U.S.S. Mariner

27 May

Game 53, Red Sox at Mariners

7:10. Matsuzaka v Batista.

In WPA, Matsuzaka is 3rd in all of baseball at 1.84. Ratios:
K/9 7.95
BB/9 5.7
HR/9 .6

Batista is -.97
K/9 6.47
BB/9 5.7
HR/9 .74

1.5K/game separates the two pitchers right now, and in their starts so far, the results have been a difference of nearly three games in value.

CAIRO AT FIREST! His outstanding work charging a bunt yesterday is rewarded with a start!

!1!!!oneone!!!

CF-L Ichiro!
2B-R Lopez
DH-B Vidro
LF-L Ibanez
3B-R Beltre
C-R Johjima
RF-R Balentien
1B-0 Cairo
SS-R Betancourt

Boston:
CF-B Crisp
2B-R Pedroia
DH-L Ortiz
LF-R Ramirez
3B-R Lowell
RF-L Drew
C-B Varitek
1B-L Casey
SS-R Lugo

VIDRO OPTION WATCH:
Only 250-300 plate appearances to go until his 2009 option vests!

290 Responses to “Game 53, Red Sox at Mariners”

  1. 1
    tgf said:

    CAIRO AT FIREST! His outstanding work charging a bunt yesterday is rewarded with a start!

    [head explodes]

  2. 2
    paulkersey said:

    I noticed the lineup says Cairo is a zero-handed hitter. Nice work, Derek.

  3. 3
    joser said:

    Poor Derek. Following this team has turned him into JeffK.

    And if this keeps up, I may have to start watching games at the Diamond Knot, since a brewery named after a sunken ship (with Diamond in its name, no less) is clearly the patron beer of this year’s team (assuming nobody finds South Pacific, of course). Though if their experiments have come to fruition, there’s no way I’ll be any shape to drive home. Which means the 2008 Mariners were so bad they forced me to live in Mukilteo.

  4. 4
    NBarnes said:

    Youkilis out again? Did he get a twinge in something and I haven’t heard about it yet?

    It’s amusing to note that Ortiz is off to a bad start this year, and it’s only some recent good hitting that’s gotten his OPS+ up to a mere 44 points over his opposite number on the Mariners’, Vidro.

    Never the less, they both bat 3rd, despite their deficiencies.

  5. 5
    joser said:

    But Ortiz batting 3rd creates a pick-your-poison situation with Manny right behind him. With Vidro, the poison is self-inflicted no matter where he bats (listen to that AB countdown ticking).

  6. 6
    James T said:

    As opposed to last night which was a very quick game for two reasons (Colon’s good control dovetailing with Mariner lack of patience and Red Sox aggressiveness in response to the threat of Felix H. strikeouts), this game will likely be loooooong.

    The Red Sox will go back into disciplined mode against a pitcher they don’t fear. And Matsuzaka throws a lot of pitches that no one will swing at.

    Last night we were into the bottom of the 7th after about 1:35. Tonight we may be in the bottom of the 4th or top of the 5th.

  7. 7
    James T said:

    #5. Lineup homeopathy?

  8. 8
    Sklyansky said:

    Looking at his line-up cards and bullpen decisions, it appears McLaren has been trying really hard to get fired. And naturally, he even fails at that.

  9. 9
    NBarnes said:

    Wouldn’t lineup homeopathy be starting with a lineup like Boston’s, and then, over the course of a season, diluting it with the addition of gritty no-hit types like Cario at 1st, Bloomquist at shortstop, Eckstein at 2nd, Bengie Molina at catcher, etc, etc, so that the effectiveness of the offense is increased due to homeopathic law?

    James: Personally, I’m looking forward to seeing which wins; Matsuzaka’s tendency to pitch out of the strike zone or the Ms’ tendency to swing at balls out of the strike zone.

    Frankly, a no-hitter wouldn’t shock me.

    Of course, having said that, Batista will now no-hit the Sox.

  10. 10
    jro said:

    Derek - for us less-informed, can you give a quick background on WPA? I’m studying but still behind the curve.

  11. 11
    Eleven11 said:

    That is the weakest line up I have seen in years. They will probably blow Boston out, Cairo 4 for 4 with an HR, Vidro 3 RBI’s,, etc. Headlines tomorrow, “Mac pushes all the right buttons”. And it continues.

  12. 12
    joser said:

    WPA

  13. 13
    joser said:

    And since that leads to the question “What is Win Expectancy?” and the rest of the terms. Bonus: run expectancy (since this has come up a couple of times in the past few games, the Mariners demonstrating new and astonishing ways to beat the odds). Everything else you can probably find at Tangotiger.net

  14. 14
    joser said:

    Kurt Suzuki would’ve had that. But I’d still rather have Kenji swinging the bat. (Of course Clement might give you both, who knows?)

  15. 15
    msb said:

    dunno how any of this will compare to the exciting and star-studded two-part Streets of San Francisco episodes yesterday and today — prosecutor James Shigeta interrogating nervous witness Gary Frank in court about the radical “family” he was a part of, before the jury (Darleen Carr, Tina Chen, Jan Clayton, Norman Fell, Barry Sullivan, Dick Van Patten, Joseph Wiseman, James Hong, Doris Roberts, Irene Tedrow, Paula Kelly, Jim McMullen) are taken hostage by hard-as-nails leader Patty Duke and the rest of the gang, Anthony Geary, Ron Glass & Susan Dey …. Susan Dey inadvertantly gives the cops a lead (after info from her mom Marion Ross) but not before she panics and shoots Michael Douglas ….

  16. 16
    joser said:

    Reed? Reed? Bueller?

