U.S.S. Mariner

31 Mar

Game 1, Rangers at Mariners

Let’s stay calm, okay, let’s not lose our heads. It’s-it’s-it’s-it’s a fine ID, it’ll-it’s gonna work, it’s passable, okay, this isn’t terrible. It’s up to you, Fogel. This guy’s either going to think here’s another guy with a fake ID, or here’s McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor. — Superbad

My thoughts on the team, or what Dave believes about the season, don’t matter at all to what happens this season. All the team has to do is take the field and win, over and over, for us all to see the Mariners to have a chance at the postseason success we all want.

So win.

Dave adds: Watching Ryan Zimmerman hit a walk off bomb to open the Nationals new park last night, I was reminded that baseball often gives us amazing stories that sound straight out of a movie. We can talk about probability and likely scenarios all we want, but in the end, there’s always a chance that baseball writes a narrative that just doesn’t go along with expectations. Here’s to hoping the 2008 Mariners narrative blows probability out of the water. Go M’s.

3:45 Seattle time. Millwood v Bedard. FSN or another outlet, depending on where you are.

Rangers
2B-R Kinsler
SS-R Young
CF-L Hamilton
3B-L Blalock
DH-B Bradley
RF-R Byrd
LF-L Murphy
C-R Laird
1B-L Broussard

Mariners
CF-L Ichiro!
2B-R Lopez
LF-L Ibanez
1B-R Sexson
3B-R Beltre
RF-L Wilkerson
DH-B Vidro
C-R Johjima
SS-R Betancourt

271 Responses to “Game 1, Rangers at Mariners”

  1. 1
    NBarnes said:

    Baseball today! Real baseball!

    I wish I weren’t so busy so that I could have had time to get into a fantasy league. I find that it really helps offer some context.

  2. 2
    SeabassP said:

    I am so pumped for this season, although it worries me a little bit that all (or most) of the ESPN talking heads have picked the Mariners to win the AL West. They are never right.

    Oh and I need to get my money right so I can get my MLB.tv

  3. 3
    BloomquistFan16 said:

    Kinsler’s out with the flu. Advantage Mariners.

  4. 4
    SeabassP said:

    #3 - Advantage Mariners - Disadvantage my fantasy team.

  5. 5
    IndieSnob said:

    [deleted, off-topic]

  6. 6
    derubino said:

    Yay for playing Texas while I’m in stuck on an Air Force base in San Antonio! I’m only down here two more days and I get them on tv for both.

    Let’s do this.

  7. 7
    Bodhizefa said:

    mlb.tv is completely out of whack for me. I can’t watch any games, and I’m getting error messages even on archived games (it says I’m logged in on multiple computers and/or that I have blackout restrictions on EVERY GAME, lol.) So whatever. I’m going to go do something constructive, like drink myself to sleep. Yay Opening Day :(

  8. 8
    SeabassP said:

    #7 - Anyone in your family or friends know your user info and/or password? I know that happened to me a couple times when my friends were using it when I didn’t know about it.

  9. 9
    Bodhizefa said:

    #8 - Negative. No one has my info. I called and they are having massive outages since 1pm today. Awesome!

  10. 10
    Mike Snow said:

    Broussard batting ninth? Wow, I’m pretty sure we never saw that during his stay with us.

  11. 11
    HamNasty said:

    7- I downloaded their speed plugin (nextdef) and it ended up messing up all my feeds. IF you happened to install it I suggest uninstalling.

  12. 12
    vkut79 said:

    I sure hope they put Sexson in the fifth spot eventually, and put Beltre in cleanup.

  13. 13
    G-Man said:

    Broussard starting?!! I had no idea.

  14. 14
    xxtinynickxx said:

    Prediction Mariners win 5-3
    Ichiro has 2 hits
    Sexson has a homerun and 3k’s
    Vidro gets thrown out trying to steal
    yep gonna be a good game……..

  15. 15
    Swungonandbelted said:

    It’s here, it’s really here. Today should be a recognized national holiday… God it’s good to have Baseball again.

    It’s always tough to tell by TV audio, but when Jarrod Washburn ran out on to the field, I think two people in the stands were clapping….

  16. 16
    G-Man said:

    I hate opera singers doing the National Anthem at baseball games. My wife, who has had extensive voice training, doesn’t like them, either.

  17. 17
    Swungonandbelted said:

    I don’t mind the opera singers, I don’t care for the “alternate” versions though that are sung in different melodies and keys. When it comes down to it, just play Jimi Hendrix’s version and that would be alright with me :)

  18. 18
    rsrobinson said:

    Thank God for Slingbox. I can watch the game from work on my laptop. I’m really started to get pumped up. Go M’s!

