Mini All-Star Thread

DMZ · July 14, 2009 at 6:37 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

Sorry, worked late, thought I had time. What in the world is going on with Ryan Franklin’s facial hair?

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82 Responses to “Mini All-Star Thread”

  1. drjeff on July 14th, 2009 6:40 pm

    He’s playing bass for Anthrax when he can get out on the road.

    My original question was actually “what’s going on with Ryan Franklin in the All-Star Game?”

  2. Gritty Veteran Poster on July 14th, 2009 6:41 pm

    Not Anthrax. Maybe Sandfrog.

  3. drjeff on July 14th, 2009 6:43 pm

    Damnit, I was too lazy to Google up the Speez.

    Buehrle, not Felix?

  4. fishiam on July 14th, 2009 6:45 pm

    Franklin’s story is truly an unbelievable one from the perspective of a Mariner’s fan. Not sure Buck and McCarver could convey the incredulity of the transformation.

  5. diderot on July 14th, 2009 6:50 pm

    Buck and McCarver, of course, are going to make anyone appreciate Niehaus. But they even make me appreciate Sims and Blowers.
    God, those guys are idiots.
    The reason the American League wins All Star games is because they have the DL in their league. Really? How exactly does that work?
    What they should be explaining is why there’s no DH in the All Star game when it’s in a National League park.

  6. DMZ on July 14th, 2009 6:50 pm

    Apostrophe and shift key weekend. Seriously.

  7. Mustard on July 14th, 2009 6:53 pm

    Jason Newsted anyone?

  8. Mustard on July 14th, 2009 6:56 pm

    I am sure I am not the only one sad to see Mr. Jones at the All-Star game as an Oriole. Soon Tillman will join him. For shame.

  9. DMZ on July 14th, 2009 6:57 pm

    Ibanez. What are you going to do, huh?

  10. Paul B on July 14th, 2009 7:02 pm

    Ichiro(!) got a hit, and his second time up hit a line drive. I was glad to see that.

    Franklin has some sort of Amish thing going on, near as we could tell by his appearance.

  11. DMZ on July 14th, 2009 7:06 pm

    Ichiro is so cool

  12. Mustard on July 14th, 2009 7:08 pm

    Nice shoes Ichiro!

  13. drjeff on July 14th, 2009 7:09 pm

    Ichiro is cool enough to ask for a presidential autograph and STILL look cool.

  14. Mustard on July 14th, 2009 7:12 pm

    On XM Homeplate today Heath Bell said he was going to try and hug Obama. I don’t think that happened.

  15. kayjay on July 14th, 2009 7:15 pm

    Why is Ichiro wearing white shoes? Is there a link to a close up on the new shoes? I would quibble over the aesthetic of the break in the color line, but then I think: Ichiro!

  16. DMZ on July 14th, 2009 7:17 pm

    It’s not enough that we have to see Jones when we play the Orioles, we have to watch him tonight, too? I feel like someone is stabbing my eyes.

  17. Mustard on July 14th, 2009 7:21 pm

    And to think Tillman could be a regular for years to come. Clearly a stabbing of the eyes plus a bit of gasoline poured on top of that.

  18. bilbo27 on July 14th, 2009 7:25 pm

    It makes me feel much better that if we still had Jones, we would probably not have Gutierrez. :-)

  19. ClaytonMiles on July 14th, 2009 7:29 pm

    Way to go King Felix!

  20. Gritty Veteran Poster on July 14th, 2009 7:30 pm

    Happy Felix Inning

  21. Carson on July 14th, 2009 7:30 pm

    Huzzah King Felix!

  22. TomTuttle on July 14th, 2009 7:32 pm

    Not this time Pujols!

    GO FELIX!!!!

  23. ppl on July 14th, 2009 7:37 pm

    I wonder if Ashley Simpson could do that?

  24. Breadbaker on July 14th, 2009 7:37 pm

    I recognize this singer is on national tv and looking for all the exposure she can get, but it would be nice if she could sing the actual tune of God Bless America. Also, it’s not “Amereeka”.

  25. DMZ on July 14th, 2009 7:37 pm

    Wow, she’s straining so hard singing her botox-ed face is crinkling a little. That’s emotion, folks.