  17. 17
    James T said:

    I feel slightly better about how Manny plays left field now. Slightly.

  18. 18
    msb said:

    Manny? Susan Dey would have better range than Raul in left.

  19. 19
    joser said:

    Always wondered what Susan Dey was doing between her life on the road in that multi-colored bus as part of a family pop act and her later career as a lawyer in LA. That seems to fit as a segue.

  20. 20
    James T said:

    The Red Sox broadcasts use a dead on looking over the pitcher’s head camera positione at Fenway. It’s weird looking from these nearly over shortstop viewpoints now.

  21. 21
    msb said:

    Only 250-300 plate appearances to go until his 2009 option vests!

    discussion last night post-game on whether Vidro gets to vest– Hasselman can’t believe he will be allowed to, Drayer not so sure..

  22. 22
    James T said:

    #18. You just want to see that circa Partridge family version of Susan Dey running in left, don’t you?

  23. 23
    NBarnes said:

    I think that if I owned a Red Sox jersey, I’d have Ramirez’s.

  24. 24
    msb said:

    damn these selective hitters. why can’t the Ms play a team that flails at the plate the way that they do?

  25. 25
    joser said:

    And given how Danny Bonaduce turned out, the distance between the Partridges and the Mansons doesn’t seem particularly great after all. Perhaps the two families were just one communal cookout away…

    Dick Van Patten, though. Sheesh. There’s a psycho killer family waiting to happen.

  26. 26
    NBarnes said:

    You’d almost think that his willingness to take a walk rather than flail at unhittable pitches is part of why Manny is a great hitter. Almost.

  27. 27
    James T said:

    I know Hargrove was the M’s manager last year. Did he teach Batista to slow the game down like this?

  28. 28
    James T said:

    Lowell seemed very hot about a week ago. Now? Ehhh. Not so much.

  29. 29
    NBarnes said:

    Much as I dig the long ball, I’d be totally in favor of slight adjustments to the mound or something to give pitchers a bit more edge, reduce scoring, shorten games, and make ’smallball’ and one-run strategies more viable. Especially shorten the game.

  30. 30
    Rick L said:

    This is all a bad dream. The good ship Mariner gurgling into the empty sea, while Tampa Bay is in first place.

  31. 31
    joser said:

    Dice-K is tied with Fausto Carmona for giving up more walks (38) than any other pitcher in baseball (and third, behind Oliver Perez and Carmona, in BB/9). I wonder how many innings the M’s will go without drawing one.

  32. 32
    joser said:

    I have a suspicion Lowell must be very popular with ladies of a certain age. But, as I’m not one, I can’t be certain.

  33. 33
    ianbrown said:

    tell me if i’m wrong but kenji didn’t call for an inside pitch the whole first inning. next time around bautista won’t get so lucky against ortiz and lowell

  34. 34
    James T said:

    There have been 3 or 4 games where Matsuzaka’s control was just terrible.

    What the hell was he thinking?!? 1st inning!!! Take the out!!

  35. 35
    joser said:

    Ichiro is doing his damnedest to carry this team. Anybody who claims he’s given up is clearly not actually watching the games.

  36. 36
    The Dreeze said:

    I wonder if we became the Tampa Bay Mariners, would the Seattle Rays be in first.

  37. 37
    Rick L said:

    Mac banking on Vidro’s ability to ground out to second and get an RBI.

  38. 38
    ianbrown said:

    i agree with dave, playing for one run in the first inning? all the sudden mclaren trusts vidro enough to get the run in when last night he had him bunt?

  39. 39
    crazyray7391 said:

    Great call Rick L

  40. 40
    Rick L said:

    Mac knows his player’s abilities.

  41. 41
    The Dreeze said:

    Pepe!!

  42. 42
    James T said:

    Ugh. I thought, for a moment, that Crisp would get that. And, seeing the replay, he could have. Damn.

  43. 43
    msb said:

    Larry Stone is handling the blog tonight, and his pregame notes and game log are off to a roaring start

    I have a suspicion Lowell must be very popular with ladies of a certain age.

    hmmm. well, he is a handsome fellow …

  44. 44
    pgreyy said:

    Can I just state for the record that it is terribly disconcerting to come here and read people talking about the Red Sox as “we.”

    I turned down tickets to tonight’s game, in part because I can’t stand being in an “away” game in my home stadium (and in part for all of the reasons that we’re all so frustrated)–and for the past two nights I’ve had to figure out that neither “Tek” nor “Drew” were actually USSM pet names for Mariners players (a la Turbo or Beluga Tits or, sniff, past tense for Doyle.)

    Anyway, I just needed to get that off my chest. I now have to take a moment to remember how to cheer for Raul.

  45. 45
    NBarnes said:

    James: Eh. On a run and dive like that, I try not to think too badly if the player can’t quite judge the angle and the ball goes over or under the ball by a smidge.

    I would have prefered to see Manny back that dive up better, maybe keep Ibanez on first, instead of having to make a u-turn after Crisp missed it.

  46. 46
    James T said:

    Sure am glad the Sox paid to bring over this guy with 5 or 6 pitches so that Tek could call 2 of them. Annnnd Beltre misses the cut fastball after all the other fastballs. Okay.

  47. 47
    sealclubber253 said:

    Man, Beltre has an amazing looking swing, even when he misses…

  48. 48
    BigJared said:

    05/27/2008 19:32

    Fast Food Vidro scores from 1st on a double.

  49. 49
    msb said:

    why, the M’s have just invited me to go vote Ichiro! to the All Star Game.

    I see that he is actually in 2nd place at the moment, with (oh, what a surprise) the Yanks & Sox leading the AL voting.

