Game 50, Mariners at Yankees

DMZ · May 24, 2008 at 9:37 am · Filed Under Mariners 

Silva v Mussina. 10:05 our time.

SP Lager

SP Lager: Official Beer of the 2008 Mariner Season.

“Usually I enjoy Japanese beer, but given the situation, if I was objectively watching the game, I wouldn’t care if it was Japanese beer, American beer or beer from Papua New Guinea,” he said.

Comments

155 Responses to “Game 50, Mariners at Yankees”

  1. Mousse on May 24th, 2008 9:38 am

    Pregame lineups show Sexson in RF and Reed at 1st. A mistake I presume?

  2. DMZ on May 24th, 2008 9:46 am

    If that’s not a mistake… well, I don’t know what to do.

  3. Mike Snow on May 24th, 2008 9:47 am

    What do they make beer from in the South Pacific – taro?

  4. jephdood on May 24th, 2008 9:52 am

    They should have a ‘pick yer position’ day. Everyone gets to pick the position they’ve always wanted to play. Sure, Sexson in right.. Ichiro can pitch.. can’t possibly get any worse.

  5. revbill on May 24th, 2008 9:53 am

    Remember when there was some talk of getting both Sexson and Delgado, but neither would DH so there were some rumblings (and I don’t know how serious or official they were) of putting Sexson in left field?

  6. huhwhat on May 24th, 2008 9:54 am

    I want to blame the quote for my craving of an Asahi right now, but in reality I know it’s a bigger problem when it’s 9:53 in the morning and I want to drink…Damn the Mariners franchise being the problem.

  7. fetish on May 24th, 2008 9:57 am

    A metric for quitting:

    Can we track how often batters swing at the first pitch? With Pitch F/X, can we track by first-pitch strike or first-pitch ball?

    To batters perform better or worse in an AB when they swing at the first pitch?

  8. jryoung222 on May 24th, 2008 9:57 am

    #1 – Actually, Sexson would be able to cover as much ground in RF as Ibanez does in LF, so why not?

  9. msb on May 24th, 2008 9:57 am

    Drayer talked to Bavasi– apparently the interview is up on the KOMO page.

    Paraphrasing:

    they are talking to other teams, as they have a player designated for assignment; nobody (else) is really ready to make moves yet

    it is a player personnel, player performance problem, not a field manager problem

    still waiting for someone to step up and be a leader, and then more than one player has to go along — they’re good guys, solid guys, they’re playing hard, they’re working hard, they’re getting out on the field and getting a little scattered.

    those kind of leaders are not real common in baseball anymore.

    timing? as a team they are not giving up, not giving in; doing it with this nucleus is another question

    consequences? what consequences can be worse than what they are going through now? They need to play good baseball three days in a row, they haven’t played clean baseball more than three games in a row since they left spring training

  10. _David_ on May 24th, 2008 10:15 am

    With the offensive struggles of AL second basemen this year, isn’t Lopez (decent defense, .293 avg.) an All-Star by default?

  11. JerBear on May 24th, 2008 10:16 am

    Why the hell is Turbo batting third?

  12. cgmonk on May 24th, 2008 10:18 am

    Anyone notice when a runner doesn’t go 1st to 3rd or 3rd to home that the runner has a “good arm” according to Dave Sims?

  13. CecilFielderRules on May 24th, 2008 10:19 am

    Uh, Ian Kinsler, Brian Roberts, Dustin Pedrioa. An empty 293 average won’t get you into the All-Star game (or shouldn’t)…

  14. G-Man on May 24th, 2008 10:20 am

    9, I figure that the M’s incompetnace will cost Jose a lot of votes.

    There is one thing that they could have accomplished this season, but they missed their chance when Turbo was Mendozing it. they could’ve DFA’ed him and be assured that he won’t take up $$$ next season. But with him resurging and now batting third, I guess they won’t rock that boat, his option will vest, and we’ll b eolder and slower in ‘09.

  15. mstaples on May 24th, 2008 10:22 am

    If Beltre can’t hit that hanging splitter that he got on the first pitch, I don’t know what he can hit (apparently nothing off of Mussina, given his lack of any hits against him in his career).

  16. jephdood on May 24th, 2008 10:22 am

    I have faith that the Turbo option will not vest. I think. I hope.