  26. bilbo27 on July 14th, 2009 7:39 pm

    “Amereeka”… wow

  27. Slippery Elmer on July 14th, 2009 7:39 pm

    Anyone else a little bummed that the announcers said pretty much nothing about Felix? Thanks a lot, Albert Pujols.

  28. Breadbaker on July 14th, 2009 7:39 pm

    That’s emotion, folks.

    Or what passes for emotion on a Fox Sports broadcast (national edition).

  29. Breadbaker on July 14th, 2009 7:41 pm

    Dear Mr. McCarver,

    Everyone who has HD knew that ball was out. Try to concentrate.

    Love,

    The Fans of Amereeka.

  30. ClaytonMiles on July 14th, 2009 7:43 pm

    Wow. Guess I never noticed Adam Jones’ earrings before that fly out…

  31. mln on July 14th, 2009 7:46 pm

    Wow, she’s straining so hard singing her botox-ed face is crinkling a little. That’s emotion, folks.

    Botox on young women is hot, doncha know.

  32. Breadbaker on July 14th, 2009 7:47 pm

    Papelbon: nine pitches, nine 4-seam 95 mph fastballs. But the pitches did not look the same. Quite a reliever, that one.

  33. Paul B on July 14th, 2009 7:47 pm

    As bad as McCarver is, in a way I was relieved to find out the game was not on ESPN. I had sort of resigned myself to having to listen to Joe Morgan.

  34. Patrick517 on July 14th, 2009 7:49 pm

    Congrats to Felix for a great inning in his first ASG!

  35. Slippery Elmer on July 14th, 2009 7:50 pm

    Oh, did he pitch? I was listening to the Fox announcers and assumed a pitching machine was throwing the ball.

  36. bilbo27 on July 14th, 2009 7:52 pm

    “I had sort of resigned myself to having to listen to Joe Morgan”

    heh, glad i’m not the only one. Joe Morgan makes me seriously wonder how someone could play the game so long and be successful like he was, yet can know so little about baseball in terms of what makes players/teams successful.

  37. Paul B on July 14th, 2009 7:52 pm

    I don’t recall ever seeing an IBB in an All Star Game.

  38. bilbo27 on July 14th, 2009 7:56 pm

    “I don’t recall ever seeing an IBB in an All Star Game.”

    Not much reason to do so before the home field advantage thing.

  39. cdowley on July 14th, 2009 7:56 pm

    You know what’s sad? I’d quite forgotten this was on… And now that I know, I’m not sure I care all that much…

    And to think a few years ago, I was always excited about the ASG.

  40. JJD on July 14th, 2009 7:57 pm

    That was Adam Jones of the last-place Orioles driving in the potential winning run off Heath Bell of the last-place Padres. This time it counts!

  41. zzyzx on July 14th, 2009 8:00 pm

    So if this is the final score, who gets MVP? I can’t really think of a great candidate. Granderson?

  42. Liam on July 14th, 2009 8:07 pm

    Fangraphs has Granderson with the highest WPA so far, so he would be a good choice.

  43. ppl on July 14th, 2009 8:11 pm

    Power v Power

  44. henryv on July 14th, 2009 8:11 pm

    Its pretty much Granderson or Mauer at this point, short of someone hitting a home run for the NL.

    Guess it just depends on if Granderson gets a hit the next at bat or not… IF he gets up to bat at all.

  45. henryv on July 14th, 2009 8:13 pm

    Wasn’t watching the game, how is Hudson go from first to third on an infield hit? Or is the game tracker wrong?

  46. Bremerton guy on July 14th, 2009 8:16 pm

    Grounder up the middle, SS Barrett dove at the ball and it bounced off his mitt into short left-center field, allowing the runner to take third.

  47. Bremerton guy on July 14th, 2009 8:16 pm

    I meant short right-center field.

  48. Breadbaker on July 14th, 2009 8:27 pm

    “He has the most RBIs by a right fielder in the past two-and-a-half years.” That’s like one of those “hitting .384 in the past four games” stats.

  49. kayjay on July 14th, 2009 8:41 pm

    Umm, was that Bud Selig awarding the MVP to Crawford wearing a really bad wig? Wow.