  50. 50
    Rick L said:

    Who is the better left fielder, Raul or Manny?

  51. 51
    Steve T said:

    people talking about the Red Sox as “we.”

    Where is that? I don’t see it.

  52. 52
    JerBear said:

    Vidro is lucky Crisp didn’t make that catch - there’s no way he could have gotten that much weight turned around quickly enough to make it back to first. I mean, I’m no physicist, but it seems nigh impossible to me. On another note, it’s nice to hear some people cheering for the M’s tonight instead of just the BoSox…especially, you know, since they’re in Seattle..

  53. 53
    NBarnes said:

    In my defense, I came back to the faith of my fathers in 2003, instead of September 2007 like some people. I have vivid memories of my father’s reaction to… events, in 1986.

  54. 54
    bonesbarry said:

    wow. kenji. no.

  55. 55
    sm3346 said:

    pgreyy- I feel it…there’s an unholy disturbance in the force.

  56. 56
    James T said:

    And I’ve been a Sox fan since 1977. I signed up here because there was interesting discussion of a lot of different things relating to the game.

  57. 57
    James T said:

    And I try not to use “we” in speaking of the Red Sox. If I do, I agree that a stern reproach is merited.

  58. 58
    sealclubber253 said:

    49-I saw that today. It kind of makes me sick that a few players that should at least be in contention are not even close.

    1st base- Giambi in 3rd? really?
    2nd base- Cano 2nd, is he hitting over .200 yet?
    catcher- V-Mart is in 5th? He is getting beat by Posada who isn’t even playing!

    Doesn’t look good for the integrity of the game when half the votes are coming from 2 cities.

  59. 59
    The Dreeze said:

    MLB should dominate TV on Memorial Day. Why weren’t any games on the tube during the day?

  60. 60
    NBarnes said:

    Not that I disagree, but what’s your proposed alternative? Turn the selection process over to the same geniuses that gave Rollins the NL MVP last year? He was neither the best shortstop in his division, let alone league, nor the best player on his own team.

  61. 61
    crazyray7391 said:

    Who says Manny can’t play D?

  62. 62
    James T said:

    Manny seldom makes a catch that couldn’t be accomplished without carrying a martini and not spilling a drop.

  63. 63
    SpokaneMsFan said:

    Why did Cairo bat right handed? Anyone have any idea? Vidro batted left handed if I remember correctly.

  64. 64
    NBarnes said:

    Eh. That was a Jeter-level classic ‘get a bad jump and make a play that would look (and be) routine for a better fielder look difficult’.

  65. 65
    James T said:

    while carrying a martini and not spilling a drop

  66. 66
    sealclubber253 said:

    Can’t argue that. The guy to his left is in at a whole diffrent level. The All-star game is for the fans, but now that it does mean something, should there be intervention? I can’t say myself.

  67. 67
    crazyray7391 said:

    Yeah, but it’s really sad to think that Manny can still get to that ball after making a bad read. I can just picture Raul getting a bad jump on the same ball and then dropping to a knee to play it on the hop. Ugh.

  68. 68
    joser said:

    Yeah, James T has been around here for a while. He’s well-behaved, so we tolerate him. There used to be an old guy from Providence (”Pahvidence”) that hung out in my neighborhood bar and had been cheering for the Red Sox since Ted Williams (and had all the psychological trauma to prove it). He was a treat to sit beside for a baseball game.

    On the other hand, Seattle seems to be full of people who have never been to the East Coast and picked up all their Red Sox gear right around, oh, 2004. Or last year. (Presumably displacing all the Yankee gear they picked up around 1996). These people are among the most obnocxious fans I’ve ever encountered. I actually left a bar last year because some loudmouth yahoo in a Red Sox hat (who I’m quite certain has gotten no closer to Boston than Harvard Avenue on Capitol Hill) had me considering starting my first bar fight since some dickwipe decided to decry Prince’s “promotion of interracial sex” in 1984. I realize these people just want to identify with a winning team because their pathetic little lives give them so little else to be proud of, and it’s unfortunate for all those long-suffering BoSox fans that they get lumped together, but seriously: right now, the bandwagon Red Sox fans are the worst fans in baseball. (And I say that having worn a visiting team hat while in the stands at Yankee stadium).

  69. 69
    ianbrown said:

    i did enjoy the few m’s fans trying to drown out the “lets go red sox” chant

  70. 70
    James T said:

    I wore a Beckett shirt into yankee stadium in 2006 and was shocked at how tepid the response was.

  71. 71
    joser said:

    I have no problem with the all-star game being a popularity contest. But if you’re going to do that, it shouldn’t have an effect on the home team for the World Series. And if you are going to have it influence the World Series, then it should just be the top WPA (or OPS, or VORP, or whatever) players at each position, no voting / no choosing / no pity picks for bad teams.

    One or the other.

    As an aside: I never use “we” to refer to the M’s, even though that’s the team I cheer for. I’m not on the team, and I’m not an owner or an employee, so I don’t believe I have the right to use “we”; moreover, I don’t think it’s healthy to do so. I’m sure it doesn’t matter to most people, and it is a convenient shortcut at times, but there certainly are some people who take the identification a little to far. So as a matter of personal style, I keep it formal. They’re them, and I’m me. (On the other hand, I probably have used “we” to refer to the USSM community… I’ll leave it to others to judge whether that’s healthy or not).

  72. 72
    NBarnes said:

    Ok, Batista just blew a ‘fast’ball past David Ortiz? Anybody got a weather report for Hades?

