Game 4, Mariners at Orioles

Dave · April 4, 2008 at 3:34 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

Washburn vs Loewen, 4:05 pm.

Good chance that this game won’t happen due to weather, but just in case, here’s a game thread for you all. In reality, we might not want this game to happen, as McLaren is planning on running out his Ibanez/Ichiro/Morse outfield of doom against the left-handed Adam Loewen, and is apparently not even noticing that noted flyballer Jarrod Washburn is taking the hill for his club. Morse/Ibanez is easily the worst defensive corner outfield tandem in baseball, and could provide some avert-your-eyes cringeworthy moments. Rain might be preferable to watching that, honestly.

Comments

270 Responses to “Game 4, Mariners at Orioles”

  1. Benne on April 4th, 2008 3:37 pm

    Have they thought about just making Ichiro cover the whole outfield? Watching Ibanez run makes my hamstrings sore.

  2. coasty141 on April 4th, 2008 3:38 pm

    Is it Loewen or Trachsel today?

  3. zeke5123 on April 4th, 2008 3:42 pm

    Is Morse worse in the field then Ibanez? Against lefties what would be the best lineup? Morse in left and Vidro at DH or Morse at DH and Jimerson in left?

  4. Kunkoh on April 4th, 2008 3:50 pm

    according to Baker, Morse isn’t in the lineup tonight because Loewen was pushed back to tomorrow. The rain has also stopped.
    Tonight’s lineups:

    Mariners (2-1)

    51 Ichiro (L) CF
    4 Jose Lopez 2B
    28 Raul Ibanez (L) LF
    44 Richie Sexson 1B
    29 Adrian Beltre 3B
    6 Brad Wilkerson (L) RF
    3 Jose Vidro (S) DH
    2 Kenji Johjima C
    5 Yuniesky Betancourt SS

    56 Jarrod Washburn LHP

  5. Kunkoh on April 4th, 2008 3:52 pm

    41 Steve Trachsel RHP – tonight for the O’s (if it happens).

  6. Benne on April 4th, 2008 3:52 pm

    If our offense can’t string together runs against Texas and Baltimore, I shudder to think what will happen when we face a real team.

  7. Spanky on April 4th, 2008 3:53 pm

    McLaren should follow the coaching strategy of Buttermaker whenever he runs Ibanez and Morse out to the outfield. He should pull Ichiro! aside and tell him to take everything he can get to.

  8. Jay R. on April 4th, 2008 3:53 pm

    I have been anxiously checking the weather here all day. Not looking good. Even if they get a break, the field has been getting rained on pretty much all day.

    Can anyone explain why the f*ck MLB schedules so many games in the E and NE during early April? I don’t give a crap if it is fair to the teams not getting home dates. If you want April home games, sack up and build a roof on your goddamned stadium! Even better, this is the only trip to Baltimore. Seriously- a grade school kid could avoid these kind of indefensible errors.

  9. xxtinynickxx on April 4th, 2008 3:55 pm

    Prediction Mariners win 7-3

    Adam Jones 2-4 2 RBI

    Richie Sexson 2-3 1HR 3RBI 1BB
    Lopez and Vidro combine 6-8 4RBI’s
    Ichiro 3-4 3Runs
    Washburn 6IP 6K’s 2ER

  10. Benne on April 4th, 2008 4:02 pm

    Washburn 6IP 6K’s 2ER

    A K per inning for Washburn? That’s a bit generous, no?

  11. HamNasty on April 4th, 2008 4:03 pm

    Richie Sexson making contact? That is generous.

  12. Grizz on April 4th, 2008 4:05 pm

    I guess if you keep predicting Sexson will hit a home run, you eventually will be right.

  13. frannyzoo on April 4th, 2008 4:08 pm

    With Trachsel on the mound and possible rain delays, this could take the entire weekend. But Ichiro! one pitch, one down.

  14. robbbbbb on April 4th, 2008 4:09 pm

    #12: Not necessarily. I’m not sure I’m expecting Sexson to hit a homer all year.

    But hey, cheap beer!

  15. Benne on April 4th, 2008 4:10 pm

    Jay Payton’s defense is almost…..Ibanez-esque.

  16. msb on April 4th, 2008 4:12 pm

    Even if they get a break, the field has been getting rained on pretty much all day.

    apparently they’ve kept it tarped most of the day

  17. Benne on April 4th, 2008 4:13 pm

    Here comes Sexson. Hide the kids.

  18. robbbbbb on April 4th, 2008 4:14 pm

    Gameday seems to be indicating 85 MPH meatballs over the middle of the plate, mixed in with 85 MPH pitches on the edges. Is that about right?

  19. Goob on April 4th, 2008 4:14 pm

    “Richie Sexson heard a lot of boos at home in Seattle” – thanks for the salt, Gary Thorne!

  20. Benne on April 4th, 2008 4:15 pm

    Gameday seems to be indicating 85 MPH meatballs over the middle of the plate, mixed in with 85 MPH pitches on the edges. Is that about right?

    Traschel’s been throwing mostly changeups at the knees and outside. As usual, Sexson is flailing at them.

