Game 44, Padres at Mariners

DMZ · May 17, 2008 at 6:10 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

Bedard vs Wolf. 7:10. Nice night to go see a game, too.

Deep breath annnnd… exhale.

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112 Responses to “Game 44, Padres at Mariners”

  1. msb on May 17th, 2008 6:15 pm

    my, but it’s wahm.

  2. jspektor on May 17th, 2008 6:23 pm

    i’ll be there … at least for a few innings. Let’s hope Bedard bring that good ol’ uncle charlie …

  3. NBarnes on May 17th, 2008 6:23 pm

    The yellow face, it burns us!

  4. BillyJive on May 17th, 2008 6:23 pm

    I kind of feel like the little retarded boy that doesn’t know he’s retarded…but I’m gonna watch the gme tonight anyways…
    *sigh*
    Go M’s….

  5. The Unkown Comic on May 17th, 2008 6:30 pm

    I am going to go to some games in August. Should be fairly easy to get a few batting practice balls.

  6. BillyJive on May 17th, 2008 6:31 pm

    I’m actually surprised not to see Turbo in the lineup…he is hitting .444 against Wolf lifetime…must be those ‘back spasms’

  7. msb on May 17th, 2008 6:42 pm

    I kind of feel like the little retarded boy that doesn’t know he’s retarded…

    hey, I saw that very special episode of Quantum Leap!

    anyone seen a lineup? oh, and is it just me, or does Baker seem to be feeling really pissy of late?

  8. BillyJive on May 17th, 2008 6:48 pm

    Lineups are posted finally…mlb.com

  9. jlc on May 17th, 2008 6:53 pm

    As for Baker, if you think his comments were bad earlier, what he’s getting now makes some of his earlier commenters look like Pulitzer prize winners. I dropped in the last couple of days after ignoring them for a while. Never again. As far as I can tell, the Times has just decided to go for high numbers, and not care what’s in them. I’d be pissy too if I had to read and respond to that sewer every day.

  10. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 17th, 2008 7:04 pm

    Ichiro!
    Beltre
    Lopez
    Ibanez
    Johjima (our new DH?)
    Sexson
    Balentien
    Burke
    Betancourt

  11. jspektor on May 17th, 2008 7:07 pm

    I want to abolish the ‘Funk Blast’

  12. robbbbbb on May 17th, 2008 7:08 pm

    Actual conversation between my wife and I, just now:

    “So, I’m gonna go see how badly the Mariners are doing.”

    “Oh, are they doing badly already?”

    “Actually, I think they’re going to start doing badly in five minutes.”

  13. BillyJive on May 17th, 2008 7:12 pm

    Can’t abolish the Funk Blast!!
    That’s my band’s bread and butter!!!

  14. hairofthedawg on May 17th, 2008 7:12 pm

    82 delicious degrees?

  15. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 17th, 2008 7:13 pm

    Who says “youngsters” anymore besides old farts?

  16. Paul B on May 17th, 2008 7:16 pm

    Who says “youngsters” anymore besides old farts?

    Hey, you youngsters keep it down, I’m trying to listen to the game!

  17. scraps on May 17th, 2008 7:16 pm

    Who says “youngsters” anymore besides old farts?

    Who ever did besides old farts?

  18. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 17th, 2008 7:18 pm

    Hey, you youngsters keep it down, I’m trying to listen to the game!

    Shall I get off your lawn as well?

  19. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 17th, 2008 7:18 pm

    WTF was that?

  20. scraps on May 17th, 2008 7:19 pm

    Here we go again.

  21. bunk_medal on May 17th, 2008 7:19 pm

    Slick fielding by Jose there.

  22. jefffrane on May 17th, 2008 7:20 pm

    Hmmmm. Double play?

  23. hairofthedawg on May 17th, 2008 7:20 pm

    A funky double play!

  24. Paul B on May 17th, 2008 7:20 pm

    Old “5 for 1″ doesn’t look very good. Again.

  25. hairofthedawg on May 17th, 2008 7:26 pm

    Nice steal!

  26. BillyJive on May 17th, 2008 7:29 pm

    When was the last time we had a lead in the first inning??

    WOO HOO!!

  27. SpokaneMsFan on May 17th, 2008 7:33 pm

    Umm I think that would be the last time Bedard started. Didn’t actually workout so well though.

  28. BillyJive on May 17th, 2008 7:40 pm

    Oops..oh yeah

    *sigh*
    Go M’s!!