  73. 73
    crazyray7391 said:

    72
    The temp is falling VERY quickly.

  74. 74
    NBarnes said:

    joser: I totally agree about the use of ‘we’ when referring to one’s favorite sports team.

  75. 75
    James T said:

    #72. Ehh. 95 mph pitch. Ortiz might have hit it if he’d cut down his swing to one appropriate for just a 500 foot homer.

  76. 76
    naviomelo said:

    With that flyout by Lopez, Ichiro now leads the team in batting average.

  77. 77
    scott19 said:

    15:

    Darleen Carr

    Actually, she wasn’t part of the jury in that episode, though. She played her usual recurrent role of Mike Stone’s daughter, Jeanne.

    Though I’ll agree that I’m surprised Danny Bonaduce wasn’t a member of that Manson-style gang…

    Come to think of it, ol’ Danny Boy might make an interesting next M’s manager. At the very least, he’d be certain to lead the majors in ejections every year. :)

  78. 78
    sealclubber253 said:

    I will say “we” about the M’s in 6-10 years when they (almost typed we) get back on track and actually win something. “We won the world series!” Yeah, that sounds nice, I will use that.

  79. 79
    James T said:

    Almost two errors on one play by Casey.

  80. 80
    James T said:

    I guess that’s what the Tigers are missing.

  81. 81
    joser said:

    There are almost as many Red Sox fans as Yankee fans in New York (heck, the NY Times is a part owner, and covers the them like they’re a third NY team). You have strength in numbers. That said, unless you were out in the bleachers you probably didn’t get the full effect.

    I wore a Giants hat for a 2002 interleague game in which Bonds hit a home run (long story). Had I worn a Bonds jersey I might not have survived. There are still a bunch of true Giants and Dodgers fans in NY, but they’re mostly using walkers to get around and aren’t much help in a fight.

  82. 82
    sealclubber253 said:

    HAHA!!! I would love to see Danny Bonaduce manage the M’s. That would be real entertainment. I would also like to see Mark Cuban own a MLB team.

  83. 83
    pgreyy said:

    I want to be clear that I chose my words carefully. (Well, I could have said that the “implication that Red Sox=we.”)

    I said that it was disconcerting… I’m not angry about it. I’ve lived in Seattle long enough to not get angry about that. Of course, the irony is that’s one thing that East Coasters tend to criticize us about–that if an M’s fan would go onto a Sawks board in a year where the M’s were dominant and the Sawks struggled–hey, this is a rhetorical scenario I’m picturing of course–and even if they participated politely, they’d likely get chased off with a Louis CK-esque “Go suck a bag of dicks.”

    It’s hard enough this year to see MARINERS fans display their frustration by being mad when marginal players on our own team do well or express their hope that we lose enough games to force some serious organizational changes.

    But to go onto a board based for supporting the M’s to see comments about how the poster wishes that Manny would have properly backed up Crisp to keep Ibanez to a single…or worse, to read a CONVERSATION between two Red Sox fans discussing what their team should or shouldn’t do…

    …again, it’s disconcerting.

    Nothing personal.

    …but so was seeing the Portland Timbers soccer player in the stands who got all of his teammates to come to the game–where they put on Red Sox jerseys and cheered for Dice-K striking out a Mariner. I’m definitely of the LeBron shouldn’t wear a Yankees cap to an Indians home game mindset.

    I’m a born & bred Packers fan…and I went to the Packers/Seahawks MNF game here in Seattle with a Seahawks fan…and I didn’t wear any GB stuff and didn’t cheer loudly while the Packers controlled the first half. I just didn’t think it was right. (And since the Packers ended up losing that game, I’m happy with my decision.)

    But, whatever.

    I’m not asking that anything be done–I agree, there hasn’t been any baiting going on by any of the Sawks fans participating here…and good on you Sawks fans for keeping it respectful. I was just expressing how its disconcerting.

    Oh…and Raul’s up again with a chance to drive in Ichiro. For many of us here, that still has the potential of being a good thing, right?

  84. 84
    sealclubber253 said:

    And to top it off, I want to see the Moose in a no rules cage match vs. that thing from Philly.

  85. 85
    scott19 said:

    Hmmm…the Mariners in the World Series…

    Boy, it’d be nice to jump on one of Southwest’s “getaways” to a parallel universe to see that.

  86. 86
    sealclubber253 said:

    You think 6-10 years is too optimistic?

  87. 87
    James T said:

    Fair enough, pgreyy. Thanks for everyone’s forbearance in having us here.

  88. 88
    pgreyy said:

    And I should have known better than to call this a board.

    I guess I’m NOT choosing my words carefully enough.

    Anyway, Go M’s.

  89. 89
    Steve T said:

    More than a few Mariners fans are actively hoping the M’s lose.

  90. 90
    James T said:

    Larry Stone may be onto something (not “on” something, note the difference). They just showed two girls about mid 20s with a sign saying that “Boston Ladies Love Mike Lowell”

    Mid 20’s.

  91. 91
    sealclubber253 said:

    I almost didn’t watch this game tonight, but I’m glad I did. It’s got me feeling pretty good about this one. Plus, we gotta help out the Rays.

  92. 92
    scott19 said:

    You think 6-10 years is too optimistic?

    Well, not if it’s 6-10 light years, no. :)

  93. 93
    AZ Ms Fan said:

    I think ichiro was mocking Crisp lol

  94. 94
    edgar for mayor said:

    GOD Beltre is unlucky. He just can’t find the grass.

  95. 95
    BigB said:

    I wore a Beckett shirt into yankee stadium in 2006 and was shocked at how tepid the response was.