  50. Ixcila111 on July 14th, 2009 8:45 pm

    Did I lose my mind, or were the words “Brad Hawpe” and “excellent defensive outfielder” used in the same sentence? I think the portion of my brain devoted to fielding metrics gave up hope on life.

  51. pumpkinhead on July 14th, 2009 8:59 pm

    ESPN just commented that Ichiro! went to visit Sisler’s grave. Thought that was interesting… paying respect I imagine.

  52. NBarnes on July 14th, 2009 9:03 pm

    Franklin. Meche. Thornton. Pineiro. Sometimes I wonder what’s up with the M’s pitching coaching.

  53. SequimRealEstate on July 14th, 2009 9:19 pm

    Mariano Riveria is pitching in the 9th inning of the all star game. The camera pans to his 14 year old son who has his head down not watching Dad but texting. Of course this is Dads 10th All Star Game. Just like the other 7 full innings he has pitched Dad did not give up s run. Life can be so..so…, boring.

  54. SequimRealEstate on July 14th, 2009 9:22 pm

    Copy and paste from my iPhone showed my comments were in the box. Sorry.

  55. joser on July 14th, 2009 9:23 pm

    Joe Morgan makes me seriously wonder how someone could play the game so long and be successful like he was, yet can know so little about baseball in terms of what makes players/teams successful.

    It’s just proof that you can be a really good player from the neck down, and still be a really good player. AKA the Big Dumb Jock rule.

    “what’s going on with Ryan Franklin in the All-Star Game?”

    He’s learned how to throw a cutter and turned into Mariano Rivera Jr apparently.

    ESPN just commented that Ichiro! went to visit Sisler’s grave. Thought that was interesting… paying respect I imagine.

    Larry Stone covered this (linked from an earlier thread here at USSM).

  56. joser on July 14th, 2009 9:28 pm

    It was better when they showed Rivera’s son spitting into Jeter’s ear. (I know that must not have been what he was actually doing — he was well behind Jeter, for one thing — but it amused me to no end that that’s what it looked like he was doing. Good thing it wasn’t Damon — he would spit back.)

    Copy and paste from my iPhone showed my comments were in the box.

    First Apple doesn’t include a fundamental feature. Then they add it, and run TV commercials trumpeting the fact that they now have something that should’ve been there all along. And then somebody actually uses it, and it breaks the site. Way to go, Cupertino. Way to go, Evil Steve Jobs and your smug minions.

  57. joser on July 14th, 2009 9:32 pm

    Franklin. Meche. Thornton. Pineiro. Sometimes I wonder what’s up with the M’s pitching coaching.

    I don’t know about Meche (and Thornton? Really?) but Pineiro, like Franklin, is throwing a new pitch. And Putz learned a new pitch while he was with the M’s and Zduriencik managed to turn that into Franklin, Chavez, Cedeno, and several prospects, so it’s not entirely a one-way street.

  58. msb on July 14th, 2009 10:04 pm

    I believe Ichiro’s shoes were silver.

  59. Big Bob on July 14th, 2009 10:18 pm

    Pineiro and Franklin are pitching in the NL….enough said.

  60. SequimRealEstate on July 14th, 2009 10:32 pm

    Joser copy and paste from your phone. Might be word press.

  61. Patrick517 on July 14th, 2009 10:36 pm

    It’s nice to see the All Star Game MVP win for a play on defense. (small victories)

  62. SequimRealEstate on July 14th, 2009 10:38 pm

    Right you are Patrick.

  63. Axtell on July 14th, 2009 11:50 pm

    Wow, it’s apparent joser is a bit irate. Let me guess, Verizon user? Sprint? Jealousy sucks, huh?

    But before you jump to conclusions, I’m not an exclusive iPhone user, I run both an iPhone and blackberry bold (I’m putting that out there before the obligatory ‘fanboy!’ comment comes down). Yes copy/paste should have been there from the beginning, but then, you could say that intuitive touch screen interfaces should be on every phone, that simplified menus should be on every other phone, that a host of features that the iPhone did first are just now coming to other stores (app stores for blackberries and windows mobile phones! whee!)

    It goes both ways.

    As far as the game goes, am I the only one who found it odd the game was shorter than the ridiculous home run derby? The derby needs to be changed, it goes on way, way, way too long.

