Comments on: Off-day cornucopia of goodness

By: thefin190

thefin190 — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:00:03 +0000

God help you if he’s on your fantasy team.

And to think I almost drafted him. Phewy.

By: smb

smb — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:55:50 +0000

LOL Hampton. I’m sure he and Denny Neagle are kicking back, having a few beers at this very moment. He’s like the old guy at work with the bad back…never does any work, but somehow makes a bunch of money, and God help you if he’s on your fantasy team.

By: JG

JG — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:55:32 +0000

Hampton was scratched from his start with a strained muscle. Really, nothing else needs to be said.

Beaten to the punch.

By: msb

msb — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:54:28 +0000

you know that cliff Hampton was clinging to?

“The left-hander was a late scratch from Thursday night’s start against the Pittsburgh Pirates after feeling discomfort during his warmup session in the bullpen … a strained left pectoralis muscle”

By: Spanky

Spanky — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:32:10 +0000

The ROYALS (yes, those Royals of Kansas City) have just SWEPT the DETROIT freaking TIGERS! No…this is NOT 1985! Entering Bizzaro World again. Jose Vidro leads the Mariners in home runs. Carlos Silva looks like a staff ace. And the Royals sweep the Tigers.

But wait…Sexson still sucks! Back to reality.

By: Transient Gadfly

Transient Gadfly — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:57:09 +0000

various pet baseball ’sources’, ‘officials’ and ‘executives’ feel that the Mariners would sign Barry Lamar if they got into the race…

Hey, you know what would get the M’s into the race? Signing Barry Bonds. Then they’d be able to justify signing Barry Bonds because they’d be in the…OH NO…SWIRLING VORTEX OF CIRCULAR REASONING! I’M SINKING! HEEEELLLPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

By: Goob

Goob — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:55:11 +0000

Anybody else hear about how you can see Boston’s home-opener even if you live in Boise? And in Charlotte! Even in Chicago!!

By: JI

JI — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:18:38 +0000

So Brad Thompson huh? That Silva game has nothing on that.

By: joser

joser — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:04:26 +0000

Ok, if the Brewers come back and win this, we’ll have a situation where the trendy picks for the ‘08 WS — the Tigers and Cubs — will both start the season 0-3. The Royals are 3-0, atop the AL Central. And the Nats have a chance to start 4-0.

Vidro hitting home runs and stealing bases. Wilkerson stealing bases. Lopez taking pitches and hitting 3-run bombs. Dogs and cats living together….

At least Sexson remains an island of consistency in this bizarro sea.

By: joser

joser — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:00:49 +0000

It was probably all the same, singular, “source.”