    I wore a Ted Williams shirt into Yankee Stadium last year during a Yanks/Angels game (just for kicks) and literally have never heard louder boos. We literally (there were two other guys with Sox shirts - I got suckered in to join them) got booed out of the stadium.

    On the other hand, I wore my Ken Griffey Jr. jersey to the Bronx on Saturday and Sunday, and only had a grand total of 3 people over two days “politely inform” (yell at) me that the Mariners “are not very good this season” (suck). It’s amazing how things change when your team is awful… nobody even puts forth the effort to taunt you.

  96. 96
    James T said:

    Johjima had more twitches and little gestures there than a pga golfer with OCD.

  97. 97
    ianbrown said:

    93 haha with that sliding catch? he would do something like that

  98. 98
    NBarnes said:

    I keep hoping the Ms FO will shape up. USSM and LL are so good, I don’t have much choice but to hope that they get a better FO and team to talk about. My heart is very much in sympathy with Ms fans.

  99. 99
    JerBear said:

    I swear our announcers are in love with Manny.

  100. 100
    James T said:

    BigB. In slight defense of the yankee fans, I’ve never liked someone wearing a shirt to the game that’s not associated with the teams in question. I’ve been at Fenway when the Sox were playing some other team and seen people with yankee shirts. It’s too much of a provocateur thing for me.

  101. 101
    ianbrown said:

    [no]

  102. 102
    bunk_medal said:

    “I doubt he thinks ahead enough to worry about showing anyone up” - doesn’t that just make him ignorant?

  103. 103
    pgreyy said:

    Maybe Sims & Blowers have gotten the memo that there might actually be more Sox fans watching FSN Northwest than Mariners fans at this point?

    (That rings so true, it hurts a little.)

  104. 104
    sealclubber253 said:

    Our new first baseman is looking like an improvement. It’s sad when F.M.C. is an improvement.

  105. 105
    James T said:

    Matsuzaka is an excellent fielder. That’s part of why that first inning decision to throw to third on the bunt was so weird. Maybe Varitek totally misjudged it and was shouting “Three! Three!”.

  106. 106
    Lauren, token chick said:

    Ha! Blow, blow! I get it!!

  107. 107
    msb said:

    Actually, she wasn’t part of the jury in that episode, though. She played her usual recurrent role of Mike Stone’s daughter, Jeanne.

    yup, I realized after the fact that I’d lumped her into the jury– it was just so ridiculous as the faces kept popping up on screen. SOSF wasn’t a show I watched when it was on the first time …

    it’s Wakefield tomorrow, right? wonder if Bedard would like to push back a day, and let Dickey pitch

  108. 108
    The Dreeze said:

    When the Hawks beat Favre on Monday Night in the snow, some clown wore a Steelers jersey and beanie.

    He got beer dumped on him multiple times, got in three fights (full on fist fights), and then they kicked him out.

  109. 109
    Karen said:

    71 and 74: Yankee fans, particularly at nyyfans.com and LoHud Yankee blog, are particularly notorious for doing that. Not so much for Red Sox fans at the 2 RS boards I read regularly.

  110. 110
    JerBear said:

    pgrevy - that could be.

    “Hey guys, we were looking at the tv ratings for this series against the Red Sox, and, uh, it turns out nobody’s really watching. Except for some sox fans of course. So, you know, you can go ahead and talk about them if you want. It’s probably easier to do anyway.”

    Even Niehaus was in on the Manny love-fest earlier.

  111. 111
    SpokaneMsFan said:

    So nobody knows why Cairo wants to bat right handed against Daisuke?

  112. 112
    sealclubber253 said:

    111- Mac is having him try something new.

  113. 113
    James T said:

    They actually made a yankee fan a moderator over at Sons of Sam Horn. There are 3 or 4 yankee fans posting there who are pretty good.

  114. 114
    msb said:

    I swear our announcers are in love with Manny.

    I love Manny. I would be happy to have Manny & all his idiosyncrasies on my team. I can understand admiring his hitting on the air.

  115. 115
    SpokaneMsFan said:

    JamesT: I was at a Red Sox Yankees game at Fenway and I wore my Ms cap. I just got a coupled puzzled looks though. One guy said Mariners??? I told him I was on a business trip, from WA but man do I hate the Yankees. He gave me a hug. I guess the Ms don’t real provoke anyone.

  116. 116
    BigB said:

    MSB (or anyone) - did you see the “Best of Manny Being Manny” on Baseball Tonight last week after his “high five” play? It was an incredible set of highlights.

  117. 117
    James T said:

    #110. I’m shocked. Because Manny’s usually a cheap opportunity for announcers to go into high dudgeon about him not respecting the game.

  118. 118
    joser said:

    Hope there’s nothing wrong with Dice-K. Beyond, you know, giving up 3 runs in four innings to the worst team in the American League.

    Watch now: the Boston bullpen will pitch a no-hitter.

  119. 119
    sealclubber253 said:

    I remember reading the headline 18 months or so ago, “M’s trade for Ramirez” and being all excited. Then I found out it was some other Ramirez. Some really bad Ramirez.

  120. 120
    JerBear said:

    SpokaneMsFan -

    It’s like when you’re playing softball in your church league, and you’re behind 28-6. Sometimes you just want to try batting wrong-handed for the heck of it. Because you know, it doesn’t really matter.

  121. 121
    SpokaneMsFan said:

    Seal: So he’s just batting right all the time? I tried googling Miguel Cairo right handed, but didn’t see anything relevant, thx.

  122. 122
    BigB said:

    115: I got that all the time living in Boston for 4 years in the epicenter of that Sox/Yanks rivalry. Kind of the “enemy of my enemy is my friend” factor. Besides, Seattle is arguably the 2nd most Yankee-hating city in the country behind Boston.