  21. msb on April 4th, 2008 4:16 pm

    so, are we going to see some more sad, sad graphics of Sexson ABs?

  22. Benne on April 4th, 2008 4:16 pm

    The M’s have been stupidly lucky with SBs so far this year.

  23. Swungonandbelted on April 4th, 2008 4:16 pm

    Fail.

    sit down Richie.

  24. HamNasty on April 4th, 2008 4:16 pm

    To bad we all know McLaren won’t think these “SB” are dumb luck. We can look forward to many more of those.

  25. msb on April 4th, 2008 4:16 pm

    sigh.

  26. Typical Idiot Fan on April 4th, 2008 4:16 pm

    Jesus Fucking Christ, Sexson.

  27. Benne on April 4th, 2008 4:17 pm

    Hey Richie, they’re not saying “Booooo”, they’re…..okay, they really are saying “Boooo.”

  28. joser on April 4th, 2008 4:17 pm

    So I think the “aggressive baserunning” meme is more about “if Sexson’s at the plate the only way you’re getting home is if you do it yourself, so you might as well steal everything you can.”

  29. Goob on April 4th, 2008 4:17 pm

    Dog bites man, Sexson strikes out.

  30. frannyzoo on April 4th, 2008 4:17 pm

    And in today’s “most unsurprising news” we have…..

  31. Milendriel on April 4th, 2008 4:18 pm

    Ugh, Sexson is so painful to watch. What’s his contact rate when he swings at a pitch? 10%?

  32. Wood Dog on April 4th, 2008 4:18 pm

    wow. WHY THE F IS HE HITTING FOURTH?

  33. ocelot on April 4th, 2008 4:18 pm

    [RICHIE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEARN TO SPELL HIS NAME!!!]

  34. BlazerD on April 4th, 2008 4:19 pm

    How long will they let this go on for? It’s time to stick a fork in Richie.

  35. MedicineHat on April 4th, 2008 4:19 pm

    I get your point about the East Coast games but, hey, a game was rained out in L.A. the other night…so maybe Sexson CAN hit a HR tonight. Rainout in L.A. has to be more rare than a
    Sexy hit…right?

  36. mln on April 4th, 2008 4:20 pm

    Another Funk-K for Sexson.

  37. payday0023 on April 4th, 2008 4:20 pm

    Oh no…..Look at the series of pitches. He doesn’t know what he’s doing: swinging at pitches low and out of the zone, couldn’t hit a fastball and now he’s badly fooled by the changeup. Not Good.
    Figure it out, Rich.

  38. msb on April 4th, 2008 4:20 pm

    did I already link to this nice piece on Jones & Markakis?

  39. Benne on April 4th, 2008 4:22 pm

    Washburn struck someone out? This season is getting weirder by the game.

  40. BlazerD on April 4th, 2008 4:22 pm

    My guess is the fat lady starts singing for Sexson about the same time as Hillary. Hopefully before June and definitely before November.

  41. Mat on April 4th, 2008 4:23 pm

    Can anyone explain why the f*ck MLB schedules so many games in the E and NE during early April? I don’t give a crap if it is fair to the teams not getting home dates. If you want April home games, sack up and build a roof on your goddamned stadium! Even better, this is the only trip to Baltimore. Seriously- a grade school kid could avoid these kind of indefensible errors.

    Over at weather.com, it looks like the averages for Baltimore in April are high of 68 and low of 48 (about 10 degrees warmer than Cleveland) with basically just as much precip as any other month (arguably less than any other month), so it doesn’t seem obvious why they shouldn’t schedule April games in Baltimore.

    It might not be all that comfortable in Baltimore during early April, but they could have a rainout at any point during the season.

  42. Zero Gravitas on April 4th, 2008 4:23 pm

    My prediction- after he sucks through all of April, McLaren will make a big show of changing his spot in the lineup to “take some pressure off Richie”, since by then the “just getting off to a slow start” story will be really tired at that point even for casual fans. Then when he sucks all through May we might see some action, but I shudder to think who they would try to replace him with. I am sure they will want to replace an experienced veteran with another experienced veteran, since they are “serious about winning this year”. Who knows what brainstorm they’ll come up with.

  43. Lauren, token chick on April 4th, 2008 4:26 pm

    Dammit, Gamecast. How did Millar send Mora to second when you didn’t even show me that Mora batted?

  44. HamNasty on April 4th, 2008 4:27 pm

    Thanks Huff!

  45. joser on April 4th, 2008 4:27 pm

    Washburn has now struck out two someones in the same inning.

  46. frannyzoo on April 4th, 2008 4:27 pm

    It’s Sandy Koufax on the mound today for the M’s

  47. msb on April 4th, 2008 4:27 pm

    does anyone actually watch the Best Damn Sports Show?

  48. aaronsawyer1 on April 4th, 2008 4:28 pm

    Nice off-speed pitching from Washburn.

  49. Benne on April 4th, 2008 4:29 pm

    After Washburn’s two K’s, a Sexy home run is the logical next step. Nothing would surprise me anymore.