  19. 19
    SeabassP said:

    MLB Gameday has Kinsler leading off. Is this right, I thought he was out.

  20. 20
    zackr said:

    Nooooo!!

    I just bout mlb.tv premium and after some mucking about with the install, it says I’m signed in with multiple computers and will not let me in. Anyone know how to get this thing fixed? I’ve restarted the computer a few times, it doesn’t help.

  21. 21
    HamNasty said:

    MLB.tv is jacked right now. I have been watching games all day and just randomly started getting weird error messages.

  22. 22
    SeabassP said:

    #20 according to #7 it seems that MLB.tv is having some technical issues. Probably because a ton of people are signing up for it today.

  23. 23
    the other benno said:

    Per Baker’s blog, Kinsler is back in the lineup despite the flu.

  24. 24
    G-Man said:

    Kinsler was introduced as the leadoff hitter and came out with every one else as their names were called.

  25. 25
    zackr said:

    Drag.

  26. 26
    metz123 said:

    Some of the best national anthems I’ve heard have been done by opera singers. In fact I’d rather see them done by a trained opera singer than any “pop” star or current personality simply because the national anthem is hard to sing and a trained voice does it much better than an untrained one.

  27. 27
    HamNasty said:

    The brawts are cooking, the beer is cold, MLB.tv is disappointing everyone, it is finally baseball season!!

  28. 28
    Steve T said:

    Roseanne Barr did the only anthem I ever want to hear again.

  29. 29
    Dave said:

    My MLB.tv connection is up, but no sound - generally, that would be okay, but opening day without Niehaus isn’t really opening day.

    I had the multiple user login thing earlier today, by the way, and it got resolved, so hopefully the rest of you get it fixed too.

  30. 30
    Dave said:

    Yep, Erik Bedard is good.

  31. 31
    G-Man said:

    If the rest of the season goes thois well… :)

  32. 32
    HamNasty said:

    I am with Dave, no audio… or I can go radio and no visual.

    I can watch that curve all year!!

  33. 33
    SeabassP said:

    Oh god a strikeout to start the season…I think I have wood…

  34. 34
    Steve T said:

    Nice way to start. We’ll take 200 more of those, please.

  35. 35
    JMHawkins said:

    Well, that’s a good way to start.

  36. 36
    DMZ said:

    I’m a fan of the Krusty the Klown version.

  37. 37
    nickpdx said:

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  38. 38
    DMZ said:

    First Blowers “no question” stall: five pitches into Opening Day (”I don’t think there’s any question about it”)

  39. 39
    LA M's Fan said:

    Auspicious…

    BTW, nice shiny new comment buttons!

    And…

    Not so auspicious.

  40. 40
    G-Man said:

    If the rest of the season goes this poorly… :(

  41. 41
    Dave said:

    Not a bad pitch - Kinsler just put a good swing on it.

  42. 42
    Steve T said:

    Uh….

  43. 43
    Colm said:

    I want Jones back.

  44. 44
    fret_24 said:

    He must not have had a good grip on that pitch? Maybe Baker will have a better explanation this time.

  45. 45
    SeabassP said:

    Welp…there goes that aforementioned wood…

  46. 46
    RITTEM1 said:

    the o/u on Bedard HR’s is three. I will still take the under.

  47. 47
    Dave said:

    Uhh, you have to make that play Jose.

  48. 48
    G-Man said:

    If the rest of the season is this ugly…

  49. 49
    mr.smartypants said:

    safeco scorer strikes again.

  50. 50
    ndrfx said:

    Interesting start…I like how ol’ Dave said owned.

  51. 51
    Dave said:

    Walking Hank Blalock, who can’t hit lefties at all? Not good.

  52. 52
    Jar said:

    Come on Erik

  53. 53
    SeabassP said:

    Let’s hope this is just the nerves of pitching for a team that actually has a chance of winning…and that he shakes it off soon.

  54. 54
    Steve T said:

    Well, this season’s a writeoff.

  55. 55
    Jay said:

    Calm down those nerves Erik, I still have faith.

  56. 56
    G-Man said:

    I recall Griffey saying he uses a black bat to get the benefit of the doubt in check swing calls. Clever.

  57. 57
    Dave said:

    He’s just not throwing the curve for a strike. That’s an issue.

  58. 58
    galaxieboi said:

    Sims and RR are worried about Erik’s pitch count already. Goodness.

