Game 31, Mariners at Twins

Dave · May 9, 2009 at 3:00 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

Hernandez vs Liriano, 4:10 pm.

Happy Felix Day! No, seriously, we need a happy Felix day more than we’ve needed anything in a while. That we get to face an LHP – even a good one like Liriano – qualifies as extra good news. The team could really use a win, and the best way for this team to win is to have Felix on the mound for us an a lefty on the mound for the opponents.

Line-up is posted in the thread below, but it’s basically the anti-LHP line-up.

Comments

149 Responses to “Game 31, Mariners at Twins”

  1. Go Felix on May 9th, 2009 6:12 pm

    Oh Beltre…..

  2. jephdood on May 9th, 2009 6:13 pm

    Beltre… losing trade value by the minute.

  3. Mike G. on May 9th, 2009 6:13 pm

    I almost feel like the Twins are irrelevant in this contest. The real battle is taking place between the M’s pitching staff and the M’s offense. A sort of twisted game of keep-away is afoot and the pitching staff is winning right now.

  4. louder on May 9th, 2009 6:13 pm

    Beltre, about as bad as it gets for him today.

  5. kyoko on May 9th, 2009 6:13 pm

    Yuni has taken some pitchers today – strikes straight down the middle. It’s like he’s waiting for pitchers outside the strike zone to swing at. Also the Twins announcers suck. I’ve turned them off and am listening to Husker Du- the only good thing I know of to come out of Minnesota.

  6. Milendriel on May 9th, 2009 6:14 pm

    It was five pitches. For Yuni, that is.

  7. SonOfZavaras on May 9th, 2009 6:14 pm

    Trade Yuni for a used Pac-Man arcade game. Or something remotely useful. Release him, DFA him, do something.

    I. Can’t. Stand. This.

    Yuni. Does. Not. Belong. Here.

    Not just here, but in all of major-league baseball.

  8. Mike G. on May 9th, 2009 6:14 pm

    Yeah, it’s evened out. But when I posted, I was comparing the first three innings of Liriano vs Felix

    It’s okay, I still forgive you.

  9. joser on May 9th, 2009 6:16 pm

    Omar Vizquel is playing 3B for Texas? I guess Young’s “stiff back” last night was a little stiffer than they thought. (What’s with all the bad backs lately? Is that the new “flu-like symptoms” now that “flu” sounds scary?)

  10. JerBear on May 9th, 2009 6:16 pm

    Yeah, that was my sentiment after that DP… I’m so sick of him. They can send him back to Cuba for all I care – and that’s saying something.

  11. DrDon on May 9th, 2009 6:20 pm

    I have to admit…. Beltre is not having a very good game. Neither are most of the others.

  12. jephdood on May 9th, 2009 6:25 pm

    Leave Stark out there until his elbow explodes.

  13. cgmonk on May 9th, 2009 6:27 pm

    Well that was a close one.

  14. Mike G. on May 9th, 2009 6:28 pm

    Luckily we avoided the Denny Grand Slam.

  15. mln on May 9th, 2009 6:32 pm

    Blowers is so full of shit. “We’re going to rattle off 6, 7 in a row. We have that kind of club.”

    Blowers actually meant to say, “We’re going to rattle off 6, 7 in a row LOSSES. We have that kind of club.”

  16. Go Felix on May 9th, 2009 6:35 pm

    Blowers just made me laugh……

  17. Lauren, token chick on May 9th, 2009 6:35 pm

    Haha. Nicely done, Mike G.

    This team is dangerously close to turning me into a fairweather fan.

  18. Mr. Egaas on May 9th, 2009 6:35 pm

    Blowers just made up for it with that Almonte joke. Classic.

  19. mln on May 9th, 2009 6:36 pm

    Oh yeah, forget to add for Blowers’ comment: “No doubt about it.”

  20. JMHawkins on May 9th, 2009 6:40 pm

    This team is dangerously close to turning me into a fairweather fan.

    Actually, that would be foulweather fan. They played well when the weather was lousy. Now that it’s a nice day with sunshine and blue skys, they can’t win.

    Whether the weather be fair or whether the weather be foul, we’ll weather the weather whatever the weather, whether we like it or not.

  21. Lauren, token chick on May 9th, 2009 6:49 pm

    Woohoo!

  22. kyoko on May 9th, 2009 6:50 pm

    Beltr having an eventful game.

  23. Go Felix on May 9th, 2009 6:50 pm

    I’ll be the optimist here………

    Let’s just hope that homerun turns Beltre’s season around.

