.

  261. Jake on July 25th, 2007 8:38 pm

    I’m partial to David Wells’ bastard son myself.

  262. Jake on July 25th, 2007 8:41 pm

    Sims calls him the governor because “he doesn’t commute left-handers’ sentences.”

  263. Grayfox on July 25th, 2007 8:41 pm

    lol “filthy”

  264. Jake on July 25th, 2007 8:42 pm

    Using George as a LOOGY, awesome.

  265. pumpkinhead on July 25th, 2007 8:42 pm

    Game, Set, Match.

  266. Jasper on July 25th, 2007 8:42 pm

    Whoa whoa whoa… what was that BA allowed v. righties??

  267. Grayfox on July 25th, 2007 8:43 pm

    I dunno, but i dont think this is the right move at this point, i would of waited one more out, i mean george only threw a few pitches. But i guess we will have to wait and see what happens.

  268. dlb on July 25th, 2007 8:43 pm

    .209…good thing we pull him before the righties start mashing

  269. Lauren, token chick on July 25th, 2007 8:43 pm

    “Here comes… the BIG guy. Do you like my fishnets? They only go up to my thighs, see?”

  270. HamNasty on July 25th, 2007 8:43 pm

    Can we start calling 5 out saves a “JJ”?

  271. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 8:44 pm

    tough save here even for JJ

  272. Grayfox on July 25th, 2007 8:46 pm

    Did weaver shave his head?

  273. dlb on July 25th, 2007 8:46 pm

    me like

  274. Lauren, token chick on July 25th, 2007 8:47 pm

    Damn, yeah. I thought at least he usually came in with two outs in the 8th.

  275. G-Man on July 25th, 2007 8:47 pm

    I have never heard an explanation as to why JJ is throwing the split so seldom this year.

    Does anyone here know?

  276. pumpkinhead on July 25th, 2007 8:48 pm

    oh fuck

  277. Grayfox on July 25th, 2007 8:48 pm

    oooo wow, just our luck huh,

  278. Jake on July 25th, 2007 8:48 pm

    It was bound to happen someday.

  279. David* on July 25th, 2007 8:48 pm

    Heck of a run, JJ. Still the team MVP.

  280. G-Man on July 25th, 2007 8:49 pm

    272, no, per Drayer on the pregame. He also left to fly home just before the game, as he starts tomorrow, but that was no why.

    And if you had Ramon Vasquez in the first blown save for JJ pool, you win.

  281. Grayfox on July 25th, 2007 8:49 pm

    I think ichiro should of at least tried for it, it didnt go that far over the wall.

  282. huhwhat on July 25th, 2007 8:50 pm

    I blame JJ getting his head shaved…and Dave Sims…

  283. kenshabby on July 25th, 2007 8:50 pm

    Whoops. BS #1.

  284. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 8:54 pm

    hard hit ball by Vidro.

  285. jephdood on July 25th, 2007 8:54 pm

    #281 – He didn’t try for it because he couldn’t get to it. Outfield was playing shallow to prevent the runner on 2nd from scoring on a single.

  286. Sports on a Schtick on July 25th, 2007 8:54 pm

    Hell we still got a shot as long as Benoit is pitching.

  287. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 8:54 pm

    Game, Set, Season

  288. Swungonandbelted on July 25th, 2007 8:55 pm

    yet another weak effing ground out from Sexson…

  289. HamNasty on July 25th, 2007 8:55 pm

    Thanks for pissing in our Cheerios Rangers…

  290. Jake on July 25th, 2007 8:56 pm

    Am I the only one that hates Sims’ “Mariner Nation” decree?

  291. DizzleChizzle on July 25th, 2007 8:56 pm

    Is it ok to hit the panic button now?

  292. DAMellen on July 25th, 2007 8:56 pm

    I guess it wasn’t gonna last forever. That wasn’t an easy spot. Still, that’s a tough way to get swept. Don’t worry, JJ. You’re still our MVP.

  293. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 8:56 pm

    The thrill is gone…

  294. Swungonandbelted on July 25th, 2007 8:57 pm

    way to put up a fight in the 9th you hosers….

  295. kenshabby on July 25th, 2007 8:59 pm

    I’m guessing that this is the first ever 4-game sweep for the Mariners in which they lost each game by one run. In fact, I’m guessing that this has happened fewer than five times in MLB history.