  50. msb on April 4th, 2008 4:29 pm

    Dammit, Gamecast. How did Millar send Mora to second when you didn’t even show me that Mora batted?

    he got hit by a pitch and was standing on 1st so fast, there was no time to update it …

  51. BlazerD on April 4th, 2008 4:30 pm

    I feel bad for hating on Richie so hard. When I was a courtside waiter at Blazer games Richie would always take really good care of me. I don’t know how much more of this I can take.

  52. HamNasty on April 4th, 2008 4:31 pm

    Beltre just got Beltre’d.

  53. Benne on April 4th, 2008 4:31 pm

    Did Dave just say that batting averages don’t mean anything?

  54. ocelot on April 4th, 2008 4:33 pm

    [RICHIE IT IS RICHIE]

  55. JWay on April 4th, 2008 4:33 pm

    Dang, Jose Vidro looked like he wanted to double his home run total there…

  56. msb on April 4th, 2008 4:33 pm

    thank goodness our professional hitter DH worked that count.

  57. EastCoastMsFan on April 4th, 2008 4:34 pm

    #55 LOL, you beat me to it!

  58. Benne on April 4th, 2008 4:34 pm

    Very professional flyout by Vidro.

  59. joser on April 4th, 2008 4:34 pm

    Oh man, now Sims has picked up the “no question about it” tick (I’m listening on the radio, where we’re treated to Sims and Rizzs).

  60. HamNasty on April 4th, 2008 4:34 pm

    I sometimes watch the O’s games just to hear their commentators. They are nothing amazing but one of the best tandems in the league IMO.

  61. JWay on April 4th, 2008 4:35 pm

    Also, Adam Jones looks nice out there.

  62. aaronsawyer1 on April 4th, 2008 4:35 pm

    Jojima was under consideration as a DH? MLB.TV announcers just said that

  63. EastCoastMsFan on April 4th, 2008 4:35 pm

    Jones would have had that..wait, he did.

  64. msb on April 4th, 2008 4:36 pm

    the Baltimore commentators/video work. Rather funny stuff, actually…they’re in awe of Ichiro, and are quite vocal in their disbelief of why Ritchie still has a job…

    I was hoping the free Comcast would show the Baltimore broadcast, but they are blacking it out. however, the Buccos are down in Floria, so Rich Waltz is doing the play by play

  65. ocelot on April 4th, 2008 4:36 pm

    Yeah, the thing I really do like about getting the road commentators is a) no rally fries and b) they are much more realistic in the bizzare lineup choices that we’ve got.

  66. MedicineHat on April 4th, 2008 4:36 pm

    #47 – I watch when the “best Damn 50 Hooter’s girls” special is on. Does that count?

  67. Benne on April 4th, 2008 4:38 pm

    There you go Richie. Belly-flop at the ball, you’ll get it every time.

  68. EastCoastMsFan on April 4th, 2008 4:38 pm

    Again, “No question about it” from Dave! Argh!

  69. fishiam on April 4th, 2008 4:38 pm

    Two for the price of one …. Sexson sucks at both offense and defense.

  70. JWay on April 4th, 2008 4:38 pm

    Why didn’t richie break his hand or pull something there? Nothing serious, just something to get him to actually focus on hitting or watching some film or some rest time to learn how to hit again….

  71. Benne on April 4th, 2008 4:39 pm

    AJ!

  72. joser on April 4th, 2008 4:40 pm

    Well, Sexson may suck with the bat but he makes up for it with his D.

  73. JWay on April 4th, 2008 4:40 pm

    Adam Jones walks to the plate to show the Mariners what they’ll miss.

  74. Goob on April 4th, 2008 4:40 pm

    Oh man, please don’t let Jones torch us right here.

  75. frannyzoo on April 4th, 2008 4:41 pm

    I gotta think it’s beyond tough to be where Sexson is at bat and trying to focus in the field. We’re not talking “slump” here, we’re talking retirement planning…and that’s gotta weigh on someone who ain’t a great fielder to begin with.

  76. HamNasty on April 4th, 2008 4:41 pm

    Think the M’s want Jones back? That interview was “veterany”.

  77. JWay on April 4th, 2008 4:41 pm

    Classy individual though. He would have shined for us.

  78. argh on April 4th, 2008 4:44 pm

    Nice to see Washburn’s in mid-2007 season form.

  79. Xteve X on April 4th, 2008 4:44 pm

    Sorry if this has been mentioned before, but Adam Jones’ Yahoo! picture is the funniest I’ve ever seen:

    http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore?gid=280404101

  80. drakelelane on April 4th, 2008 4:45 pm

    It has to be said that Jones has got the WORST game day photo of anyone this year.

  81. JWay on April 4th, 2008 4:46 pm

    79, you’re not joking, I can’t believe they didn’t take a 2nd one.

  82. Typical Idiot Fan on April 4th, 2008 4:47 pm

    81,

    They did. Go check Lookout Landing. Jeff’s got some of the MLB photos of various Orioles on there, and it shows Adam’s second pic.

