The Rotation
Dave · May 23, 2008 at 7:54 pm · Filed Under Mariners
The Mariners built this team around a pitching rotation of “five number ones”.
The Mariners rotation has a 5.27 ERA, second worst in baseball.
This is why you don’t build a team around a pitching staff.
This will cheer Colm up.
There’s a special corner of hell for you m’dear. One where they show Care Bears movies.
What if Bavasi signed Cheer Bear to DH for us? He (it is a he, right?)can’t be any worse than Turbo.
Oh yeah he could. I have the “Forever Friends” DVD within a few feet of me right now – hidden from my children in case they ever insist on watching it again. It’s gallingly bad – way worse than Barbie Fairytopia. It has an eerie, pointlessness to it, as if made to appeal to people who are wasted on heroin.
At least Turbo’s fat enough that we could use him as a draught-excluder.
50: I did, too…at one of the Fan Fests some years back. Seemed liked a personable enough guy…however, his “Hey folks, let’s remember the good old days!” schtick that he starts every time he knows the team is playing like crap and doesn’t have anything better to talk about on the air gets really annoying after a while. I mean, geez, twenty years from now, even if we haven’t been to the WS yet, he’ll still be talking about how great the ’95 and ’01 seasons were.
Nah, it’s the creepy, patently-faked affability.
I just had a brainwave: With the perma-tan and the glinting teeth and shiney eyes, Rizzs reminds me of George Hamilton playing a vampire in Love at First Bite.
Ah, I remember that movie — where George Hamilton actually becomes Dracula (er, sort of)! 🙂
Interestingly, during a game in which we were getting blown out last year and our thoughts started to drift elsewhere, someone had mentioned that they always thought Rizzy reminded them of Neil Diamond. Actually, I could see that, too.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ponies are sending me subliminal messages.
They are saying we must encourage Howard Lincoln to get rid of Chuck Armstrong and replace him with someone like Terry Ryan or Larry Beinfest so the repairing can begin, then this new president can fire Bavasi and other people that need to be fired.
Man, these ponies are smart.
I like ponies. But then, I don’t have to watch “My little pony, the end of Flutter Valley” 5 times a day.
do we excuse that comment as it came out of the mouth of their pitching coach, who is paid to shine them up?
Dave – not sure I agree with this statement without knowing the alternative plan. Do you have a post on how the team should be built? (Link?)
There are plenty of teams that have relied heavily on the talent on their pitching staffs. The problem is the Mariners are spectacularly incompetent at identifying quality starting pitching, because they are paying Silva, Washburn and Batista 25-30 million to provide marginal improvement on three Cha Seung Baeks. A well-run team who wanted to really have outstanding pitching would be allocating that money considerably differently, to where there was a 3rd pitcher in the King Felix/Bedard class making a huge contract, and then using cheap pitch-to-contact innings eaters at 4-5, or would have converted Morrow to a starter last year, so that by now he might be ready to enter the rotation similar to what Piñeiro did in 2001, or… well, you get the idea.
They’ve compounded that inefficiency with their money by having a terrible defense back up three pitchers whose assets are that, given a solid defense behind them, they can fool you into thinking they are much better than they actually are. I’m convinced that if we actually HAD a world-class defense behind these guys, at least one of them would be having an Aaron Sele/Paul Abbott/Ryan Franklin in 2003 sort of mirage year. Instead, the defensive shortcomings make them look like garbage.
Oops. Must have accidentally deleted the “slash” from the close bquote.
I agree with your analysis of the M’s, but not with your conclusion. Lots of teams have built around their pitching–the 1990’s Braves come to mind–and done just fine. The M’s problem is that they have BAD pitchers. Silva, Washburn and Batista are #4 starters on their good days and #10 starters on their bad ones. Felix is still learning, and Bedard has seriously underperformed (yet another reason to hate that trade). I still think he isn’t healthy, but who knows. It’s the players, not the model, that is the problem.
You’ve got a very schizophrenic attitude towards ERA. Some posts it’s only used by morons who don’t understand pitching, and then now you use it to make a baseball point.
Which is it?