Save Our Server: Use Twitter

Dave · December 6, 2009 at 6:47 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

In early December, 30 GMs converge on a hotel somewhere in America, while 40 bazillion Mariner fans converge on USSM and hit the refresh button until our server blows up, trying to find out if the Mariners have traded anyone yet. It’s an annual tradition at this point.

This year, I’m providing this handy post in an effort to save our poor site from you relentless rumor mongerers. For as weird as it may sound, Twitter has officially become the place where 99.9 percent of all news stories break, and there’s no reason to pound our servers when you can pound theirs instead. You will find out about M’s news from various writers on twitter faster than you will find it from us. So, I have created a Twitter list of Mariner writers for you to follow.

Even if you don’t use twitter, just go to the link above, and every message sent by Shannon Drayer, Geoff Baker, Larry Stone, Ryan Divish, Mike Salk, and us will appear in one single page. Refresh the crap out of that page all you want, I don’t care.

When news does break, you’ll get it there first. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll let us survive through the winter meetings without going down. Please.

Comments

46 Responses to “Save Our Server: Use Twitter”

  1. msb on December 6th, 2009 6:51 pm

    Brilliant.

  2. joser on December 6th, 2009 7:06 pm

    I see BrockAndSalk are on there. Do they take turns writing? Does Brock supply the consonants and Salk the vowels? Just how does that work?

  3. joser on December 6th, 2009 7:15 pm

    Also, I don’t see Shannon Drayer on there (and her adorable pic — she may be the only journalist in baseball who can make Ichiro loom like Richie Sexson)

  4. Liam on December 6th, 2009 7:22 pm

    Looks nice.

  5. Paul L on December 6th, 2009 7:26 pm

    Awesome, as usual.

    If this isn’t THE BEST baseball site on all of the internets I’d like to know which one is better.

    (Lookout Landing being right there too)

  6. troyolson on December 6th, 2009 7:38 pm

    Any chance you can make that available via an RSS feed as well?

  7. M-ners27 on December 6th, 2009 8:03 pm

    Hey, this helps alot.

  8. gsquared on December 6th, 2009 8:15 pm

    Awesome; bookmarked.

  9. joser on December 6th, 2009 8:54 pm

    Also, I don’t see Shannon Drayer on there

    Nevermind, she’s there now. Yay.

  10. henryv on December 6th, 2009 9:37 pm

    Fantastic site, thank you very much. Is that going to remain up even after the meetings?

    Also, excellent repetitious use of the words “pound” and “going down”.

  11. henryv on December 6th, 2009 9:40 pm

    Wow, I’ve never actually looked at a sports-related Twitter thread before.

    These are new epic levels of rumor-mongering.

  12. Chris_From_Bothell on December 6th, 2009 9:48 pm

    That’s tremendously useful, and now part of my home page tabs for the next week at least. Thanks!

  13. ferocious_gentleman on December 6th, 2009 9:56 pm

    So in addition to everything else, Twitter also provides bandwidth relief to narrow-interest websites during events? Paraphrasing:

    Twitter: Is there anything it can’t do?

  14. Dave on December 6th, 2009 10:00 pm

    Make a profit?

  15. Sports on a Schtick on December 6th, 2009 10:04 pm

    Twitter: Is there anything it can’t do?

    Save the USSM server during a ridiculous game event / amateur draft.

  16. mariner_til_death on December 6th, 2009 10:10 pm

    Ahh waiting for the winter meetings is agonizing, this is gnna be a long week

  17. mremis on December 6th, 2009 10:15 pm

    Thank you, this is very useful.

  18. everett on December 6th, 2009 10:22 pm

    Whatever else someone might say about Geoff Baker, very nice comment regarding Bay as a $5.99 pretzel. We really are treated to a wonderful group of media with Stone, Drayer, and Baker. I know Baker is everybody’s favorite foil, but we could be much, much worse off.

  19. shortbus on December 6th, 2009 10:33 pm

    Ferocious_gentleman: 141 characters?

    Seriously…my first reaction to Twitter was “wow…so Twitter thought blog posts were too long and well thought out? Today is the very first day I’ve actually gone to Twitter.

    Thanks USSM. I feel dirty.

  20. Benne on December 6th, 2009 10:36 pm

    The Jason Bay trade-offs between Cameron and Baker are entertaining me right now.

  21. gwangung on December 6th, 2009 10:37 pm

    Oh. My. God.

    In every sense of the words.

    Yeah, I feel dirty, too.

  22. Benne on December 6th, 2009 10:44 pm

    Also: you can count me among those who are absolutely dumbfounded as to how a social networking site, with an entry limit of 140 characters, has become such a reliable source of news.

    That said, I have the page bookmarked, and will be checking it religiously. Such strange times we live in, when we don’t have to wait 24 hours for new news/baseless speculation.