  83. aaronsawyer1 on April 4th, 2008 4:50 pm

    Why wouldn’t they use the other Jones pic? Wow that’s bad!

  84. Benne on April 4th, 2008 4:52 pm

    Washburn is throwing a shit-ton of pitches this inning.

  85. HamNasty on April 4th, 2008 4:56 pm

    The O’s commentators talking about OBP as a important stat and they both agree TB could be the big improvement team, refreshing to listen to.

  86. frannyzoo on April 4th, 2008 4:56 pm

    On a run per minute-of-inning basis the M’s are looking great after that marathon.

  87. EastCoastMsFan on April 4th, 2008 4:57 pm

    60+ pitches in two innings. Not good.

  88. argh on April 4th, 2008 5:04 pm

    In addition to the Mariners line up this season could rapidly become unendurable because of the Firestone ‘magic rings’ ad running on FSN. Fer crissakes, they’re just frickin’ tires you morons.

  89. ndrfx on April 4th, 2008 5:05 pm

    Washburninator.

  90. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:06 pm

    Is there a place I can order pony decals to put in the corners of my TV?

  91. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:06 pm

    its LCD if that makes a difference….

  92. ocelot on April 4th, 2008 5:08 pm

    Well, the quick inning was good.

  93. Lauren, token chick on April 4th, 2008 5:08 pm

    Wow… Gamecast showed that RIGHT at the wall. Are they exaggerating or did Ichiro have a nice climb?

  94. Benne on April 4th, 2008 5:09 pm

    Wow… Gamecast showed that RIGHT at the wall. Are they exaggerating or did Ichiro have a nice climb?

    It was pretty close. Ichiro was at the warning track.

  95. Benne on April 4th, 2008 5:10 pm

    It’s Sexy Time!

  96. EastCoastMsFan on April 4th, 2008 5:10 pm

    No climb, but he did get driven back some.

    BTW, way to work the pitch count Raul.

  97. DMZ on April 4th, 2008 5:11 pm

    Say Ritchie one more time. I dare you.

  98. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:11 pm

    Double for Sexy!!! Wah-na-na-NAH!

  99. Benne on April 4th, 2008 5:11 pm

    I’m….I’m speechless.

  100. ndrfx on April 4th, 2008 5:12 pm

    …oh man. That’s another week on the roster.

  101. kirby3putt on April 4th, 2008 5:12 pm

    I just fell over in my chair

  102. ocelot on April 4th, 2008 5:12 pm

    Crap. That’s probably good for an extra week in the lineup right there.

  103. Sports on a Schtick on April 4th, 2008 5:12 pm

    The Great White Hope comes through.

  104. DMZ on April 4th, 2008 5:12 pm

    One of the weirder things about broadcast TV, and Dierker talked about this in his book, is that they’re encouraged to do what we just heard Sims do — narrate the broadcast. So if they show Pentland randomly in the dugout, bam, someone has to say “And there’s Jim Pentland, hitting coach” even if it has nothing to do with the game, the topic, or anything.

    Drives me nuts.

  105. ndrfx on April 4th, 2008 5:12 pm

    BELTRE’D!!!!

  106. ErikG803 on April 4th, 2008 5:12 pm

    Wow.

  107. joser on April 4th, 2008 5:13 pm

    Beltre’d!

  108. David Jones on April 4th, 2008 5:13 pm

    Meatball any way you slice it, Beltre for President!

  109. Lauren, token chick on April 4th, 2008 5:14 pm

    BELllllLlLLltre!

  110. BlazerD on April 4th, 2008 5:14 pm

    Wow! I totally just called that. With my dog as my witness.

  111. joser on April 4th, 2008 5:15 pm

    Well, unless there’s a label on the screen a lot of fans are going to go “who the heck is that old guy? That doesn’t look like McLaren, and he’s too old to be a player…”

  112. aaronsawyer1 on April 4th, 2008 5:15 pm

    BELTREEEE!!!!

  113. Benne on April 4th, 2008 5:17 pm

    Seriously, enough with the Aflac Duck commercials.

  114. kirby3putt on April 4th, 2008 5:20 pm

    Hi Ho Silva? Did Sims really just say that?

  115. Benne on April 4th, 2008 5:20 pm

    Adam Jones would’ve caught that.

  116. Sports on a Schtick on April 4th, 2008 5:21 pm

    Damn GameCast still uses AJ’s Mariners photo.

  117. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:22 pm

    My MLB extra innings here in South Dakota give me the Orioles announcers, different that the stuff I heard in the home series. (First time with Mariners on TV, finally out of college :) )

  118. DMZ on April 4th, 2008 5:22 pm

    sigh

  119. ndrfx on April 4th, 2008 5:22 pm

    Adam Jones. :( ((

  120. Benne on April 4th, 2008 5:23 pm

    Nice hit by AJ. I can’t root against him, I really can’t.

  121. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:23 pm

    Adam Jones works the count, rips a double down the line taking advantage of Raul like he’s taunting him.

  122. ocelot on April 4th, 2008 5:23 pm

    Man, our RF and LF defence sucks.