  123. 123
    James T said:

    Aardsma looked very awkward on that throw. Sometimes it’s like pitchers don’t think the infielders throw the ball hard to the first baseman and they don’t dare try and have the poor guy catch their heat.

  124. 124
    BigB said:

    I remember reading the headline 18 months or so ago, “M’s trade for Ramirez” and being all excited. Then I found out it was some other Ramirez. Some really bad Ramirez.

    My worst fear is seeing the headline in the future “Jose Vidro Resigns” only to realize it isn’t “resign” as in retire, but “resign” as in re-sign. I can’t think of a worse sports transaction headline blunder.

  125. 125
    scott19 said:

    I’d love to see a Wakefield and Dickey matchup…not sure when the last time two knuckleballers faced each other.

  126. 126
    James T said:

    “Denver school superintendent proud of Hampton testimonial”

  127. 127
    sealclubber253 said:

    “Sexson gets 4 year extension. Bavasi thinks he can be comeback player of the year.”

    “M’s trade Felix for Griffey”I can think of worse.

  128. 128
    scott19 said:

    That would be a WTF for Lugo…

  129. 129
    pgreyy said:

    That would be a WTF for Lugo…

    Is that now an official stat?

  130. 130
    JerBear said:

    I hate that smirk.

  131. 131
    James T said:

    Francona doesn’t get thrown out very often. Hell, I wish he’d argue a bit more, not much, just a bit. But when was the last time a shortstop got thrown out for saying something about a check swing. Angel Hernandez needs to be a bit less sensitive.

  132. 132
    sealclubber253 said:

    Well that was fun. I still don’t get what happened. I guess I’m gonna want to watch the post game show to see what that was about.

  133. 133
    Jay R. said:

    From Red giving Vidro the hex right over his head to two ejections over a check swing, this has been a pretty entertaining inning. Nothing better than a bad umpire with rabbit ears and a hair trigger temper.

  134. 134
    joser said:

    Yeah, I was thinking it would be cool to have a Dickey-Wakefield matchup. I wonder how long it’s been since both starting pitchers were knuckleballers. Of course, if things go badly Dickey might end up in the game anyway (yikes, cross fingers, and whatever).

  135. 135
    msb said:

    and as the tv side pointed out, it looked like Tito had started to walk away when Hernandez tossed one last remark at him, and that led to him saying the magic word that got him tossed.

    boy, the diamond club better watch out, or some of them might get run for remarks about the umpiring

  136. 136
    scott19 said:

    HAHA!!! I would love to see Danny Bonaduce manage the M’s. That would be real entertainment.

    Actually, I think it would’ve been cool to see ol’ Danny take on Jose Canseco’s $5k challenge to meet him in a boxing ring in Atlantic City this summer.

  137. 137
    pgreyy said:

    To Scott19: re:knuckleballers facing each other.

    According to Wikipedia:

    On July 22, 2007, White Sox pitcher Jon Garland started against Boston Red Sox knuckleball pitcher Tim Wakefield. Garland was relieved by Haeger in the 5th inning, marking the first time in recent years that two knuckleballers have faced each other in the same game.

    …but, that’s Wikipedia.

  138. 138
    pgreyy said:

    Haeger = Charlie Haeger

  139. 139
    msb said:

    From Red giving Vidro the hex right over his head

    could you see Red? I’m mostly listening

  140. 140
    James T said:

    I think youtube still has that argument between McClelland(sp?) and Earl Weaver in which Weaver says that he’ll be going to the hall of fame and McClelland shoots back, “For what, Earl, f***ing up World Series?” Classic stuff

  141. 141
    BoiseMoose said:

    I disllike Angel Hernandez as an umpire. After that smirky, smartass look he got on his face after running Lugo, I don’t think dislike is appropriate here. Its more like I disrespect him as a person.

    Hernandez sucks. His strikezone sucks, his calls suck, and his professional demeanor sucks. I shudder everytime I see him on the crew announcements. Francona had every right to be pissed there.

  142. 142
    sealclubber253 said:

    Joe’s Tracer on that a.b. was awesome. It looked like buck-shot scatter.

  143. 143
    Steve T said:

    Batista’s been very economical until now. Trouble?

  144. 144
    scott19 said:

    134: My first guess would’ve been back when the Niekro Brothers and Charlie Hough were all still pitching…but then, I remembered that Wakefield and Steve Sparks were both in AL at the same time a few years back, too.

  145. 145
    Jay R. said:

    could you see Red? I’m mostly listening

    He was crystal clear on the HD signal. Wearing some crazy blue or purple sunglasses. Pointing at Vidro (pointing down) and shaking his head, etc. It was quite amusing.

  146. 146
    sealclubber253 said:

    ut-oh… is this a turning point?

  147. 147
    Swungonandbelted said:

    Damn, there goes Yuni’s gold glove….

  148. 148
    msb said:

    thank you, Yuni.

  149. 149
    edgar for mayor said:

    Betancourt…you can’t give Batista 4 outs…you just can’t

  150. 150
    Swungonandbelted said:

    shit.

  151. 151
    Jay R. said:

    This team is actually cursed. I am now convinced of it.

  152. 152
    msb said:

    boy, you could just see that coming.

  153. 153
    Lauren, token chick said:

    Oy.

  154. 154
    Steve T said:

    Yup. Trouble.

  155. 155
    JerBear said:

    Aaand there it is. I’m going to bed.

  156. 156
    Borat4President said:

    Gammons says Hatteberg likely to land with the M’s. We’re saved!