  296. Sports on a Schtick on July 25th, 2007 8:59 pm

    The ship be sinking.

  297. The Unknown Comic on July 25th, 2007 9:00 pm

    The Rangers are back in the race!

  298. jephdood on July 25th, 2007 9:00 pm

    What’s the popular term around here? Regression to the mean? Yeah… this team was never very good, people.

  299. msb on July 25th, 2007 9:00 pm

    that does just put the cherry on top, though– winding up the losing road trip with the blown save…

  300. Sports on a Schtick on July 25th, 2007 9:02 pm

    The Mariners should avoid the state of Texas forever.

  301. DizzleChizzle on July 25th, 2007 9:02 pm

    Three 6 games losing streaks this season and this current one is not even over yet. I suddenly don’t feel so confident about their chances against Oakland.

  302. Lauren, token chick on July 25th, 2007 9:02 pm

    Please let just one tiny (adamjones) thing come out of this series of unfortunate events…

  303. JIMINEDMONDS on July 25th, 2007 9:03 pm

    R.I.P. 2007 Seattle Mariners.

  304. Tom on July 25th, 2007 9:03 pm

    I honestly want to yell at the top of my voice in Bill Bavasi’s ear right now.

    Hmmmmmmmm, you lose 5 one run games in a week. Richie Sexson is hitting .200, and Adam Jones is in Tacoma.

    Does our GM have shit for brains or what?

    This is pathetic, we are 3.5 games out in July and I feel like the season just ended. This isn’t a feeling I’m supposed to get, but it’s hard not to.

  305. Swungonandbelted on July 25th, 2007 9:03 pm

    When they were panning down the dugout fence with all of the M’s leaning on it, they looked like a team with a completely broken spirit… there wasn’t any fight in them at that point.

  306. DizzleChizzle on July 25th, 2007 9:04 pm

    It seemed like they had 2 men on base every inning?

  307. rrose on July 25th, 2007 9:05 pm

    “is it ok to hit the panic button now?”

    I have this bad feeling that won’t be necessary – that Bavasi will do that for us (ala Woody, 1997). I hope I’m wrong.

  308. jephdood on July 25th, 2007 9:06 pm

    Yeah. With two outs.

  309. scott19 on July 25th, 2007 9:08 pm

    When the mojo even goes south for JJ, you know things aren’t going well.

  310. jephdood on July 25th, 2007 9:09 pm

    Bavasi looks like the effeminate alien “Roger” on American Dad.

    Sorry.. I’M PISSED!

  311. JeffS on July 25th, 2007 9:10 pm

    Wow. Can’t wait to get out of Texas. We couldn’t buy a break the entire series.

  312. jefffrane on July 25th, 2007 9:10 pm

    Losing four games to Texas is inexcusable. Losing four games to Texas by one run is criminal. And depressing as hell.

    I haven’t believed the M’s were playoff material all season, but there were some glimpses of a team that could at least keep up. Now? They look just as bad as predicted and the unwillingness of the front office to do anything, even the simplest of obvious moves, is disgusting.

  313. DizzleChizzle on July 25th, 2007 9:10 pm

    Hypothetically speaking, if the M’s are like 5 or 6 games out by July 31st should they still look to make a trade?

  314. Tom on July 25th, 2007 9:11 pm

    Please God, let Bavasi be back on the hot seat after this one.

  315. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 9:11 pm

    WOW! The night of unlikely occurences continues:

    Bill Krueger actually realizes we need to solve the “8th inning problem” and maybe Sherril should’ve been left in!

    Amazing. Simple logic DOESN’T escape an FSN announcer!

    How soon until football and basketball start?

  316. DAMellen on July 25th, 2007 9:12 pm

    Well, 307, if he adds a player that ends up being the best member of our bullpen, I guess it’ll be okay. Still, I see what you mean. Who’s ready for Contreras-mania?

  317. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 9:13 pm

    Fwiw, if the 92 mph w/ no splitter Putz is around again, this could get downright depressing. HAD to be a brief aberration, right?

    Fwiw you all do remember the big dingers he gave up in 2004 & 2005 I assume.

  318. Tom on July 25th, 2007 9:14 pm

    #316: That player would probably be Mark Lowe or Kam Mickolo. . .