  123. ErikG803 on April 4th, 2008 5:24 pm

    Ibanez showing off his cannon.

  124. ndrfx on April 4th, 2008 5:24 pm

    Adam Jones would have thrown him out.

  125. matthew on April 4th, 2008 5:24 pm

    That was what everyone that was against this trade was talking about.

    Sigh.

    That said, it’s hard not to root for Adam. I applauded his double.

  126. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:25 pm

    121, it doesn’t just suck, its not even there. That’s hardly defense. They’re just keeping the game going.

  127. matthew on April 4th, 2008 5:25 pm

    a1 :P

  128. kirby3putt on April 4th, 2008 5:25 pm

    I think a number of us on this thread could have thrown him out!

  129. sewerjew on April 4th, 2008 5:25 pm

    I guess now we have to count on another Vidro funk blast to take the lead again. I’m so depressed.

  130. Benne on April 4th, 2008 5:27 pm

    88 pitches in only the 4th inning? Christ.

  131. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:28 pm

    K! Brian Roberts looked pissed.

  132. Sentinel on April 4th, 2008 5:28 pm

    I hate all you guys. You’re all enjoying the game in some way while I’m here at work with no way to see what’s going on except to refresh the ESPN scoreboard.

    So, what does it look like when Richie gets a hit?

  133. sewerjew on April 4th, 2008 5:28 pm

    Looks like we’re going to be picking up a Rick White clone in May.

  134. ndrfx on April 4th, 2008 5:29 pm

    What does it look like? An error.

  135. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:29 pm

    129, Awkward and lucky are the two words I’ll pick.

  136. Benne on April 4th, 2008 5:30 pm

    Must be a glitch on ESPN, because Richie is incapable of getting a hit.

  137. msb on April 4th, 2008 5:30 pm

    ok, much better idea to have JJ hawk the bobbleheads than last year’s scary tent-living fan-guy.

  138. Sports on a Schtick on April 4th, 2008 5:31 pm

    Of course Richie is bound to get a hit. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

  139. north on April 4th, 2008 5:32 pm

    Also board watching.

    My over-under on total runs for Yankees-Rays is about 20.

    Back to the Ms.

  140. Sentinel on April 4th, 2008 5:33 pm

    @ 134 –

    I wouldn’t describe Richie as a broken clock, though. He’s more like a clock that’s an hour slow, so he’s always wrong.

  141. msb on April 4th, 2008 5:35 pm

    ok, not exactly making Old Steve work here, fellas.

  142. matthew on April 4th, 2008 5:35 pm

    After seeing that promotion for “Mariners All Access,” Sexson must be terribly unhealthy. Get well soon Richie!

  143. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:38 pm

    “hit it to the wrong guy” yes you did.

  144. Benne on April 4th, 2008 5:38 pm

    Beltre’d!

  145. matthew on April 4th, 2008 5:38 pm

    There’s a ESPN top play. Nice job Beltre :)

  146. EastCoastMsFan on April 4th, 2008 5:38 pm

    Beltre’d!!!

  147. sewerjew on April 4th, 2008 5:39 pm

    That play wasn’t made by the Red Sox or Yankees so ESPN won’t touch it.

  148. HamNasty on April 4th, 2008 5:39 pm

    Anyone else have a Buckner flashback when Richie gets a slow roller? I was waiting for Mookie Wilson to run that one out.

  149. Carson on April 4th, 2008 5:40 pm

    So, I saw that coming after the first meatball. Why did Washburn even start this inning?

  150. Typical Idiot Fan on April 4th, 2008 5:40 pm

    Adam Jones would have caught that.

  151. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:40 pm

    Raul hustled hard… (tear)

  152. Sports on a Schtick on April 4th, 2008 5:41 pm

    So Washburn’s up to, what, 90+ pitches?

  153. matthew on April 4th, 2008 5:41 pm

    I guess the Mariners announcers didn’t hear that the Blue Jays got Scott Rolen.

    I knew Washburn would give up the lead. Man, he sucks. Dave needs to link to the post he made a few years ago when it was announced on USSM that Washburn had been signed. It must be nice to be right more than the GM.

  154. scott19 on April 4th, 2008 5:42 pm

    Lucky Washburn’s got AB out there…he’d be in an even deeper hole than he is already.

  155. 23daysfordavis on April 4th, 2008 5:43 pm

    How come every post by Benne is negative?

    Christ Benne, root for the team instead of finding a flaw in every aspect.

    That was a great play by our Gold Glove 3rd Baseman. He hit a HR too.
    Did you see that Benne?

  156. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:44 pm

    140 was positive, no?

  157. sewerjew on April 4th, 2008 5:45 pm

    I’m taking bets on aggressive base running here. Think Johnny Mac will send him twice in one game?

  158. EastCoastMsFan on April 4th, 2008 5:45 pm

    Wow, that play was much closer than I thought it had a chance to be. Nice play by the O’s SS.

  159. Benne on April 4th, 2008 5:45 pm

    150–

    That was an awesome play. My apologies if I come off as negative.