  17. Sports on a Schtick on May 24th, 2008 10:23 am

    Vidro at #3!

    I have extremely low expectations today.

  18. cgmonk on May 24th, 2008 10:27 am

    They just explained Joe’s Tracer on air. There’s 3 cameras that track where the ball crosses the plate and it’s accurate to a half-inch. It is not where the catcher catches the ball. That’s for anyone who doesn’t trust it.

  19. Mike Snow on May 24th, 2008 10:28 am

    No Mariner will be voted to the All-Star team this year. Ichiro or Ibanez may go as a reserve, but that’s it.

  20. G-Man on May 24th, 2008 10:28 am

    So Blowers is saying that the strike zone is where the ball crosses the front edge of home plate. I thought the zone is 3-dimensional, so that if the ball curves over the plate past the front edge, it’s a strike as well.

    Which is it?

  21. _David_ on May 24th, 2008 10:29 am

    Yeah, I forgot about those people.

  22. thewyrm on May 24th, 2008 10:32 am

    Not a chance Ichiro doesn’t go to the All Star game. People vote for him out of habit now.

  23. Axtell on May 24th, 2008 10:37 am

    I don’t get it. Why not put Reed in left, Wlad in right, DH Ibanez, and sit Vidro? How tough a decision is this really to make? It’s not like Vidro has spent a ton of time here, and not like he’s a fan favorite or long time Mariner, does he have incriminating photos of Mac doing bad, bad things?

  24. Jack Howland on May 24th, 2008 10:38 am

    Brad Wilkerson just hit a grand slam.

  25. argh on May 24th, 2008 10:38 am

    It is a ’strike’ if “any part of” the ball passes through “any part of” the strike zone, is not struck at and…”when so called by the umpire.”

    Official Rules: 2.00 Definition of Terms

  26. oh poker on May 24th, 2008 10:39 am

    If Ichiro started cracking open a nice Japanese beer between innings would anyone really blame him?

  27. pygmalion on May 24th, 2008 10:41 am

    To interpret that definition of “strike,” we still need a definition of “strike zone.”

  28. Benne on May 24th, 2008 10:42 am

    No Mariner will be voted to the All-Star team this year. Ichiro or Ibanez may go as a reserve, but that’s it.

    Thanks to MLB’s Little League “every team gets an All-Star” rule, the M’s have to send someone. That means Ichiro goes by default.

  29. pygmalion on May 24th, 2008 10:42 am

    Over / under on the number of runs we give up by the end of the fifth inning today?

  30. Sports on a Schtick on May 24th, 2008 10:44 am

    Haha. There goes that.

    4 and 48.

  31. jephdood on May 24th, 2008 10:44 am

    Give a number, and we’ll tell you over or under.

  32. G-Man on May 24th, 2008 10:44 am

    Somebody should put a suicide watch on McLaren.

  33. Jay R. on May 24th, 2008 10:44 am

    This team is a joke.

  34. b_rider on May 24th, 2008 10:44 am

    Didn’t someone say that Silva is prone to giving up homeruns to lefthanded hitters?

  35. b_rider on May 24th, 2008 10:45 am

    I think the scouting report for the Yankees’ hitters is “hit the ball at Raul”.

  36. oh poker on May 24th, 2008 10:46 am

    That’s it. I’m having a beer. 2 more runs and I’m breaking out the 120 minute IPA

  37. G-Man on May 24th, 2008 10:46 am

    Productive AB? Why bother making an out against this team? Someone will drive Cano in from 2B anyway.

  38. pygmalion on May 24th, 2008 10:47 am

    Didn’t someone say that Silva is prone to giving up homeruns to lefthanded hitters?

    I dunno, but I said that he was due to give up some more home runs because his HR/FB rate has been abnormally low.

    Give a number, and we’ll tell you over or under.

    7.

  39. b_rider on May 24th, 2008 10:47 am

    Hey Melky, hit the ball at Raul!

  40. Jay R. on May 24th, 2008 10:47 am

    Raul is sure showcasing his range today.

  41. b_rider on May 24th, 2008 10:48 am

    7

    Over.

  42. Sports on a Schtick on May 24th, 2008 10:49 am

    Time to warm up Baek damn it.