  319. Tom on July 25th, 2007 9:15 pm

    #318: At the reliever will be, the starter would be someone like Jose Contreras.

  320. Tom on July 25th, 2007 9:15 pm

    At least*

    Sorry, I’m a little flustered tonight.

  321. Jake on July 25th, 2007 9:17 pm

    Oh F- no…they’re talking about Dontrelle Willis on FSN. Like usual, Krueger says that Dontrelle would be “good” in the Mariner rotation.

  322. eddieranch on July 25th, 2007 9:17 pm

    Remembering the stat some ESPN guy quoted about the Ms before all-star game. We were +13 games over .500 but with only a +17 run differential. He said that kind of math had to catch up with the Ms. Guess it has in a hurry.

  323. JIMINEDMONDS on July 25th, 2007 9:17 pm

    [deleted, tasteless]

  324. Jake on July 25th, 2007 9:18 pm

    I don’t think I liked that Japanese Pearl Harbor joke sir.

  325. Teej on July 25th, 2007 9:19 pm

    323: Replacing Johjima with a questionable prospect is only half as absurd as your attempt at humor.

  326. jephdood on July 25th, 2007 9:19 pm

    Can someone fashion another ‘open letter’ to address all the moves that NEED to be made? Seemed to work before…

  327. IdahoInvader on July 25th, 2007 9:20 pm

    …or we could just play Burke oh…I dunno…say, uh TWICE a week, instead of once?

  328. kenshabby on July 25th, 2007 9:21 pm

    323 – Curious, my Japanese wife found your comment amusing, but I didn’t.

  329. marinermiles on July 25th, 2007 9:21 pm

    323. Sorry, that’s not funny at all.

  330. eddieranch on July 25th, 2007 9:21 pm

    missed in the Vazquez HR was the fact that Texas sacrificed a man to 2nd. That caused the outfield to play in. Not saying Ichiro would have caught the HR but Texas scrappiness helped it happen.

  331. Sports on a Schtick on July 25th, 2007 9:26 pm

    I want to see Adam Jones in Seattle right now, if only for the fact he hasn’t disappointed me like so many others on this team.

  332. Nuss on July 25th, 2007 9:30 pm

    You know, how long can everything go wrong all at the same time? You know it’s bad when Putz gives up a bomb to Vazquez.

    Keep the faith, people.

  333. JMHawkins on July 25th, 2007 9:30 pm

    How many Home Runs did we just hit in a four game series at The Bandbox in Arlington?

  334. Tom on July 25th, 2007 9:38 pm

    1

  335. rrose on July 25th, 2007 9:49 pm

    316

    That’s not the way I look at it. I was thinking more in terms of Varitek and Lowe for a lousy pitcher who would be out of the league within a few years in a trade that no sane General Manager, and few intoxicated, desperate fans with even a modicum of baseball knowledge would have made.

  336. loki on July 25th, 2007 9:49 pm

    It’s not that bad people. We’ve lost 6 in a row, but we were in 5 of the 6 games. We’re only 3.5 back of the Angels.

    It only hurts this much because we could have made one or two plays and won each of those 5 close games.

    Now that we’ve lost 6 in a row with our offense disappearing, perhaps we’ll get to see Adam Jones join the club. If we’d continued to scrape out wins, there might never have been an excuse to bring him up.

    Go M’s!

  337. Tom on July 25th, 2007 9:52 pm

    #336: Not to be a Debbie Downer, but sadly you forget who our GM is.

  338. Sports on a Schtick on July 25th, 2007 9:58 pm

    This team is backward enough to pitch Horacio on the road, give Sexson plenty of at-bats and allow Ibanez to play left (and give him plenty of at-bats to boot).

    Color me skeptical.

  339. kenshabby on July 25th, 2007 10:04 pm

    My season-long skeptical optimism has shifted firmly into doubtful cynicism. It’s not just the losing streak – it’s the lackluster play, the apparent lifelessness of the players, the incompetence of McLaren, the lack of good platooning, the unwillingness to call up AJ, etc. Our starting rotation and oft-impotent offense are just too weak to stay in this thing.

  340. DAMellen on July 25th, 2007 10:47 pm

    330, you’re a madman. Seriously.

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