First Half In Review: Mariners Go Sailing
In a belated continuation of another stupid tradition, here we’ll summarize each player’s first half with a selected word(s) from the Wikipedia page for “mariner“.
Alex Liddi
- discharge
Brad Miller
- propulsion
Brandon Bantz
- who
Brendan Ryan
- range
Carlos Peguero
- non-profit
Carlos Triunfel
- available
Dustin Ackley
- emergency
Endy Chavez
- regular
Franklin Gutierrez
- memory
Henry Blanco
- responsibilities
Jason Bay
- comfortable
Jesus Montero
- cold
Jesus Sucre
- professional
Justin Smoak
- key
Kelly Shoppach
- damp
Kendrys Morales
- steady
Kyle Seager
- integral
Michael Morse
- maintenance
Michael Saunders
- surprising
Mike Zunino
- plans
Nick Franklin
- powered
Raul Ibanez
- murderous rampage
Robert Andino
- role
Aaron Harang
- baseball
Blake Beavan
- person
Bobby LaFromboise
- also
Brandon Maurer
- ordinary
Carter Capps
- fire
Charlie Furbush
- assistant
Danny Farquhar
- dangerous
Erasmo Ramirez
- off
Felix Hernandez
- master
Hector Noesi
- interesting
Hisashi Iwakuma
- chief
Jeremy Bonderman
- remains
Joe Saunders
- safety
Kameron Loe
- sewage
Lucas Luetge
- contact
Oliver Perez
- control
Stephen Pryor
- injury
Tom Wilhelmsen
- variation
Yoervis Medina
- improved
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I thought I was going to catch you on “murderous rampage” – but, son of a gun, it’s actually there!
Lost it at too many of them to count, but almost cried laughing at Kam Loe’s. Comedic genius
Amazing Jeff.
Your post, also per the aforementioned article: “distinguished”.
Oh man, I lost it at ‘murderous rampage’.
The whole thing is just comedic gold (while somehow managing to be a pretty damn good review of the first half, given the word count!)
Nice!
Somehow this seems most appropriate:
Blake Beaven — person
Bonderman: remains… well done
Howard Lincoln—isolation
Chuck Armstrong—junior assistant purser
Jack Zduriencik—lifeboat
Eric Wedge—sleeping