  43. pygmalion on May 24th, 2008 10:50 am

    Give a number, and we’ll tell you over or under.

    7. 9.

  44. I_Bleed_Mariner_Blue on May 24th, 2008 10:50 am

    Does Mclarean make it home from this trip?

  45. Steve T on May 24th, 2008 10:50 am

    They’ve batted around. Sweet.

    Worst road trip in club history?

  46. Benne on May 24th, 2008 10:51 am

    Is it Dickey time already?

  47. beckya57 on May 24th, 2008 10:51 am

    That Bavasi interview is just unbelievable. The same old cliches about needing a “leader.” NO, they need more talent! And to say there’s no FM problem? Has he watched any of the games? The awfulness of McL isn’t subtle; anybody with a minimal knowledge of baseball and a functioning brain can tell this guy has absolutely no business managing. Does Bavasi really believe this nonsense, or is this just PR?

  48. I_Bleed_Mariner_Blue on May 24th, 2008 10:52 am

    bullpen is so spent, he’s going to keep Silva in no matter what.

  49. I_Bleed_Mariner_Blue on May 24th, 2008 10:53 am

    It’s PR, even if he believes Mcl is the problem, he will not say that

  50. Sklyansky on May 24th, 2008 10:54 am

    I think the problem is all of the pitchers need a personal catcher from their own country, state or province. Silva needs a Venezualan catcher like Ramon Hernandez to truly realize his awesome potential. Washburn needs a catcher from Wisconsin, otherwise he’ll stubbornly throw the suck pitch at his own discretion. And Bedard needs an Ontarian catcher, etc.

  51. Colm on May 24th, 2008 10:55 am

    Fair play to Bavasi:
    He is not going to go out there and attack the players and manager that HE hired. That would be Jarrod-Washburn-issue crass.

    If he has to mouth meaningless cliches and platitudes to avoid sticking the knife into the back of Sexson, Johjima, Vidro, Raul, Silva, Batista, Washburn, Mac etc, so be it.

  52. b_rider on May 24th, 2008 10:56 am

    I think the problem is all of the pitchers need a personal catcher from their own country, state or province.

    Hey, why not? Not like we’re getting any other use out of our bench.

  53. pygmalion on May 24th, 2008 10:57 am

    Bedard needs an Ontarian catcher, etc.

    Maybe Geoff Baker could help Bedard with this. He’s spent a little time in Toronto.

  54. Steve T on May 24th, 2008 10:58 am

    I’d love to see Sexson, Vidro, etc. with knives sticking out of their backs. Anything to keep them off the field.

  55. jzalman on May 24th, 2008 11:00 am

    More Catchers! Sign Doug Mirabelli to catch Dickey, bring up Clement again and we have 4! Sure, Ramon Hernandez, bring tons! That’s the problem with our pitching.

  56. Jay R. on May 24th, 2008 11:01 am

    I think the bigger problem with the pitching is that the ball rarely makes it all the way to the catcher.

  57. Sports on a Schtick on May 24th, 2008 11:02 am

    Men on base for the fearsome #3 hitter.

  58. jzalman on May 24th, 2008 11:02 am

    That’s not a knife, it’s a spoon.

    I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before!

    That’s how I feel about our FO, GM, and Mac. We’re proud of them when they can identify the difference between a knife and a spoon.

  59. Steve T on May 24th, 2008 11:02 am

    Fuck. Vidro homers. Worst possible result.

  60. Jay R. on May 24th, 2008 11:02 am

    The Apocalypse is nigh.

  61. G-Man on May 24th, 2008 11:03 am

    TURBO!

    There is hope on earth.

  62. Sports on a Schtick on May 24th, 2008 11:03 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Life, you win.

  63. jzalman on May 24th, 2008 11:03 am

    Oh my god. HR? That’s like the worst thing that could happen to this franchise.

  64. pygmalion on May 24th, 2008 11:04 am

    If we go with an 11 man pitching rotation then we could have six catchers, yes? That still limits us a little because ideally we could give Putz his own catcher, but the bullpen’s catcher needs to be Mirabelli, for Dickey. Putz would, however, have his choice of the starters’ catchers.

  65. pygmalion on May 24th, 2008 11:05 am

    So, our DH now has 3 home runs. Fearsome!

