Felix Day!

DMZ · May 8, 2008 at 12:16 am · Filed Under Mariners, Off-topic ranting 


Ist das die Sonne? Day 45” by Arwen Abendstern, cc-licensed

Is it Felix Day?
Yes, it’s Felix Day, child.

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Here’s a dog licking her* chops with excitement.

Annie licks her chops” by Barbara L. Slavin, cc-licensed

* presumably

Comments

166 Responses to “Felix Day!”

  1. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 8th, 2008 5:38 pm

    Whoa, whoa whoa, just… whoa! He said bad players, all right? You’re giving up the heart of our order and half of our bench there.

    It’ll be ok. We’ll trade Lowe, Wlad, and Clement for a seasoned vet like Barry Zito who can help the team win now.

  2. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 8th, 2008 5:42 pm

    And then we can sign Neifi Perez and Desi Relaford to shore up the bench.

  3. red_devil20 on May 8th, 2008 5:43 pm

    Bring back Darnell Coles. He had seasoned grittiness.

  4. justinh on May 8th, 2008 5:47 pm

    What about Rey Quinones? The guy who dis-appeared one year. Or Greg “Pee-Wee” Briley.

    Scary thing is you know Sabean is thinking, “maybe I can send Zito to Seattle?”

  5. TaylorD7 on May 8th, 2008 5:56 pm

    Hey, anyone know what happened to the RSS feed? I haven’t been getting mine for a week or so….

  6. Sklyansky on May 8th, 2008 6:00 pm

    We have enough gritty hitters, what is needed are some gritty pitchers. A team needs a minimum of at least 15 gritty players to realistically compete. Frankie Rodriguez was gritty for us before, surely BB can track him down to fulfill our grit quota.

  7. red_devil20 on May 8th, 2008 6:07 pm

    You make a great point there. What about 1996 organizational pitcher of the year Bob Wells. That guy had more grit than grit itself.

  8. Say Hey on May 8th, 2008 6:20 pm

    I’m happy it’s Felix Day and all, but I was wondering, when does Hitting Day come? Is there a Hitting Day in the Mariners’ future? Because unless Felix throws a shutout, he doesn’t have a great chance of winning no matter how well he pitches if we can’t hit. And boy, we cannot hit lately.

  9. Typical Idiot Fan on May 8th, 2008 6:35 pm

    Tui is 21 years old in AAA ball. He’s still got some time left to develop.

  10. maalox on May 8th, 2008 7:24 pm

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  11. smb on May 8th, 2008 7:26 pm

    Bring back Bragg! Alex Diaz! Jose Paniagua!!! At least then I could laugh.

  12. Rick L on May 8th, 2008 8:49 pm

    01 pitches for Felix in 4 innings? Bad Felix writ large.

  13. Rick L on May 8th, 2008 8:50 pm

    That should have been 101 pitches.

  14. Rick L on May 8th, 2008 8:53 pm

    We now have 0 players batting .300 or above.

  15. Rick L on May 8th, 2008 9:08 pm

    160. Whose fault is that? Kenji? MacLaren? Felx?

  16. Sentinel on May 8th, 2008 10:25 pm

    165,

    Maybe Stottlemyre? Probably Felix, though. What happened to him tonight?

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