  64. IP on July 14th, 2009 11:53 pm

    Franklin looks like he was picked up on the way to a Civil War reenactment. Or a homeless shelter.

  65. Breadbaker on July 15th, 2009 12:12 am

    It’s nice to see the All Star Game MVP win for a play on defense. (small victories)

    The quintessential example of this is Dave Parker in the 1979 game in the Kingdome, where he had two outfield assists. I was sitting in the right field stands in the 300 level and never saw either play because of the angle of the stands meant we couldn’t see the right fielder.

  66. John D. on July 15th, 2009 1:22 am

    Franklin looks like he was picked up on the way to a Civil War reenactment. Or a homeless shelter.

    I have it on good authority that the chin growth is actually a curse that was laid on him because of his propensity to argue with base-runners that get to 2nd base, and relay the catcher’s signs to the batter. (A practice that has been going on for well over a century.)
    Curses await other players who demonstrate similar ignorance.

  67. mln on July 15th, 2009 1:32 am
  68. Philly M's fan on July 15th, 2009 7:10 am

    Were there enough Former M’s and current M’s to field a team last night? Thats not even including the former player from the UW. Another Win by the American League, which just goes to show you the best players play in the AL!

  69. BBOneFive on July 15th, 2009 7:20 am

    Maybe Franklin made a deal with the devil and was turned into half goat in exchange for the ability to get people out?

  70. Paul B on July 15th, 2009 8:15 am

    which just goes to show you the best players play in the AL!

    While I agree that the AL is better, the evidence I would use would be the records in interleague play, rather than the result of the All Star game.

  71. Slippery Elmer on July 15th, 2009 8:26 am

    While I agree that the AL is better, the evidence I would use would be the records in interleague play, rather than the result of the All Star game.

    I think he probably meant “the best stars play in the AL!”

  72. Beniitec on July 15th, 2009 8:50 am

    I love the Ichiro quotes in this article about Obama at the All-Star game.

  73. NBarnes on July 15th, 2009 10:48 am
  74. joser on July 15th, 2009 10:53 am

    which just goes to show you the best players play in the AL!

    No, it has nothing to do with that, and everything to do with Ichiro’s annual pre-game speech.

  75. joser on July 15th, 2009 10:58 am

    And by “Thornton? Really?” I meant “You really care that much about a guy who throws ~60 innings a year, mostly in low leverage situations?” Thornton may have improved since he left the M’s, but he hardly matters.

  76. Nik Aitken on July 15th, 2009 11:14 am

    Love this part:

    Which leaves the NL hoping for some kind of a miracle. Ichiro was asked how much he believes the speech has contributed to the AL dominance that has stretched more than a decade now.

    “I’ve got to say over 90 percent,” he said.

  77. joser on July 15th, 2009 11:47 am

    Though (on further review) it looks like he didn’t do the speech this year after all:

    After the game, Ichiro said he was thankful that the Junior Circuit prevailed despite the fact that he wasn’t able to do what has become a hilarious pregame motivational talk in which he demonstratively delivers some choice English slang words to his teammates.

    “For the pregame, they always had me say a few words, but this time I didn’t say anything and we still won, so I put a period on history,” Ichiro said. “I’m kind of glad to get that over with.”

    Meanwhile, Obama talks about meeting Ichiro (”He’s an impressive guy”) in the video on this page (”Obama answers players questions” — note to DMZ: they left out the apostrophe, not me)

  78. harry on July 15th, 2009 12:26 pm

    From fangraphs:

    F Gutierrez WAR 2009: 3.1

    A Jones WAR 2009: 1.5

    That takes some of the sting out for me…

  79. msb on July 15th, 2009 1:33 pm

    I think it was Big Papi who always insisted Ichiro give his speech.

    Could it be a red squirrel that has attached itself to Franklin’s chin?

  80. ayoon on July 15th, 2009 2:13 pm

    Anyone read the ESPN article on Ichiro visiting Sisler’s grave? Ichiro also wanted to say “what’s up” to the President…

  81. DMZ on July 15th, 2009 2:21 pm

    Yes, we’ve linked to it like 1m times already.

  82. joser on July 16th, 2009 9:41 am

    I believe Ichiro’s shoes were silver.

    “Not silver. Platinum.”

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