  59. 59
    mr.smartypants said:

    he’s not really looking bad. The homerun clearly shook him up a little bit and his control’s been off since, but the Rangers are showing a lot of patience at the plate. The curve looks fantastic but he has to get people behind in the count to get swings at it. And the Lopez error didn’t help.

  60. 60
    fret_24 said:

    He didn’t practice the curve much this spring. It may just take a couple of innings. *being positive*

  61. 61
    Swungonandbelted said:

    That pitch inside looked pretty good…..

  62. 62
    SeabassP said:

    30 pitches…not too good, glad he got out of that just giving up one though…

  63. 63
    Dave said:

    Well, not his best work, but still - a strikeout and three weak groundballs; you’ll have a good year if that’s what happens when you struggle.

  64. 64
    xxtinynickxx said:

    Not happy with the HR, but not the worst first inning we have ever seen by a new Mariner………*be positive*.

  65. 65
    HamNasty said:

    Bedard’s line last year for his first game…
    4.2 6ER 2HR 3k 2BB

    First game jitters might run in his blood…

    Yay MLB.tv Audio!

  66. 66
    Paul B said:

    I heart fangraphs.

  67. 67
    John in L.A. said:

    Ok, Mariners, let’s go!

    My season wish is that you win over 90 games or under 70 games… do that and I’m a happy fan.

    That’s not too much to ask, is it? That means out of the 163 possible season records, I would be happy with 142 of them, if my math is correct. So I’m only asking them to avoid 13% or so of the possible outcomes.

    I’m easy to please.

  68. 68
    Colm said:

    Hmmm, “worst first inning… by a new Mariner”; which would that be?

  69. 69
    Dave said:

    Apparently that pitch on the inside corner won’t be a strike tonight.

  70. 70
    gthorson said:

    If anyone is still having audio troubles with MLB.TV I downloaded the Microsoft Silverlight that it suggested and now have audio.

  71. 71
    galaxieboi said:

    Did they rule the ‘error’ by Lopez a hit??

  72. 72
    Dave said:

    That’s the Lopez that sucks - chasing a pitch that he can’t possibly do anything with just for the sake of making contact. Boo crappy Lopez.

  73. 73
    HamNasty said:

    When will they ever know if the RAUUUUUL turns into boos?

  74. 74
    Dave said:

    Uhh, Ibanez was the opposite of consistency last year, Mike. He was brutal in the first, then went bananas in August to salvage his season. But keep on praising the franchise icon…

  75. 75
    fret_24 said:

    He saw 7 pitches though…that good.

  76. 76
    xxtinynickxx said:

    At least they were some what patient……

  77. 77
    Swungonandbelted said:

    when they were showing that side view of Bedard, it looked like Jamie Moyer for a second…

  78. 78
    Dave said:

    That thing was smoked - not a good pitch.

  79. 79
    robbbbbb said:

    I got home from work early, and my infant son and I are sitting on the couch, watching the Mariners play baseball.

    Life is good.

  80. 80
    Dave said:

    Silva and Vidro are sitting side by side - must be the closest part of the dugout to the buffet.

  81. 81
    Steve T said:

    Gerald Laird’s Gameday photo looks like he’s just taken a huge hit of nitrous….

  82. 82
    DKCecil said:

    Joyce is not giving anything on the inside portion of the plate.

  83. 83
    mr.smartypants said:

    where’s the curveball? Bedard seems to be prescribing to the Bad Felix pitching method here in the second inning.

  84. 84
    ErikG803 said:

    Wow, he’s not giving him anything on either corner.

  85. 85
    Dave said:

    Finally threw the curve for a strike - needs more of those.

  86. 86
    SeabassP said:

    I ended the season with MLB.tv, and now I am watching gameday…this is awful…

  87. 87
    fret_24 said:

    How was Broussard received? I’m at work, checking in on GameDay.

  88. 88
    rsrobinson said:

    Now that was a nasty curveball.

  89. 89
    SeabassP said:

    It seems that every count is going full…

  90. 90
    ndrfx said:

    Batting average soul destroyer up next! Woohoo!

  91. 91
    xxtinynickxx said:

    Woo hoo only 1 allowed on base!

  92. 92
    Steve T said:

    Fitty-four pitches through two. Better warm up Sherrill.

  93. 93
    HamNasty said:

    Nice to see a pitcher throwing a lot of pitches and not giving up a lot of runs. The flashbacks of HoRam and Weaver are fading already.

  94. 94
    MedicineHat said:

    I remember a few years ago you’d be watching on TV and you’d see a sharply hit groundball off your screen toward third and you closed your eyes and just listened for the error….now you just wait and watch the Beltre smoothness. good times, good times.