  66. Jay R. on May 24th, 2008 11:05 am

    Nice 1st hit off of Mussina for Adrian.

  67. apunetid on May 24th, 2008 11:05 am

    My goodness, strange things happening!

  68. jzalman on May 24th, 2008 11:05 am

    F-that. Ichiro will catch Putz.

  69. I_Bleed_Mariner_Blue on May 24th, 2008 11:06 am

    Is AB an all star?

  70. oh poker on May 24th, 2008 11:07 am

    obviously I’m now having a beer with every single game. Who knew I could get this kind of result.

  71. jzalman on May 24th, 2008 11:07 am

    Wow, you know, the Mariners should sign Mussina. Gritty, Vet, Gamer…over the hill, off the cliff, living on name only. That’s a Mariner!

  72. north on May 24th, 2008 11:07 am

    Is that tea or SP Lager in my morning cup.?

    I pop over to the scoreboard and see Jose Vidro and Brad Wilkerson with early morning home runs.

  73. pygmalion on May 24th, 2008 11:07 am

    F-that. Ichiro will catch Putz.

    Ah, so that’s why they called up Reed.

  74. jzalman on May 24th, 2008 11:08 am

    Okay, Richie, nice and sexy. Chicks dig the long ball.

  75. jzalman on May 24th, 2008 11:09 am

    Ugh. I know it’s tough when they throw them right down the middle at all of 87 mph Richie, but try to get a swing on it, who knows? You might get a hit!

  76. Sports on a Schtick on May 24th, 2008 11:10 am

    …and Sexson remains below the elusive Mendoza Line.

  77. pygmalion on May 24th, 2008 11:10 am

    I just noticed that Reed has already moved ahead of Sexson in the lineup. I would assume that this meant something if the lineups didn’t look like something my dog barfed up.

  78. Sports on a Schtick on May 24th, 2008 11:11 am

    A-Rod, Matsui, Thong Man.

    Let’s go Silva(???)!

  79. jzalman on May 24th, 2008 11:13 am

    The thong song from a few years ago should be Giambi’s at bat song. That’d be hilarious.

  80. Axtell on May 24th, 2008 11:15 am

    jzal-I’d have to think at some point when the yanks are on the road someone is going to do just that.

  81. pygmalion on May 24th, 2008 11:16 am

    The thong song from a few years ago should be Giambi’s at bat song. That’d be hilarious.

    Sadly, I can’t imagine a major league stadium crew willing to do that. If only the Yankees had a series with the Oregon Ducks. I bet that they’d be willing to do it.

  82. Sports on a Schtick on May 24th, 2008 11:17 am

    Carlos Silva dumps like a truck.

  83. jzalman on May 24th, 2008 11:19 am

    On Schtick, that was awesome.

  84. Axtell on May 24th, 2008 11:22 am

    I’d love to find out how many times this year the M’s have either tied or taken a lead in a game and then given up the lead in the very next inning. It seems to happen in every game they tie or lead.

  85. huhwhat on May 24th, 2008 11:22 am

    I’m just going to ask this, what exactly was the benefit of having Mel Stots on the team again?

  86. pygmalion on May 24th, 2008 11:25 am

    Over/under:

    7 9 8.

  87. scott19 on May 24th, 2008 11:29 am

    Gah, Wlison’s kid’s baseball team back in NH sounds about as bad as the M’s…he just mentioned that they were behind 22-3 in third inning.

  88. Sports on a Schtick on May 24th, 2008 11:29 am

    CAPTAIN OF THE NEW YORK YANKEES, Abreu, A-Rod.

    This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Carlos Silva; you’re my only hope.

  89. scott19 on May 24th, 2008 11:31 am

    *Wilson*

    Name autocorrected by a blog dork who was typing too fast. :(

  90. pygmalion on May 24th, 2008 11:35 am

    Over/under:

    7 9 8 7.

    Only two thirds of an inning to go for Silva and this is the most successful start of any Mariner pitcher on this road trip!

  91. scott19 on May 24th, 2008 11:36 am

    I’m just going to ask this, what exactly was the benefit of having Mel Stots on the team again?