  24. DrDon on May 9th, 2009 6:50 pm

    [long link]

  25. Sports on a Schtick on May 9th, 2009 6:50 pm

    And because the AL West is so bad we get to be tickled to death throughout the season (they’re only X games out of first place!). At least last year it was quick and… well, not really painless. But at least by mid-May we knew the team had no chance.

  26. Mike G. on May 9th, 2009 6:51 pm

    Beltre seemed to enjoy Matt’s cheese.

  27. kyoko on May 9th, 2009 6:55 pm

    In case you were wondering what Kenji just did – that was a beautiful sweep behind square if he was playing cricket.

  28. Mike G. on May 9th, 2009 6:58 pm

    Did anybody find it creepy how long the camera stayed on that mom?

  29. jephdood on May 9th, 2009 7:03 pm

    Nah. I was happy to look at something pretty after all the ugly we’ve had to endure today.

  30. mrmitra on May 9th, 2009 7:05 pm

    Maybe we can trade Yuni for some Xanax to calm Beltre down.

  31. Go Felix on May 9th, 2009 7:06 pm

    FU BETANCOURT!!

  32. jephdood on May 9th, 2009 7:06 pm

    Imagine that. Yuni pops up on the 2nd pitch. I. Did. Not. See. That. Coming.

  33. Mike G. on May 9th, 2009 7:07 pm

    Go easy on Yuni, his mascara was running.

  34. jephdood on May 9th, 2009 7:09 pm

    You think nothing’s being done about Yuni because the M’s are still making payments on that Doubleplay Twins bike?

  35. ppl on May 9th, 2009 7:09 pm

    Good time for Lopez to come alive.

  36. louder on May 9th, 2009 7:11 pm

    Well, that game sucked big time.

  37. Mike G. on May 9th, 2009 7:12 pm

    Hey guys, Remember ’95?

    Feel better now? You’re welcome.

  38. jephdood on May 9th, 2009 7:12 pm

    Dude was not anywhere NEAR touching 2nd on that DP turn. But oh well. Ump says IT’S DINNAH TIME!

  39. ppl on May 9th, 2009 7:14 pm

    Maybe we can turn it around with Bedard going tommorow, we hit a little today atleast.

  40. Sports on a Schtick on May 9th, 2009 7:17 pm

    Okay, I finally snapped and created the Bizarro Yuniesky Betancourt Fan Club on Facebook.

    There’s a couple real fanpages of Yuni on Facebook. I highly recommend not checking those out.

  41. Mr. Egaas on May 9th, 2009 7:17 pm

    Nicole Zaloumis is a nice consolation prize.

  42. SequimRealEstate on May 9th, 2009 7:17 pm

    I would love to see “The King” start of the first inning by throwing 2 curve balls like the twins closer. Would blow the scouting reports all to hell.

  43. Mike G. on May 9th, 2009 7:31 pm

    I joined, and left a haiku.

  44. Sports on a Schtick on May 9th, 2009 8:20 pm

    M’s drop to 11% chance to win the division. Oh and the Angels beat Greinke 1-0. When it rains it pours.

  45. jordan on May 9th, 2009 11:08 pm

    Wow, missed this game. I was at work, having the worst day of my life. I guess one positive is that I didn’t watch this??

  46. nvn8vbryce on May 10th, 2009 12:12 am

    Luckily we avoided the Denny Grand Slam.

    Silva didn’t miss the Denny’s Grand Slam…

  47. mln on May 10th, 2009 2:06 am

    Okay, I finally snapped and created the Bizarro Yuniesky Betancourt Fan Club on Facebook.

    Heh. Wouldn’t it be cool if Yuni himself joined that fan club?

  48. Breadbaker on May 10th, 2009 3:38 am

    When all the announcers are talking about Yuni’s inability to take even a single pitch with the bases loaded when he’s thrown a pitch out of the zone, you’d think maybe Wak would start taking notice. It would have been nice if we hadn’t traded all our options at short to Cleveland, however.

  49. JMHawkins on May 10th, 2009 8:33 am

    When all the announcers are talking about Yuni’s inability to take even a single pitch with the bases loaded when he’s thrown a pitch out of the zone, you’d think maybe Wak would start taking notice. It would have been nice if we hadn’t traded all our options at short to Cleveland, however.

    On the pre-game show Friday (I think), Drayer was talking with one of the minor league coaches (I didn’t catch his name) about patience at the plate. The guy said it’s something they’ve started working on in the system within the last couple of years, and pointed out it takes some time to undo bad habits. So they’re apparently aware of it (even were under Bavasi, or else they’re trying to, ahem, back-date the memo to fit in with the new boss).

    But it’s way too late for Yuni.

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