  95. 95
    SeabassP said:

    Will beers in Seattle be free if Sexson goes 0 - for? That would be awesome.

  96. 96
    Dave said:

    Richie gets jammed by an 86 MPH fastball? That’s a good sign…

  97. 97
    Dave said:

    This strike zone is tiny.

  98. 98
    Swungonandbelted said:

    not a bad at bat by Sexson, but that last pitch sure looked like a strike….

  99. 99
    argh said:

    Didn’t think Sexson would pull that one out after the first few pitches.

  100. 100
    Dave said:

    I heart Beltre.

  101. 101
    ErikG803 said:

    Turbo clutches out right here. Bank on it.

  102. 102
    Swungonandbelted said:

    Turbo makes his first appearance of the year…

  103. 103
    jlc said:

    92- Sherrill’s gone. We need long relief from that knuckleball guy…

  104. 104
    DMZ said:

    No GIDP no GIDP no GIDP

  105. 105
    JerBear said:

    Yeah, I think Joyce needed some more time in spring training to work on his strike zone.

  106. 106
    The Captain said:

    Turrrrbbboooooo?

  107. 107
    Steve T said:

    102 - I know. Joke.

  108. 108
    forte40 said:

    rally needs. to . stay. alive.

  109. 109
    fret_24 said:

    We should have spent more time on situational hitting during SP.

  110. 110
    Jeff Nye said:

    [admin hat on]
    Just as a friendly reminder, please be kind to the server and limit your refreshing, especially with this being the first game thread of the year and we’re all pretty pumped.
    [admin hat off]

    Men on first and second with no outs, and can’t even get one of them in? Feh.

  111. 111
    robbbbbb said:

    My son cried all through Turbo’s plate appearance. Two months old and he already has taste.

    (Although you might be able to chalk that up to this morning’s vaccinations. He has been cranky all day.)

  112. 112
    pgreyy said:

    The fans in the stands are in no mood for anything less than awesome.

    Not only are they a bit testy about the action on the field, but they actually booed a “new between innings feature: Mariner-aoke”.

    (Deservedly so as it was brutal. Luckily, the actual game is merely frustrating our high expectations.).

    That’s the view from 329 row 4 anyway.

  113. 113
    robbbbbb said:

    109: Obviously, they need to be bunting more. /sarc

  114. 114
    jlc said:

    106-I know, me too.

  115. 115
    fret_24 said:

    I’m sure a bunt was considered.

  116. 116
    Bodhizefa said:

    Hamilton is going to be a BEAST for the Rangers. Health be damned, he’s got one helluva presence to him already.

  117. 117
    Evan said:

    Just as a friendly reminder, please be kind to the server and limit your refreshing, especially with this being the first game thread of the year and we’re all pretty pumped.

    This warning is probably more warranted over at LL, which is running something close to 400 comments per half inning.

  118. 118
    eternal said:

    man that strike zone is tight

  119. 119
    Jeff Nye said:

    Is Bedard getting squeezed as badly as MLB Gameday makes it appear that he is, particularly on the low fastball?

    This warning is probably more warranted over at LL, which is running something close to 400 comments per half inning.

    I’ll let Graham handle that.

  120. 120
    Dave said:

    Joyce is having a brutal day.

  121. 121
    ocelot said:

    Oh, goody. MLB.tv is convinced I’m in a blackout zone despite being in -Cleveland-. Not to mention that their CS phone line automatically disconnects after 45sec. GRRR.
    Man, Bedard isn’t very hot so far.

  122. 122
    DMZ said:

    This warning is probably more warranted over at LL, which is running something close to 400 comments per half inning.

    Except that LL is run by a server-rich soulless conglomerate, while we’ve got just the one.

  123. 123
    mr.smartypants said:

    i like how bedard is getting absolutely hosed and the texas players are the ones who are arguing…that makes sense.

  124. 124
    Dave said:

    Nothing better than a terrible umpire with a temper.

  125. 125
    HamNasty said:

    Wow… right on target Dave. Brutal.

  126. 126
    Dave said:

    Oh, goody. MLB.tv is convinced I’m in a blackout zone despite being in -Cleveland-.

    Have you considered punching yourself in the face?

  127. 127
    forte40 said:

    ya, that pitch count is getting pretty high. Wasn’t our bolstered staff supposed to give our relief guys some, uh, relief?

  128. 128
    DMZ said:

    Yeah, it’s too bad Shulock retired. That guy set the gold standard for poor umpiring and low ejection threshold.

  129. 129
    terry said:

    I watch baseball for the narrative….

  130. 130
    robbbbbb said:

    Joyce would not get the Jamie Moyer nod of approval.

