Game 61, Mariners at Rockies

Mike Snow · June 12, 2009 at 5:53 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

Since we’re in interleague play and get to enjoy watching pitchers hit, here’s a thought. Jarrod Washburn has a career OBP of .326 in 50 PA. That’s higher than everyone else in tonight’s lineup except for Ichiro and Branyan.

RF-L Ichiro
1B-L Branyan
3B-R Beltre
2B-R Lopez
CF-L Chavez
LF-R Cedeno
SS-R Betancourt
C-R Johnson
P-L Washburn

In other news, Bedard is a scratch again to-Morrow.

Comments

83 Responses to “Game 61, Mariners at Rockies”

  1. juneau_fan on June 12th, 2009 7:54 pm

    Ugh, that’s embarrassing.

  2. ndrfx on June 12th, 2009 7:57 pm

    …”you can not have enough runs in this ball park”…yah, the ball park is playing a HUGE FREAKING ROLE. M’s are looking like morons out there.

  3. msb on June 12th, 2009 7:57 pm

    Well, this is just going to hell in a hand basket.

  4. JMHawkins on June 12th, 2009 7:58 pm

    “Runs well for a catcher” means his knees actually bend and move up and down and everything when he runs.

    Washburn is gassed, by the way, in case Wak is reading the game thread…

  5. juneau_fan on June 12th, 2009 8:06 pm

    This our only chance to get some runs, since the bottom half of the order sucks.

  6. Paul B on June 12th, 2009 8:15 pm

    Both pitchers are over 100 pitches.

  7. msb on June 12th, 2009 8:21 pm

    Rob wants to be the catcher sent back to Tacoma.

  8. juneau_fan on June 12th, 2009 8:21 pm

    Time for the Johnson apologists to start….

    “Couldn’t Yuni or Lopez have knocked that down??”

  9. JMHawkins on June 12th, 2009 8:23 pm

    Rob Johnson runs well for a catcher. Doesn’t catch well for a catcher though.

  10. UW10 on June 12th, 2009 8:23 pm

    what the fuck johnson… why is he even on the roster?

  11. JMHawkins on June 12th, 2009 8:25 pm

    Oh, and the Boater Ed radio spots are annoying. Really, really annoying.

  12. vern on June 12th, 2009 8:27 pm

    Rob’s moon is in Venus retrograde and that is why he sucks so bad….

  13. hark on June 12th, 2009 8:27 pm

    …I don’t drink, and I’m feeling a desperate need for alcohol right now. Who’s in?

  14. juneau_fan on June 12th, 2009 8:41 pm

    Unfortunately, I’ve already lost my buzz, hark. You’re about two rum and coke’s behind.

    This loss is on Rob ‘The Tongue’ Johnson?

  15. juneau_fan on June 12th, 2009 8:43 pm

    Is there anyone to pinch run? One of the pitchers? Then again, Griffey’s one of the few players who can properly navigate around the baselines, even if he’s not fast.

  16. kenshabby on June 12th, 2009 8:44 pm

    Uh, no Mr. Sims, the crowd is cheering because the Rockies are on the verge of winning their 9th straight, not because Griffey’s batting.

  17. juneau_fan on June 12th, 2009 8:47 pm

    Some great unintentional laughs to wrap up the game!

    Giving up four walks is the key to losing the game, thump, under the bus goes Washburn and Batista.

    And Brandon Morrow will have to be sure to not do that tomorrow. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAA…over/under on walks/innings on Morrow? I say 6 walks, three innings.

  18. egreenlaw9 on June 12th, 2009 9:07 pm

    juneau_fan — what the hell? piss off

  19. juneau_fan on June 12th, 2009 9:14 pm

    Er? You really expect Morrow to pitch a CG tomorrow? Or even just not get lit up?

    I sure as hell hope he makes it through too, but let’s get realistic here.

  20. egreenlaw9 on June 12th, 2009 9:53 pm

    Yeah, I totally expect him to pitch a complete game. 9 innings, 6-7 pitches per innings… sounds about right, eh?

    Fuck no I don’t expect him to pitch a CG, but I don’t expect him to go three and walk six either.

    Your being a pessimistic ass is what bugs me.

    That make a bit more sense?

  21. Jeff Nye on June 12th, 2009 10:33 pm

    Cut it out.

  22. juneau_fan on June 12th, 2009 10:33 pm

    *yawn* I really would use the word realist, but whatever. He’s shown poor control that certainly doesn’t increase with increased innings.

    As for the ass part, I could say the same of you, but that term is probably reserved for anyone who continues to squabble in a slow game thread hours after even the players are in bed.

  23. egreenlaw9 on June 12th, 2009 10:55 pm

    Jeff – and that doesn’t warrant a ‘cut it out?’

    *yawn*

  24. egreenlaw9 on June 12th, 2009 10:58 pm

    juneau – or in other words… exactly what you just did.

    You do know what irony is, right?

    Anyway, point is…

    Don’t rip on Morrow till we have a reason. The ‘HAHAHAHAHAHAHA’ thing is just obnoxious.

    Give us a reason. Give us a number. Just do more than *laugh*, ok?

  25. Jeff Nye on June 12th, 2009 10:58 pm

    Did I single anyone out? No.

    Stop acting like children.

  26. egreenlaw9 on June 12th, 2009 11:08 pm

    Jeff – k. thanks. *bow*

  27. egreenlaw9 on June 12th, 2009 11:09 pm

    Time to go meet up with the girls anyway in QA… have a good night y’all

  28. jmb13 on June 12th, 2009 11:31 pm

    I love this argument. Then the USSM muscle (Jeff Nye) comes in and revels in it’s own purported dominance. The two best things about the internet can be seen here, childishness and arrogance. (Sarcasm)

    Anyway, I don’t feel like reading all the posts that aren’t on the main page, why isn’t Bedard making his start? I’m looking forward to it actually.

  29. DMZ on June 12th, 2009 11:56 pm

    That was a really low-quality comment there, jmb.

  30. jmb13 on June 13th, 2009 1:50 am

    That was a really low-quality comment there, jmb.

    won’t happen again. really just couldn’t resist.

  31. jmb13 on June 13th, 2009 2:02 am

    That was a really low-quality comment there, jmb.

    won’t happen again. really just couldn’t resist

    .

    man I also did not mean to come off that lazy either.

  32. Jeff Nye on June 13th, 2009 2:03 am

    It’s comments like that make volunteering my time here so incredibly rewarding.

  33. JMHawkins on June 13th, 2009 7:08 am

    It’s comments like that make volunteering my time here so incredibly rewarding.

    Well, someone has to produce some offense around here. If the team can’t do it on the field, I suppose we’ll have to do it in the game thread…

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