    They figured that, at some point in the season, the 3-5 starters would get so wretchedly bad that they’d have to activate Mel after thirty-some years of retirement and put him in the rotation.

  92. jzalman on May 24th, 2008 11:37 am

    @ pygmalion

    And we’re down, 5-4. You forgot to add “and we’re down 5-4.”

    Still can’t believe we’ve scored 4 runs.

  93. jguier on May 24th, 2008 11:37 am

    New suggestion for Mac–allow players to drink before, during, and after the game!

  94. scott19 on May 24th, 2008 11:39 am

    91: What could it hurt? After all, it worked for the early-70’s Oakland A’s. :)

  95. jzalman on May 24th, 2008 11:41 am

    I would fly to Seattle from D.C. to go to Safeco to see Sexson, bases loaded, 2 out, 0-2 count, call time, step back, and pull a flask out to take a huge slug, then step up and hit a grand slam. Great idea jguier.

  96. pygmalion on May 24th, 2008 11:42 am

    You forgot to add “and we’re down 5-4.”

    Hey, I’m just happy that Girardi isn’t alreadying substituting in the defensive replacements yet.

  97. jzalman on May 24th, 2008 11:43 am

    Yeah, or that MacLaren isn’t just “getting guys some work.”

  98. scott19 on May 24th, 2008 11:46 am

    You forgot to add “and we’re down 5-4.”

    Well, look on the bright side…unlike the last four rounds of bloody carnage, at least this one sort of resembles a “real” game thus far.

  99. pygmalion on May 24th, 2008 11:48 am

    Woo! 5 innings pitched, 5 runs given up!

    Whoever took the under, won the pot.

    The pot is filled with a stew made from old sneakers and orange newts. Sorry.

  100. jzalman on May 24th, 2008 11:49 am

    Uh oh, a good pitcher.

  101. scott19 on May 24th, 2008 11:58 am

    I don’t know if anybody’s mentioned it the past couple of days or not, but Dan Wilson actually sounds halfway decent behind a microphone. He sounds light years ahead of Blowers, as a matter of fact.

    Though I suppose if he was doing the gig full-time, the Souless Minions of Homerdom would find some way to corrupt him.

  102. Sports on a Schtick on May 24th, 2008 11:58 am

    #97

    Silva’s lunch?

  103. scott19 on May 24th, 2008 12:00 pm

    Well, good going, J-Lo!

  104. huskyskins on May 24th, 2008 12:01 pm

    E4

    Gotta love giving the middle of the order an extra out.

  105. huskyskins on May 24th, 2008 12:03 pm

    Yup, saw that coming.

  106. Benne on May 24th, 2008 12:03 pm

    Nice job pitching to contact, Silva.

  107. Sports on a Schtick on May 24th, 2008 12:03 pm

    C’mon M’s. Give up one more run and we don’t have to see Rivera!

  108. scott19 on May 24th, 2008 12:04 pm

    Oops, guess I spoke too soon about this resembling a “real” game…here comes the bloody carnage!

  109. huskyskins on May 24th, 2008 12:05 pm

    I still love seeing A-Rod look like a fool at the plate. That never gets old.

  110. pygmalion on May 24th, 2008 12:06 pm

    Maybe our collapses are just moving from the early-mid game to the late-mid game.

  111. jlc on May 24th, 2008 12:08 pm

    Be interesting to see if the Mariners have any home support left in the series against Boston. I expect more Sox fans than usual, which is a lot.

  112. scott19 on May 24th, 2008 12:10 pm

    I still love seeing A-Rod look like a fool at the plate. That never gets old.

    That is why he’s “hot” (eyes rolling).

  113. scott19 on May 24th, 2008 12:19 pm

    When referencing the rec-league ball fields located across the street from Yankee Stadium, Wilson mentioned how it was interesting to be pulling out of the stadium after a day game to see a group of kids playing a sandlot game and probably dreaming about being in the big leagues.

    Hmm…the way the M’s are playing these days, maybe they should be across the street at the sandlot.

  114. Axtell on May 24th, 2008 12:22 pm

    husky-love seeing Arod look like a fool? Petty, much?

    I love the people who want to hate a guy for taking $250 million, as if they somehow, someway would have turned it down.

    Ridiculous.

    Back to the game, does anyone have any hope when we’re behind late? I sure don’t.