  131. 131
    ocelot said:

    Thanks, Dave. Are these inside pitches as close as Rizzs is making them sound?

  132. 132
    Bodhizefa said:

    #121 - I got that message for a while, but now I’m onto the one where mlb.tv continues telling me that I’m logged in on another computer. I just signed up for the product this morning, so that’s fairly interesting. I called and they said they were having failures across the board since 1pm today. Yeah, no shit. Next time try to actually prepare for MLB’s Opening Day of your product for gosh sakes!

  133. 133
    Evan said:

    79 pitches through 3 innings. Without even seeing the pitches I can tell Bedard’s getting squeezed.

  134. 134
    Dave said:

    Thanks, Dave.

    In case it wasn’t clear, I was playing off of Ichiro’s quote about Cleveland from last year.

    Are these inside pitches as close as Rizzs is making them sound?

    Yep - Joyce’s strikezone apparently doesn’t include the inner half of the plate.

  135. 135
    Logger said:

    126/134 - That was very funny.

  136. 136
    RoninX said:

    Whew. Through three - not sure if I should keep listening to the radio or turn on the TV when I get home. Sounds like actually seeing these pitches, and the subsequent calls may be more frustrating then just hearing them.

  137. 137
    fret_24 said:

    126: Seriously I LOL at that one Dave. I can’t wait for Ichiro’s next gem.

  138. 138
    rsrobinson said:

    I doubt we’ll see Bedard past the fifth. We’ll probably be getting an early look at the ‘08 bullpen.

  139. 139
    ocelot said:

    Dave 134 :
    Trust me, I got that one ;)
    Being a student here in Cleveland who vociferously roots for the Mariners, I got ribbed plenty for that prosaic comment.

  140. 140
    lailaihei said:

    Tight strike zones definitely don’t favor the Mariners. =/

  141. 141
    Evan said:

    Bedard will have to improve his efficiency significantly just to see the fifth.

  142. 142
    RoninX said:

    I doubt we’ll see Bedard past the fifth. We’ll probably be getting an early look at the ‘08 bullpen.

    Wheee. The Opening Day smorgasbord, a taste of everything from the bullpen. :frown:

  143. 143
    pgreyy said:

    The dancing grounds crew is butchering Jacko’s “Bad”–while Joyce and Washington go at it…

    Sometimes moments just happen.

  144. 144
    Logger said:

    Is Millwood pitching well or are we just swinging at everything as usual?

  145. 145
    bmalpine said:

    140… Tight strike zones aren’t the biggest of the Mariners worries. Their lack of ability to do ANYTHING offensively is the #1 problem so far.

    ……. Strike zone is horrible though…

  146. 146
    Dave said:

    More bad hitting than good pitching. Millwood’s made some bad pitches and the team just hasn’t done anything with them.

  147. 147
    Evan said:

    We knew the team wasn’t going to be able to hit. At least we’re not being surprised by it.

  148. 148
    MedicineHat said:

    I think it shows the state of both these clubs that the strike zone is tiny yet neither team can do anything with the bats.

  149. 149
    Dave said:

    Texas is much better against RHP than LHP, and Bedard’s one of the best LHP alive. Don’t make any judgments about their offense from not scoring any runs off of him in Safeco.

  150. 150
    ndrfx said:

    Ibanez beating out the grounder. Woo!

  151. 151
    Swungonandbelted said:

    That wasn’t a bad at bat by Sexson until he chased that ball way low and outside…

  152. 152
    mln said:

    Richie Sexson with the Funk Strikeout!

  153. 153
    argh said:

    Sexson probably herniated a disc diving for that outside diving pitch.

  154. 154
    derubino said:

    Beltre just hit a low and away slider! Hard!

  155. 155
    argh said:

    Small ball. Incredibly small ball.

  156. 156
    Swungonandbelted said:

    154: and then gets nailed at 2nd…

  157. 157
    robbbbbb said:

    After a first look, I don’t think Beltre was out there.

    Close call, though. I understand what the ump was seeing on the first look.

    But dang, it looked like he had a good pitch to run on, and Laird was slow getting it out and down there.

  158. 158
    MedicineHat said:

    If the ball beats you by that much on the bounce, you need to just walk away.

  159. 159
    mln said:

    Gotta look at the bright side.

    The Mariner’s offensive juggernaut *almost* got a runner in scoring position.

  160. 160
    bmalpine said:

    Wow I’m surprised by the impatience by the crowd today. The early Safeco crowd is usually quite forgiving and just happy to see their guys.

    I for one am glad that the people there are expecting to see a good game instead of just guys that they can attach an “ie” to the end of their names. It’s about time fans expect more than mediocrity.