  29. jephdood on May 17th, 2008 7:40 pm

    Akin to the “M-V-P” chants Kobe gets at Staples, I’d like to hear some “D-F-A” when Richie is up to bat. Not so much to make him feel like an ass, but more to make Bavasi do SOMETHING worthwhile.

    (Now watch him crank a couple out of the park tonight)

  30. Benne on May 17th, 2008 7:43 pm

    Gee Dave, thanks for reminding us how insufferable Red Sox fans are.

  31. msb on May 17th, 2008 7:43 pm

    I want to know just who the leather-lungs was shouting at during the last Pad at-bat, hollaring something about ‘get your head in the game’. Bedard? the batter? the ump?

  32. jephdood on May 17th, 2008 8:02 pm

    Dave Simms thinks he’s the greatest.

  33. jephdood on May 17th, 2008 8:04 pm

    Sorry. I forgot to read the button.

  34. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 17th, 2008 8:09 pm

    32… just call him The Forehead.

  35. tgf on May 17th, 2008 8:13 pm

    USSM autocorrect function, eh? Slippery slope…

  36. msb on May 17th, 2008 8:27 pm

    btw, I think Lincecum needs to be added to the autocorrect function.

    so, any takers the Ms manage to score another runs off Randy (”my brother is an umpire and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”) Wolf? Even though he came into the game sporting a four-game streak of 0-3 with a 8.55 ERA?

  37. pygmalion on May 17th, 2008 8:31 pm

    No.

  38. enazario on May 17th, 2008 8:33 pm

    Randy Wolf of the 1.43 WHIP and mickey mouse curve looks like a Cy Young out there.

  39. jephdood on May 17th, 2008 8:33 pm

    It’s sad that I have nothing better to do than to watch this. And I don’t even have any beer in the house to dull the senses.

  40. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 17th, 2008 8:34 pm

    What if I wanted to discuss Dave Sim, author of “Cerebus”?

  41. pygmalion on May 17th, 2008 8:37 pm

    I’m pretty sure that the “auto-correct” is context sensitive.

  42. hairofthedawg on May 17th, 2008 8:38 pm

    That’s nearly, or merely, idiotic, not having beer to watch a Mariners’ game.

  43. enazario on May 17th, 2008 8:40 pm

    For the love of God. I can’t take it anymore! Its one run. One lousy run!

  44. juneau_fan on May 17th, 2008 8:44 pm

    At least the game’s going quickly.

  45. jephdood on May 17th, 2008 8:44 pm

    I found some Captain’s spiced up in the cupboard. Yeeee.

  46. Benne on May 17th, 2008 8:45 pm

    I believe this may be the second game thread this year to not reach 100 comments.

  47. IndieSnob on May 17th, 2008 8:46 pm

    Boy, as if Baker couldn’t have beaten the dead horse known as interviewing to death, Sims & Blowers are going to keep that sucker on life support.

  48. HamNasty on May 17th, 2008 8:49 pm

    Soooo happy this is not a Washburn start.

  49. red_devil20 on May 17th, 2008 8:51 pm

    I’m deciding between the game and Guitar Hero III, any suggestions?

  50. pygmalion on May 17th, 2008 8:52 pm

    It is hard to imagine us finding 50 more things to comment on.

  51. jephdood on May 17th, 2008 8:54 pm

    Rumblin’.. Stumblin’.. Bumblin’..

  52. enazario on May 17th, 2008 8:56 pm

    How did Ichiro not end up at third?

  53. pygmalion on May 17th, 2008 8:56 pm

    Glad I was wrong about the first bet: M’s score!

  54. jephdood on May 17th, 2008 8:58 pm

    I think he may have thought is was gone at first. He didn’t exactly bust out of the box.

    And Burke is lucky that ball wasn’t caught. Would have been a REAL bad way to end the inning.

  55. HamNasty on May 17th, 2008 8:59 pm

    We could talk about how we are glad that Dusty Baker isn’t the manager. He had Adam Dunn try and bunt, then Dunn won the game with a HR.

  56. Benne on May 17th, 2008 8:59 pm

    BELTRE’D!

  57. jlc on May 17th, 2008 8:59 pm

    Ichiro, Burke, Beltre’. That’s why I can’t stop watching.

  58. enazario on May 17th, 2008 9:00 pm

    Hey now!

  59. hairofthedawg on May 17th, 2008 9:00 pm

    Might make a hundred after all, that shot is worth commenting on.

  60. enazario on May 17th, 2008 9:01 pm

    So how long is Buddy Black going to wait?

  61. jephdood on May 17th, 2008 9:01 pm

    Got a little captain in you?! WOO!!! FUNK!