  115. jlc on May 24th, 2008 12:23 pm

    “I certainly thought about it,” Stottlemyre said of starting Dickey, “but I felt it would be more beneficial to the two guys I moved up. I wanted to get them back out there as quickly as possible to get the bad taste out of their mouths as quickly as possible. I’ve had good success doing that with veteran pitchers.”

    How’s that working out, Mel?

  116. Steve T on May 24th, 2008 12:24 pm

    I can confirm that they do NOT have SP Lager or any other kind of Papua New Guinea beer at Big Star Beer Market on Northgate at Aurora. Lots of yummy bottle-conditioned Belgian and Brit ales, though. I think I’ll try some until I start to believe I’m a lucky Devil Rays fan.

  117. Steve T on May 24th, 2008 12:28 pm

    KILL IT, RAUL! KILL IT! STAMP ON ITS HEAD!

  118. Benne on May 24th, 2008 12:29 pm

    can confirm that they do NOT have SP Lager or any other kind of Papua New Guinea beer at Big Star Beer Market on Northgate at Aurora. Lots of yummy bottle-conditioned Belgian and Brit ales, though. I think I’ll try some until I start to believe I’m a lucky Devil Rays fan.

    You’re a terrible bandwagoner. It’s “Rays.”

  119. scott19 on May 24th, 2008 12:30 pm

    Yep…sure glad they dumped Sherrill and kept Rhodes.

  120. Breadbaker on May 24th, 2008 12:33 pm

    Note to John McLaren: we might have a couple World’s Championships if Lou hadn’t gone to Arthur in Yankee Stadium. What makes you think he can pitch there now?

  121. jlc on May 24th, 2008 12:34 pm

    I feel like a bad Mariner fan, but I can’t wait for LAAAAAAAA’s game to start so I can see some decent baseball.

  122. Steve T on May 24th, 2008 12:38 pm

    It’s “Rays.”

    No, it’s still Devil Rays. The team has no say in the matter.

  123. Benne on May 24th, 2008 12:40 pm

    Jeter is so not clutch.

  124. Sklyansky on May 24th, 2008 12:42 pm

    Blowers: “Looks like the hitters are wearing out left-center field today”.

    No, really???

  125. Benne on May 24th, 2008 12:43 pm

    Well, I’ve had enough. I’m going to go do something productive now, like go to work.

  126. jlc on May 24th, 2008 12:44 pm

    I think I’ll just handicap the Mariners for the rest of the season. Like golf, or bowling. Then I can pretend they’re on the same level as the teams they play. This is (almost) unbelievable.

  127. jlc on May 24th, 2008 12:47 pm

    Though I have found one silver lining. When it’s this bad, Sims loses that manic edge to his voice. What he says still annoys the shit out of me, however.

  128. naufrago on May 24th, 2008 12:49 pm

    I propose a new promotion. Barf bags! With the day’s starting pitcher on the inside bottom.

    For the seventh inning retch.

  129. Steve T on May 24th, 2008 12:50 pm

    Seventh inning retch. That’s good.

  130. Breadbaker on May 24th, 2008 12:51 pm

    125: I’d love to see a starter still in the game in the seventh.

  131. scott19 on May 24th, 2008 12:51 pm

    Actually, I can’t wait for 5 o’clock to roll around — when Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals between the Red Wings and Penguins comes on. Even if you’re not really into hockey, at least they’re playing for something worthwhile rather than just playing out a freakin’ string with over 100 games left to go.

  132. naufrago on May 24th, 2008 12:55 pm

    Yankee announcer just said,
    “That’s ‘the Epitomy of Mel.’”

    Which is funny.

  133. scott19 on May 24th, 2008 12:56 pm

    I propose a new promotion. Barf bags! With the day’s starting pitcher on the inside bottom.

    Hey, that’s not a bad idea…they could come complete with the Compass Rose logo already on them!

    Also, have them available at the team store afterwards. It’s gonna be a LOOOOOOONG and bloody season!

  134. Breadbaker on May 24th, 2008 12:57 pm

    What the heck is Sims talking about. “Just when you think they’re about to turn the corner”?