  161. 161
    Swungonandbelted said:

    Error #! for Yuni

  162. 162
    G-Man said:

    Gee, if we had a tall first baseman, maybe he could have knocked that one down.

  163. 163
    MedicineHat said:

    …and that will be it for Bedard…100+ pitches through five in the 1st game, you have to think he is done.

  164. 164
    Colm said:

    Many ill omens in this game…
    Lopez looking lost; Bedard getting squeezed; Yuni making errors; the Mariners getting themselves out of inning after inning despite a home plate umpire with a strike zone the size of a paperback book.

  165. 165
    Logger said:

    Got to love baseball in the snow…

  166. 166
    JJD said:

    Thanks to ESPN.com’s GameCast for giving me Wilkerson’s 2007 home splits! Those are super-helpful since he doesn’t play home games in the same ballpark this season.

  167. 167
    ocelot said:

    Rizzs thinks Vidro has a chance for a bunt base hit…riiiiiiight.

  168. 168
    G-Man said:

    That is how a SS is supposed to dodge the slide and turn the DP.

  169. 169
    forte40 said:

    killer double play brought to you by, Turbo!

  170. 170
    Lauren, token chick said:

    I don’t think I’m ready for baseball yet. And Mother Nature seems to agree.

  171. 171
    mln said:

    Vidro with the double play. Shocking!

  172. 172
    JMHawkins said:

    Vidro GIDP. Whouda thunk?

  173. 173
    dlb said:

    Do my eyes deceive me or did we just draw a walk?

  174. 174
    LMF said:

    re: Yuni’s error - if you can’t assume the double play why is it he gets an error there? I get he threw it away but still but the result is the same…

  175. 175
    DMZ said:

    OMG it’s Lauren! Yayyy!

  176. 176
    Mike G. said:

    Dave Sims on the DP: “we’ve seen that before…” So true Dave so true.

  177. 177
    dlb said:

    All the bad signs from last year are still here:

    Poor hitting, worse defense, pitchers who throw way too many pitches too early in games, Sexson and Lopez are lost, and Vidro still hearts the DP.

  178. 178
    Lauren, token chick said:

    eyes DMZ strangely That must be a Yayyy of “yippee, another poster who really isn’t all that informed but likes to jump in with supposedly witty comments!”

    PS: Love the new submit button!

  179. 179
    EnglishMariner said:

    A Kenji walk? Didn’t expect to see that within the first week of the season.

  180. 180
    MedicineHat said:

    174: He gets the error for allowing the hitter to advance to 2nd. Had the ball been knocked down by the overly large 1st baseman who looked lost, and the runner been just on first….no error.

  181. 181
    DMZ said:

    What if I find them actually witty? Is that okay?

  182. 182
    JMHawkins said:

    We need a better defensive catcher…

  183. 183
    Axtell said:

    I missed the Mariners half of the fifth, looks like Vidro still can’t help but GIDP whenever the opportunity presents itself.

  184. 184
    mr.smartypants said:

    182 - yeah, someone who can throw guys out trying to steal.

  185. 185
    Lauren, token chick said:

    It’s awesome, although I may be newly doubtful of your taste and/or sanity. Wait, scratch the “newly.”

    I see that Adam Jones went 0-for-2 today for the O’s…

  186. 186
    JMHawkins said:

    I see that Adam Jones went 0-for-2 today for the O’s…

    If he goes 3-4 with a HR, does that mean Bedard will throw a shutout?

  187. 187
    Brandon said:

    You’ll hear?

    Michael Young is a good fielder.

  188. 188
    Jeff Nye said:

    My man-crush on Ichiro! continues.

  189. 189
    Some Dude said:

    Woo! Let’s get something started.

  190. 190
    LMF said:

    180 - thanks - Sexy did look lost. I just don’t want Yuni to get down on himself early in the season.

    Jose!

  191. 191
    dlb said:

    ahhhhhh

  192. 192
    apunetid said:

    Whooooo! A run! I remember those!

  193. 193
    ErikG803 said:

    I spell Raul with 18 U’s.

  194. 194
    mln said:

    Raul with the RBI. Sign that man to a contract extension!

  195. 195
    EastCoastMsFan said:

    Rauuuuuuuuuuuuul!

  196. 196
    Ollie in Raleigh said:

    Rauuuuuul! Those first 6 innings were about are warm as fuzzy as the weather here in Raleigh today. Thank you M’s and MLB.tv! GO MARINERS.

  197. 197
    mln said:

    Richie fails to get a runner home from 3rd with less than 2 outs. Boo. Hiss.