  160. msb on April 4th, 2008 5:46 pm

    318 and 333 down the lines. you know, this would be a fine ballpark for our DH to hit his 2nd HR of the year …

  161. EastCoastMsFan on April 4th, 2008 5:46 pm

    LOL, no wonder. I lost track and thought it was Yuni running down the line.

  162. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:46 pm

    wow Raul….

  163. HamNasty on April 4th, 2008 5:47 pm

    I blame that DP on Sexson, Ral knows there is no hope behind him.

  164. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:48 pm

    154…or how about our 1B and clean up hitters first?

  165. Benne on April 4th, 2008 5:48 pm

    Must be more positive….um…Raul almost legged out that grounder.

  166. EastCoastMsFan on April 4th, 2008 5:48 pm

    Wow, twice tonight on 3 – 0 counts.

  167. msb on April 4th, 2008 5:49 pm

    he’s a walkin’ machine.

  168. Benne on April 4th, 2008 5:49 pm

    Sexy walk. That will buy him another month in the cleanup spot.

  169. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:49 pm

    I think someone told Richie, “Hey I promise they won’t throw a strike, they are laughing at you. Just pretend to bite 3 times and you’ll get a 4 or 5 pitch walk.”

  170. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:53 pm

    Beltre trying to hit oppo….. Just creap one inside the short fence…

  171. Benne on April 4th, 2008 5:53 pm

    Oof. Ugly swing by Beltre.

  172. Carson on April 4th, 2008 5:53 pm

    Holy crap. That pitch was a foot and a half outside.

  173. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:54 pm

    so……The Tigers are 0-4

  174. scott19 on April 4th, 2008 5:54 pm

    I see Trembley’s pulled Trachsel already. He probably kept nodding off in the dugout waiting for him to throw pitches. :)

  175. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:55 pm

    Lets Baek us some Orioles!

  176. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:57 pm

    looong run for Ichiro, still beats Wilkerson…. HooRay for Ichiro!

  177. Goob on April 4th, 2008 5:58 pm

    Raul jumped about three inches for that ball.

  178. Benne on April 4th, 2008 5:58 pm

    sigh

  179. JWay on April 4th, 2008 5:58 pm

    So 85 straight and over the middle 2-3 times is all it takes for a HR huh? Hmmm

  180. Sentinel on April 4th, 2008 6:01 pm

    Well, I’m depressed now. I’m going to get some work done.

    How many days until King Felix Day?

  181. msb on April 4th, 2008 6:01 pm

    we sure are seeing some pathetic ‘home runs’ tonight. I’m sure the dynamic Mariner line-up could match some of those shots.

  182. JWay on April 4th, 2008 6:02 pm

    No way we have a Vidro 3 run homer coming up! Don’t start working yet!

  183. Benne on April 4th, 2008 6:02 pm

    Time to “manufacture” some runs.

  184. Typical Idiot Fan on April 4th, 2008 6:03 pm

    Adam Jones would have caught Hernandez’s homerun.
    Adam Jones also apparently does a great Adrian Beltre impression.

  185. Benne on April 4th, 2008 6:04 pm

    Walk. That’s a start.

  186. msb on April 4th, 2008 6:05 pm

    ok, that is one scary mustache on Chad Bradford.

    318, that’s all it takes, Jose…..

  187. scott19 on April 4th, 2008 6:06 pm

    Gotta love that “Seven in the Seventh” contest — which I don’t think anybody’s won yet.

  188. Benne on April 4th, 2008 6:07 pm

    This is becoming an epic at bat.

  189. JWay on April 4th, 2008 6:07 pm

    Vidro just luring him into a false sense of security…..

  190. ocelot on April 4th, 2008 6:08 pm

    So why didn’t Mr. Professional Hitter whack the hanging 2-strike breaking ball?

  191. Benne on April 4th, 2008 6:09 pm

    That is why I hate hit-and-runs.

  192. msb on April 4th, 2008 6:09 pm

    why does any one let Brad run?

  193. EastCoastMsFan on April 4th, 2008 6:10 pm

    Well, we did have a ‘professional’ hitter up in that situation. Isn’t this how we manufacture runs?

  194. ndrfx on April 4th, 2008 6:11 pm

    Seriously, if you want to “put the game in motion” at least have some freaking speed on the bases.

  195. JWay on April 4th, 2008 6:11 pm

    Vidro let me down :(

  196. kevinzelko on April 4th, 2008 6:12 pm

    on the topic of ichiro taking the whole outfield…if they got corey patterson, they could field a 5th infielder!!! seriously.

  197. brian_sun on April 4th, 2008 6:12 pm

    Johnny Mac’s small ball is finally killing this team. He’s having guys like Vidro, Wilkerson running for no reasons.

  198. smb on April 4th, 2008 6:12 pm

    WE NEED TO RUN MOAR!!111!!!

    Not everyone should be running.

  199. JWay on April 4th, 2008 6:12 pm

    Hey at least Vidro got his DP….am I right??!

  200. Milendriel on April 4th, 2008 6:13 pm

    Hit-and-run on a full count = pissing away outs

  201. scott19 on April 4th, 2008 6:13 pm

    182: Listening rather than watching at the moment, so please tell that Bradford isn’t working on some faux-Rollie Fingers style ’stache.