  157. 157
    sealclubber253 said:

    I hate being ablr to call it like that. Sorry I ruined the surprise.

  158. 158
    edgar for mayor said:

    And there is goes…thank you Yuni. That is what happens when you give Batista 4 outs to work with

  159. 159
    edgar for mayor said:

    And there is goes…thank you Yuni. That is what happens when you give Batista 4 outs to work with

  160. 160
    msb said:

    so did Yuni miss that pregame infield drill?

  161. 161
    sealclubber253 said:

    -able-

    Who is Jose Can-Strike-Out fighting? Some ex-nfl guy, right? What a jack ass.

  162. 162
    Steve T said:

    Batista threw 25 pitches in that inning, 64 in innings 1-5. He can’t find the plate, and when he does, they’re finding it too now. Hmm.

  163. 163
    scott19 said:

    Gee, Dave, I know you’re one of the great voices of the game and all…but must you be that enthusiastic about Manny’s HR? He is, after all, uh, not playing for us. >:(

  164. 164
    edgar for mayor said:

    Sorry for the extra post the internet lagged out on me you can delete the extra one and this one :).

  165. 165
    pgreyy said:

    Just like that.

    And would other teams likely have plunked somebody for Manny’s pointing…or has Mannybeingmanny been accepted by all of the old schoolers?

    (I’m not advocating plunking anyone–I always think that’s foolish strategy.)

  166. 166
    Phightin Phils said:

    No ownership can be pleased with this many Boston fans in the stands, instead of Mariner fans. Sure they sold tickets, but they can’t be that short sighted to not think what happens when Boston leaves town.

    Pathetic.

  167. 167
    edgar for mayor said:

    163, I like Sims. Plus he know thre are more Sox fans watching than M’s fans. He he he…

  168. 168
    Steve T said:

    Thank you Adrian. A leadoff walk after an inning like that keeps the game from tipping.

  169. 169
    scott19 said:

    Who is Jose Can-Strike-Out fighting? Some ex-nfl guy, right? What a jack ass.

    Thank you. I hope he gets his ass handed to him on a silver platter. What a chump!

  170. 170
    sealclubber253 said:

    166- Oh, they are that short sighted. I think they have porved it over and over and over…

  171. 171
    msb said:

    Gammons says Hatteberg likely to land with the M’s.

    gritty, hard-nosed, character-laden hometown veteran??

    check.

  172. 172
    Lauren, token chick said:

    Aiiigh. Maybe someone SHOULD distract Manny with actual fellatio.

  173. 173
    sealclubber253 said:

    prove, sorry about my sloppyness tonight.

  174. 174
    msb said:

    Gee, Dave, I know you’re one of the great voices of the game and all…but must you be that enthusiastic about Manny’s HR? He is, after all, uh, not playing for us. >:(

    30 years of calling losing baseball, you take your entertainment where you get it.

  175. 175
    Jay R. said:

    I wonder if he has braids everywhere? /shudder

    Baserunning. Arrgh.

  176. 176
    scott19 said:

    I like Sims

    No, actually, I was talking about Niehaus on the radio side. He sounded as if he were calling a grand-slam by Griffey about 10 years ago on that call…yikes!

  177. 177
    Paul L said:

    You know, I was going to mention this morning that we could end up with Hatteberg because he was yet another hometown guy, but I didn’t think the FO would be that stupid and obvious given the current state of the team.

    Guess I was wrong.

  178. 178
    sealclubber253 said:

    This is a strange game. Kenji just stole 3rd.

  179. 179
    smb said:

    Hatteburg just like Wilkerson…would have been a nice idea a decade ago.

  180. 180
    sealclubber253 said:

    Hatteberg would be a pointless pickup. I would rather have Richy. And I don’t use a sentance like that loosely.

  181. 181
    msb said:

    well, that looked more like the Mariner offense.

  182. 182
    sealclubber253 said:

    Unless…. Is Hatteburg viewed as some kind of super team leader? From what I hear, we don’t have one of those.

  183. 183
    sealclubber253 said:

    Leaving Batista in there to loose it. Way to go Mac.

  184. 184
    jro said:

    @Joser 12/13 - thank you much.

  185. 185
    sealclubber253 said:

    I retract 183.

  186. 186
    edgar for mayor said:

    183 - I can’t believe I am about to say this, but tonight you may not blame Mac for the loss. The Innings was Yuni’s fault for giving Batista an extra out to work with. Not Macs fault, Yuni’s fault.

  187. 187
    scott19 said:

    Though, if he were playing 1B, I’m not sure if Hatteberg — even washed up — wouldn’t be a better option than Sexson at this point.

    And, in a moment of joy that should unite us all — Mariner and Red Sox Nations alike — the final from Camden Yards: O’S 10, Yanks 9. To borrow a line from John Sterling: “YANKEES LOSE!!! THHHHHHHE YANKEES LOSE!!! :)

  188. 188
    James T said:

    Manny Delcarmen has been terrible in high leverage outings this season. If he can get Lopez this might be his best clutch appearance this year.

    Nope double. Still a chance he can blow it. Sigh. Delcarmen’s from the Boston area so he seems to get an almost complete pass from the media. Very frustrating.

  189. 189
    naviomelo said:

    Lopez just overtook the team lead in batting average with that double.

  190. 190
    scott19 said:

    188: Yep…gotta love those “hometown” guys, eh?

  191. 191
    Jay R. said:

    Clutch deceleration at the bag there, Turbo.

  192. 192
    NBarnes said:

    Arg. I go out to work with the new foal here and I miss some good old fashion Manny being Manny action. Bother.