  23. shortbus on December 6th, 2009 11:24 pm

    It’s been a while since we had to wait 24 hours. Now 24 seconds seems like a bit much. Like…you had to wait to take the glove off after Chone’s physical to text us that he passed? Thanks, for the newsreel, Edward R. Murrow!!

  24. dgarnett on December 6th, 2009 11:32 pm

    Just out of curiosity, why don’t you guys host on EC2? In times of peak demand like now, you could just fire up another server instance and load balance.

    I’m all for twitter, but i’m sure the community here would donate for the extra infrastructure costs of guaranteeing that the site will be up.

  25. MarinerFan on December 7th, 2009 12:11 am

    What time do the meetings start?

  26. joser on December 7th, 2009 12:34 am

    These are new epic levels of rumor-mongering.

    It’s like the hall of mirrors, just viewed through a peephole.

    Just out of curiosity, why don’t you guys host on EC2? In times of peak demand like now, you could just fire up another server instance and load balance.

    And get put in the poorhouse overnight. Seriously, I looked at using EC2 to host a non-profit site and there just was no way it would work with any kind of demand. Just playing around with a single web user (me) for a couple of days I racked up several dollars in charges. You’d have to be doing some significant e-commerce for it pencil out; as generous as the USSM community is, they’re not going to float that kind of donation. Unless Amazon has some kind of non-profit fee structure I’m not aware of, or they’ve changed their pricing in general, I can’t see it making sense for USSM.

  27. joser on December 7th, 2009 12:45 am

    Also, since we’re talking Twitter, you can follow the hyphen there too (his latest is his thoughts on Figgins from a pitcher’s perspective).

  28. MI5 on December 7th, 2009 12:47 am

    hi-freakin’-larious

  29. bergamot on December 7th, 2009 8:04 am

    Thanks. I finally have a good reason to open a Twitter account.

    To help save time, which of the folks in the Twitter List have the greatest Value Over Replacement Tweet?

  30. msb on December 7th, 2009 8:11 am

    Unless, of course, Twitter goes down for scheduled maintenance 🙂

    Salk & Drayer will be on-air at 11 from Indy.

    As an aside, NPH had a fine running gag about the limited character length when he finally succumbed to Twitter Peer Pressure

  31. Jeff Nye on December 7th, 2009 8:21 am

    Berg, everyone on Dave’s list is worth following.

  32. Toddk on December 7th, 2009 8:27 am

    Also, since we’re talking Twitter, you can follow the hyphen there too

    And doesn’t seem to mind his nickname. Did he get that here?

  33. kentroyals5 on December 7th, 2009 8:37 am

    This would be so helpful if the web filter at work didn’t block social networking sites. Boo

  34. mawazi on December 7th, 2009 9:33 am

    This would be so helpful if the web filter at work didn’t block social networking sites. Boo

    Try accessing it through secure http instead:
    https://twitter.com/d_a_cameron/mariner-writers/

  35. Mustard on December 7th, 2009 9:55 am

    Buster Olney reports Seattle unlikely to get involved on Jason Bay.

    Please be true!

  36. Liam on December 7th, 2009 9:57 am

    Mustard’s got the right idea. What’s it called when you repost tweets on USSM?

  37. joser on December 7th, 2009 10:09 am

    Mustard’s got the right idea. What’s it called when you repost tweets on USSM?

    Being part of the problem?

  38. Mustard on December 7th, 2009 11:15 am

    I have no idea what its called. I dont use Twitter or have access to it at work.

    Joser, how is posting that being part of the problem?

  39. Miles on December 7th, 2009 11:15 am

    Dave,
    What’s the chance of adding #Mariners or something like that to pull up other posts?

  40. Miles on December 7th, 2009 11:21 am

    Oh, never mind. That search is a mess.

  41. lokiforever on December 7th, 2009 12:04 pm

    And now Twitter is down for maintenance for the next 30 minutes

  42. lokiforever on December 7th, 2009 12:06 pm

    OK it was quick maintenance, and seems to be resolved

  43. joser on December 7th, 2009 12:12 pm

    Mustard: If all the Mariner tweets are just reposted here, then “40 bazillion Mariner fans converge on USSM and hit the refresh button until our server blows up, trying to find out if the Mariners have traded anyone yet.”

    That’s the problem.

    OK, it might only be the 20 bazillion who can’t get to twitter from work or who otherwise are too lazy to go anywhere else. But the whole point of this is that we’re not supposed to be using USSM for breaking news because that breaks USSM. Come here for the analysis after the trade (or at least when one seems very likely) rather than a repost of every little #mariners update from every journalist in Indianapolis with a Twitter account.

  44. slate_206 on December 7th, 2009 1:35 pm

    Twitter has been down twice for maintenance already!

  45. joser on December 7th, 2009 5:07 pm

    BTW, I still think this is the best summary of Twitter overall. It has its place for breaking news, I guess, but too often it’s just Narcissus’ pool rendered as a web page.

  46. beef on December 8th, 2009 4:35 pm

    thank you dave. this is excellent.

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