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	<title>Comments on: Maybe J.J. Needs Lasik?</title>
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		<title>By: Breadbaker</title>
		<link>http://ussmariner.com/2009/01/07/maybe-jj-needs-lasik/comment-page-1/#comment-309045</link>
		<dc:creator>Breadbaker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 06:19:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think he&#039;s just showing his loyalty to the Mets.  Clearly, these suggestions will make it certain the M&#039;s won&#039;t be their opponents in the Series next fall.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think he&#8217;s just showing his loyalty to the Mets.  Clearly, these suggestions will make it certain the M&#8217;s won&#8217;t be their opponents in the Series next fall.</p>
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		<title>By: galaxieboi</title>
		<link>http://ussmariner.com/2009/01/07/maybe-jj-needs-lasik/comment-page-1/#comment-309044</link>
		<dc:creator>galaxieboi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 06:16:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Oh, Roy. I have a feeling that behind that cup is something wonderful just waiting to get out.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Ugh.  Thanks, JoeintheCrotch.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Oh, Roy. I have a feeling that behind that cup is something wonderful just waiting to get out.</p></blockquote>
<p>Ugh.  Thanks, JoeintheCrotch.</p>
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		<title>By: JoeintheClutch</title>
		<link>http://ussmariner.com/2009/01/07/maybe-jj-needs-lasik/comment-page-1/#comment-309042</link>
		<dc:creator>JoeintheClutch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 05:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, Roy. I have a feeling that behind that cup is something wonderful just waiting to get out.

Should we start calling his fastball &quot;the Diggler&quot;?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, Roy. I have a feeling that behind that cup is something wonderful just waiting to get out.</p>
<p>Should we start calling his fastball &#8220;the Diggler&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>By: msb</title>
		<link>http://ussmariner.com/2009/01/07/maybe-jj-needs-lasik/comment-page-1/#comment-309038</link>
		<dc:creator>msb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>pie-making and fomenting evil plots. 

hard to watch the mound with all that going on.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>pie-making and fomenting evil plots. </p>
<p>hard to watch the mound with all that going on.</p>
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		<title>By: diderot</title>
		<link>http://ussmariner.com/2009/01/07/maybe-jj-needs-lasik/comment-page-1/#comment-309037</link>
		<dc:creator>diderot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 03:55:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;his shaving cream pies (most of which never got used last year and were instead eaten by Silva).&lt;/blockquote&gt;
Nice</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>his shaving cream pies (most of which never got used last year and were instead eaten by Silva).</p></blockquote>
<p>Nice</p>
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		<title>By: Speedy Leftfielder</title>
		<link>http://ussmariner.com/2009/01/07/maybe-jj-needs-lasik/comment-page-1/#comment-309036</link>
		<dc:creator>Speedy Leftfielder</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Give J.J. a break; he probably didn&#039;t watch the games much through the first 8 innings.  That&#039;s when he worked on perfecting his shaving cream pies (most of which never got used last year and were instead eaten by Silva).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Give J.J. a break; he probably didn&#8217;t watch the games much through the first 8 innings.  That&#8217;s when he worked on perfecting his shaving cream pies (most of which never got used last year and were instead eaten by Silva).</p>
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		<title>By: JMHawkins</title>
		<link>http://ussmariner.com/2009/01/07/maybe-jj-needs-lasik/comment-page-1/#comment-309035</link>
		<dc:creator>JMHawkins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:08:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s a long way from the bullpen to the mound - JJ probably couldn&#039;t really see what Batista was throwing.  And by the time the ball landed in the bullpen, not even quantum physics could reconstruct the pitch selection that started it&#039;s journey.  

Besides, you can&#039;t really pay very close attention to the field when you have to be constantly on guard for payback pranks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a long way from the bullpen to the mound &#8211; JJ probably couldn&#8217;t really see what Batista was throwing.  And by the time the ball landed in the bullpen, not even quantum physics could reconstruct the pitch selection that started it&#8217;s journey.  </p>
<p>Besides, you can&#8217;t really pay very close attention to the field when you have to be constantly on guard for payback pranks.</p>
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		<title>By: diderot</title>
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		<dc:creator>diderot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:54:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe while he&#039;s in an analytical mood, he could conjecture on why he himself could sometimes get batters out in the ninth inning, while he never could in the eighth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe while he&#8217;s in an analytical mood, he could conjecture on why he himself could sometimes get batters out in the ninth inning, while he never could in the eighth.</p>
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		<title>By: Red Apple</title>
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		<dc:creator>Red Apple</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Another example of why current or former players or managers don&#039;t always make good executives or analysts. Yeesh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another example of why current or former players or managers don&#8217;t always make good executives or analysts. Yeesh.</p>
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		<title>By: Colm</title>
		<link>http://ussmariner.com/2009/01/07/maybe-jj-needs-lasik/comment-page-1/#comment-309031</link>
		<dc:creator>Colm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:46:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bungalow Roy Corcoran?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bungalow Roy Corcoran?</p>
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