    But… tie game! Gotta love a tie game. I root for Boston, but I also root for the Leverage Index.

    TURBO strikes!

  193. 193
    pgreyy said:

    How much of an M’s fan am I?

    I believe that Ibanez could have beat that out.

  194. 194
    AZ Ms Fan said:

    wow, i think lopez was halfway between 3rd and home before vidro even got to the bag.

  195. 195
    msb said:

    . Is Hatteburg viewed as some kind of super team leader? From what I hear, we don’t have one of those.

    from the Cincy paper today: “What they will miss is his presence in the clubhouse, his savvy and his willingness to share his experiences.”

    huh, Hatteburg got all of 52 ABs this season. of course, we are all speculating about something Gammons wrote…

  196. 196
    scott19 said:

    Something’s definitely not right in the universe when Jose Lopez has a higher average than Ichiro! yet in the final week of May.

  197. 197
    edgar for mayor said:

    WTF Vidro, will you hustle please you p.o.s.
    That annoy anyone else how he just jogged to first base on what could have been a hustle single?

  198. 198
    James T said:

    It seemed that, reading between the lines, Hatteberg used to be a big time source for writers in Boston and elsewhere.

    And here’s that Earl Weaver argument I mentioned earlier:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl-4FSRYagc

  199. 199
    msb said:

    on what could have been a hustle single?

    um, we are talking about Vidro here.

  200. 200
    NBarnes said:

    What’s weird is that Vidro did ge all those infield hits last year. Does he not want to hit 300 again?

    Maybe he knows that no matter how badly he hits, McLaren will still put him in the lineup until his option vests.

  201. 201
    edgar for mayor said:

    WTF Vidro, will you hustle please you p.o.s.
    Making his option look more and more appealing.

  202. 202
    edgar for mayor said:

    Lets go Morrow. >:)

  203. 203
    James T said:

    Kind of a tough assignment for Rowland-Smith, but that’s the job I guess.

  204. 204
    NBarnes said:

    Eh, somebody needs to pitch to Ortiz. It’s not like anybody really wants to.

    Wow. Manny, the ball only needs to go about 410 feet or so. It’s ok if you don’t get it up to escape velocity.

  205. 205
    Jay R. said:

    He only has one pitch, but it is fun to watch sometimes.

  206. 206
    Lauren, token chick said:

    Phew. Nice, Morrow. Stop trying to make us feel a bit of hope about our club.

  207. 207
    naviomelo said:

    That strikeout was awesome.

  208. 208
    Swungonandbelted said:

    Nice, I think Morrow had a shot of “Hot Damn” before he came in the game :)

  209. 209
    James T said:

    BTW, you guys might like this one.
    That minor leaguer who was trying to set up the system where you could buy shares in minor league players was at a Sabr thing in Boston earlier this year. He said that one of the coaches on one of his teams had been a catcher who was in the AL while Edgar Martinez was there. This catcher told him that Edgar was absolutely impossible to deal with. The thing they came up with was to intentionally throw a breaking pitch out of the strike zone on the first pitch to try and see how he reacted to it. Did he shift his weight way to quick for that? Right on it? I guess the catcher’s theory was that he’d absolutely kill you if he was guessing right about what you’d throw and that he’d probably kill you if he just relied on reactions, see pitch hit pitch. But that you had some chance if you were going against his guesses.

  210. 210
    enazario said:

    When he is on what a beautiful thing to watch this kid is.

  211. 211
    scott19 said:

    OMG, Morrow!!

  212. 212
    Swungonandbelted said:

    Ok guys, Morrow bailed your butts out, time to score a few runs and win this thing

  213. 213
    NBarnes said:

    A nice bit of WPA accumulation for Morrow there.

  214. 214
    Paul L said:

    I’m definitely rooting for Morrow, but there’s a morbid part of me that wishes Manny got a hold of one of those. The thing would land at midfield of Qwest.

  215. 215
    edgar for mayor said:

    Can’t wait until Morrow get slid into the rotation.

    As for 1999. If Vidro had done like a tick above jog he would have beat that out. That was unacceptable.

  216. 216
    AZ Ms Fan said:

    [wow]

  217. 217
    James T said:

    Impressive.

  218. 218
    pgreyy said:

    Woof!

    Double Woof!

    Every so often, you remember that baseball in Seattle can be a beautiful thing…even when you’re rooting for the home team.

  219. 219
    pgreyy said:

    …and then, you wake up when you have to go back and take back a “U”.

  220. 220
    Lauren, token chick said:

    Hey Arizona, if you have to swap asterisks for real letters and pluralize with apostrophes, can you at least not do so in the same damn sentence? Okthx.

  221. 221
    AZ Ms Fan said:

    u forgot to put a space between your Okthx.

  222. 222
    James T said:

    How the hell has Varitek gone 3-6 with 2 homers off Putz? Talk about your examples of skewing by small sample size.

  223. 223
    NBarnes said:

    I have this memory from, like, 2001, of an interview in SI with some random pitcher who’d ended up with Barry Bonds going about 1-17 off him, single, one walk, and they asked him how he did it. And he clearly had no idea. Sample size.

  224. 224
    pgreyy said:

    Sims just said “Good to see JJ in there, getting some work.”

    Yeah…

    It’d be better if JJ was in there to try to get a save, though.

    pg

  225. 225
    CC03 said:

    God forbid they leave Morrow in for more than one inning. Wouldn’t want to build his arm strength too much.

  226. 226
    AZ Ms Fan said:

    So I take this as Mac is just putting Putz in there to give him some work because he does not think any save opportunities will come up any time soon, I mean, thats just a guess.