  198. 198
    Jeff Nye said:

    HAHAHAHA.

    “Not a lot of speed on the basepaths right now…”

    Would’ve been even better if Turbo was on base, but he’s too busy getting ready for his next GIDP.

  199. 199
    Some Dude said:

    Yes! Nice job Beltre

  200. 200
    JMHawkins said:

    Yay leads!

  201. 201
    Swungonandbelted said:

    Nice start for Beltre

  202. 202
    JMHawkins said:

    Rauuuuuul! Those first 6 innings were about are warm as fuzzy as the weather here in Raleigh today.

    The weather here in Seattle is cold and fuzzy. (snowflakes are sort of fuzzy).

    Good greif, if we’re going to get Cleveland’s weather, can we at least have their DH?

  203. 203
    argh said:

    Sun just came out here in West Seattle in perfect concert with the Ms taking the lead. Now if Green can just keep his pitches somewhere within 5 yards of home plate….

  204. 204
    jdsc55 said:

    If Green makes it through the 7th quietly, who comes in as the “right-handed set-up man” for Putz?

  205. 205
    argh said:

    The Walla Walla Wonder, that’s who.

  206. 206
    EastCoastMsFan said:

    Ouch, hat trick for Broussard.

  207. 207
    300ZXNA said:

    Well, now that we’ve had our first regular season look at Bedard, while it wasn’t what we had hoped for a in a perfect world, if him struggling constitutes a 1 k/ip and only one run given up, I can’t wait to see what he can do once he settles in.

    As an aside, does anyone else think that SF’s game today was a microcosm of things to come for them? Zito got rocked, and they didn’t score any runs . . .

  208. 208
    Jar said:

    man, Green is looking great right now!

  209. 209
    brian_sun said:

    Our offense is going to be terrible. Derek is right, Vidro is about done as a hitter. The pitching better to be darn good, because there will be a lot of 2-1 games.

  210. 210
    300ZXNA said:

    Lopez?! I know that’s not an error, but dang, if he doesn’t slide, he probably gets that . . .

  211. 211
    mr.smartypants said:

    arggh….Jose

  212. 212
    Axtell said:

    207-The giants are likely going to be bad, but picking on a team like that is bad karma.

  213. 213
    ocelot said:

    In happier news, the Angels of mid-Southern CA are losing…with any luck, we could be atop the AL West at the end of the night! Great effort by Sean Green to keep us in it. Surely we can find someone better than Turbo…

  214. 214
    brian_sun said:

    #207. SF is probably the worst team in the NL this year. Their offense will be lucky to score 650 runs without Bonds. There is no indication that Zito has turned around. Caine and Linecum aside, there aren’t much in that pitching staff.

  215. 215
    argh said:

    Green did look much improved this inning, didn’t he?

  216. 216
    F-Rod said:

    Wow lots of people completely ridding off Vidro..He will probably bat a hollow 310….I really doubt he is “completely done.” Not an ideal DH but not a completely worthless batter..just because he is 0-2

  217. 217
    mr.smartypants said:

    What happened to Zito? Wasn’t he 116 ERA+, 220 IP like 2 years ago? How is it that he’s looking this bad this soon, and in the NL no less?

  218. 218
    300ZXNA said:

    213- I know that Zito hasn’t been a particularly good pitcher now for several years, but my question, is what happened to him? He’s still fairly young. Has his control gone to hell? Is the curve no longer working? Has he lost velocity? All of the above? Anyway, I just find it odd he could go from being so good to so bad so quickly, while still relatively young in baseball terms . . .

  219. 219
    JMHawkins said:

    ..just because he is 0-2

    Correction, 0-3.

  220. 220
    mln said:

    Johjima with 2 walks today.

  221. 221
    Dave said:

    Johjima walking is almost as rare as Bloomquist going yard. The end must be near.

  222. 222
    ocelot said:

    Yeah, I’m really happy to see him taking pitches like this. In other news, I’m going on 30min on hold to try to fix my MLB.tv…

  223. 223
    Dave said:

    Zito only looked good if you judged him on his ERA. Once you abandon that useless statistic, the truth became clear.

  224. 224
    slescotts said:

    Wilkerson, jeesh… I know it’s early, he sure looks expensive today. Strange strike zone early. I heard an announcer say Milton Bradley is a career 300 hitter!?!? Uh, not quite. VIVA LA BASEBALL!!! Go M’s

  225. 225
    brian_sun said:

    Vidro’s bat speed looked really slow. All he could do today was pull couple outside pitches to the right side of the infield. If your bat speed has slowed down, you try to hit it to the opposite field, not pull it. That’s why I think he’s done.