  62. juneau_fan on May 17th, 2008 9:01 pm

    I bet the SD pitcher is upset. It must be so depressing to be beaten* by the Mariners these days.

    *Assuming they win.

  63. enazario on May 17th, 2008 9:03 pm

    Beltre has a very quick bat with one giant hole in his swing down and away. One wonders why anyone pitches him anything other than down and away.

  64. mln on May 17th, 2008 9:03 pm

    ZOMG! Beltre!

  65. BillyJive on May 17th, 2008 9:03 pm

    BELTRE!! WOOHOO!!!
    …sorry no jagerbombs today…

  66. jephdood on May 17th, 2008 9:07 pm

    63 – Down and away or over his shoulders..

  67. jephdood on May 17th, 2008 9:12 pm

    You know.. I don’t think I really want to see Putz in the 9th. Bedard is OK on his pitches.

  68. hawgdriver on May 17th, 2008 9:12 pm

    Please no Putz meltdown tonight.

  69. enazario on May 17th, 2008 9:15 pm

    Ritchie has really lost it. He can’t catch up with heat over the plate.

  70. jephdood on May 17th, 2008 9:16 pm

    Well. Here he comes. Hang on to your butts..

  71. hairofthedawg on May 17th, 2008 9:17 pm

    I think he needs the work to get back to what he was, but I understand the reluctance to risk the game if he’s not on.

  72. jephdood on May 17th, 2008 9:18 pm

    Hey now, how come I was dinged for Sim(m)s.. but it’s not auto-correcting Ri(t)chie?

  73. HamNasty on May 17th, 2008 9:18 pm

    It could be his last chance to save a game all year long, might as well give him a shot.

  74. hairofthedawg on May 17th, 2008 9:21 pm

    Good point HamNasty. Nice glove work there, but I can’t blame him for trying.

  75. enazario on May 17th, 2008 9:22 pm

    That looked scarier than it really was.

  76. enazario on May 17th, 2008 9:24 pm

    Nice split finger.

  77. Benne on May 17th, 2008 9:25 pm

    C’mon JJ, don’t make me hate you.

  78. juneau_fan on May 17th, 2008 9:27 pm

    Damn, I wanted Maddux to pinch run for Tony Clark again.

  79. hairofthedawg on May 17th, 2008 9:28 pm

    I don’t think he’ll make you hate him, just dislike him for teasing.

  80. Benne on May 17th, 2008 9:29 pm

    Dave Sims sounds like we just clinched the pennant.

  81. HamNasty on May 17th, 2008 9:30 pm

    Go team.

  82. hairofthedawg on May 17th, 2008 9:30 pm

    Thank you Adrian! And Bedard, he looked good today.

  83. jephdood on May 17th, 2008 9:30 pm

    That save was Guardado-esque.

  84. Paul L on May 17th, 2008 9:30 pm

    We won the World Series!!!

  85. BillyJive on May 17th, 2008 9:31 pm

    M’s WIN!!!Woo HOO!!
    ..okay I’m doin’ a shot…

  86. bunk_medal on May 17th, 2008 9:31 pm

    We just destroyed our hated rivals, I can forgive them for getting a little excited.

  87. jlc on May 17th, 2008 9:32 pm

    Tomorrow I get to see Felix. Ah.

  88. Paul L on May 17th, 2008 9:32 pm

    I does Krueger know that JJ never beats himself?

  89. hawgdriver on May 17th, 2008 9:33 pm

    That was a nice Saturday night surprise. woo hoo! Raise your glasses to 6 in 23!

    I’m going to go listen to MacGowan sing about Irish suffering for bit now to get me ready for tomorrow.

  90. Benne on May 17th, 2008 9:35 pm

    We just destroyed our hated rivals, I can forgive them for getting a little excited.

    Oh, that’s right. God I hate the Padres. I hate them so much, just the word “Padres” makes my blood boil. I’m not the type to wish death upon anyone, but I wish death upon the whole Padres team, and I will dance on every single one of their graves.

    Go M’s! What a great rivalry.

  91. msb on May 17th, 2008 9:36 pm

    sheesh. can we have just one nice and easy game? swiftly pitched, a little offense, and juuuuuust a little too much drama in the 9th. let’s see, going to the game tomorrow, so with Estes making his 2nd start back from TJ surgery, I’m guessing shut-out? no-hitter? too much to expect them to win back-to-back games, after all.

    ok, whining over. bring on the Happy Ponies!

  92. mln on May 17th, 2008 9:37 pm

    The Mariners win a game! Better still, if they win tommorrow, the M’s can (drum roll) win a series!