  135. Sklyansky on May 24th, 2008 1:02 pm

    Who the hell taught Reed to work the count like that? Is he trying to get sent back to Tacoma? A true Mariner swings at every pitch regardless of location!

  136. scott19 on May 24th, 2008 1:02 pm

    131: Yes, but it’s a blind corner on a one-lane road — with a semi coming head-on from the other direction! :)

  137. Mr. Egaas on May 24th, 2008 1:02 pm

    No kidding right. The corner is not even in sight.

  138. Breadbaker on May 24th, 2008 1:03 pm

    132: Yuni’s been doing that a bit, too. Luckily, we have true Mariners like Kenji.

  139. scott19 on May 24th, 2008 1:04 pm

    YEEEE-HAAAAW, RICHIE!!!

    WOW! I just LOOOOVE those irrelevant Sexy HR’s!

  140. jzalman on May 24th, 2008 1:05 pm

    A homerun. Sexy. I’m not even excited.

  141. Todd A on May 24th, 2008 1:05 pm

    Richie – Too little, too late. Thanks for the effort big guy!

  142. jzalman on May 24th, 2008 1:06 pm

    Awww, Kyle Farnsworth felt sorry for us. How sweet.

  143. scott19 on May 24th, 2008 1:14 pm

    Maybe Farnsworth hadn’t been checking the standings, mistakenly thought we were somehow “in contention”, and was auditioning for Bavasi to pick him up as one of this season’s late-inning Gas Cans.

  144. jlc on May 24th, 2008 1:14 pm

    As Derek told me last season, winning is never inevitable. I don’t expect these guys to win, I don’t even expect them to play well. At least they go out every day because it’s their job. How insane am I not to just turn them off? Sigh.

  145. metz123 on May 24th, 2008 1:17 pm

    Morrow is looking a lot better this season than last. However, given that this year is toast, does it make sense to send him to AAA and work on turning him into a starter? It’s pretty obvious that Silva and Batista aren’t the answers at the back end of the rotation.

    Somebody in the front office has to start building for years after 2008.

  146. G-Man on May 24th, 2008 1:18 pm

    Blue puts us out of our misery.

  147. G-Man on May 24th, 2008 1:18 pm

    Oh, heck, they fixed it.

  148. James T on May 24th, 2008 1:19 pm

    As a Red Sox fan, this serious was one of those enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-friend deals. I’m very disappointed. Bedard was very tough on the yankees last year. Silva? Ehh. I guess I might have predicted his getting rocked. But, Bedard?!?

    And, #132, I honestly believe that the teams that show a lot of discipline at the plate actually sort of shame the hacking teams into greater patience. I’ve got no numbers to prove it but my fan’s sense of things is that after one of the high walk total or pitches per plate appearance guys battles one of their pitchers for 11 pitches, they feel slightly guilty about hacking away immediately. I don’t mean to suggest that I think this is what happened in Reed’s at bat but I think it goes on, in general, when one of the OBP teams faces one of the hacking teams.

  149. jlc on May 24th, 2008 1:19 pm

    Gee, that was the most entertaining moment of the game.

  150. IndieSnob on May 24th, 2008 1:21 pm

    It’s quite obvious by Beltre laughing at the plate that his leadership skills are lacking. Therefore, I think it’s Silva’s job to throw him under the bus for his horrible start.

  151. James T on May 24th, 2008 1:21 pm

    This series not this “serious”. sigh. Where did that come from?

  152. scott19 on May 24th, 2008 1:27 pm

    132 & 145: Maybe Jeremy’s actually trying to get DFA’s by this organization — so he can wind up with Oakland as an “undervalued” guy and bat .280 down there.

  153. msb on May 24th, 2008 4:36 pm

    Gah, Wlison’s kid’s baseball team back in NH sounds about as bad as the M’s…he just mentioned that they were behind 22-3 in third inning.

    at least they have the mercy rule.

    sigh. it was a tied game when last I heard.

  154. BigB on May 24th, 2008 6:08 pm

    I went to the game today. I have tickets tomorrow. I almost don’t want to go.

    What is the protocol on wearing a paper bag over your head at a road game?

  155. gps on May 24th, 2008 6:57 pm

    This series not this “serious”. sigh. Where did that come from?

    Ring Lardner used “serious” for series in most of his stories. I figured you were just channeling him….

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