  202. Typical Idiot Fan on April 4th, 2008 6:13 pm

    Wow, that Sarfate guy has got a wicked fastball.

  203. JWay on April 4th, 2008 6:14 pm

    196…. its about there….

  204. msb on April 4th, 2008 6:18 pm

    #197– no, it’s pretty regular- it was more the surprise of seeing one there…

  205. JWay on April 4th, 2008 6:18 pm

    I feel like there isn’t many M’s fans with hope in this 2 run game….

  206. ndrfx on April 4th, 2008 6:20 pm

    Yikes.

  207. JWay on April 4th, 2008 6:20 pm

    oh..ok… that’s why… its 4 runs now. sigh

  208. Benne on April 4th, 2008 6:20 pm

    So much for a close game.

  209. scott19 on April 4th, 2008 6:21 pm

    Well, so far, Baek’s not exactly been “where it’s at,” either. >:(

  210. ErikG803 on April 4th, 2008 6:21 pm

    A’boy Baek.

  211. Benne on April 4th, 2008 6:23 pm

    And so we have our first look at RSS for the season.

  212. Benne on April 4th, 2008 6:24 pm

    …er, RRS.

  213. JWay on April 4th, 2008 6:26 pm

    and he’s not making it look good :(

  214. Go Felix on April 4th, 2008 6:27 pm

    Here’s a tip:

    Don’t throw it down the middle.

  215. msb on April 4th, 2008 6:27 pm

    not that the bullpens pitching isn’t holding my interest, but the Metrodome camera’s just caught two under-6 boys who were adorned in carefully-painted Joe Mauer sideburns

    so, how long has it been since either CSB or RRS have actually pitched in a game? the weekend? before?

  216. scott19 on April 4th, 2008 6:27 pm

    Geez, guys, if you were bound and determined to spot the O’s this one, anyways, you could’ve at least kept it close enough for GS-52 sighting.

  217. DMZ on April 4th, 2008 6:28 pm

    CORCO!

  218. Typical Idiot Fan on April 4th, 2008 6:29 pm

    208:

    RR-S.

  219. lailaihei on April 4th, 2008 6:30 pm

    Wait, so who is this guy again?

  220. scott19 on April 4th, 2008 6:30 pm

    210: Speaking of 1970’s facial hair, then there’s those Mauer ‘burns — straight out of “Emergency!” :)

  221. msb on April 4th, 2008 6:36 pm

    oh for petes sake.

  222. JWay on April 4th, 2008 6:36 pm

    insult to injury there…..

  223. LMF on April 4th, 2008 6:36 pm

    Wow. To be honest I was sorta hoping to see AJ’s first career grand slam…

  224. scott19 on April 4th, 2008 6:36 pm

    This is quickly turning into a comedy of errors…

  225. scott19 on April 4th, 2008 6:39 pm

    Aw, bummer…kinda hoping AJ might go yard there.

  226. JWay on April 4th, 2008 6:46 pm

    and so good defense will win you games and bad defense will lose you games…. huh?

  227. msb on April 4th, 2008 6:47 pm

    ok, McLaren’s thought process baffles me.

  228. Typical Idiot Fan on April 4th, 2008 6:47 pm

    McLaren tossing in the towel by having WFB bat?

  229. Go Felix on April 4th, 2008 6:47 pm

    Why don’t they get Morse in there now?!?!?!

  230. crazyray7391 on April 4th, 2008 6:47 pm

    And WFB doesn’t let him down either.

  231. JWay on April 4th, 2008 6:50 pm

    Where’s Cairo?

  232. Typical Idiot Fan on April 4th, 2008 6:51 pm

    What? No Jimerson? Gonna let Raul have his lat at bat against a lefty pitcher, but you’re gonna take Lopez out for his?

    I don’t frigging understand you, McLaren.

  233. crazyray7391 on April 4th, 2008 6:52 pm

    225

    Probably in the back counting the money that he swindled from the M’s

  234. crazyray7391 on April 4th, 2008 6:53 pm

    Isn’t Morse in left now?

  235. JWay on April 4th, 2008 6:54 pm

    ohhhhh Beltre :(

  236. crazyray7391 on April 4th, 2008 6:54 pm

    Yeah Richie!!!

  237. crazyray7391 on April 4th, 2008 6:55 pm

    Guess Morse isn’t in left, oops.

  238. msb on April 4th, 2008 6:57 pm

    ok, let’s get this game to the point where the Pear has to come in for a save attempt.

  239. Typical Idiot Fan on April 4th, 2008 7:00 pm

    Keep swinging at ball four Raul, that way you can line a single to right instead of walking. Walks are, after all, for pussies.

  240. JWay on April 4th, 2008 7:02 pm

    OMG!

  241. Go Felix on April 4th, 2008 7:02 pm

    Of course Richie does something when it doesn’t matter.

  242. ndrfx on April 4th, 2008 7:02 pm

    OH MY GOODNESS RICHIE!!!!