  93. jephdood on May 17th, 2008 9:39 pm

    And this thread just might break 100 yet!

  94. msb on May 17th, 2008 9:42 pm
  95. enazario on May 17th, 2008 9:42 pm

    Did you know that “Padres” means “Fathers”. Who do they think they are!

  96. jlc on May 17th, 2008 9:46 pm

    Actually, in this context, Padres means priests. Or the weird little brown monk they have as their logo.

  97. Sports on a Schtick on May 17th, 2008 9:46 pm

    Bedard dominates, Beltre homers and Putz gets the save. Yet I feel very little joy.

  98. jlc on May 17th, 2008 9:50 pm

    I’ll be in section 239, row 6 if anyone wants to come by and say hey. I’ll be the middle aged woman with a Kenji shirt sitting next to a very red-headed guy.

  99. hawgdriver on May 17th, 2008 9:50 pm

    @94

    I swear my little sister had that exact My Little Pony (R). In a signature gesture, I sheared the mane. She cried. Then last week she totaled her car, and i gave her one of mine. Now I understand the cosmic power of ponies.

  100. enazario on May 17th, 2008 9:53 pm

    That’s good to know! I didn’t know that is what it meant.

  101. Mike G. on May 17th, 2008 9:54 pm

    Did you know that “Mariner” does not mean “Moose”? Who do they think they are?!

  102. fetish on May 17th, 2008 9:57 pm

    Does anyone think,
    the more and more we play the Padres,
    they more that actually BECOME the hated rival?

  103. hawgdriver on May 17th, 2008 10:00 pm

    Some track game attendance. Others track merchandise sales.

    My leading indicator is the number of quality game-related comments on a Saturday evening game thread.

  104. hairofthedawg on May 17th, 2008 10:00 pm

    As long as we keep beating them, they’re fine as the hated rival.

  105. argh on May 17th, 2008 10:00 pm

    Nice game despite not much offense, Bedard’s scary 4th inning wobble and JJ’s increasingly familiar hesitancy while trying to close. But oh my lord does Sexson look horrible from up close — uncertain, weak, slow, you name a bad thing for a big league hitter and he’s got it. If he was a combat soldier in that condition even George Patton on his meanest day would send him home to sell war bonds.

  106. shortbus on May 17th, 2008 10:04 pm

    Putz’ save tonight was not confidence-inspiring. Ironically the first baserunner came on one of his better pitches, and the first two outs came on very well hit balls. Putz was all over the place. You just have to hate the “closer gets the ninth” attitude that pushed Bedard off the mound after only 101 pitches for a very shaky Putz.

  107. hawgdriver on May 17th, 2008 10:11 pm

    Dave mentioned right after the injury that it could be a nagging injury. I’m sure we all suspect there is some element of injury still affecting his performance. I wonder if it wouldn’t be better for him to just get healthy if that’s the case. Still, it was good to see him hit 98 tonight. Cool hemp necklace, too–is that new?

  108. ceepdublu on May 17th, 2008 10:29 pm

    Beautiful night to be out at the game, though the Mariners’ pre-game schedulers gave us a bit of a heart attack right before the game started. Someone needs to tell them that when the team is doing as well *ahem* as the M’s have been doing this year, it’s probably best not to schedule a very large female opera singer to do the national anthem…

  109. enazario on May 17th, 2008 10:49 pm

    It ain’t over till the fat lady sings…

  110. smb on May 17th, 2008 11:29 pm

    That is hilarious!! I will have to share that will a few people for sure.

  111. msb on May 18th, 2008 7:25 am

    Someone needs to tell them that when the team is doing as well *ahem* as the M’s have been doing this year, it’s probably best not to schedule a very large female opera singer to do the national anthem…

    very likely now-Seattleite Jane Eaglen, internationally famous Wagnerian soprano and rabid, if resigned (”…cheering for the Seattle Mariners, which is often a futile exercise”….) Mariners fan.

    When they had the refit of the Opera House, she tried to talk them into running a video feed from Safeco to the dressing rooms :)

  112. Joe on May 18th, 2008 10:43 am

    Heh, that’s cool. I look forward to seeing her sing every at home game of the World Series when the M’s get there (assuming both she and I are alive by then).

    Meanwhile:

    Despite not being the fleetest of runners, Burke was waved home. He plowed across home plate just ahead of the relay throw and got a wet towel tossed on his head in the dugout after pulling Seattle even at 2-all.

    ”I’m always surprised to see myself go around third to score,” Burke cracked.

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