  226. 226
    slescotts said:

    Best situation of the day here with 2 on 1 out 2-1 to Ichiro. Blow it Open Guys!!

  227. 227
    argh said:

    Lopez has had 3 2-0 counts today and Johjima’s walked twice — did the plate discipline lessons work?

  228. 228
    EastCoastMsFan said:

    FUNK WP!

  229. 229
    slescotts said:

    HA

  230. 230
    DMZ said:

    Those fans reaching for that ball should have their season tickets yanked.

  231. 231
    Dave said:

    The two out double is now good situational hitting? In what situation is a double with runners on base not what you want?

    Anyway, way to go Lopez.

  232. 232
    DMZ said:

    last pid: 24648; load averages: 39.07, 13.93, 6.45 up 324+20:38:55 21:30:05
    263 processes: 45 running, 195 sleeping, 2 stopped, 2 zombie, 19 waiting

  233. 233
    hawgdriver said:

    I was waiting for a ’situational hitting’ comment. I didn’t have to wait long.

    Double plus good, Lopez.

  234. 234
    JMHawkins said:

    Gotta love the aggressive baseblundering.

  235. 235
    mr.smartypants said:

    Jonah Keri from espn.com:

    Can Bedard and Felix take the Mariners to the playoffs? Not unless they can both hit .300 with power. The Mariners lack offense at multiple positions, and only three defenses produced fewer outs on balls in play last season. They were lucky to win 88 in 2007, and it won’t happen again.

    The mention of outs on balls in play from an ESPN writer is impressive, to put it lightly.

  236. 236
    abender20 said:

    If Jose Lopez did that on his own, he should be taken into the clubhouse and beaten with a fungo bat.

    If McLaren asked a slow footed player to steal 3rd with a lefty at the plate and one out, McLaren should be taken into the clubhouse and beaten with a fungo bat.

  237. 237
    NBarnes said:

    Ah, sweet, sweet aggressive baserunning. Can we just call it ‘manufacturing outs’ now and get it over with?

    Also, how is a ground ball a double? Does David Murphy have Ibanez’ range in LF?

  238. 238
    slescotts said:

    O’-Flaherty looks good.
    Sub-out Wilkerson for the last bit?

  239. 239
    SeabassP said:

    Thank god for insurance runs…

  240. 240
    zvazda said:

    No, It’s cool guys. McLaren told them to give up the run so he could bring JJ in, and then we would have a better chance of winning.

  241. 241
    Dave said:

    Someone apparently didn’t tell O’Flaherty that he had to establish his fastball. He was just lights out with that breaking ball, making Rangers hitters look ridiculous. His ERA won’t reflect it (yet another reason it’s a pointless stat), but that was a tremendous outing for EOF. If he would have put on 60 pounds over the winter, I’d have sworn that was Sherrill out there.

  242. 242
    rsrobinson said:

    Pretty solid middle relief work today. Now bring on JJ.

  243. 243
    ocelot said:

    240: No kidding…EOF was incredible there. No contest pitching. Now all we need is a complete game from Felix tomorrow to make up for wearing out half the bullpen to win this one…

  244. 244
    tgf said:

    Sorry to ask–I’m stuck at work–how did Lowe look?

  245. 245
    abender20 said:

    You ALWAYS have to establish that fastball. Just ask Eric Gagne. His repeatedly established it belt high at 91 mph.

  246. 246
    brian_sun said:

    I think the bullpen will turn out all right. Green, O’Flaherity and Lowe all look good.

  247. 247
    Dave said:

    Nothing wrong with using the ‘pen this much today. They were well rested coming out of ST and have an off day on Thursday. It’s not a problem.

  248. 248
    abender20 said:

    Oh and I just started watching so I noticed the lineup. SEXSON HITS CLEANUP? AHEAD OF BELTRE? Who manages this team, Dusty Baker?

  249. 249
    robbbbbb said:

    Does this mean that the M’s coaches no longer believe that their pitchers need to, “Establish the fastball?”

  250. 250
    mr.smartypants said:

    243 - Lowe threw three pitches but they were 95 mph so can’t complain too much. And he got a groundout.

  251. 251
    tgf said:

    249–thanks. I realized after I posted that there weren’t many pitches to look at, but that sounds great. I had thought there were reports that his velocity wasn’t back yet. Maybe the Safeco gun is giving him a few MPH.

  252. 252
    JMHawkins said:

    The two out double is now good situational hitting? In what situation is a double with runners on base not what you want?

    Situational hitting: When you find yourself at bat, it is a good situation in which to get a hit.