  243. DMZ on April 4th, 2008 7:02 pm

    Wa ha ha ha ha!! Sexson says “graph that tonight, Zumsteg!”

  244. drjeff on April 4th, 2008 7:02 pm

    Ichiro would have caught that! :)

    Or… “the broken clock is right!”

  245. Typical Idiot Fan on April 4th, 2008 7:04 pm

    Richie Sexson has entered the A-Rod level of run producing irrelevance.

  246. crazyray7391 on April 4th, 2008 7:04 pm

    Richie Sexson……..master of the meaningless homerun.

  247. Some Dude on April 4th, 2008 7:04 pm

    He never would have hit that if we had been within 2.

  248. Typical Idiot Fan on April 4th, 2008 7:04 pm

    Adam Jones shows off his improved range and route running.

  249. ndrfx on April 4th, 2008 7:05 pm

    ALL RIGHT LETS GO, I’M PUMPED NOW!!!

  250. scott19 on April 4th, 2008 7:06 pm

    OMG, Richie!!! Better look out the window to see if there’s a plague of locusts coming!

    Alas…a Sherill sighting after all!

  251. Go Felix on April 4th, 2008 7:06 pm

    MORSE COWBELL!!!

  252. drjeff on April 4th, 2008 7:06 pm

    Hearing “Morse entered the game for defensive purposes” was a little chilling.

  253. Typical Idiot Fan on April 4th, 2008 7:07 pm

    lol Mike Morse… continuing to make us all look like chumps for doubting him.

  254. msb on April 4th, 2008 7:08 pm

    ok, George, I love you, but we need this game :)

    oh, and I think Cairo is over here

  255. ndrfx on April 4th, 2008 7:11 pm

    Vidro with quite an at bat here.

  256. scott19 on April 4th, 2008 7:12 pm

    Two “r’s” in Sherrill…slapping my own hands there!

    238: Come to think of it, Russ Davis was pretty good at hitting irrelevant home runs as well.

  257. Go Felix on April 4th, 2008 7:13 pm

    Yay, idiots on the field!!!

  258. crazyray7391 on April 4th, 2008 7:13 pm

    248

    It takes a special player to be that good at it, don’t you think?

  259. Some Dude on April 4th, 2008 7:17 pm

    What the hell was going on there before Joh batted?

  260. crazyray7391 on April 4th, 2008 7:20 pm

    Some clown was out on the field and FSN won’t show it because they don’t condone it.

  261. msb on April 4th, 2008 7:21 pm

    fool out on the field; apparently the crack security team took all that time to actually get down on the field & corral him.

    “fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life, son”

  262. msb on April 4th, 2008 7:23 pm

    it isn’t just FSN– MLB asks all broadcast teams to not show them, trying to keep the wannabes from trying it

  263. scott19 on April 4th, 2008 7:27 pm

    From as long as took them to rope that ‘lil dogie, it could be surmised that the “crack security team” at Camden Yards has been dosing out on too many hot dogs and donuts over the winter. :)

  264. scott19 on April 4th, 2008 7:37 pm

    246: I thought I remembered seeing some Talosians listed in the Mitchell Report! ;)

  265. MedicineHat on April 4th, 2008 7:41 pm

    Watching the Reds/Phillies game….griffey just made the ump change teh advertisement that scrolls behind home plate because he was having a hard time seeing the ball from the outfield as the pitcher pitched.

  266. Kazinski on April 4th, 2008 7:42 pm

    Hmmm, on the one hand “Clutchiness” is not a measurable so it doesn’t exist, on the other hand some players excel at hitting “meaningless” home runs?

    Can’t have it both ways.

  267. Paul B on April 4th, 2008 7:49 pm

    There’s no clutch hitters, because if there were then one would have to ask why they let up and play poorly when the bases are empty.

    There probably are, however, anti-clutch hitters, players that do not do well under pressure. They tend not to last too long in the majors, though.

    Then there is Sexson, a .200 hitter who has enough power to hit one out once in awhile, if the pitcher cooperates.

    Does McLaren just do stuff at random sometimes? Or does he just not think every innnig?

  268. msb on April 4th, 2008 8:25 pm

    I love this week of the year, free baseball.

    Rick Ankiel making two nice outfield plays on balls thrown by Ryan Franklin (think pitchers ever ponder that their outfielder had more raw talent as a pitcher than they’ll ever dream of?)

    Justin Deuscherererer making a start for the A’s

    hearing the Cleveland commentators say ‘our own Asdrubal Cabrera’

    Ben Broussard hits a grannie to give Texas a 5 run lead vs the Angels

  269. Sentinel on April 5th, 2008 12:39 am

    Does McLaren just do stuff at random sometimes? Or does he just not think every innnig?

    Well, let’s see…

    Exhibit A: Pull Lopez for WFB, but leave Raaaauuuuuul! in against the lefty.

    That’s all I need to see.

  270. Breadbaker on April 5th, 2008 1:21 am

    268: I think Messrs. Franklin and Ankiel try not to speak to one another, so no one would consider they are contemplating a “buy” together.

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