U.S.S. Mariner

19 Mar

Zombies to pursue Ichiro for his delicious brain

Doctor: “Ichiro has a very fine prefrontal cortex”

I… hee hee hee. Thanks to msb for the pointer.

13 Responses to “Zombies to pursue Ichiro for his delicious brain”

  1. 1
    weebs said:

    wut.

  2. 2
    julian said:

    Linky no worky: “Firefox doesn’t know how to open this address, since the protocol (doctor) isn’t associated with any program”

  3. 3
    Jimmie the Geek said:

    Linky already fixed, so I won’t bother posting it like I was gonna.

    It’s an interesting article, though. Definitely worth the read.

    Jimmie

  4. 4
    Mo Vaughn Is My Hero said:

    Really, Derek? Zombies? So Raul has finally resorted to eating his own teammates?

  5. 5
    Gabriel said:

    “Celebrity brain scientist.” Nice.

  6. 6
    AssumedName said:

    Don’t the M’s keep at least one roster spot to fill with the Ambulatory Dead? Oh, right…that’s the DH spot…

  7. 7
    Jar said:

    So, is this spring the result of Ichiro finally getting to a place where he feels right?

    ;-)

  8. 8
    joser said:

    I wonder if Ichiro’s consistent meals before the game is also a result of his experience with food poisoning the first time he was over here. I know that would make me a bit gunshy about trying anything creative before a game. He probably has always stuck to a routine, but it would be interesting to know if he allowed any variations back when he was playing in Japan.

  9. 9
    Karen said:

    It’s nice to see that the title and the doctor’s quote AREN’T a result of Ichiro requiring brain surgery for being “beaned” by some wild rookie pitcher…

  10. 10
    Steve T said:

    This “brain scientist” sounds like an astrologer to me. He doesn’t appear to actually know anything about how brains.

  11. 11
    joser said:

    The Japanese have their own peculiar folk beliefs (just as Americans generally do, though about different things). Many Japanese won’t get married, or even date seriously, without knowing the blood type of the other person.

  12. 12
    Sentinel said:

    If Ichiro! feels that he’s been deficient, and that he can finally perform at 100%, then imagine what could happen this year?

  13. 13
    mln said:

    Speaking of eating brains, this reminds of that scene in the movie Hannibal where Anthony Hopkins serves Julianne Moore the brains of Ray Liotta for dinner.

    Yuck.

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